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I had to call him i said hey dad you can't do that he said what you mean i said dad you look crazy on social media he said how i look crazy i said you just look like a sugar daddy that i haven't spoke to in a while he said how i said well dad how does how do people know that you're my dad nobody knows... Read more
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I'm jimmy i'm the host i i've returned from the woods i uh i br relax please i'm frightened i'm i am well that's very nice i i uh i was on summer vacation uh this summer i turned pretty i'm back i had a great summer uh before we get into the show i just want to take a minute to thank the team at the... Read more
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>> stephen: welcome back to "the late show." back with the star of "the old man," jeff bridges pager in the second season of "the old man," premieres tonight. a lot has changed since the first season of the show. including a significant health scare that you had. would you mind expanding to the people... Read more
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♪ ♪ >> stephen: hey, welcome back, everybody. my first guest is an american you might know from his recent trip to paris. >> curry, over the double-team. oh! >> stephen: please welcome back to "the late show," four-time nba champion and now olympic gold medalist, steph curry! [cheers and applause] ♪... Read more
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♪ ♪>> stephen: hey, everybody, we are back with john dickerson from cbs news. quickly before we go onto the debate itself, president trump in a podcast the other day said that he was beaten by a whisker in the 2020 -- he admitted defeat by a whisker and said it a couple times. then tonight david muir... Read more
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So we start the men tell all episode with grant telling his mom that he's going to be the future bachelor and this conversation goes smoother than any conversation has ever gone with my own mom my mom would be like what why am i on speaker elaine satchler i play pickle ball with her why are you talking... Read more
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Our next guest is a member of congress who is doing everything he can to make c-span exciting have you all lost your minds donald trump opposes it because donald trump wants to be president because donald trump has 91 felony counts that he's facing and the only way that those go away and he is not held... Read more
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A few months ago i had the great honor of giving the commencement speech to cornell's graduating class of 2024 i did i don't know why they asked me i did not go to cornell past speakers have included presidents biden and clinton maya angelou and me the guy from hotb time machine 2o and while i gave... Read more
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[applause] so i haven't yet mentioned where my father lies in all of this uh which is really to not give a flying f about any of it cuz uh my dad right he's uh he's from an older generation of fathers he's quite old-fashioned uh old-fashioned racist because he's an older dad you know like oh we got... Read more
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Look at what they did to tyreek hill just just did it on his way to a game tyreek hill the wide receiver four [ __ ] ass [ __ ] cops snatched them out snatched them out but slam them on the ground in in in the the the little video cam he slam on [ __ ] his car is 10 times better than yours that's because... Read more