Category: Comedy
I bought an eagle like just because i'm such a big football fan the philadelphia eagles are it's like everything to me so i bought an eagle it lives at my house i'm serious that's dude i got to i got if you google right now i know for a fact what are you talking about google it google it i don't want... Read more
Category: Comedy
Speaking of baroni you were the roast master at the comedy central roast of justin bieber that taped on saturday night yeah we just taped it and how did that go uh it went a little rough yeah a little rough Read more
Category: Comedy
-guys, just a quick mention that this friday is the golf matchup everyone is talking about. it will be settled once and for all. that's right, i'm talking about the cardigan classic i challenged... [ applause ] i challenged dj khaled to a golf match. he looks like a fun guy to play with and he's really... Read more
Category: Comedy
Said holding a grudge is like drinking poison and hoping it kills the other person first of all that's amazing and i'm pissed off that that i didn't know that cuz that was a real bad moment for me as a black man cuz he said know everything every black man has ever said no no but the way you said it... Read more
Category: Comedy
-i'm sorry if i -- if i seem a little distracted. i'm still thinking about this nightmare i had last night. or should i say my tonightmare? [ thunder crashes, woman screams ] i was alone, lost in the middle of a corn maze. it was getting dark, and i couldn't find my way out. ♪♪ i started to panic. i... Read more
Category: Comedy
-finally, guys, it's monday. it's time for "wepost." here we go. -whoa! -♪ wepost ♪ ♪♪ ♪ wepost ♪ -welcome to "wepost." this is where we, as a group, decide something we should post on socials. i'm gonna show you five different posts, and we're all gonna vote on whether you like each one or not. and... Read more
Category: Comedy
[ knock on door ] -hey, demi. -hey, jimmy. -i'm so happy you're here. thanks so much for being on the show. you look fantastic! -well, yes. i mean, you see how i dress to appear on "the tonight show"? very demi moore, very mindful. i mean, i don't come to "the tonight show" with a green-cut crease.... Read more
Category: Comedy
-justin, there's so much i have to talk to you about. you've been promoting this film now all over the world. -yes. -where were you just yesterday? -just yesterday, i was in, uh -- in italy. and we just got back last night. yeah. -and you also got engaged, by the way. -yes, thank you. -congratulations.... Read more
Category: Entertainment
वो सुभान कैसा है उसे होश आया क्या ठीक है ना बोलिए कुछ सुभान कैसा है पहले ऐसा लगा था कि उन्हें बचाना मुश्किल होगा पर पिछले आधे घंटे में पता नहीं क्या चमत्कार हुआ उनके सारे वाइटल बिल्कुल सही आने लगे [संगीत] अब डॉक्टर का कहना है कि उन्हें जल्दी होश आ सकता [संगीत] है अल्लाह का लाख लाख शुक्र अगर हमारी सुभान को कुछ हो जाता तो हम कैसे जीते तूने हमारी दुआएं सुन ली मेरे मौला अरे दुआए क्यों नहीं सुनेगा आप यह तो मन्नत की दुआओं का असर है मन्नत ने सुभान की सलामती... Read more
Category: Science & Technology
Für dr wisst ihr was da los ist komm zu papa baby was hat diese zellulose was ich nicht habe ein titel nervenersatzoption bei nervenkompression der mittelhand bei offener minimal invasiver op dann ist es fertig ich habe noch nicht mal ein thema dafür hast du eine schicke neue haarfarbe gibt es nichts... Read more
Category: Comedy
[applause] thanks for being here thank you for having me but um congratulations cu i know uh you had a baby how long ago it's baby night here but how long ago do you have a baby she six months but before we get into anything charlie is very upset with you and does not know how to handle it charlie's... Read more
Category: Comedy
Der ist vorbei würde es vorbei breckle corona statt fast alle endlich eine komische kleinste problem sowieso sind der maßstab und annemie schön forsch und beim wettschießen reihe vorbeikommt kann sie jungen der gerne den turinern also kein stempel und dann nicht nur den genau wie wenn eine mücke tod... Read more