Jason Manford's London Snow Rant | 8 Out of 10 Cats

Jason your team to go first Jia Charlie what have the nation been talking about it's got to be snow AR it it's absolutely got to be and what's funny is it's become a national story now it's at London but we've had it for ages in the Northwest we've had it since um about 1984 luckily you don't go on about it you're enjoying it right now you're you're at a stage where you're like oh look at it's all white and we can build snowmen and don't our Gardens look like everyone else hell is coming London hell is coming you in in Manchester there's people like looting B andq for slays and Wellies Rock Sal has got a bigger street value than crack cocaine it's not Charlie how are things in the Square how's doc coping uh I think she's all right I don't know cuz it's icy outside the VC isn't it yeah no they're getting on right I think um of course they are they recorded it months ago so it's not snowing there it's fine but no they're doing stuff at the moment which will come out in about 8 weeks so that look a bit weird that's the thing else in you senders are so realistic I've still yet to see snow I've got no eating in my house though no Heating in your house no Heating in my house you can't work the buttons can you basic you just press everything know light coming on how do you know that shuts in the garage and so I've got no eating my house so my kids are sleeping we're all sleeping in the same bed and I've put the kids in tights and they wear tights right out and one of them is only little okay good you say this isia that is as irrelevant as most of the news coverage if you watch the news the coverage of the news is just ridiculous people go and we're going live to a gritting Depot in cheshier there's a woman standing there going yes I'm outside the cheshier gritting Depot and there's a lot of grit moving out they're doing it all night getting the grit on the road so back over to you in the studio tic it's some snow that's it you do watch anything think travel chaos yeah how why' you bother going there then if there's such travel chaos how have you got the film Cruise everywhere in the country this is the worst affected area we've just arrived with a camera have you been out and done a Snowman have you done a snowman Sean I haven't done a Snowman no what are you [Music] suggesting you won't catch a Snowman do that's s a dirty bastard even if I wanted to I don't think I could you've got you've got kids Jia were they off school um my kids don't go to school your kids don't go to school it's for the best school sorry you not really I homeschooled them well good luck jia's kids all the best with that do you mean you school what do you wear I know what do you wear yeah that was my first thought you wear Jia see school teachers outfit I know how I'll come across on these panel shows right but I am actually intelligent I wouldn't I would not no you know I wouldn't do something like that you know and they're not sick of you though like after spending all day with you and then they get home number one we don't spend all day doing schooling cuz like children don't need the whole time and we don't stay in the house either like you know sometimes we got to test girls oh where are we going tomorrow on our field trip M mommy's getting a bikini work good luck kids should we have a look and see whether the weather is one of the most talked about things this week I have a feeling it might be of course our next round is called pick of the Sean CLA and shappie your turn first oh yeah what do you like the look of oh The Magician's hat you've chosen the magician here's a clip to illustrate the questions as a professional magician for the past 16 years I've seen firsthand the powerful effect that magic can have on the opposite sex on this video you'll see as we took a group of non- magicians taught them the tricks and let them loose so let's watch now and see as they flirt with magic excuse me I was wondering if you uh happen to have lost his pen no it's not mine are you sure the thing this pen right here no you how about meeting me back here at 11:00 for a drink or so no no uh how do I know you're not some sort of a weirdo I'm not a weirdo that's the cigarette cuz all I need you to do is blow on the cigarette when I count to three watch one 2 three blow look gone oh my God so what else can you make disappear flirting with magic there okay here's your related question 67% of people believe in magic true or false what like Wizards like Harry Potter wizard like Wizards Harry Potter that sort of thing Jesus that sort of there's no I think that there is magical things going on what sort of magical things not telling you oh come on well I believe that the sky isn't the sky what do you think it is it's something else really unless 67% of the people were children that's impossible like everybody knows disappearing is like an illusion card tricks is yeah card trick but some people do genuinely believe that they only one person over the age of five and a half who believes in Brown cuz that's he always says at the beginning this isn't Magic and then he does loads of things that you're like that was magic I think it was magic that he he he you know the lottery numbers he picked the lottery numbers after they' had been announced I thought that was amazing it convinced people that was a trick the thing with Darren Brown is is that it's not just that he can do these things it's that everybody in here if you met Darren Brown and he started talking to you'd be thinking what's he doing to me mind like that's it's almost more important sometimes if I was Darren Brown and everyone thought I could do anything I if I saw someone asleep on the train say I'd have a little Wander over right I'd pull me pants down right i' give him a little nudge I'd go thanks for that mate and then walk off and he be okay 67% of people believe in magic true or false what are you going to go with it's true true yes okay you're going to go true you're going to go I reckon it's true are 67% of people asked mental yes yes yes I think we should go against the at least you think go for sorry Bradley I mean just do that I'm so sorry I'm do you know that like the whole time I've been say Don't Call Him Bradley Don't Call Him Bradley the whole time I'm so sorry it's fine fine okay we'll go with false then I don't know what's happen well I can tell you that the answer is false [Music] o e