Denise van Outen's Troublesome Tattoo | Would I Lie To You?

I once got a tattoo because I was told that it would disappear after 3 years really when um I it was on a job that I was doing it was actually live on TV I was tattooed and it was on the big breakfast and who had told you that they' disappear after 3 years Johnny vaugh yeah so had you not previously heard of tattoos no it was a new there were a German company and they came on the show and they claimed that they had this this new ink that would fade after 3 years and they did it live on the big breakfast so can we see it no because it's in a place where I don't really want to get it out what do you mean what part where where is it then it's just um the top of my bottom what what is it Denise what I had was Barbara winds was on the show and you know she used to say oh because I'm love carry on camping and you know she used to say well you are Saucy so I I wanted to have Saucy tattooed across there I've got a potato tattoo on my back [Laughter] potato can I please won't show you I don't mind if I get mine I might have to undo a button first undo a button I'll sort it out don't I all right come here there what I'm doing is what I'm doing is I'm doing this but I'm imagining my face has swiveled that way and uh right uh that I can confirm that is a potato say what why have you got F Rod if I were you Rod if I were you I'd have that checked out has it changed shape in the last few years used to be a chip on his shoulder there it is beautiful do you know what it was worth it just for that so um Denise you've already said if this is true that we we can't see it um well I don't mind showing you oh [Applause] oh maybe later um have you taken legal action against the people who promised you that it would be there for just years no because I don't know who they are they didn't leave any forward in details for me Anonymous German men turned up on a big breakfast but it was a big bre yeah we would like to maybe tattoo you in a secret place and do not ask any questions so David what are you going to say is this the truth or has she made this all up I believe that you might have had a tattoo on television what I can't believe is that you'd think that a tattoo wouldn't last forever that I think you'd be well F she been told by Germans that it would go yeah the two the two greatest authorities Germans and Johnny vaugh what do you think Dar um no well there a there's certainly an emotional context in which uh this could have I don't think anyone's mad enough to have fallen for that I it's a big risk on live television to tattoo someone and then say Oh don't wor it'll it'll it be all gone decision it's a lie then we think it's a lie think it's a lie all right Denise vanan outon were you telling the truth then or were you telling a lie true wow that great I think you're going to get away yeah it's true uh Denise did get tattoo because she was told it would disappear after 3 years now no you did say that I was the only one only you only me where where I see it where where were we no seriously don't look

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