Category: Entertainment
It's why i think you know bobby like picked me out of the bunch to run with him it's because you know i keep track of every penny i take it very seriously i think there's a moral um commitment you make when you both give money and take money and i'm very strict about that um immigrants tend to be really... Read more
Category: News & Politics
Government is is more than just a bunch of people with policies what government actually is is it's a transactional body that's all it is it's policies tell us like how we spend that money but the reality is is it's it is a transactional vehicle and one of the best things to increase productivity accountability... Read more
Category: Entertainment
[संगीत] यह आदमी एक पेशेवर चोर है सबसे पहले वह एक न्यूज़पेपर चोरी करता है फिर रास्ते में उसे एक बूढ़ा मिलता है जिससे वह बस हाय बोलकर निकल जाता है फिर यह चोर एक शॉपिंग मॉल के अंदर जाता है मॉल में घुसते ही वह बड़े मजे से अलग-अलग चीजों को छुपाकर दूसरे कस्टमर्स के बैग में डालने लगता है जैसे ही कस्टमर्स बाहर निकलते हैं मॉल का अलार्म बचने लगता है सिक्योरिटी गार्ड्स हर कस्टमर को रोकने लगते हैं और हर बार लगता है कि मॉल का अलार्म खराब है... Read more
Category: Entertainment
I have no regrets when it comes to my producing career the only thing i wish i'd produced was a condom on the night my mother and i conceived you i really hope you' misread that i mean i hope it says your mother i mean i know people have preconceptions about posh familyes and incest but i assure you... Read more
Category: News & Politics
[music] before the break we asked in greek mythology which musical instrument does apollo play we gave you a flute a drum and the last one is a liar it is a [music] liar apollo the god of music apollo plays a lie which is like a kind of a loot not that we know any better what a lo loot and a lie similar... Read more
Category: Comedy
[applause] thanks for being here thank you for having me but um congratulations cu i know uh you had a baby how long ago it's baby night here but how long ago do you have a baby she six months but before we get into anything charlie is very upset with you and does not know how to handle it charlie's... Read more
Category: Comedy
Got the got the spray on tan the the waxed eyebrows the the pec implants hallogen teeth the bleached anus the scrotal tuck nipple enlargement taint augmentation but i got to admit i envy you you've got boatloads of money three tv shows and still even with all the work you've had done you can walk down... Read more
Category: Entertainment
You shouldn't be scared of a roast you should be scared of gout i don't get any of that what you do you get gout i don't with your diet i have never got gout you always do this thing you have a medical shoe you have a special shoe that you have to wear when you have gout flareups you're just lying i'm... Read more
Category: Comedy
Our next guest is yet another handsome man with the face of a greek god and skin like a baby dolphin is extremely animated new movie is called migration come on we got to get ready mac ready for what nothing just you know for our big super fun family migration what h bet you didn't see that coming are... Read more
Category: Film & Animation
[music] and it's an incredibly terrifying experience to make something very personal why did we do it i don't it's psychologically it's a question for many many people sick but what i mean you were saying kind of some insightful things about what it did to prepare you for um putting out something so... Read more
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How are you very well so john i have to hear like when you're working and collaborating obviously so closely with noah the ep on this project like how much are you able to personally intermix like from you is it just listen this is noah's vision i'm hitting the ground running with it the ability to... Read more
Category: Entertainment
welcome. welcome one and all in here, out there, all around the world. to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. make no mistake. we are live right now! coming to you from the ed sullivan theater after the first presidential debate. harris v. trump. kamala versus the trauma-la. donald versus... Read more