TME #206: Crime With No Consequence, AMBER ALERT 8/31/2024

[Music] he [Music] he [Music] [Music] w [Music] [Music] he rated M for M bomb this is the momb effect your One-Stop shop for unfiltered discussions [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] Y what is going on Welcome to the momb effect we are here back back live in studio in the r o Bay Bay I am your host demom tonight Andrea alongside me here along with Austin T live in studio look at this guy all ready to get going here it's been a while right Austin heck yeah I'm excited I'm excited what what are we going to talk about today we have a lot to talk about Austin so I'm really uh I'm really game for this night I got some I got some news I got got some good news yeah we're going to dive deep into that one man good news both good news and bad news oh Jesus not the bad news little bit not the bad nudes not bad NES nudes oh you like nudes you want nudes no I thought you said bad nudes oh no yeah I said nudes n oh no no n no oh no oh no and guess what all you listeners out there you're with us as well you know what you can do you can give us a call 855 mbal 19 855 6225 61 n don't forget hit those reacts if you're on Facebook don't forget to hit the like on YouTube and on Twitch I think they have the like on there too or something like that so you can uh help us gain a reach or at least get more of a reach than we already have if you do that it's always good to to get more listeners on here and build this community and all the above so it's it's a beautiful thing right Austin it's beautiful when that happens [ __ ] yeah it is yeah you're you're ready and primed up ready to go and so are we um I gotta I gotta say uh how's everyone's week this week chaotic uh for me oh geez a little bit uh well I just moved mhm so I just moved out of my family's house so I'm out on my own yay dude how's it feel man being on your own she all grown up how's it how's it feel being on your own oh my God it just feels like I feel a little bit of a weight off my shoulders but I mean I know there's a lot of responsibilities that comes with the apartment and stuff oh [Music] um oh yeah no it's just I [ __ ] love it I mean I I'm on top floor I get a little balcony this man's on top he's a top not a bottom yeah also less likely to deal with theft because people don't want to deal with the [ __ ] we'll be talking about some of that tonight too cuz oh boy I got a video I got a video that we I found and it's uh it's got a lot going on yo you're on the mom effect um hello hello Analise you are live with us yeah hello hello am I really am I live or am I not well no you're live well we're recording it so if somebody's listening to it uh now it might not be live for them but it's live for you now so that's what counts yeah right in the moment in In This Moment Like the band Maria Brink yeah yeah how are you tired [ __ ] oh no this week got you too that's how I'm feeling yeah no let me tell you the story because I worked 4:45 to 12 yesterday so second was I worked until this morning didn't get home until 2:33 had to come back at 10:45 oh so I'm a little bit cranky yeah well you know understandably you should have called him sick you said hey got little listen I ain't gonna do that [ __ ] yeah no I made the mistake you [ __ ] it's always it's always chaotic with you when I'm on the phone God damn it see I made the mistake the [ __ ] yeah damn I made the mistake of like every single time I'm on the phone chaos this show is chaos the shame [Laughter] shame you ready for Labor Day I am [ __ ] Labor Day [ __ ] this whole weekend hey you know what this weekend is gives us a reason to drink so hey we're already there man I could wish really strong one but I'm not gonna do that I don't roll like that I don't roll like a joint no see yeah see that's what I did what she did there she did there keep rolling rolling rolling rolling what copyright get the [ __ ] out no I'm rolling like sushi roll oh I love oh I love sushi rolls that's good rolling an do you like sushi yeah yeah I'm not a big Sushi fan I love no I wish I was I know I'm I I know it it it hates me but like I love some sush it's got to be cooked it's got to be cooked for me Ramen ramen's good Ren I love me a good ramen you love me some I love me some good Ram as well as some good sush you know shrimp yeah or just ramen oh I just love Yeah Ramen Ram yeah both why not both Ramen with the ram how about some foe some bubble tea oh yeah some bubs that bubble tea [ __ ] you're making me hungry what kind of what kind of what kind of boba do you like do you like the the the ones that that explode in your mouth or do you like do you like the pearl necklace ones yo come on why really did you have to go down that road bro I I did effect go first one you don't like you don't like when somebody gives you the you don't like you don't like when somebody gives you a pearl necklace oh no don't remind you like that wait what what do you mean okay whoa all right fruity balls is what did you do nothing yes hey there's nothing wrong with some balls exploding inside of your mouth Austin okay I mean I'm Aion yeah yeah see I gota be honest with you I love it especially when it's like the um creamy kind a come on you see you're corrupting my mind hey you've watched too much of the show and you listen too much of the show really think so we're corrupting the minds of the NYC over here in the r Shame Shame Shame Shame Shame Shame yeah I don't know I don't know I mean I know mean I want to yeah you want to move I mean it should be the talk [ __ ] effect yeah talk [ __ ] he's a talk [ __ ] you know that guy's dead a SL really a [ __ ] yeah he's dead that guy well yeah he was a political talk show host of some sort oh yeah that's right and he was talking about Lori Ingram or Lauren or whatever her [ __ ] name is he was calling her a talk lot I don't know but anyways it doesn't matter he's dead and we're here and we're using his voice still we're carrying on so yeah little yeah she's a talk [ __ ] yeah it's okay voice lives on we let people live on Austin you know Joyce on she's been dead for almost uh 12 years no Joyce she's been dead well actually Joyce the late what did you do to her God damn it not what I did to her it's what her son did to her he stole her millions and went down to Florida and she died in a nursing home oh my God yeah it's an actual based off a real person based off a true story here St the emom effect and you know I love I love how I love how uh I love how pops has the Fedora emojis going on over there on Twitch he's that's right yes em yo I may have to cut it when I can when I'm home that's okay I can still talk right now for a b all right well don't don't be driving and talking on the phone because that that might be an unsafe act but oh yeah I mean I'm driving something crazy that's the only license I have oh no oh no oh no I think I hear the cops in and I just killed the oh no they're in the distance they come they know what happened they know what happened they're coming for you ambulance it's here they come what did you do I didn't do anything they heard what you said now they call police they call it the police they call the sound of the police don't remind me of what happens at like in the middle of the night when I'm when I'm asleep what what are you talking about cuz I cuz where where I'm at I'm like right behind a firehouse I love you so much I can't Mr Bogart's on with us say what's up party people Bogart what the hell is up my man we got to have you back in on in studio what up Mr Bogart I don't I don't think who Bogart from the bogart podcast he was on uh Our keer Extravaganza when we did a the last Power Hour where I got sick yeah the one that uh yeah the one he was the taser he was the one tasing he stun gun both Austin St guned everybody we had a co-host they didn't want to partake in that because you know just y I love you I'll call you later all right we love you too Analise we we I'm sure we'll chat with you see you anise always a pleasure thank you for calling in bye good thing I had time tonight I know hell yeah yeah she asked me if we were on I was like yeah I look listen it's it's been one hell of a week and I'll tell you what yeah this show Almost Never didn't happen tonight no I understand no I get it I was like I thought I thought you were doing I thought you were going to be out of town no no that's tomorrow well Analise thank you for calling in we we'll catch you soon literally within the next hour hour a yeah we'll probably be around I'm sure we'll be around maybe we have a lot yeah we have a lot to talk about yeah all right you better you better be I'm gonna have to like come up there and like get you all right we we'll we'll we'll hold you to it we'll hold you to it hostages in the basement yeah we already are we're here against her will that's right well thanks for calling in anal we will talk to you soon bye bye so yeah I uh I came down so my wife and I have been trying to clean up this house cuz it's been [ __ ] chaotic you know and life just seems to to go on go on go on and you try to fit things in I'm I'm trying to figure out things cuz everything's just obviously discombobulated with time so we're trying to get everything done we're trying to get all this stuff washed in the washing machine all that [ __ ] so I come down here early in the afternoon thinking yeah I'm going to get a jump start to the day Austin I'm going to set up the studio have everything ready to go rearing to go for 600 PM eastern time here on the ambal effect you know I'm [ __ ] feeling I'm feeling good about it I come downstairs and what do I find on the floor I find water everywhere on the floor oh no and we just spent $1,500 on a [ __ ] water heater tank thinking that was the problem no it was so no oh I flipped out and I was like you got to be kidding me so I went out I finally bit the bullet I went and got a a nice uh uh shop vac and we we got this place spiffied up before you guys came here and we started the show it almost didn't happen so it's got to be I think we know the culprate at this point and I think we take we took good care of the for the most part but I swear to God man I I when you come down I me Andrea you know you go down to a [ __ ] basement and you see waterra yeah no that's got to be I haven't put up Halloween yet which I know other people are like so what but for what I do all fall I should have already had it up by now but instead you know I spent what like two three weeks shifting [ __ ] all over the basement and now I like I'm trying to refind everything but it's finally my windows finally sealed up so I didn't have a nightmare today yeah every other time I've had a nightmare it's been you know what I mean like I actually got to a point where I stopped putting I was like I ain't even putting [ __ ] back in that corner no sometimes you just have to say [ __ ] it and and just two tears you know what I'm saying just get on with it oh my dad had give me a whole bunch of extra pieces of wood and I had everything you know what I mean like I was like I'm not moving [ __ ] anymore just hope that it doesn't like the water doesn't rise past the level of the wood pieces and it didn't so I mean we were good but luckily still luckily like annoying yeah right and then you wonder what's growing that and then you you like you're risking things growing I know that's why we have fans going down here and [ __ ] and I'm when we're done with the show I'm going to make that fan come back up um analie says love you babes so much always fun to chat it's always fun to chat and you could always give us a call again 855 6225 619 Bogart says that's why I'm moving soon to a rental no more fixing [ __ ] well I got to say that also will not help you out either because that's why we actually bought a house to begin with because the last rental we were at is an an apartment complex and I'll just I'll just I'll just drop the name cuz I don't give a [ __ ] Morgan communities Morgan properties yeah let me tell you something about little little Morgan communities they decided to have someone negligent enough to work on Plumbing guy didn't know his ass from his [ __ ] they shut down the water without notifying us so the morning I get up for work no water which means no shower no nothing so Midway through the day my wife actually happened to come home early that day calls me sends me video and photo we have 3 Ines of water in the apartment because the pipes burst on our end because they [ __ ] did something stupidly wrong and they did not give one single [ __ ] about it so guess what thousands of dollars worth of our property damaged because of them Furniture included and all this [ __ ] and no mind you [ __ ] in the basement too got ruined it [ __ ] seeped in there too because the way it was was whatever was going whatever was flooding down the water was going through and seeping through the how this how the building was constructed this the this it didn't directly go down to the apartment below us it actually spread out and went down like this yeah wherever your pipes were going yes and it went down to the basement and molded everything now granted that place probably had mold to begin with but the mold was outstandingly obvious on the ceiling the walls and all our [ __ ] was ruined you know what they do now what's that they they put it on they put it on the runter shoulder they give us a stupid little tiny frakin um what what is it the one that sucks out the water out of the air like it's not a de like you're not putting it's like a humidifier maybe where you're sucking it out and and they told you when they put it in they're like flat out so it's got this little drawer on it that fills up with water and when it's filled to the top it starts blinking and that means that it's no longer taking the moisture out of the air and if something grows in the meantime and you don't dump it it's it's the renter's fault not theirs that's a [ __ ] and dude during this time of year I swear to God every time I blink my eye I go down that [ __ ] light is blinking I can't imagine if like an elder you guys to do that that's [ __ ] oh yeah no it's on our shoulders now that's what they did should fixed that's that's on the landlords oh you think oh we we signed a contract now uh one of the things we sign off is basically if you see [ __ ] mold and you don't tell them it's you you're the you're the [ __ ] fault not kidding me oh my God you got to be kidding me no no there's a whole mold contract so here yeah well that's because they're getting they're trying there's attempts of them getting sued because of this [ __ ] they had a lady in the our complex that was trying you know trying to sue them I think at that at that time you got to think that like five years ago but you got to understand this though so this is what happened after that whole incident Austin they put us in a [ __ ] model apartment to stay in as they were doing some [ __ ] with our [ __ ] apartment now granted they were like oh it's going to be fine you know give us some time blah blah blah and we're already the under the guys of we are never moving back back in that [ __ ] apartment again cuzz obvious reasons I mean you know there's going to be water damage there's going to be mold they're like oh no no no it's not going to be it's it's going to be fine when we're done with this well granted you know they put us in this model apartment now mind you no working stove none of that [ __ ] say mod means nothing yeah you're lucky to have a shower which we had in a fridge and you get this [ __ ] phony ass [ __ ] living room with fake [ __ ] [ __ ] that you know you wouldn't purchase for your own apartment but anyway we said [ __ ] this we moved in with my sister for about a month or so as we were like figuring this whole situation out and I told Kad at the time I go there's no [ __ ] way I want to to lease again I said this is this is my third time Leasing and I've had nothing but bad luck the first time I ever moved out on my own I had a landlord [ __ ] me on energy on the on the electric bill I was paying for the hallway that I you know that shouldn't have been on me wasn't my God I was paying for that I was paying for some other [ __ ] cuz you know I'm I'm 24 years old at the time figuring this [ __ ] out thinking well what the [ __ ] you know why are I thought I thought $400 something electric bills were [ __ ] normal not for a studio yeah so I'm worried about my electric because it's like I play video games and like I play my laptop and all that stuff but I have like power strips and I always turn everything off and oh I love this comment here from Bogart he goes oh damn now I'm second guessing and then he says but wait can't you get rental insurance to cover all that You' think Bogart you think we had rental insurance oh we had it and they told us go [ __ ] yourself basically doesn't cover flooding no pay extra for flooding well they said that we didn't meet the uh what is it the um meet the requirements I don't oh no it was more of a price point oh that's [ __ ] because your stuff wasn't worth enough high do I don't know some [ __ ] weird [ __ ] I'm like you [ __ ] you pay all this money into insurance right renters insurance and all that and you think well I just had a bundle yeah with Progressive my car insurance and that is bundled anybody because Mor because Morgan properties also now makes everybody get their own renters insurance and if you don't they force theirs on you into your rent they do and you know what else they do so one year they decided they were going to up the pet the the pet charge we're like half year we're like8 months seven months into this thing right and they go they send us all a letter saying oh by the way we upped our our pet charge they didn't [ __ ] do this during neg renegotiations or anything like that they just sent out a letter and they also did this not only that Not only was it a oh we decided to do this and we're going to start charging you going forward they said oh but by the way the eight months that you didn't pay this actual fee you have to [ __ ] pay it all at once now oh now that is [ __ ] and tell me about that like like I had the worst [ __ ] experience as a renter the second time the second uh apartment I had it was a half a house my ex and I moved in there we split up I lived there by myself for the most part and then cat came along and blah blah blah blah so I kept every [ __ ] receipt cuz I let me just hear me out here anybody that's renting right now keep every [ __ ] receipt you have because this could happen to you and let me tell you something it might actually happened to you yeah so these [ __ ] right you know middle of the winter tub stops working shit's you know not [ __ ] draining right landlord doesn't come there in person blah blah blah doesn't want to do [ __ ] no mind you he would send his sister over to collect cash and we had an agreement I would pay them like half this week half the next week cash and she would give me receipts every time and I kept those [ __ ] things because I I just don't trust anybody in this [ __ ] planet cuz I knew that some [ __ ] could have happened and it did Austin it did so whenever you do you're new at this keep every receipt you have keep everything on file because it's this is important so not only that the second every confirmation that you when you paid R yes all that [ __ ] all of it keep it because this is important they might [ __ ] you on this if you don't have it so every receip I had kept well I things got [ __ ] with the neighbor upstairs and I was for warn that this guy was no good to begin with but you know I dealt with it for the time being you know I 7:00 in the morning I'd hear hey yo Mike wake up and I'm like dude 7 o'clock in the morning dude you're you're [ __ ] banging on his door screaming and I'm like really and then like then the cou d' gr was he wasn't supposed to have anybody living with him well then he started Living he had his brother living there with him and not only his brother but his brother's girlfriend now we started having domestic issues I mean literally you can ask cat there was one day broad daylight they're outside they're upstairs having a [ __ ] full out fight fight and then we look outside the peole and they're running across the street and they are [ __ ] fighting physically on the on the person's lawn as they're just just whatever no big deal no you know nothing was done of this one night we're trying to watch Netflix my God now I we're trying to watch Netflix and I hear playing and banging on the side of this [ __ ] house I go what is going on now the upstairs neighbor had told me like prior to this he was going to Buffalo to like visit his mom so he so he wasn't even home right so you shouldn't be hearing [ __ ] well exactly so come to find out these [ __ ] this guy and this girl I saw in this guy's driveway he was like yeah we're friends with this guy you know the neighbor and we're here to do what you know check up on I don't know something like that and they left well middle of the night they decided to just to literally scale up this [ __ ] house in order to get into his apartment doesn't that sound fishy to you like if yeah that sounds fishy as [ __ ] they're like oh you know like I didn't know this at the time so I call the cops and you know I may have had a firearm ready to go or so you know but anyways I'm like dude you knowed C had just allegedly cat had just [ __ ] moved in this is like 2017 right you know so [ __ ] wasn't as crazy as it got in 2020 then all of a sudden the cops come come to find out it's the same people I saw on the driveway saying they were checking up on his place yeah like oh no man you know he made he said we could stay here the night and blah blah blah I'm like that's the case why didn't he give you a key right if that's the case why did you have to scale up the [ __ ] house and make all this noise at like 10 11:00 at night yeah sketchy as [ __ ] why why is scaling the house so I mean like what was the setup there was like a stairwell and they chose not to use it so like when you when you walk into this house you you walk through the front door the front door the ground level was where I lived the left door is's a staircase that go up to the second half of the house that door was locked so they so they were climbing the side of the building they were climbing the back side of the building to get up through the window and climb into the apartment no if I if I'm letting you stay at my [ __ ] apartment I'm giving you a goddamn key because I don't want you to leave it unlocked when you can't be there exactly like what the [ __ ] yeah so I mean like unless unless they had knocked on your door and had been like uh Hey like she gave us a key but he's a dumb [ __ ] and like locked it in there when we were checking on the dog earlier or whatever that'd be the only other C and then I'd still want to see like a verification from you know what I mean like give me show me a message call the [ __ ] dude up on the phone let me talk to him real quick so this whole thing just keeps going on like this all this these shenanigans that all this riff raft going on upstairs hams and I'm like dude what the [ __ ] so I told landlord I go that guy's got to go I can't take this anymore you know this guy's on Section 8 I'm paying you cash I mean do the math here you know and they're like well you know we're going to look into it blah blah blah blah blah and you know I it was always with the sister I've always talked to her the guy the guy that actually owns the house I never had one [ __ ] conversation with cuz he was too goddamn busy he didn't no he just didn't give a [ __ ] yeah he didn't give a [ __ ] so you know at one point this wasn't supposed to be divulged to me cuz I was I I don't know I worked late so I didn't really see what happened but apparently the police and paramedics and firefighters were at our apartment because his brother had overdosed on heroin or some type of drug uh nice medically died and they got him back to life they resuscitated them blah blah blah and so I didn't know any of this this was on a Friday night so the next night after that or the next week after that I'm talking to this lady that sister of the landlord and she [ __ ] spills the beans she goes yeah you know when last Friday I sorry about that I go what do you sorry about what and she goes well you know the whole thing with uh you know so and so so and so's brother uh you know overdosing on drugs and you know the whole you're like oh I'm like wait a minute what happened and I was like uh I didn't sign up for this I go listen I go I I don't I don't want to live there if this is going to be the case I mean I've I've already endured enough my my at the time girlfriend you know cat I was like you know I don't like this idea and they go this is this is not sitting well with me I go something needs to be done she's like well you know we'll look into it and then time goes on and you know they're like yeah there's nothing we can do she goes either you can stay there or you can leave I go I'm leaving then I said listen you I have had nothing but grief ever since I moved into this place I lived there from November of 2016 and we finally got the [ __ ] out of there Bogart what did he say oh he said uh Bogart says wish I could stick around and chat with you awesome people but I'm getting ready for our show tonight or show tomorrow give them hell we'll do brother have a good time man hell you so from November of 2016 to August of 2017 I lived there I had a a year you know lease I [ __ ] broke it I said dude this is not what I signed up for so I said I'm not I'm not paying it I'm just going to leave now the landlord decides to come to my [ __ ] front door oh yeah now he wants to [ __ ] sit there and say well you know you didn't pay for this month which was like March or some [ __ ] IO [ __ ] I didn't I go I have every receipt that your sister gave me I've paid for every month that I've lived in this place begrudgingly because I've been nothing in been in nothing but grief because your [ __ ] tenant upstairs has been nothing but a goddamn piece of [ __ ] I mean he's been he woke me up in the morning uh he had these people climbing the [ __ ] house getting our nerves worked up because we thought someone was breaking in like all this [ __ ] then they overdose that was a cic r I said that's enough so like he's like I don't want to walk away from this his friends I'm not your [ __ ] friend buddy I don't want to be your friend I never will never never friend uh you no I want you to get this guy out of here and you said no you want me to out of there instead so that's what I'm doing so we found an apartment come to find out they send us the judgment and I said that's fine I said that's that's cool go ahead so we go to court and this is August of 2017 we already have an apartment set up which was Morgan communities which by the way don't don't go to there it's [ __ ] terrible it's not that you can't do an apartment just just don't go there don't they're definitely not high on your list so we go to this court not unless you're going into like North ponds and paying a [ __ ] exactly so we go to court and these [ __ ] landlords don't show up they just send their [ __ ] little pissant lawyer to go do their deed for them and I had every receipt every documentation it got to the point where this guy the the the judge looked at this this lady this guy this landlord's sister's bookkeeping looked at it and literally said this in Corey he goes this book this bookkeeping is atrocious I can't keep up with it he goes you got every receipt here that they've given you right I go yeah and then they pretty much told the the the lawyer their lawyer [ __ ] you're toast there's nothing you can do they lost they didn't shove the cart and they thought they were going to have this in the bag they thought I was some [ __ ] 26-year-old douchebag that didn't do anything or don't or kept your [ __ ] yeah well guess what I'm not [ __ ] stupid I maybe dumb Austin but I'm not stupid I kept every documentation which you should do as well so they basally folder they basically came to an agreement I have a folder already there basically came to an agreement give us the keys to the apartment and we're just going to go our separate way and I said that's fine here's the key I'll never have to talk to you people again have a good day bye-bye and never once did I hear from them ever again so in in short I just got to say make sure you keep your documentation on your [ __ ] keep receip and all that stuff keep keep your receipts because at the end of the day your landlord might just take you to court for some [ __ ] after you've just been dealt with a whole bunch of [ __ ] and then they might try to say oh you didn't you didn't pay for March you didn't pay for April when you already did you know you did cuz you have receipts for it dude just be careful with what you do yeah thank God thank God I have help I mean I have people that that knows the community very well so I mean Justin leeart says what's up guys it's been a while since I've actually been able to catch a show I hope the whole crew is doing well Justice baby yeah dude let me tell you something man you don't want to be sit in that situation without any receipts cuz then then you're stuck paying some [ __ ] you didn't you already paid them and then on top of that God knows what else you know so just be careful with what you do and when you're leasing just be mindful of who you're leasing with that's all I got to say I agree um so I just want to touch on some things because we have some things that have happened as some of you know you've watched or listened to us live two weeks ago we had Jerry we had our guest Matt Matt Brooks AKA keep Fe butcher we had Justin Dingle Montgomery Andrew was here for the first half and Austin and I well unfortunately I didn't hear this because I was upstairs checking out something and then I used the bathroom and during that process Justin had decided to get up without saying anything and walked off the show did a walkoff now twice well this is just it Austin and I got to say we you know mutually we went our separate ways and it's unfortunate but you know I told him I said dude this is the time for you now to focus on yourself I said this may not be the right environment for you in the state of mind you're in right now I go I know you have a lot of things that you need to focus on Focus your time and energy on that you know I said just know we're here for you reach out when you needed something I said but right now I think this is the best decision that we need to come to yeah you know and it's not like there was any bad you know bad ill feelings or anything like that I just think that it's not it's not fair to you guys it's not fair to me but most of all it's not fair to the listeners to have somebody during the show without saying anything just get up and leave and then not only leave the show but like leave the the premises he like just drove off and then we all I don't know if you guys got a text but I got a message he's like you know my anxiety was up and I just I don't think I'm cut out for this so I I answered him I asked I said hey what's up what's going on you know this that and the other he didn't answer me so I pondered that throughout the night and then the in the morning I just I just told him hey man let's this is the best thing I think we should do is just go our separate ways and you focus on yourself and um you know we we we wish all the best on Justin I mean of course as we you know I think I think right now this is probably not the most uh conducive environment for him to get better so I mean I don't I don't know what else to say other than that I just you know no no will of feeling I think he's the first ex co-host now that um we left on good terms with I got to be honest with finally to P finally I mean listen you know and like I said you know the kid he's got I told him this all along I said dude you have talent musically you are literally an on air personality that nobody else can touch I said dude's really hilarious and I told him that I go you're standing in your way you got to get yourself he's got he's got great comedy honestly I thought he was a great addition of the show and I hope we can revisit that position down the line yeah hopefully we want that Justin back yes so look I get it there's a lot of things he's got going on I don't judge any of that stuff I just think that right now is the time where he needs to focus on that and we keep doing our thing and we can revisit that down the road right now I think we're just going to do what we're doing now and then you know we'll see where he's at from there on in right I agree you know because I I've had some people ask me about it I know Charlie uh he's he's was wondering about it and I just think this is the best decision you know we talk about mental health all the time on the show and you know that's a situation where in itself like dude if you can't handle what you're doing right now here it maybe it's best if we just kind of take a step back and revisit that down the road when you're in a better head space yeah you know what I mean so you know no ill feelings we I don't want anyone to sit there and think oh what happened blah blah blah you know after the first incident I care we care about him it's just like it's just it's time you know it's just time for him to focus on himself and I know that you know some people will come to their conclusions like oh there was some ill feelings out there no no none of that [ __ ] no because I'll let you know I'll let you know I already let you know the first time when somebody email about it and was like oh where did these guys go I told you what happened and we moved on you know what I'm saying so it is what it is on that end but it's for Justin we wish you the well uh the best Jerry's not here tonight and he was slated to be here tonight and so is Matt Matt Brooks was actually supposed to be here as a guest again I know everybody enjoyed that praying phone call session we had and I think we might make that a little bit of a more regular segment tonight's not the night because tonight I we learned some things and we're not going to dive into this whole thing like too in depth I told Jerry I go on in the group chat I said hey man just take some time for yourself and your family because there's a lot going on you know um you know something happened with Matt and he wasn't able to make it here tonight so uh on that end on behalf the whole crew we hope you're all well and we hope to at least you know hear some good news yeah I'm sending lots of positive and healing vibes your way yeah it's just dude you know it's hard times right now he's going through some [ __ ] right now and it's just like even even me like even though I am in love in love with my new place and yeah I love being out on my own but this is my first time it's a milestone for me but I'm also nervous as [ __ ] like it's normal and I'm also nervous about my job too I'm not doing you know I'm not doing so well I've been very slow in my job and pace and it's just I need to keep up with the pace and if I don't it's like I just got written up for like being a little bit slow at my job so it [ __ ] sucks so well I I got to do what I can do but it's like it's also like there's just so much at a time and I can only do so much yeah I mean I'm only human and also like this entire week like like I said I was very very sluggish and I can tell because it's just I was getting adjusted to my new uh my new place and now I'm like 5 minutes from work I can just chill relax I can do whatever I want no no one has to deal with anything you know I'm I'm loving it it's just getting used to the place and like it's been a lot of anxiety ridden and I'm just been like uh has this been a concern before you moved out yeah it's always been like I've always been nervous like no I mean like you know did they talk to you beforehand okay like about like um the job thing yeah oh yeah yeah yeah no I already told them about it and uh no I mean like if they talk to you about you know not keeping up with the workflow yeah it's not the first time it's just like it's um so what what what is there that you so when you look at it like what what is it that you can do differently do you think that you can do that that might help that process he if only the computer uh have a better [ __ ] computer if uh because the there's so much lag in the it's literally it's it's it's County Fusion okay it's that's the name of the program that's the program that we're using and we're supposed to switch programs in like October that's what were promised and it's a like it's supposed to be a whole new program it's supposed to be a hell of a lot better but there's been some issues like and they're being petty about it so it's like it's like there's been a lag between like County Fusion like if I want to save something between that and Adobe where I'm trying to print something and it's just like it's it's it's you know it could be the like the lag it could be cuz I'm typing as as fast as I can and I'm just like you know like freaking Jim Carrey from Bruce Bruce Almighty know what he's answering all the emails and he's like it's good it's good well I can say man is just uh yeah no it's it's it's hard it's uh it's just like I said my mind's been like yeah no I know it's my mind like I said this week in this entire week since I just moved it's a lot I like my mind's been like focusing on my apartment like getting making sure everything's paid making sure everything is good that's how my anxiety is until until that's all paid for and I'll you know I talk to my uh my fiscal and I talk to my care coordinator I should be good yeah going be talking to them this week sorry yeah no I think you'll be all right just just you know try not I know it's easier to said than DB but try not to stress out too much about that things will work out just focus on you know just getting better you know in that aspect so that way they they you know they not breathing down your neck yeah no no no I mean I'm really good with my money that's the only I mean I'm I know I'm going to be good with that it's just um I'm actually I actually just uh made some chicken uh this afternoon so it's just like yeah I made some spicy chicken I made myself a chicken salad I did not so yeah no I did not like although I was kind of lazy this week and all I had was like chicken tenders and tater tots but I air fried that [ __ ] um yeah you just [ __ ] air Fred it but I did have some like chicken I did have some chicken salad and I have some chicken left over so I'm going might make some pasta make some rice who knows so yeah I know how to I know how to eat healthy don't worry yeah yeah you'll be all right man you don't you don't have a Kia or Hyundai or anything right so you're all right I do have a Hyundai oh you have a hondai well do you have a do you have a lock bar yes I do I have a glove Aloha snack bar Alo yeah yes I do cuz turns out you're not safe from the Kia boys it doesn't matter if you don't have a key no it doesn't matter so I I I my route home was affected by that incident and uh I saw the poor vehicle so here's here's a video of this this is recent oh jeez Kia boys at it again smashing uh kicking off the license plates tearing out everything of the person's belonging in the car yo what's with the Castlevania music in the background who yeah you know I'm glad you noticed that too but that's yeah that's Castlevania buddy but yeah they're just taking all this stuff uh look at this just tearing everyone's belongings out stealing not only just one Kia but two we got two Kia are taken Kia boy added again yeah look at this where was this this is downtown Rochester I forget exactly where but this is here in the r yeah so are [ __ ] serious that's what's happening that's what's happening here in the r and you know people on Reddit were talking about it and dude nothing gets done and somebody had the bright idea can you believe this they had the bright idea saying oh well let's hold Kia accountable it's like didn't they already do that first of all how many times can you blame the the company of this car when it's not even like they're stop blaming the [ __ ] okay stop blaming the [ __ ] company blame the [ __ ] retards that are the godamn [ __ ] Vehicles Jesus Christ sorry I'm sorry I'm so sicking tired of the [ __ ] parents like sitting there well my bab never shut the [ __ ] up okay seriously shut the [ __ ] up well I just I can't understand this mindset of well so let me get this straight when somebody drunk drives a car and like the NHL players that or the NHL player and his brother that di oh they blame the alcohol and they blame you got to sue you got to Sue Jim Beam you got to sue Cadillac whoever's driving what and whoever's drinking what you got to sue those companies don't hold the individual accountable [ __ ] that it's not his fault or her fault that drove behind the car that was drinking and driving no hold those companies accountable for this person's action well that's the thing about well that's the thing about this entire generation that it lacks of is accountability oh god dude it's it's ridiculous like you have these people that sit there and they're not wrong you know how many times have we seen it where this person or these people or whoever are breaking the law in New York state and they just get away with it and well not even that they the cops come they put them in the they they they make the the horse and pony show the dog and pony show whatever they hand cough him they throw in the back of the cop car and they just give him a [ __ ] little slap on the rest here's an appearance ticket and you'll be out by 400 p.m. eastern time so and guess who has to [ __ ] deal with all that paperwork oh yeah that's me oh that's me so now they're they're the reason why you got rid of I'm just kidding go ahead the so you guys know about the accident which one with a couple of Kia boys and a 13-year-old and they killed a man the 94y old please tell me there please tell me they they they're they're going to be in jail for like man slaugh well the whole point is is that the 18-year-old in the vehicle I don't know had already been caught and [ __ ] detained and arrested like 12 plus times I did hear about this yes please tell me and obviously he was still out enough to be able to go and kill somebody so and that's what happens ruin the life of a 13-year-old and whatever and the other kid in the car with them yeah and think about I don't know which one of them was driving the 13-year-old well good well you know what they they deserve to be in [ __ ] jail and and and I hope well I don't even know if they are still but the thing is though is they're they're not just stealing these cars and then just abandon here's my idea they're taking that stuff out of those cars because they're doing this for a smash and grab and we already know that this has happened in the past they crash into buildings they steal whatever they can money whatever belongings etc etc and then they [ __ ] go about their merry way after they smashed into the the front entrance of these buildings Montage Music Hall for instance had this happen about a year or two ago yep and so you know when they're they're stealing these cars it's not just with the intent of stealing a car their their their intent is to to go steal more yeah they're going to go steal more ruin extra lives on top of the you know like it's m I would hold no nothing back I would hold no censorship they get every single insult in the book including all the slurs I don't give a [ __ ] where they we already said one Jesus dude sorry but no the thing is like dude come on man like this guy was in his 90s he lived a long life and this is how he goes out very sorry but yeah no that's this is how he dies because these two was it two or three people three [ __ ] idiots three none of them were over the age of 18 these clowns ranging from 13 to 18 these clowns decided let's just go on a joy ride and crash into stuff cuz it's fun so no I guess what it was was um there was a call to an area of shots fired or something like that they started chasing the 13-year-old and he hopped into a car with two boys Kia boys and and took off well I think it's the assumption that they must be Kia boys because I think the vehicle was a [ __ ] Kia you know what I mean so he jumped into the stolen vehicle and then they took off and uh the chase happened that's why the chase got so far out I mean they were in the city and the chase came all the way out to almost alen Creek's Road that's a long way that's I I was coming I was trying to leave work and we had to go that whole area was obviously you every cop was there and it was basically right in front of the [ __ ] fire department the only thing I'm going to say this is I'm so glad where where I live is actually not bad the neighborhood and I'm where my car like the parking lot since I'm like off street parking thank God I'm like right behind the I'm like in a seed area so no one's going to check my sh well part of what sucks about it is is back you know like I so I do it over in in Penbrook Meadows because we've had occasional break-ins but it's really more like taking the whole car and I don't know what the [ __ ] doing it but or just breaking in and taking the stuff so it's like always been about keeping things clear but these [ __ ] don't care if your vehicle's clear they're using it for something else yeah they're just so it doesn't matter they're just looking for a vessel to go steal the going to do next whatever whatever they demons but the worst thing about it is like yeah you're costing people money but now you're out here costing lives and you know you always hear the saying like Okay who has to die for things to change well this person died a guy got shot for his vehicle a couple years ago he was like 70 something or 60 something I don't know regardless though people have been dying left and right because of these [ __ ] going out stealing cars at gunpoint robbing people and nothing gets done and it's just like dude you you know what ha what what is it that what is it going to take for this to stop is it going to take somebody higher up on the chains family member to die is that what's going to happen probably probably because like you know you see it all the time I mean people are always in danger when they're out there as it is cuz people can't drive as it is but when you have these people going and stealing Kia and Hyundai and not even people kids how come we can make like all other things illegal but we can't just all of a sudden when they decide that KIA are illegal I know no more Kia you're not allowed to have one my mom my mom actually had a Kia and her car actually got stolen remember yeah I remember this I [ __ ] yeah no I talked about that and I heard my car might be getting stolen I had to worry about getting a [ __ ] a wheel club which which doesn't help I he it doesn't help they [ __ ] get through that [ __ ] anyways I don't care what anyone says and then the next thing you know your car is going to be the uh the the item they use to go kill a a [ __ ] 90 something year old man or woman or whatever it's just dud this is just getting out of hand you see videos on the all the time there's a there's an account on Instagram called Rock gone mad or some [ __ ] and you see these kids just [ __ ] hanging out the window just like as they're [ __ ] swerving in and out of the traffic they're speeding down the expressway and it's it's like okay that's fine yeah you wonder yeah you wonder why this city is [ __ ] trashy and no one wants to live here anymore is because you guys made it [ __ ] trashy remember that one time Governor Kathy hokel said that crime was just a conspiracy theory I don't think that conspiracy is a conspiracy the anymore as matter of fact before she even said that I think that was something that was happening all along but anyways it's like these politicians left right people can point the finger at which one whatever the [ __ ] case may be doesn't matter they all don't care as long as they get a [ __ ] paycheck every single time doesn't matter you know people like oh you're a republican oh you're a Democrat that doesn't matter they're all [ __ ] the same they're all getting both I [ __ ] hate both of them honestly but here's the thing like they're all living in high high mansions with high security and we're left to just [ __ ] survive you know what I'm saying and like people like sitting there going oh what about the cops what are they going to do well exactly what are they going to do they can only do so much right if they're told hey you can't put these people away what are you going to do I mean we're letting people out go look at [ __ ] Eric Smith the guy the who's now a 40 something year old man who killed a kid when he was like 13 years old he's out now just Milling around like it's no big deal he shouldn't have been let out of prison yeah that [ __ ] guy's psychotic you might just just let have have just let Charles mans out of the [ __ ] prison system when he was still alive and just let him M around that's why sometimes when people are like they're just a kid you can't blame them or actually sometimes you [ __ ] can yeah you can about that sometimes they are evil there are evil children out they're called sociopaths yeah yeah and and they have to grow up at some point at some point and it'd be a lot cooler if we caught them before they did something bad when they were like nine wait wasn't there a [ __ ] oh wasn't there like an SVU like episode of this were a [ __ ] kid yeah no there was like a kid that was like a sociopath killed hisid he knew he knew he was going to yeah yeah and and what did the dad do Dylan what's up my dude how are you my dude Dylan [ __ ] with us we what up what up bro up what up bro my whole thing is like this though like look at look at for instance let's let's dial it back to 2012 I know this is 12 years ago wow okay 2012 right remember that whole tragedy that happened in in New York remember that whole tragedy where there was a guy hey but this is where life is worth living yeah I know it's where life is worth leaving and this guy left for sure when he killed himself after the incident but anyways you know this guy was put in jail in 1980 for hammering his grandma to death because she didn't give him drug money and throwing her ass down the basement stairs they put him to [ __ ] they put him away to prison MH and then come late '90s they decide he's done his time he's fine he's served time he's better now and they let him go then all these years later 2012 he shoots his sister in her bed lights all these [ __ ] houses on fire I think seven in total Burns all these houses down kills two firefighters and then shoots himself in the head yeah he was he was the one that was shooting at him when they were coming up yes yeah that son of a [ __ ] love of God pleas do you remember this I remember seeing the smoke that morning when I was on my way to work that morning it was Christmas Eve 2012 yeah that's that on I mean not saying that I mean it's all crappy no matter what but like you want to add an extra layer of [ __ ] let's just ruin those family's holidays like like and I just I don't know I think to myself why layer on layer on layer why did the justice system decide this guy was even he should have never been out he should have rotted in [ __ ] prison till the day he died you should have you know what I'm saying and now we have families ruined because this clown was let out early oh he's okay he's fine now he's fine he served his time I'm sure he's mentally better now he won't do anything wrong I say let's go to see sometimes I think if you've been in that system too long there's really no way to really situations like that you think death penalty is like cuz youve seen too much it's too much PTSD and [ __ ] and then they just throw them out then they just throw them out in the world I mean like like even if you want to go on the sympathetic side so they they live this PTSD kind of life you know what I mean cuz whatever they did now they're in prison like living a prison life all these years and then they just sick them in the house and be like all right adjust mhm and then don't really even keep track of them or or or I mean like they're like oh here's a little support group you can go find and do do they check to make sure they do that kind of [ __ ] probably really not well look at look at like people that go in the military right and they go see all these [ __ ] things across the ocean right they go to the Middle East they see their friends get blown to smithin and all that and then when they're done with their tour right and they say they leave the army they have to come back into CI uh civilian lifestyle now and then their home lifestyle and then their home lifestyle gets worse if you know because yeah cuz you know some wives like will cheat on him and all them's a lot of worse granted though this is a different situation these guys they fought for our country they came back and I feel for those guys prisoners you murdered people you get put in prison you're there for like 20 years and then you're out to do it again you ever heard of um oh no have you ever heard of a thing called uh or you ever heard of the movie called uh uh what's it called it's j Redemption unfortunately it's with freaking Leo um oh God what's the movie Leonardo yeah shudder Island yeah you talking about the one where he goes he thinks he's investigating but he's actually a patient in this place cuz he's a he was a war yeah because he was a veteran and then uh comes home his wife finds out his wife kills all his kids and yeah yeah what a movie huh that that movie was a mind [ __ ] like at the very end I was like talk about a plot twist think about the people that live that in in real situation though and his choice was like literally getting lobotomized yeah yeah so it's a while dude it's just it just drives me nuts when like what's the definition of insanity doing the same thing over thinking that there's a different outcome right we're doing this constantly with just the same [ __ ] people getting robbed cars getting [ __ ] stolen people dying on the [ __ ] Street and nobody doing a single thing to fix this well and I mean the lack of empathy if it's already starting at the level of not feeling bad about stealing and crashing cars eventually you get so hardened that it does move up to other things like intentionally yeah harming so I just you know it's like dude how how much of this can we go through until something really changes I I just I don't see this going down a good road and I know this it's just human nature I don't think it's just here in Rochester I know it's New York state in general you hear all these these awful atrocious stories that happened in New York City and like the subway systems and and and women getting assaulted and this that and the other and you're just imagine what Chicago is like oh dude it's just it's not even you know people sit there and they think about their own bubble but Detroit yeah all these different places it's all over you know and it's just like what the [ __ ] it's that's how it's like that it's like that one song uh Vicarious by Tool like it's just oh here we go I always go back to that I know I know I know shut up but it's like I always go back to the song because it's just like that's how I think of it it's just like it's like human nature honestly it's like we all live vicariously just like watching you know tragedy yeah happen like you know doesn't matter what it is you know so these uh speaking of all this stuff and systems and whatnot so the other night was either this this past week or the week before but there was an Amber Lord that went off I saw that I was like what the [ __ ] was that all about my personal phone my work phone went off then my wife's phone went off I'm like what's going on boy taken yeah we're like whoa worried about his safety it's like the first one in a while right it's been a while yeah everybody's like Dylan's phone both of our phones were like they just went off it was just a it's a wild thing cuz like when you see it you're like it was like a oh [ __ ] like an ugly like it was like some mom or whatever like took the baby or whatever so I got I got some videos took him to it's a little a little I'm sorry well I just don't remember I don't remember the full story I because nobody really got it unless you went down this Rabbit rabit Hole of looking her up so this lady uh she was what 38 years old so here's the video she posted after this whole thing went down because I want to talk about this real quick so she's like the she's like the Trump of you know what I mean like talking when she shouldn't like what are you getting online right after an incident happens Oh e so let's let's dive into this real quick and then we'll discuss there's even this is after the amber amber alert right yes this is right after they are safe even though they put an amber alert up for me um only reason why what happened was I hate that I have to do this people are in my business but I need National coverage so I'm doing this the reason why I have the black eye and I'm it's crazy that they did that for my black eye oh was because I hold on a second so wait a minute so wait wait a minute wait a minute no no no no quick question did she go to uh the clerk's office to get like papers and [ __ ] like that by any chance I'm sure she did why you seen this lady did you see her I think I did wait there's I do recogniz her holy [ __ ] she might talk [ __ ] about you you never like that [ __ ] blond haired Ginger bearded [ __ ] over there shut the [ __ ] up okay they won't let me in even though it says exit only cuz I can't [ __ ] read and he punched me in front of my child so since then I express it um let's go back I want to hear what she said me in front of my child so have the black eye and I'm it's crazy that they did that for my black eye was because I got assaulted last month by a random crackhead Min in my business that's everywhere punch me in front of my child well yeah well it's Rochester expressed um to CPS cuz my son long story short try to make a backstory he was in foster care for about 3 years um I had did everything that child protector Services wanted me to do I did programs I did parenting classes whatever they want me to do I had completed them all um he was returned to me July 25th 5 days after his birthday um I was assaulted July 27 2024 around like 6:00 p.m. um I had even the man who assaulted me he broke my nose um I have I had to get about like four stitches here and two stitches here and I have a metal plate under my eye so I let the county know what was going on I told them that I want to leave cuz I don't feel safe in this County since then and I'm going to post pictures up too since then I have been seeing the guy who had assaulted me right been call the police and it's funny they didn't never came and no she means like she just she means that she keeps seeing him around around he's just hanging around and and that he isn't locked up so this is her proof that she's not getting help yes again like we were saying people don't get put away so they're let back on the street people just do whatever they feel like just beat my ass and I'm seeing them walk around yes I was assaulted a month ago so fast forward I had spoke to my CPS worker uh yesterday and I was just you know expressing to her crying like I'm overwhelmed with everything um I've been tooken out of work for a month um well I I can't go back to work till October because my NOS have to heal up because I had surgery on the 12th and my baby is well taken care of like he loves his mom like it's sad that y'all really he's like I'm I need help trying to take and break up black families and it's crazy because it's a family that's right that Liv right across the street from me like this lady and her kids literally be all out the hours literally don't give two shits about the [ __ ] kids I be with my baby every day since he been back even did everything that L he looked at her looked like he was like Mama liing well and I'd like to say that already at this point just by hearing what she said so far I thought to myself she must have cleaned up and I wonder if after she got beat up she fell off the wagon because they gave her something for pain so she goes on with this video right and you know you can watch the video on YouTube she's got it she she keeps talking all these Side Stories upon Side Stories it's like it's she's the only person in the world I know who's been like chronically beaten up by random crackheads because she says that there's another one yeah in one of the other videos she said something about he's not that's not the only time I've been hit by a CRA but I guess that one was in Syracuse yeah well she came from Syracuse because she and she came now Austin mind you she went to Rochester for a better life for a better life come on think about that for a moment Rochester's better than Syracuse according to her okay okay Rochester ain't [ __ ] any better than [ __ ] Buffalo Rochester and Syracuse could look at each other Buffalo is probably way better than Rochester okay no I don't know about that I think the trifecta were all pretty similar it's just what you want to do with your I was sarcasm by the way I know but but listen to that though like think about it if I'm thinking about of a better place to live I go hm Sam I'm I'm Syracuse I go what are my choices here what's a better place to live oh I know the place where there's [ __ ] crime every day and crackheads it might assault me and give me a black eye I I can't think of I don't know a hundred of I can't think of I mean how many I I don't know we'd probably to do some serious math and some listing but how many towns you think there are between Rochester and Syracuse that probably are a little bit more slow paced and less crime rate you know what I mean like obviously you're not in a city but how many wandas and Kaka wandas and hooka wandas and Jas no go to no go to the she could have been between there and here no go to the no go to the southern part of like New York it's it's you got to be careful out there man cuz some of those people out there man mind I mean she might depending on the situation right so her situation might be different so that not work but I still don't feel like she could have gone on the outskirts of Syracuse or something but feel like she might have gone really far see usually when people have drug habits and they're and they're trying not to repeat they try to completely remove themselves from connections which is why I feel like she went such a jump and instead you like jumped from one area to get the [ __ ] to another now I gave this woman I watched this first video right you gave her the benefit I gave her the benefit of the D I'm like okay I know the system's [ __ ] and yes they are they're not the most I didn't they're not the most uh tolerant people when it comes to PC and all that stuff but I can tell you this right now we've seen it in the past right Tik Tok there are soccer moms out there that put their kid out there on the video and they're like looking at their kid like you need to act this way you need to say these certain lines cuz we're doing a Tik Tok video so I got that same feeling when I watched the second video now let's watch that second video cuz I I feel like this is very disingenuous oh I didn't see this one baby I will I'll call you back right there right there did you see the way he looks at her did you see the way he looks at her yeah there's some there's yeah no there's something's fishy about that no I will I'll call you back put those crocodile tears away yeah no yeah there's some why you s baby the fact that you're getting kids involved it's just like that's really Petty that's what I don't like about this especially is like you're now weaponizing your child to use to use him as a as literally bait to use him as a crutch for hey this is let's tug at your heartstrings now because my son's involved now if this lady was by herself and she got punched in the eye by a crackhead what not give a [ __ ] every like okay this lady's probably a crackhead herself right I mean we see in East Rochester there was a guy in East Rochester who his name is Big Bob you know white guy had a Mull big guy like 64 350 lbs chest bumped street signs yelled about the Declaration of Independence people looked at him and go yeah that guy's [ __ ] nuts you see her with this with her son and she's talking about the system and all that [ __ ] her over you're like okay now I feel bad but then I see this video and I go it doesn't sit well with me I feel like she's kind of coarsing her she's milking it she's cohering her son to kind of act a certain way so she can tug at your heartstrings you know I just don't feel like that's that's that's problem her case get him up I'm going to lose and I'm not going to ever see him again yeah I feel like that's [Music] fake the kid doesn't even know what to do at this point he's like do I cry do I do I still keep going on I mean who knows I feel bad so I mean like you don't want to automatically go to the negative again but they've only been together for a certain amount of months from what she I don't know cuz she kept going back and forth fast forward you know whatever wine whatever I mean if if he might have not had much bonding time with her to to be overly sad like he sadly might be kind of used to yeah this kind of thing as a parent I watch this video and I go or he could just be zoned out like I don't give a [ __ ] you know what I mean as a parent I watched this video and I'm like dude it just doesn't sit well with me yeah it doesn't sit I mean a kid who's truly bonded I mean is going to be freaking the well but he also you also don't let them in that's also not I mean first of all that's that's horribly psychologically for him regardless of her Taping that ahead of time but the thing is is really he also might be thinking that she's full of [ __ ] until the minute happens you know what I mean like we aren't actually seeing the real moment so the poor kid might be sitting there like you like is this really going to happen because you've been saying this for weeks and then all of a sudden the cops show up a few minutes later and it's a whole another story who knows I don't know yeah so I mean there's other videos she made the kids not in those videos she does she said um because they came in they took the kid they came and took them I don't know man I just she goes on and on and it's she's definitely leaving out Parts where I feel like she was an addict and or is still kind of struggling she's leave out some things just you know just to make her look good and that's the thing like I don't I don't judge anyone based off their past right she had a if she had an addiction at one point and she got through it and all that stuff that's one thing that's fine feel bad if I feel bad if she's having a slip because of because of being beat up I feel bad for all of that [ __ ] I agree but but you're involving your child that's the part that bothers me yeah and that Bo bothers a lot of people yeah and I just I couldn't I could not imagine not only just using my kid as somebody to tug at somebody's heartstrings but like to put him on video like this and put that pressure on them I could tell you stories for days you know what I'm saying and you see it with Tik Tok St for days my children know their father has I mean we've all seen screenshots where he he's he's written people and told them that like he needs to feed them and that I'm not taking care you know what I mean like he used to do some oh my god do and say some messed up stuff yeah I just I I I see this video and I'm just like like I said I gave her the benefit of the doubt in the first video but then I saw this video I'm like something's fishy there the kid's not really crying he's not even tearing up like look at his like just his reac I said either he's used to it and he's numb to it or he doesn't really at this point he doesn't he doesn't know what to do right yeah he's like Frozen and doesn't realize what the [ __ ] going on maybe he's a kid literally there in that picture he looks like he's looking at the camera like please get me the [ __ ] out of the situation I am very uncomfortable I was going to say yeah he does look like he's like this is [ __ ] awkward and weird and I'm not very comfortable that's a definite that's a definite and and use and like you said using using a child or any you know what I mean like for any like uh any means for yourself any sympathy and all that stuff it's just well she's just trying to set up a case so that she can say anything that did go wrong that we don't know yet about right um is not her fault yeah you know what I mean like she's getting she's already she I mean Kudo she's she's collecting she's collec her evidence as to why you know why the system failed her and her son and the system fails a lot of people don't get me they do they [ __ ] system has failed a lot of [ __ ] people a you're part of that system man yeah unfortunately I'm still trying to get my son into that system he's in his 20s and in and it's not easy okay it's not easy I hope that kid's okay wherever he is at this point cuz I don't know I see this and as a parent that's sometimes Foster situations are any better no they're not they're not and you see that all the time in general he didn't ask for none of this no he wasn't born into this world because of his mom just he doesn't he wasn't born into the situation on his own accord his mom made the choice and now unfortunately he's got to pay the P the piper when it comes to like all this [ __ ] yeah and hopefully this kid gets gets out of the situation yeah when that Amber alert came up I was like all right and then I saw like all the posts on Facebook and and I don't spend too much time on Facebook until you until you said something in our group chat and you were like are you seeing where this is going and then because I mean I was I was just like this poor kid wherever he is yeah I think I saw them while uh while I was at work I was like going into work and they were like looking for the entrance and I was like you didn't realize it says Exit Only and then it says use the side entrances which is you have that problem a lot over there no one reads the [ __ ] sign no one reads no literally so this is like the petol station over on f41 where where Dyan works you see a sign clear it clearly says trucks and then the other side says cars and all the time there are trucks coming out of the because they don't realize that there's a there's not a way to get around to the truck side so if you accidentally come in the wrong side you have to basically take out 90% of traffic to turn the corner it's ridiculous I'm sure it's the same way with your building yeah no it's just it's so [ __ ] it's just it's ridiculous when people just don't pay attention and just don't read or look at the way they drive dude I you got people that drive on the wrong side of the road dude let me tell you how many of the amount of [ __ ] like uh sorry to cut you off but like the amount of time times of [ __ ] transmittal judgment papers the amount of traffic [ __ ] violations I have to [ __ ] take care of it is redonkulous okay man the entire County the exit in the entrance clearly labeled yes it literally says in bold huge yes is in kanji it's in big bold red letters kanji okay cuz some I will say that sometimes you go into certain government buildings and they're like it's clearly right there and you're like actually it's [ __ ] not clearly right there I literally walk up and it says exit only use can you take pictures in that building no I don't think you can cuz it' be awesome if you could take a selfie right in front of the go in this door so that we can blatantly be able to picture how much of an idiot everybody else is and there and there's one sign that says um it says you're going the [ __ ] wrong way and it says employee no no it says employee entrance oh it's like hey it says one says employees only employee entrance and then the other one says in big bold red letters exit only and then under it says please use the side entrances on Fitz you or uh the other Street I forgot the other one um but it's like literally just the build you see the building where the main entrance is you just go on the side and then you just there's you know there's like a little Alleyway going into the building there's the entrance no okay okay all right I guess simple enough right I mean it should be but feel like I'd get lost people that but here's the thing some people don't want to walk though those steps because it's too long it's too far and they just want to cut back through and yeah why not you know yeah cuz they they want to they want to take shortcuts cuz they want to be lazy we live in a world of convenience Austin you know what I'm saying it's all about if I have to walk it's all about you that's what I yell in the car all the time anytime somebody does something stupid in front of me I'm like oh please do it's all about you obviously a number one [ __ ] it's all [ __ ] oh I'm so sorry I didn't mean to uh be in your way I don't want to wait an extra second when I'm pulling out of I would been like [ __ ] off I want to pull out in front of somebody on the last second cuz it's it's even though there's nobody [ __ ] behind you nobody behind doesn't matter and then I'm not even going to go the speed limit I'm going to be kind of like under and shy and timid about it so that you're raging behind me you [ __ ] pie I'm always back there like it's all about you yeah it's D I literally almost went off on someone because uh I think it was when I went back to work the first day I went back to work going into my car and as soon as I was about to pull out uh pull out of the uh exit and going on to the street or whatever someone was blocking the entire entrance with their truck and because they were talking to their buddies that was in the fire trucks and oh because they work they worked in for the city I'm like oh I'm so sorry dude are you that [ __ ] dumb are you that [ __ ] dumb hell I don't care I really don't care seriously like you can't are he's he's like you said it for me I don't care I really don't care yeah no I'm [ __ ] no that pissed me off like are you [ __ ] kidding me are you that dumb like it clear clearly there's people that gets in and out of this uh complex you don't see the entrance it's watch dude there's a [ __ ] entire Street you can park right an entire [ __ ] Street go park there no I get that I miss my [ __ ] too like get the [ __ ] out of I hate that [ __ ] I'm sorry I don't mean to when somebody pulls up to the corner to go to turn on a main road and I guess they decide that like they don't realize anybody's behind them so they're like let me take a minute to I don't know situate something in the car and you're like [ __ ] Dar I know it's like they're jerking themselves off at the worst time no I'm let me set up Google Maps you should have did that before you [ __ ] pulled out how about that they're not good at pulling out that's why they have like six kids [ __ ] a man ah their pullout game is not strong yeah not at all I hope they're wearing rubbers in bed that's all going to say they're not like I'm surprised they have doesn't feel good I'm telling you my pull out Game's real strong I'm surprised they don't have [ __ ] 12 kids by now hey don't knock it until you try God once you listen this is not Cheaper by the Dozen all right it can be if you want it to be just make just say the word and we can make it that way no I will jump off a bridge Ric baybridge yeah sure okay is a Cheaper by the Dozen I'm not a coach okay what you're not you're not a coach a football coach you're not a football Co you want to be a football coach no you want to be a coach the whole plot of the [ __ ] store uh the whole movie or whatever oh the movie the first one you never seen chap by the Dozen I've seen both of them I've seen the first one I have I got to be honest with you I don't think I have the second one was more like about a vacation family vacation yeah it was like a family vacation movie and it was like uh who could who had the better family vacation going on them or the competition yeah it was just stupid Jean Levy Jean yeah Jean Levy though yeah Jean Levy though yeah he was hilarious though dude it's yeah I mean you watch all these movies and all these Comedians and all that and then we like think about how old yeah but think about how old that movie is now and how old the actors are and [ __ ] and you're just like God damn hey I'm I'm actually see I'm holding off for watching it because I'm a binge Watcher I can't I have no patience anymore to watch by episode no but I watch only murders in the building which um Steve Martin is and and Martin Short are both in that show is isn't that isn't that with Selena G as well I heard I heard it's and it's on its the fourth season just started but I won't watch it until it finishes because I don't want to wait for the next episode I'm not doing it no why should you they got lots of cameos it's pretty good and they're both uh they're both in pretty good condition are they they both both men are in very good condition good condition not they're not renewed or anything like that well I feel like some people are so there's a new I mean I feel bad Demi there's going to be a new something with Demi Moore in it oh um in fact she's I think she's playing this character who who's like trying to get get her youthful look back and ends up you know doing some like signing like a oh I did hear something about like it's like some kind of horror movie kind of thing like you don't know what you're [ __ ] signing up for kind of thing and uh Dem more though she she's not I don't she didn't age so nice yeah she did not age like fine wine huh like like like the Martins are look they look good for their age in fact I don't really see much of a difference between them from when they were in Three Amigos except for some Demi Moore is uh a little over a little bit too much plastic surgery yes well you know I mean lady you know she might have been a smoker or something I don't know if that musty voice of hers had anything she might have been a little wrinklier than she liked I don't think she had a huge amount of [ __ ] done I just think she got a little a little lify poo you yeah but yeah little little little well right here you know you can always tell you know what I mean I can't tell if this is Demi Moore or Caitlyn Jenner which one is it oh my God which one is it that's the right angle after her lify poo if you look at her in the um in the preview for this this new thing it's it's a lot more noticeable all that plastic surgery my God I can't tell which one's which can you Austin can you tell which one's which which one's Demi more and Caitlyn Jen I I I feel like Caitlyn does it better how about that no it's wow the look is uncanny I got to be honest what is this I could be wrong on this but I don't know if I don't love Caitlyn Jen did did Caitlyn Jenner get plastic surgery is what I need to know in any wait in the face in the face I think a I think maybe a little bit a little bit but whatever's going on with Demi Moore holy crap like what's going she looks like the Joker like she got slashed but look at the lips and what the SM she smiles Li is too lifted look she's got like a line where like are you the Joker what are you trying to go for here Ledger like Mickey roor you know what I'm saying Phoenix what's going on they went to the their surgeons were a little overzealous mhm yeah I don't know I don't know what's going on there but I don't like what I'm seeing I I got this preview I was like surgery in the preview I was like I was like well they picked the right person to play the part because she already looks like I don't know I just she's been doing too much to herself I I don't understand she just let it happen yeah that's what I mean like I don't understand this whole like I don't know if it's some wom fine wine some of them don't some of them at like milk yeah but it's not just women dude it's it's obviously know Sophia luren you know what I'm saying Sophia luren yeah you know I mean like she aged real nice they were still they were still looking good when uh they were in [ __ ] Whata call it their um the Grumpy Old Men movies yeah yeah yeah you know what I mean they were you know I don't know I just I don't understand this obsession over plastic surgery like dude just lotion more yeah I mean but I think it's that they have so much money they also have so much money where they're like I can afford it I'm just going to do it's also like it's super it's The Superficial of you have to look beautiful and have to like you have to look beautiful 100% all the time and if you're not then we're going to find someone new yeah but I just like I don't know I mean I use some creams I'm not going to lie I'd like i' do I do some lifting and some tucking but not in the face right lift and Tuck but the closest I'd go to my face is like my grand I I could be getting my gobble CH the gobble chin my Grandma had it gobble CH yeah where just kind of like you get the little thingy right here sounds like a Halloween costume you know what I'm talking about like theer yeah just like a little flma [ __ ] who are you going to be for Halloween I'm going to be the gobble chin I'll tell you what everybody's going to be either [ __ ] Deadpool or or Wolverine go sounds like a [ __ ] DC it's going to be Beetle Juice and [ __ ] Deadpool everywhere you go and and maybe maybe where uh Wolverine well I mean yeah you'll see I'll be Wolverine I'm going to be gobble chin are you going to be are you going to be like full mask Wolverine eyes Wolverine weren't you Deadpool the one year that we did the Halloween hangover yeah I was I was deadpol it looked like have you seen the new have you seen the re the most recent yeah I did see I did see mov so Dylan Dylan does want to Del I'm not going to spoil anything Dylan does want to be a um a pool but but not the main Deadpool I'll just leave it at that oh he wants to be somebody else I think I know which one there there were some really dope ones there the one that happened actually though the dirt pool one I I'll say this he's talking about growing a mustache oh no wait a real one so really think of which pool yes yes well don't give away too much spoiler it that full full on yes full on full frontal I was like we could just buy one he's like no I'll I'll grow the mustache for this and I was like yes please when you when you get a please let it be that please I mean I don't know if you guys know already but this is a fake mustache right here is it oh is it you just rip it right off yeah it's just glued you know what I'm saying like I I pull on it it doesn't come off I like the sounds that come along with it too they come with they come with some nice sounds a it's my favorite it's my favorite uh feature of this uh mustache I bought from tops you know what I'm saying hey you got to be careful over it TOS you don't want to get leria or whatever it is from the B's head [ __ ] dude I heard about this well we don't we we I don't think we've ever bought B's head but not the too fancy I was like oh the rich people are getting sick but how does this happen like right is somebody [ __ ] in the [ __ ] meat like what's going on here some are you in the brain I don't know it just makes me wonder where does lerio even come from see luckily I'm I'm not I tried going back to Tops when we moved back to the state oh you know like when we moved back to this side of the states and I you know like occasionally they have a good deal but overall they don't so I just stopped going there but I guess that's like where you get B's head the most you do yeah you get yeah I don't see them anywhere else really my my sister-in-law loves tops so of course they were messaging us warning us and I was like I go to [ __ ] Aldi's yeah right like I don't even think I think my I think my lunch meat is called lunch meate where do you like to go I don't even think it's cool all these nuts on your [ __ ] chin [Applause] oh I I got to I got to admit I we need some silicone we go we go to [ __ ] Wegman's I know see there are certain items that I refuse to get anywhere else but WG but there I like there are hierarchies for each items protein powder for instance you go to [ __ ] Wegman's I can find one there for $35 I go to Walmart which now I don't even bother doing that because they're [ __ ] locked up in cases now and you got to wait for an employee to get there it takes like 30 minutes for them to walk there I just get it on Amazon but anyways the price difference is just substantial like you can go to [ __ ] Wegman's get this protein powder for $34.99 you can go to Walmart and it's like 20 something and you're like why the [ __ ] would I go there for this though however though there are certain things in Wegman's that are cheaper than other stores which is kind of [ __ ] C quality that too so you got to like price check at each store for each different item depending upon what you're going there for yep but I'll tell you what this whole this whole deal with Walmart locking their [ __ ] up what's up with that that's because people be five what do you it's the what is the the b& the breaking entering kind of go out the door who's to say they don't do that at any other store Walmart's the only one that locks this [ __ ] up they go to [ __ ] Walmart to go get some like protein powder you want to know why so as a former employee I can tell you that they leave one of you in charge of a whole section and you're supposed to be cleaning it restocking it helping any customers who come ask you for [ __ ] and at the same time you know like especially if it was an evening shift your manager might be there the first hour and then they're gone and it's just you and a cart and a little phone and you know if you're working the health and beauty section there ain't no way that you can watch the protein powder and the razor blades and all those other little items that you can stick in your pocket that cost 50 to [ __ ] you know the protein powder is [ __ ] ridiculous expensive but you wouldn't think you know like a like where are they putting that that's what I mean like it's big jug it's a big can it's a big thing listen though Mark uh East few mall I went over there to pick something up for somebody at the bath and body works over there and we had for Halloween this year we have this extremely heavy decked out like ceramic haunted house that you can put three wick candles in and somebody picked it up and [ __ ] walked out S I don't know how far they got with it and if she ended up finding them and getting it back but she was like they legit walked out with it and I mean you're talking like a 70 lb item there's no way he wasn't doing anything but cradling it as they went out the door mean and nobody nobody blinked an eye obvious right how does that even happen but then now these these uh these um these people that are in security and all that like asset protection and all that [ __ ] they're told not to do anything at this point yep except for yell at them well yeah they get fired well cuz if you pursue and something bad happens to you it's on the company yeah yeah I saw one at Marketplace before that before that kind of all shut down and just became you of our um I was leaving from a bath and body work shift and I think the that fancy I think the store is called Express or something you know what I mean for girls and [ __ ] dude this woman is like fast walking out and you can see another woman walking behind her like like hey ma'am come back here and like as the woman is walking she is just chucking jeans left and right like the girl had a lot of [ __ ] and there was there was like a car with and like I even watched the thieves leave followed them to a certain point it was it was crazy seeing them all leave together but they managed to get away yeah why not and but the express lady was not I knew she was breaking protocol following her to the parking lot yeah that's a that's a no no these days yeah you're not supposed to do that yeah that's why these people are not afraid like these kids just go and take cars cuz they're not afraid you go to a Walmart and you want to grab some protein powder and gank that [ __ ] they're not afraid anymore you have to lock it up I'm not I'm not getting punched in the face over protein powder I'll tell you that no I don't know about you you getting punched in the face over somebody coming in the wrong exit no no no you're like no Austin like that I don't get paid enough for that [ __ ] nobody does no no but not a [ __ ] person on this planet does no not unless you're protecting somebody famous and that's just it like you no but you know who suffers is the consumer you you go in there at Walmart you want to go say like you know you get this [ __ ] simple thing of like protein powder right I'm just using that as an example because that's what I use but I've also seen air fresheners and [ __ ] air sprays and like oh I wanted this uh you know like a like a freshener like a spray like a pumpkin spice freshen or some [ __ ] like that right that's locked behind goddamn doors now and you got to have a employee come there and not only that it's not even the process of I mean it's bad in itself like waiting 10 15 20 minutes for someone to come there after you press the button five times but now they're like hey we got this item for you right we unlocked the door we grabbed this item for you now I have to walk with you or I have to take it to a register and when you're done shopping you have to go to that register and it'll be sitting there waiting for you which is not the case at all cuz I've done this once and this is when I made the decision I will never buy anything of those items ever again I'll just go on Amazon have it shipped straight to my house cuz you do that right say you're not say you walk in there first thing Austin right go to Walmart that was your first item item and you go in there and you're like hey I want you know I first thing I want to grab is this nice beautiful [ __ ] fall scented apple cider freshener cuz you want to make your apartment smell nice right cuz you might have had somebody living there with you know bed bugs and then probably [ __ ] all over the floor and like they probably they probably pissed in their bed a couple times and seep down to the floor smell nice for the ladies you want it to smell good so when they uh when the ladies come in they're not smelling pee PE poo poo yeah so you know you go in there first thing on your mind let's grab some freshener and it's locked behind these glass doors you can't get it you know you try everything in your power to just open the door and it's not opening so you you push the button and you're waiting and you're waiting you're twiddling your thumb you're maybe shove your hand down your pants a couple minutes thinking this going to be it's going to be here it takes forever well then they don't show up you press it again they okay maybe the second time you know and then you wait wait wait wait wait okay third time a charm has to be the time they come you're waiting and waiting and waiting now you realize you're 30 minutes in you're [ __ ] committed now now you're mad now you're about to walk away after the fourth price and now you see some this older employee coming in they're hobbling over to you hobbling their keys like like eigor from [ __ ] Frankenstein master master you know what I'm saying and you're like oh [ __ ] right now I got to [ __ ] stay cuz I was about to walk away and get the rest of my shopping done I'm like invested now 45 minutes in I have uh eigor from Frankenstein coming my way I'll stay so now Master now you're 45 minutes in they open the door they grab your [ __ ] apple cider ref freshener to make sure your your apartment doesn't smell like PE PE poo poo and now they tell you this sir sir I can't give you this item I have to walk you to the register with this item or if you're not done I will take this item to a register of my choosing and let you know what the number is so then you're like oh well now I'm going to conundrum here what do I do do I do I just say [ __ ] it and walk to the register with this person and get out of here because I've been here for almost an hour or do I just tell them take it to the register you decide you know what eigor take it to the register and let me know what number okay it'll be at register eight fine so you go grab your you know your toilet paper so you can wipe your ass maybe some cat food because you have a cat that's starving at home and hasn't [ __ ] eaten in a week and you got to grab some food for yourself right you want some hungry man CU you're a hungry man and living in your new apartment so you grab these items takes you about 10 minutes tops you're done okay what's the register oh register eight eigor told me register eight you get to register eight they don't have the item there's nobody there there's nobody at the register and there's nobody the lights off there's no item there's no person there's nothing you've wasted 45 minutes of your time now are you going to decide hey do I just now do I find it now do you play where's Waldo and figure out what [ __ ] spot they really left it at or do you just say [ __ ] it check out all the stuff you just got and get the [ __ ] out of there what do you do I check out and yeah that's what I did it's exactly what I did oh so this is a real story it's a real story when I went to go see the protein powder this my first time seeing it behind glass I'm like oh my gosh yeah that is a new thing I I noticed that a few weeks ago and I was like oh interesting I didn't realize they were having a problem with it yeah the guy comes over after like 15 20 minutes and I'm like all right dude he's like I can't I can't give this to you I and so he gives me this register number c and I continue our shopping we go to this register nobody inside lights off no protein powder I was like [ __ ] it I went on Amazon and the next day it was at my front door waiting for me ready to go I said that's I'm never doing this again it's too much of a hassle so now you have like all these different items it's not just that it's it's the air fresheners it's listen I understand like baby formula like I know that was a huge thing at one point right it's expensive people walk off of that I get that expensive items the air freshener is [ __ ] weird that's what what are you doing with it that car freshener like all these little sprays and the [ __ ] you put in your dash or your vents and stuff that's behind glass maybe there are people stealing it and huffing it Are People Are People huffing [ __ ] Airwick yeah they're huffing some Airwick [ __ ] I need to come down cheap high [ __ ] it oh yeah no it's you could probably I mean not even a cheap high it's a free high they just gank that see I didn't realize it so um it could be either that I was working that or it's because it's flammable and you know it's good for uh torches there was that incident that happened in Geneva Walmart many years well not many years ago probably like Firearms you got to keep four five years ago now where this 13-year-old girl went in there and started a fire in the one of the Departments and they had to shut it down for like a week or two [ __ ] yeah dude it was like Geneva and every was like yeah the Walmart shut down I'm like what yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] that [ __ ] that I just look I I get it like I get why you're doing it but this is not conducive also it's not the most lucrative way of doing business because like me now I won't do business with you for those items any longer I'll just go on Amazon well cuz the access is ridiculous well what I was going to say um in kind of depending on the human being obviously in defense of some of the workers I can tell you right now that buzzer system I don't know who the [ __ ] it calls I don't know cuz it definitely doesn't just go over every headset in the area you know what I mean and then it's all a game of are you with other people did somebody else answers it nobody says [ __ ] and then finally by the fourth time somebody's all like hey Francis yeah you can you go over and check to see what's going on by Pharm or you have to say something to the pharmacy people if the pharmacy's open you're like hey I'm I just I just want some [ __ ] but anytime I've done that they've always just given you the product and then you go on your Merry way to finish shopping and I wonder if they just you know like Security's like hey that that [ __ ] has got some razor in her cart make sure you watch her until she goes yeah I don't look I don't I don't want to see any anybody any wrong messages of saying this is the Walmart employees F no no this is not the I'm saying their whole system sucks it's a bad system and why are we why are we like punishing people that don't break laws that's what I'm don't understand like we punish the people that go in there to actually shop why aren't we punishing thieves no we don't want to do that Austin let's just make it so the [ __ ] security guard there who's done all these hours of training for no [ __ ] reason cuz he's just no better than you and I uh yell at the person and then when they go out the door they just go ah [ __ ] it you know what 9 911 is going to do the job literally as a for as a former security officer myself you are literally paying hundreds of dollars for a license to call 911 being a security guard is literally a GL uh over glorified uh person on the phone calling 911 not unless you can you got like the ESP to know like this person is definitely going to exit this building and preemptively can call so that the cops are waiting for them to leave well even then it's going to take them a half hour to get there cuz they're too busy writing some poor sap a $500 ticket for going 60 and a 55 m per hour Zone that's all they care about anymore and then the real crime just yeah you know what ah what's the point why bother I'm going to go sit on the side of the road wait for some poror sap to go one mile over the speed limit and then I can give them a nice $300 speed and ticket real crime like that guy over there stealing that [ __ ] protein powder what's the big deal it's just Walmart shrink no big deal they can afford it h it just boggles my mind how people are getting punished who want to do business and actually shop while these clowns go in and rip Walmart or whatever store off and then now you have all this [ __ ] long ass process to get one single item well and then at that rate why not just put every locked item together in one spot and have some [ __ ] who's always there right that's what I was just going to say like remember how like back in the day like when Walmart actually sold cigarettes and all that [ __ ] they had behind the register right and locked up and you just go hey I would like a maror I never smoked but I've seen this in obviously over the years and blah blah blah why don't you do that with all these items that you're scared that are getting sto you have that you have that one end um register just be like all the [ __ ] protein powder and razors are and and you know and Airwick are all together behind Rosie in one area she can just turn around and unlock yeah like the robot Rosie from the Jets and you just have her dumb ass just [ __ ] sitting there and then you just shop the rest of the side then you turn around you go to the other side and you grab your last three shits yeah that's it and it's like why can't we make a system like that if we're going to have these issues make it easier for the consumer because money and because no because they just don't care all that well and and so the thing is is everybody's getting mad now because people like to use self checkout I like to use self checkout because a lot of times I'm just weird about how I like my [ __ ] bagged that's I just do that so how about those people who don't have to work those registers and you only have you only need two people to monitor other people scanning [ __ ] you take somebody else put them on the [ __ ] two three registers down there and it's protein powder register and the [ __ ] razor register so that's another thing I don't understand right we we have these we have like 20 aisles of registers in a store and only two are open you have two employees at those register and you have like one and two other employees checking receipts right why don't you take those employees that you have too busy to [ __ ] do registers because they're checking receipts why don't you take them and put them on two two other registers now you have four registers that are open people don't have to do this [ __ ] probably because they don't want to probably because they don't want to pay the employees that what's the difference everybody has different pay grade levels so you want to know I don't I think they ended up changing it but when I was at Walmart they had this [ __ ] so if you worked on the grocery side you got paid a little bit more especially if it was in later hours of the night well I can understand the late hours well but here's where the [ __ ] [ __ ] though was so sometimes you'd show up to work and if they were short staffed in another area and they didn't feel your area needed as much work they managers were allowed to pull you into their area so I'm seasonal I'm getting paid seasonal and I'm stocking over in grocery and the woman next to me is getting paid three more dollars an hour to do the same [ __ ] thing as me and they wouldn't change it for the evening That's So eventually I think they've started wiping that out completely and when you work there you just you know what I mean like it's one straight rate for the daytime and one straight rate for overnight that's right that's pretty [ __ ] up that is but I can remember there was one night I was stocking [ __ ] and I was like this is [ __ ] because and and the one chick was like yeah she's like you're making 17 I'm making 19 and she was like and that guy over there he's about to work the overnight shift he's making 24 yeah and you're like what the [ __ ] and we were all three doing the same [ __ ] doing the same [ __ ] J that's ridiculous I mean like he deserved because he was going to be there all night long but the difference between her and I shouldn't have been there yeah that's wild to me corporations yeah don't you love it m you love it who misses the 24 hours 7 day a week [ __ ] oh schedule no no I mean like as a consumer you go in the [ __ ] you can go in whenever you want it sometimes I like that [ __ ] because you you like you're like I don't want to people I don't feel likeing I never do so like Wagman's man when they were open 24 hours I'd go there like 1:00 in the morning nobody around this little this little lady that was uh behind the register I think her name was Jean she was great I loved her they always have a name like Jean I loved it she was great and like I'd go in there grab a few things and [ __ ] be done no no running into people with carts and into old people you know that you don't want to see some clowns from high school that you never [ __ ] liked they didn't like you but they're out there pretending to like you hey man I had been so long yeah go [ __ ] yourself no one cares I just want to get my shopping done and go home y you know you don't have to deal with that at that time of night yep now they close at midnight granted yeah you could go out there at 11:00 still not the same though because people are still there not as much like at 3: in the afternoon but still I'm kind of glad that they don't do it well no it doesn't matter anymore now that my kids are older but one of the last times that Wegman's was still 24 hours I um was awoken by a police officer oh because my daughter and her friends decided to walk around um Wegman's while they were bored and one of her friends and and like thought it was okay to just eat one of the cookies out of the bakery you know because I mean it was like 1: in the morning so they were like they're not going to give a [ __ ] oh yeah no they cared [ __ ] immediately picked up shoplifters you stole a cookie so they call the cops and the cops come for that but you could literally be getting choked out in your home during a home invasion and nothing we'll come there in like 45 minutes no no so the cops showed up they actually they they so they must have showed up to Wegman's first and then they drove over to knock on my door because I wasn't answering the phone because you know like why would I be awake at 300 in the morning and they told me your child is at Wegman's you need to go get her oh my God and so then I drove over there and didn't realize that Not only was I getting her but I was getting three other kids and I only knew one of them and I was a nice mom and didn't oh man pull that raging [ __ ] move and wake up all their parents Austin you would have done that as a father right oh yeah I and the kid [ __ ] kid now I talk [ __ ] to my daughter for like a week because the boys when I dropped them off I knew that they were I was dropping them off at the beginning of their neighborhood so they could go run back and sneak into one of the boys houses yeah and they didn't even say thank you and I was like you little [ __ ] I should have followed you and woke your mom up yeah wake them all up look at that Analise joins us again says hi again hello hi we're still here we're talking about all kinds of store [ __ ] so I was 16 years old well 15 years old at this time right so we're at Walmart it was a couple of friends and I this one kid named Dylan and this other kid named Robert we walked around this [ __ ] Walmart and we were just like you know looking for some [ __ ] to to make a video with like you know play some baby football or some [ __ ] you know we get a baby doll [ __ ] punted outside in front of Walmart make a video call it a day nice yeah we're doing this those videos there's a couple sides of the story one while we were doing this little did I know these one anyways decided to take it upon himself to start stealing PS2 games play PlayStation 2 games that were like not locked behind the glass older games that were sold at a discounted price so they're out there [ __ ] taking the [ __ ] dis he taking the disc out and [ __ ] and leaving the Box blah blah blah and I didn't know this was going on and I didn't want to know the only reason why I found out is because the SEC the other kid was starting to do it and I'm like what are you doing he's like well you know last time we were in this Walmart you know so and you know I'm not going to say names gr this is like 20 years ago um yeah but I mean I it I anyways the one that was learning these bad habits told me what happened I said dude I want nothing to do with this [ __ ] you do what you got to do but I would [ __ ] I was a bad kid but I wasn't a bad kid enough where I would steal [ __ ] and do this dumb [ __ ] I was just you know doing dumb [ __ ] I was doing dumb [ __ ] you know like destroying difference baby [ __ ] and there's dumb dumb [ __ ] like that's that's dumb dumb [ __ ] there's dumb [ __ ] there's dumb [ __ ] and I decided to say you know what dude I want nothing to do with this so yeah I just I don't know if they ever got caught but anyways probably I I don't know I wasn't there if they did so but this one time in particular we had bought this baby do and we were making a video you know just like doing backyard wrestling [ __ ] with it you know out in front of Walmart and somebody had squealed on us somebody had squeed on us and I saw at the time this guy who looked official you know he had some you know dressy dressy clothes on he comes out you could tell he worked for Walmart he came out and I already knew what the [ __ ] he was going to ask for and I had the receipt on me cuz I'm pretty sure these [ __ ] people that to that that squealed on us said oh they must have stolen blah blah blah so I I automatically knew and as as dumb of a kid as I was I was also smart so I got the receipt out of my pocket I showed it to the manager and he literally turned to this person and said there's nothing I can do it's his property right he can do whatever I bought it with my money right you can [ __ ] pun it as far as you want as long as you're not hitting somebody else baby doll for God's sake we literally like like I knew what was going on I'm like that's slick that's smart move are you going to tell me what to do with buy property I literally just walked out of the store with this after I bought it and you're going to tell me what to do with it those are the best when you get to be like here are my credentials [ __ ] you I felt so good doing that I was like not only am I causing Mischief [ __ ] baby doll though yes yeah that's the kind of [ __ ] I love to do man it was fun you know so and then just yo Analise good evening you're on the AMOM effect hi hello you're back am I on again what you're oh I told you you're on the Bob and Tom Show I'm sorry no this is a radio show on steroids this is not your father's radio show this is this radio show whoa well podcast whatever you want to call it no yes we are an internet radio show podcast whatever you want to call it and we're here we something we're something we're something we're something you know we're not like a typical podcast like on another episode of your daughter just got [ __ ] by a baby doll and now you have who you know what I'm saying like we're not that kind podcast we are the hey yo what's going on we just punted a baby doll and gave the guy receipt and told him go [ __ ] himself basically oh my God yeah you just do that kind of thing you know you have to do so when you're a teenager and you're doing these mischievous things make sure you're doing it in a way that they can't like do anything to you yeah you know what I'm saying yeah like you you're mischievous with CRA with you it it just gets chaotic every every time it's I don't know if it's you I don't know if it's me I don't know if it's the show in to everything it's yeah it's Austin probably you know what is Austin Austin did this what did I do Austin was a bad kid he was out there doing some [ __ ] yeah he was spray he was spray painting his City white with his with his special tag I can't maybe yes special tag yeah well he's got his special tag you know and he's uh SK SK skting all over the city city to okay it took me a minute to going yeah he was painting the city white oh no when the cops catch you spray paint in the building with your special spray can of white paint oh no are you sure that's mine are you sure that's uh okay well who's are you holding oh if you who else is there with you you walked into that you walked into that who else are you with whoo did you just move yeah the [ __ ] Austin what are you doing now we're getting canell we're we're canceled are you fat shaming come on dude no I think he was more I don't like this Austin was more beity you know what Austin I I'm very mad at you I'm going to use your voice against you now yikes Yik was that because you were like trying to make a correlation between body shaming now Austin with cows no how much gir you have I think he was talking more about milk in it you know what I'm saying what I'm saying he's got girth what no well you know Austin liked how did he get here yeah no tell me what I like sir a well Austin likes cookies right so yes I do love C he needed to milk himself in order to have the right milk and so he he he was drinking this this milk thinking well you know what I could add a little sugar to it cuz it's a little salty and so when he was breaking the law as a 15-year-old juvenile can I chug something at him please that's why I said we need so I have these like silicone I have these like silicone um coasters and Dylan and I throw them at each other when we don't listen Austin like we like frisbee throw it at each other like dud what the [ __ ] well then then he's assaulting people and you know it's very salty enough God damnn it Analise do you remember the couch incident oh here we go the couch do you she remembers the couch everybody remembers everybody remembers the couch Dr oh see in his new apartment do you have [Music] one okay Austin what color is your couch in your apartment um I do have a it's an old school it's like an old like reclining it's cream colored so you got you got to you got like a manly lazy boy it's a it's a cream colored it's a no it's green actually and it's uh it's leather o o now the leather you can really wipable well it is yeah you could actually quick clean up Analise Analise do do you can you believe this he's got a leather Lazy Boy a green green leather it's it's it's it was my neighbor oh yeah it's like well that makes it interesting it's like it's like some strange right some strange furniture oh my God it's like a two seat like love seat kind of thing but we're right back to the love I love where this is going and it's leather too it's loving see the thing about leather is like when you like Lube that [ __ ] it's got some good slide action it's got It's got some nice it's got a good Glide to it you know what I'm saying the fact that I have like covers for that thing is like yeah you have covers for this plastic covers no not plastic covers I would recommend like regular yeah just like regular couch covers well you know sometimes yeah but that that ruins it so that way like you know with the leather it's it's like a nice Glide with them couch covers it might get some some friction you know what I'm saying and I don't know how that will feel Tangled Up yeah might get tangled up I'm anal is like why did I call back into this show why do you even have to mention the couch I don't know why do we [ __ ] couch things interested in your new apartment listen all I'm saying is you could be a politician one day Austin the three of us just wanted to know about your apartment Austin we wanted to understand about if I'm [ __ ] my furniture okay no hey nobody who said that we were just discussing Mater J well yes I did because JD Vance himself even [ __ ] furniture and now look at where he's at in life so where where is he at in life he's a politician he making all his money politician and you too Austin could be the possible very potential the the mayor of of of I don't know somewhere you could be the next vice president there you go okay got you Bravo that was is that what it sounds like when you're pounding it why did I do this what's the leather sound like I mean it is cow skin it's more like I got to tell you this [ __ ] love this love seed up in our living room I I got we got to get rid of it this [ __ ] thing now granted when when we how old is it well it was old enough it was basically brand new when we first got it we bought this house 5 years ago okay so and at that time I weighed probably about about a buck 80 so this this thing shouldn't have [ __ ] broke like it did now as a 215b man I sit on this couch wondering if this thing is going to collapse on me I got it from this lady she had it out in her her like it was a nice garage she said they didn't even barely use it it was basically brand new when we got this thing you know nice recliner you know cuz you get to kick your feet up everything's great you know life is good Austin you know you have your own place you're sitting there in the nice [ __ ] couch and then one day it starts getting it start you start noticing it's giving you some some push back when you're trying to lift this [ __ ] recliner up you're like why the [ __ ] is this thing not working and then one day the [ __ ] handle stamps off you're like oh really you're like okay you're going to talk to me like this so now you have your wife down there trying to [ __ ] yank the thing out as you're trying to make this thing happen now we're balls deep into this thing I actually at this point have smashed the the leg thing now so I can't even open this I got to the point where I got tired of it I was like you're not so you you can't use the leg part no it's it's [ __ ] it's literally I pounded it with my fist and it just it's it broke inside like of itself so now it's just like it's almost like an arm that has broken bones just shattered and it's just like loose skin you gave it like a Kyle punch I [ __ ] smashed it suuck man this thing hurt me damn it like I went to sit down on the I get it I get it so now I have a love seat that needs a rehome or a garbage or whatever I was going to say like you should have just like if it was getting [Music] stuck that thing need a lubricant okay well you know all about that uh anal says it hung up ah we're sorry I mean we could keep calling back in I mean just don't don't leave us hanging but um love the chaos chats I appreciate the appre the appreciate the hell out of you well of course my but Jesus Christ dude like this love se you know is it m so if it's broken there's no point just lug it to the corner yeah that's well we need some we need somebody to My worry is this right it's a hefty couch hasn't it been barfed on too she doesn't need more couch talk thank yeah after the keza bo Pi got oh it did don't worry like yeah remember I don't need no more couch that was funny well I got to say this though like you know like I'm saying like I got to get rid of this thing but the problem is though is a I need help and B this thing's going to collapse when somebody lifts it up oh yeah so you we already know this cuz it's like if you sit on it and you move around you hear it go like it's about to just like give way just kind of like the submarine when I went to go when they went to go see the Titanic it it made some noises like huh like the one 19-year-old kid that didn't even want to go on this thing he's probably like Dad what's that noise oh don't worry that that's supposed to happen remember we're controlling this thing with a [ __ ] cheap ass game controller done dead never to be seen or heard from again and that's what's going to happen with this couch it's going to collapse like oh look and that's what's going to happen what's going to happen is is one of these days somebody's going to sit down and they're going to get engulfed into the just get sucked in there I don't just it it baffles my mind how that couch deteriorated that so fast I know people that have had couches for years decades still in pristine condition and this [ __ ] thing here just not not in pristine condition at all it was either not well made or oh no there and like people like oh you are you harsh on the no I just sit down on the couch I'm not like these people that throw themselves on this [ __ ] couch so I'd you know and some like yeah once in a while but like most of the time I just sit down in it and yeah let's recline this [ __ ] let's let's let's get comfy you know what I'm saying doing using it for what you're [ __ ] supposed to use it for yeah I mean you have people that literally do sex moves on this on these couches and in bed move you know like they they pound they pound hard into this thing and it's still someh survives they get hard poundings and it's still going strong well I guess I mean depending on if it's leather or C or cloth fabric but God damn it no Austin we're we're proud of you man you got some you got some good Fern you got some Fern in your apartment that's good I also got some new T I got a new addition to my arm with my new tattoo I know so you got this thing right and oh ex I'm excited to get this thing done is that Alucard yeah it is yeah we should play that Dagon or that that Dr Castle music we should play some Castlevania music it's the wrong direction it's okay look at this there you go shown it to the wrong camera but it's all right there you go there you go look at that is that Link from Zelda no it's not sorry you know somebody out there would be like look it's Link from Zelda yep yep y I already had some people that said link Sor oh no that's Zelda from that game Zelda my my brother was like like couldn't couldn't see it like very well because it was you know just like the camera like on FaceTime is that link he was like no I said no it's Castlevania he like oh dude that's even better Al card yes yeah I was like yeah I'm I can't wait to get this thing finished um it'll I got one more I got two no I got two more sessions um two more sesh yeah so I got I got one coming up in uh in September and then I got to schedule the next one so they flew today my mom says she flew today guys so we got to give it to her oh [ __ ] speaking of couches this is the last couch sham that I got to say like in order to like think about this we want to get a sectional and so I don't know just we want to rearrange the room and all that like is it worth getting a ctional I'm just wondering because like it if you properly take measurements and it seems like it'll fit great and your living room is shaped in a way where a sectional it seems like it would work well it's like it's just cuz sometimes they are amazing and then other times they especially if you end up like if you're going to move again like it's great for the the space you're in but then it might not be great when you get to the next space you know if that [ __ ] flood didn't happen in the apartment in the sectional we had had there was still in good condition we could have brought that here used it but that [ __ ] apartment complex decided to just ruin our [ __ ] the flood so I'm sorry bud my mom says yes it would be great yeah you know I I think I think if we did a wraparound in the living room like we want to rearrange that room and you're going to I don't know how your apartment set up yet like you probably have it nice and new everything looks good now it's very small I will tell you that much it's very very small she said yeah that's all you need but hey it's okay it's not it's not the size it's how you use it when when you're a singular human being it's it's no it's perfect for me I was going to say uh you don't want much more cuz then all it is is [ __ ] cleaning the void that's the problem I mean I get to have people over I get to have my friends and people and girls over and all that stuff so that's always fun but like you right now you have a setup right you have it set up the way you wanted it but eventually you're going to look at and go nah this ain't working for me anymore I got to I got to put the TV here I got to put this here that's where I'm at right now that's where kind of cat and I are at I'm like dude we got to we got to do something freshen it up yeah get rid of this [ __ ] love seat throw that [ __ ] out to the curb [ __ ] yeah utilize that space for something else we don't need [ __ ] two couches the kids the kids the kids getting way too mobile anyway oh dude this this kid man she put him out she put him out of the [ __ ] play pen and he all he was trying to do is just grab my laptop as I'm trying to do work for it before the show and I'm like like he was literally going for the [ __ ] power button I'm like uh-uh uh-uh like the light well it's got It's got a light like this on it it's a different laptop but it's it's got light and [ __ ] and he's just so he's like oh what does this button do like literally D from [ __ ] Dex labatory yeah it's like dude H so DD um yeah just but we got to get that sh I don't know it's just when you live in a place for a while and you're like okay it's time for a revamp like I'm sure you probably done this many of times like okay I've had had enough of the setup this setup sucks you know like you got to do something different yeah no I get it like especially like when you want to rearrange a room or whatever you just sck of the same old [ __ ] and I mean like it sometimes it really depends on the space too I mean you're only limited to what you can do I mean mine's pretty small and so it's like I'm limited to what I can like do with it moving around and where it is sh shut [ __ ] up okay God damn it that's what she said yes I know all somebody's got to do is clip that piece right there from that beginning of that sentence sorry I'm so sorry without any context people like like he's too tired to it's too easy to get him now listen I'm I'm talking about rearranging Furniture oh yeah is that what they're calling these days rearranging them Furniture yeah see I told you wait did you just touch what did you just touch no it was his glass almost I was like I don't know where the [ __ ] confession is it's it's near you can you see it yeah now I'm not going to grab it I'm not gra are you sure you sure you just see what happens when you do it oh I don't know what's going to happen what do you tell me all right let's do it you tell us yeah you tell us got to tell us something yeah what's the most exotic place you've done it where's that oh you want to know the most weird place I've done it our exotic place my mom's listening by the way I done it in an abandoned horse stable whoa hey now was there hay in there no it was like dirt it was just mostly dirt it was like kind of like the like the ceiling was almost collapsing and wow nice that's pretty rustic me and the girl me and the girl I was dating at the time we were uh well she we were having like a party and all that stuff and uh we went to uh we kind of wanted some alone time and we actually had well I mean we we actually I slow danced uh with her with to like some like country music like ROM you know very romantic try to be romantic you got to be romantic you know and then one thing led to another and yeah well abandoned horse stable you were a gentleman and took her into that back abandoned barn and you bent her over that dirt good hey you guys I'm m Mr red wait what could you imagine if you had a talking horse no no then all a sudden you see Mr hands PP up out of the bushes like oh oh I got to get out of here yeah it's like oh that would makes sense is that a red rocket or you just happened to see me oh my God kind of what kind of horse play is this I don't know asked Mr hands oh wait that's right you can't cuz he died quit horsing around why don't you quit horsing around back [Laughter] there just so I don't make another [ __ ] confession I use the freaking these things to grab it was your pull out game strong that night ah it's always is okay all right at least he's being honest no no cons no rubs one of these days no kids it's GNA equal to a little dash one of these days oh my God that poor bastard wow poid damn oh jeez I'm kidding calling this future unborn kid already a bastard I was kidding I was kidding wow Jesus it was a joke I swear well I mean hey you know at least you know hey is for horses well yeah you you know all about that yeah little action rectile dysfunction retile dysfunction a a DI you want it hot a why you got to bring my mother leave her alone oh by the way you know know something uh interesting what's that not trying to give out my docks myself but I'm literally like walking distance to dog town oh this [ __ ] is going to be eating plates left and right and Burger King bunch of bar you're going to smash King you're going to smash plates this guy going to be smashing all kinds of that's it I'm I know right where you are now you are doxing yourself I'm just I'm just going to go up and down the street yelling for you where are you dash dude now you've really like people are going to be wandering around like this [ __ ] lives here and I know he's here oh God hey hey you got some good places to go smash some stuff you know what I'm saying you got you want some King want some King yeah go get a Whopper you know what I'm saying MH a W for the Whopper a Whopper for the w a w for the W yeah yeah yeah you Italian yeah I am there you go oh wait we all are we all have some we all have some of that we can say that it's okay mhm but you know yeah dog Town never been yet I I want to go to Jesus Christ where you got the [ __ ] dog town sounds good it is that's what I hear you guys been saying that and I've heard other people say it uh come come by to the new place and we will walk down to do Town dud we should walk down to dark town we going have to make a song about that yeah we should do that we should definitely hey we could actually do that because we have that AI generator thing oh yeah technically we could do that oh that would be dope but we might be dancing in silence so might have our own very own silent disco people look at us through the [ __ ] like that was that one time where I forgot to put the mixure well the thing the thing was for whatever reason muted even though I put the leveler up I don't was weird yeah like you were tripping balls we were get it we get it we just we just made excuses to people thinking that we weren't yeah that's all atin you got the stuff tonight right maybe okay good might have to do an afterburn then we dancing out here all night long anelise is back on with us she [ __ ] missed us so much you couldn't get enough of us oh no there we go there you are hello hi Hi how are you who's [ __ ] it up this time well not me f I'm not not me yeah uhhuh hey whoever Den here whoever denies it defies it whoever denies it defies it you do the rhyme you do the crime you you do the I don't even [ __ ] do the rhyme you do Cy so I'm not even going to try you do the rhyme you get some slime dribbling down your [Music] lips every the worst SMR ever ASMR nightmares well remember you know this this this fake mustache oh my give me a Hoya jeez man you got one of those two hey there's nothing wrong with that mustaches yeah mustache noises oh mustache I shaved mine off so I can't do it right now I was thinking about shaving mine I don't know about that I'm keeping M I'm keeping mine because I'll look I'll look very very young if I uh yeah you'll be you'll be ided right baby yep that's right baby baby he looks like a a fourth grader without I look like I'm 18 again I like a young 20s and I'm like I'm 30 yeah thank you when you shave your face when you shave your face and you go to a a [ __ ] like gas station to buy beer you got to talk like this yeah I'd like to buy some beer thank you so much I'm a real boy I need to see your ID okay that's fine I'm actually 30 years old oh I just want to oh I just want no s up I'm 30 think about it this way though Annie melois that poor bastard oh yeah have a question what's the question how is the how's the little baby oh he's doing good you know we were just talking about him a moment ago he knows he knows how to work computers because as soon as he sees the power button he just goes right for that [ __ ] thing yeah he was smirking when I walked in he was he was giving me the smirk through the you know oh yeah he does he gives you the look you know and he grabs for my beard and starts like pulling on it I'm like dude you will get one of these you will get one of these when you're grown up when you're able to and you can pull on it all you want all you want that's what she [Laughter] said damn an coming out here with she's coming out with it you did [Music] set God damn it sh TI all the sound effects all of them at once yes she loves I've been waiting for that she loves the sound effects can't get enough I like the to no I'm no we don't like that one no don't do it I'm virgin still gives me traa that [ __ ] sound bite no don't do it go back toot don't do it Terminator a virgin yeah oh no awesome get to the chopper get to the chopper get to the chopper no jingle Does It Better yeah he does I know we're gonna miss we're gonna miss his Arnold I know we're going to miss his Arnolds but it's okay cauliflower oh you weren't here for that what happened well we we made made we made the decision to he's got to focus on himself you know he's I don't think this the most I don't think it's the most conducive environment for him to get better I just I really don't I mean he was pretty out of it the last time we were here and he just just kind of up and left and Y I just I I just think it's the best thing for not just us but for him too he's he's really got to get himself just straightened out and I think that's more important than than causing some funnies on the show um but I told him I said you have you have He's Got Talent he's got the person it so I'd like to revisit that again a later dat hell yeah I didn't know I was going to take talk to a lot of people oh my God that was bad dude that was [ __ ] that was hilarious like me doing doing like bavis and bad because it doesn't I do I do terrible to I definitely do I definitely do want to do more prank phone calls like last show if you didn't if you didn't list if you didn't do if you didn't listen to last uh the last episode number 205 I was for the last epod oh yeah they were going crazy on the phone heard we called this one r$5 [ __ ] me well that's the one I'm alluding to so when Matt was here cuz he's originally from Carol North Carolina he gave you some of the numbers from down there right oh wow that's okay so we called this one restaurant he's going through this whole thing and she was on the phone for a good like 15 minutes 20 minutes maybe tops and like you know him and Jerry are going through this whole Spiel all improv no [ __ ] obviously no scripts cuz we don't do that [ __ ] here everything's improv that [ __ ] was so [ __ ] hilarious and she thought it was funny at first she thought it was like she could hear her kind of giggling a couple times but then it started getting serious where like you could hear Jerry say oh he's hit me and then she goes and you can hear in the distance in the phone he's hitting her or something like that and then it starts getting serious and then after all the shit's done like you could tell her tone is different now and you she she you can't talk to them front of the children well then she goes okay since this is such a big order sir you got to put a a fee down like a five 10 I don't know some type of I forget what it was but she's like you have to put some money down before you come and get this so we can hold it for you and he goes I think this is a [ __ ] scam this sounds like a [ __ ] $5 [ __ ] me fee or whatever she goes sir there's no [ __ ] me fee and like this whole thing goes on and then eventually she hangs up now there's a $5 [ __ ] me you cannot [ __ ] me there is A5 [ __ ] you this whole thing goes down she hangs up we we close the show down you know we we get done we wrap everything up we go off the air oh and during this time little did I know cuz we're outside talking you know just we're all just shooting the [ __ ] before Jerry and Matt left meanwhile this lady's calling back to the F our show phone line 855 6225 619 she's leaving voicemails and [ __ ] now what oh yeah I have them on I have them on our on our system oh and the one number the first number she called from was I think the same number we called which is the restaurant she's like oh you know I got a call from this earlier blah blah blah for an order y yada call me back then she called again on another phone line I think this was her cell phone her own personal phone I think she was very concerned that there was some beatings going on like a dis domestic disturbance happening on the phone damn it was a PR I know little they know did I ever tell them did I ever call back absolutely not a so now this woman thinks it's somewhere out there some that's the best part and it's Jerry it's just two GI Jerry she thinks that he was yelling and beating kids and it was just Jerry he was just beating and yelling at he can't yell in front of children was Dy he goes I like how he goes you are not a child you're a grown ass adult woman I love what he said I love the the whole $5 [ __ ] me Fe [ __ ] me yeah so but there's a $5 [ __ ] you anise did you hear that why was no I was just immediately when you said that I'm I was thinking of the old Subway commercial for the um no you yeah so yeah if you go back to that episode which is you know we did this two weeks ago you you'll be able to find that okay we did quite a bit of prank phone calls that night but um I think they there was a little bit of Arnold in there little bit of Arnold yeah I think I think I want to do it differently I I want to start doing more pranks like that but do it like differently everybody gets a chat we should do it like a competition well you got to formally have on the people who can do stuff because like Austin and I don't really we don't really that's not our Jam hey I could do a little you got have you got to have like Dylan and Matt and people that you like people who can do I want to call someone now hey I can do hey I can do yeah this is Tom Anderson I was at your goddamn establishment about 5 days ago with my family my name's Tom Anderson I had a medium rare steak he sound like kill exactly God damn it is that the point yeah I guess I just I was thr me off the name sir Tom Anderson I'd like to place an order wait who is that yeah I'll tell you what son of a hill it's Tom Anderson so Tom Anderson's from beef and but I want to go to Taco Bell and give me a ball blast that's dear Lord i' like a side of burritos godamn it put some beans and sauce on there and I'll take a thing of cockroach in the lip remember that whole thing that happened over at Taco Bell in the 90s where there was a rumor going around that some lady had like cockroach eggs in her burrito or taco yeah but and then like she had cockroach hatch hatches her hatching from her lip like that you know that's [ __ ] right but still it's ter it's like the same [ __ ] that went hey I found a a finger in my chili like Wendy's are some [ __ ] okay you want to know some you want to know why you don't find fingers in chili why because they don't we don't even process it at Wendy's true they literally the meat that they're used is the overcooked hamburgers hey what restaurant are we talking about they call it Wendy's they they oh no Jesus Christ no not the crunch oh no no not 91 the Mexican P yeah I tell you what them goddamn Supreme wraps are worse crumbling than 911 you [ __ ] that's in Taco belt you know the whole Che you want to know the whole cheit thing those big ass they're not as big as you think that's what she said the cheit that's you get catfished dang it like you think they would be like huge but no they're small yeah so they just like line with cheit that's [ __ ] it should be one gigantic cheit over the whole thing one gigantic godamn Che cheit should be making a literal yeah shaped one just for tackle Bell right exactly I mean look at I mean look at Reese's they made those big ass like two [ __ ] like cups of like yeah can somebody here actually explain to me why who okay first of all including you Analise who here has had the Reese's with the chip inside of it I my favorite really that's actually not bad I don't know man I look at this and I I'm like it's not as bad covered pretzel yeah I was going to say I would think it would be kind of like a chocolate covered pretzel as well well think about it this way think about it this way peanut butter and jelly sandwich with with potato chips inside same diff I never had it oh my God you are missing out dud doesn't sound right it adds a little crunch to it it's a little salty but you might as well just put ketchup on this thing you put you put strawberry I might even try some Red Hot on this [ __ ] do do strawberry jam peanut butter and a minute what did you just I might just I might even put oror on my PB&J sandwich just stop it cuz it sounds just stop it what you like old B get out of here know that they actually kind of gives me an idea I think understand what he's saying and I understand what she's saying about the chip but but the chip not not the hot SAU I I kind of have an idea what if you make like a sandwich with you know what's the best combo what's that chocolate bacon chocolate what bacon chocolate bacon o yeah it is actually it is oh my God so is maple so is like maple syrup okay who okay my mom is obsessed with this she says PB and J and Mayo I don't know see Dylan puts Mayo on french fries and I don't I'm sorry sorry is let me rephrase that not PE J PB and mayo oh so peanut may I can't do it my step loves that I don't like Mayo me either I don't even like it on my Burgers dude Dylan literally just glps it on his plate and eats freaking french fries with it just no it looks like [ __ ] why would you want this yeah I don't like it you want it you want it it just looks unappetizing it does I look at this thing and I go I just don't think it has enough flavor to bother being dieron panc bonon pancake yeah see bacon pancak see I don't know I would like bacon pancakes but I would not like Mayo di no mayo unless it's got other flavor here's here's a here's an interesting combination make a PB like a like a make a sandwich but with PB and Nutella and then put like chips in it it would taste like a Reese's no don't not it till you try it it's like these [ __ ] I'm more of a PB and fluff kind of okay I dob and fluff fluff yeah fluff's good fluff is it maybe it you know it's just it's a little weird thing but it's it's still good I don't understand why Oreos and all that like you have Oreos right a nice package of nice uhoh Oreo or chocolate Oreo just regular [ __ ] Oreo right but now they have like apple cinnamon Oreo key lime pie Oreo garbage plate Oreo what are we doing this for when I buy when I buy a package of Oreo I just want my [ __ ] Oreo to be either the vanilla the only Oreo the only two in internal like Flavor changes that I was like might be good was peanut butter or mint okay maybe maybe those two because it still kind of pairs well with chocolate May those but I don't I don't understand pumpkin I mean like I get it people do like chocolate chips with their pumpkin bread and stuff but I like my pumpkin bread like all natural I want to taste the pumpkin that's why I'm eating it so I don't want I don't want chocolate in there cuz the chocolate takes over right I want it all natural ha armpits and legs yeah it's it I think you mentioned pumpkin and I'm like it's already been pumpkin spice Obsession already oh yeah it's not even September yet oh yeah it's not even tomorrow is September wait but I think it was like two days ago though that all the pumpkin SPO stuff open because and all them were already online like pumpkin SP yeah but you know what you guys get way too with excited for pumpkin spice you know I'm I'm a mocha peppermint that's so I can't even talk [ __ ] about the pumpkin spice people apple cider the next season I'm I'm on thank you apple cider I'm an apple I'm an Apple for the fall I'm an apple person and then when you get into the Christmas season then I'm mocha yeah if you near Duncan their apple cider donuts are yes dun Donuts apple yeah apple cider they're so good they're [ __ ] good my God I'm right I'm right by Wickam though Wickam Farms which is they have some I want to go there tasted Donuts do I want to go there too you know I missed that [ __ ] haunted hay ride that they had Williamson so you would go there right it's the longest open it back up no that's it's been gone it's been gone unfortunately I forgot to tell y'all something yeah what's wrong no nothing's the matter I was just thinking because like what I was trying to say is like I'm definitely going to try to be in the area for Halloween I definitely want to try to meet up we might have to do a meet and greet oh [Music] [ __ ] yeah pretty much a meet and scet yeah we could do that no we could me up at dunin Donuts yeah no I like dunan but I need more Tim Horton down here yeah we have a lot of up here I live right by a Timmy hose Timmy hose I got a Timmy hose right up the road oh my God walking distance they're bacon uh bacon was it the bacon tomato club oh it's so good whatever the hell it is bacon turkey turkey bacon and uh tomato or whatever the [ __ ] is Club m one of the best sandwiches the best their WS are pretty good too the best their chicken wraps are pretty good too oh we're going to go rap we're going to go rap okay yeah did they crumble no I didn't no they they actually they actually stayed together actually it didn't crumble like um good good I like like Taco Bell or Wendy's Wendy Wendy's nuts hit your fcking forehead but I just wanted to say thank you of course and we thank you for tuning in every time unless Facebook decides not to tell you because Facebook hates us no it's not that Facebook will't tell me it's like now with work starting to wind down for the summer season it'll be only the weekend yeah that makes sense yeah I can understand that no but except for like October till November um then I but yeah I always try to call in and be like yeah yeah yeah we like what we like when you call but sometimes I definitely blame y'all for that yeah well it's okay we we'll take the blame yeah we can do that yeah we'll do it we'll do it we had a little Dash Man dash man's always the dash man always a little dash of the dash little little Dash wait so is he Mr Dash to Mrs Dash he do it his mom's Miss Mrs Dash he likes to smash the gash and dash I mean the guy she's Mama Dash okay she no we know we were we were more of the shots the shots are more fired from you buddy put your little after message there no Austin makes the show I think I I think well that's why he's the longest that's why he's the longest riging co-host I mean all the other ones dropped like flies yeah they did well I mean like hey I this show wouldn't be a show if it wasn't for m bomb here and wouldn't be a show with Andrea and everyone here it is a complete team effort I just joined in hey I just I just came in out of a whim and I like I just like what he was doing and I was just like you know what I'll I'm going to help you out as best as I can hey you know what I give the credit to those who do these [ __ ] these I mean obviously this is unscripted and everything's all just on the fly but yeah you know there's there's people out there that do that do they host their own shows by themselves but they do a script and they it's just a different style we are not that style like I I just [ __ ] scripts but but that's just it though like we we do this it's genuine it's raw it's uncensored it's unfiltered and that's the way I like it and I want to keep it that way hell yeah know say that's like probably the best way to listen to podcasts honestly yeah I mean I don't want to listen to some [ __ ] all the time that's scripted and like it's just like oh my god did you see this oh I I I heard this on the internet and it's like it's like I don't give a [ __ ] I me yeah we have talking points yeah we do but but but we're not like not stuck to it either right it's not like you know what I mean yeah yeah so I know what you mean Jelly Bean yeah oh here we go okay whatever you said Fred what y'all do is just what we all do is uh is um we cause chaos that's all we do that's what we do mhm and I have a Cricket down here it sounds like and that's not a sound effect it's a real Cricket oh wait is she gone yeah I think so oh no she said a my God you do she said Austin I had enough you so like this is the sound effect for crickets yeah but there's one there is one down here I know this no he's not going oh I heard him I heard him I heard him you little jerk I heard him a little cherk he's swam in I I know I don't I don't know he's swam in see I'm the kind of person that wants to find him so I can release him out into the wild so he doesn't die down here he or she your cat is going to [ __ ] it up well they don't come down here anymore because the whole L box situation wasn't working yeah that just wasn't working had to put it back upstairs which I don't like it but it is what it is and say what I meant to say was I appreciate everything y'all do and it is amazing and inspires me to do something like this eventually well I always tell people yeah go ahead and do it you know do it if you have the if you have the fire in you to do it do it or if you have the water in your basement in studio do it go ahead just do it anyways just do it just do it yeah we took care of that situation but all right wow we're already 2 and a half hours in what the hell have we been doing here I just had I just h i that did I don't I hope I was like turn the oven on yeah Grandma's left in the bathtub oh no I left her in there all this time that's okay she'll be wrinkly like a [ __ ] prune like a raisin she'll soak up all the water oh damn I'm having I need some French bread pizza so I hope he's I hope he saw my message and turn the oven on sounds so good right now well my oven takes forever to turn on so I literally won't be eating french bread pizza till like 9:30 at this rate if he doesn't have the oven on before I get home yeah oh [ __ ] fingers crossed guys fingers crossers crossed all right well you know I mean I don't really care but no you don't care somebody's got to care I care I want pizza but yeah me too do you maybe we should order some I don't know I don't know we'll figure it out anyways um yeah I think that's that's pretty much it for now I think uh I think we'll be on next week I think I don't see anything wrong with that I don't think there's anything crazy happening tomorrow or next week right nothing's going on next week no no it's the uh September uh I've been accidentally I've been accidentally um scheduled for hours I'm not available for we'll see what happens with it yeah so I might have to work but yeah technically I had told them I couldn't work past 6 oh see it all works out so they shouldn't have scheduled me from 5: to 9:30 yeah I don't know if she she might have did by mistake it could be yeah I got to give him the B I haven't heard any changes though yet so we'll see if she remembers yeah we'll see I mean 5050 shot yeah yeah all right Austin you got anything before we sign off you got a new apartment you feeling pretty good about everything right I'm on cloud N9 and I'm I'm happy and I'm I'm enjoying my Independence I'm enjoying my peace I'm enjoying just I'm I get to have friends I can't wait to have you guys over to check come check it out I want to you know I can't wait to have like just have good times great oldies Vibe and just chill yeah that's all that matters that's all it does matter you know do the best you can every single day like Dan silly like Dan silly you know sure bu yeah [ __ ] that's all I got to say about that um yeah for everyone listening in uh you know watching thank you for listening and all that just make sure you head on over to our Facebook page share like and follow and of course most importantly because you'll you'll get a better notification from this because they love us over there like subscribe and hit the Bell on YouTube channel because uh that's what we do here you know what I'm saying but uh until then this uh we're going to wrap everything up we will see you live next week 6 P p.m. eastern time Austin will be here you know doesn't have a 45 minute drive here anymore it's a 20 minute drive it's like a 15 I was like cuts it down yeah cuts it down way low mhm lowow so much better right mhm yeah no I [ __ ] love it I'm like I'm glad I could be like a center of liter almost everything center of attention not really no in the heart of everything the sh of everything yes right at Burger King in dog town so it's all good where there's a heart there's a shark and Austin's in the middle of it same thing with dog town There's a shirt sometimes after dog town oh yeah big time just don't let them use the bathroom aome don't let anybody those those people go in dog Town don't let them use your bathro yeah don't let them stop don't let them in there don't let them do it they might uh damn I'm thinking about now I'm thinking about getting like some dog town you should you live there I actually I haven't had you only got to L 10: just so you know [ __ ] you'll make it you'll be all right all right uh thank you for listening thank you for watching we will be back live next week and uh yeah we'll see you then this is the amb bom effect bye that's it for this week's Show The Fun doesn't have to end here check out our YouTube channel and get us wherever you get your podcast on for more ambam effect content don't get too wrecked and have a great rest of your week see you next time [Music] [Applause] 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