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Category: People & Blogs

The daily show debate wrap up a hilarious take on the political circus welcome to the daily show john stewart with his signature wit delivers a comedic analysis of the second presidential debate in a way only he can john begins by humorously emphasizing that while this may be the second debate it feels... Read more

Category: Comedy

[theme music] we just witnessed a debate between president joseph robinette biden versus former president donald robinette trump. [laughter] it was a highly anticipated affair, according to the network that was running it. the first biden trump debate a little over one month away right here on cnn.... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Hey everyone welcome back to the channel today we're diving deep into the life of one of hollywood's most charismatic stars tyrese gibson from his heartwarming role as a father to his two beautiful daughters to the loving bond he shares with his wife tyrese's personal life is just as fascinating as... Read more

Category: Comedy

I knew there would be some wu-tang apparel when you walked out there. well, after you sung the praises of wu-tang at your chicago convention show. you saw that? yeah, of course i did. you talked about how that era, 1991-1995, four best years in american history. i agreed. - you agree, right? - i agreed.... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Im podcast "die deutschen" äußerte sich  luke mockridge (35) über menschen mit   behinderung und löste damit eine welle  der empörung aus. der comedian sagte:   "es gibt menschen ohne beine und arme, die wirft  man in ein becken – und wer als letzter ertrinkt,   der hat halt gewonnen." daraufhin zeigten... Read more

Category: Comedy

So a storied career. you're one of the first employees at microsoft. you become a ceo of microsoft. you own the los angeles clippers. you have this dream life that, as a kid, you probably never even thought those were the heights that you might be able to attain. and in that moment, you turn your attention... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome to the daily show. i am jordan klepper. we got so much to talk about tonight. kamala and trump prepare for tomorrow night's debate. we hunt down the person who's sending you all those campaign emails. and dick cheney is once again taking shots at his republican friends. so, let's get into our... Read more

Category: Comedy

Please welcome hannah berner. [cheering, applause] n/a n/a i mean, look, this is amazing. this is-- you're so daily show. i tried to match the energy. yeah. [laughs] [cheering, applause] that's great. that's great. congrats on your special. - thank you. it's doing great. its very funny. i feel like... Read more

Category: Comedy

- [questioner] what are your thoughts on the tennis in "challengers"? - oh, great. you have an opinion on this. you mean the movie "challengers"? yeah. - i've talked so much shit about this movie. and i support women in the arts. zendaya is like my favorite. i love that they put a woman in sports. it's... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Hey guys i was like a minute late because i tried to remove a background that was in streamyard i think i did that when i was doing my little new year's eve party so first of all let me get my hands washed okay i'm working on some bread right now hold on what time is it right now 11:17 california time... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

In the world of hollywood there are few names that evoke as much warmth and nostalgia as reginald v johnson famous for his iconic roles in family matters and die hard this beloved actor has fascinated audiences for decades but behind the hollywood glamour lies a rumored lifestyle whose sexuality has... Read more

Category: Comedy

Cold shower good to be here i have a little cold i have a cold because uh i have a shower in my house i don't know if anyone else has this where it takes me an hour to take a shower i have the shower where you you cannot get the accurate temperature setting i don't know yeah you know how annoying that... Read more

Category: Comedy

David cross i don't remember when you talked about this was it was either on a podcast or there was like a guardian interview with you where you're just talking about cocaine doing cocaine in england yeah where where did did i read that or i heard you talk about it do you remember doing a lot of cocaine... Read more

Category: Comedy

Traci stumf - my own college i didn't go to college yeah yeah thank you you know i'm okay with the fact that i didn't go to college it's the entire world that is not okay with the fact that i did not go to college and when you don't go to college you notice stuff about life you know like what i've noticed... Read more

Category: Comedy

Please welcome back to the program, bill o'reilly. sir. [crowd cheering] [music playing] come on out. take your time. thanks for having me. - take your time. - appreciate it. - william. - yes, sir? our country, we are in such a dangerous moment. you've written books on almost every assassination. you... Read more

Category: Comedy

(bright music) - it was kamala's night and her opportunity. (audience cheering) hold on one second, hold on. she's not here either. (audience laughing) no beyonce, no kamala. (audience laughing) okay. hey, hey, tickets are free, (bleep). (audience laughing) (audience cheering) it was kamala's night... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Name is to me his name is prophet williams oh my goodness i've been blessed by your [music] presence prophet cat williams man's a prophet my god my god my god the littlest prophet you'll ever see [music] he's a prophet he's a prophet i wonder how many glasses of alcohol he had [music] Read more

Category: Film & Animation

How you doing tyrese thank you for coming on my talk show today now why do you think so many people are mad and getting jealous of that fine sucking it man on club sh sh me shannon sharp y'all want them numbers but y'all not going to get them numbers oh wait a minute why we whispering oh never mind... Read more

Category: Comedy

I like my women like i like my guitar guitar with a long neck and a g string i women like i like my table table i like my women like i like my table brown and an all fours women like i like my my my iphone an upgrade every year i love my women like i like my my what underwear underwear white and tight... Read more

Category: Comedy

Reporting live from hyper clubhouse in atlanta for comedy hype news i'm symphony thompson as the auction for dame dash's oneir stake in rockefeller records approaches speculation on who will be the new owner continues now of course whoever ends up with the 33% state will share ownership with big and... Read more