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Lived in new york and i remember that they stopped do you remember this they stopped all flights in boston and new york they stopped all rides to the airport uh in private cars you could only take a taxi yeah because what better way of stemming the flow of muslims than only allowing taxis to drive to... Read more
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Now 2024 debate between vice president kla harris and former vice former president would happen they said it wouldn't happen because trump was trying to run away but now no audience though which i pr you donald trump said nop it probably wasn't going to get too rowdy yeah that's probably why i think... Read more
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In springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating the pets of the people that live there they're eating dogs and cats and hamsters i saw it on tv they took my dog cooked it barbecue i saw it they ate lassie rentin tin they've eaten benji they've eaten... Read more
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♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: hey, everybody. welcome back to "the late show." folks, my next guest is an emmy-nominated actor you know from "dunkirk," "mary queen of scots," and as river cartwright in "slow horses." please welcome to "the late show," jack lowden. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ good... Read more
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[cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. ladies and gentlemen, my guest tonight has made history as the first black woman to serve on the u.s. supreme court and has just written a book about her life called "lovely one." please welcome to "the late show," supreme court justice ketanji... Read more
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Joe rogan podcast check it out the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day what's up nice to meet you great to meet you too thank you thanks for being here of course yeah of course i'm here right of course i'm going to of course i'm going to do this i'm gl glad you're doing... Read more