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Category: Comedy

शीप को छोड़ दो [संगीत] जल्दी लेकिन तुम्हें यह पता नहीं होगा कि डॉक्टर ब्रायन अपनी वेनिस की लेबोरेटरी में चोरी छुपे तबाही का एक हथियार बना रहे हैं जिसका नाम है मेडूसा सिरप आ लेकिन तुम नहीं जानते कि वो ऑक्टोपस डक देव हरिया तेल का इस्तेमाल नहीं कर पाएगा मेडूसा सीरम मेडूसा सीरम फेल हो गया है हा ये इसने सही काहा इन्ह दिखाओ रको तुमने तुमने मेडूसा सिरम चुरा लिया हां सीरम चुरा लिया दुनिया बचा ली तुम्हारा काम आसान कर दिया थैंक यू कह सकते हो डेब [संगीत] Read more

Category: Gaming

Not feeling too well not feeling great hey man how's it going buddy it's me where did i come from oh no you're the one i don't even know you're the one to them man here i have a friend hey hi chris hi chris oh what have i done to myself let me do it again oh that was a like button look at it go to the... Read more

Category: Comedy

Okay thank god you know what's crazy look about kevin and i know you're shooting the show and the audience will love this too because they probably feel the same way kevin to me is like he's like a little gremlin that i just i just want to take him and throw him into oncoming traffic my name is dwayne... Read more

Category: Gaming

Executed oh i ripped his nuts off out oh it's right there right here i can't see anything they're shooting they're spraying at us get awayy oh my god they're on my back oh rip his claw off and dip it in melted butter in the grim darkness of the far future there is only war holy what's happening hell... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Ninja [ __ ] himself publicly because someone made the most obvious joke possible from his previous tweet to finish [ __ ] have us seen all weekend have these college uh and nfl football there's out kickers that just miss kicks feel like there has to be pool of kickers in usa that won't miss simple... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

I saw this image for our film that had gone been released and i noticed the horse and i was like whoa that's a interesting choice i don't know if i approved that i'm pretty sure florence wouldn't have approved that you know it wasn't approved it leaked yeah so i saw that and i was like oh that's a choice... Read more

Category: Education

र मोमेंट इन फुटबल फर मोर इंटरेस्टिंग वीडियो प्लीज सब्सक्राइब ू माय चैनल थैंक यर न [संगीत] Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] i don't think so no no no no i don't think so no no no no it's never ever ever ever ever ever going to [music] happen i don't think so no no no no i don't think so no no no no Read more

Category: Entertainment

दोस्तों क्या आप छह डिशेस को इस वाले टावर में एक मिनट से भी कम समय में पहुंचा सकते हो ये है टावर ऑफ हनोई एक मस्त गेमिंग पहेली जो आपके दिमाग की कसरत कराएगी तो तीन टावर्स हैं और आपके पास हैं चह डिश और डिश को पहले टावर से उठाकर तीसरे टावर में ले जाना रूल्स ध्यान से सुनो एक एक बार में सिर्फ एक डिश ही ले जाओ दूसरी कभी भी बड़े डिश को छोटे डिश के ऊपर मत रखना तीन हमेशा ऊपर वाली डिश को उठाओ ये पहेली आपकी मंडेज हो मैथ्स मिंटज और... Read more

Category: Comedy

Here's a good impression of dwayne johnson the people's hero okay mr dwayne could you sign my belt he's like come on man he throws kids off with signals to take their minds off of what they asked for mr dwayne get order hey hey hey Read more

Category: Comedy

Speaking of baroni you were the roast master at the comedy central roast of justin bieber that taped on saturday night yeah we just taped it and how did that go uh it went a little rough yeah a little rough Read more

Category: Comedy

Said holding a grudge is like drinking poison and hoping it kills the other person first of all that's amazing and i'm pissed off that that i didn't know that cuz that was a real bad moment for me as a black man cuz he said know everything every black man has ever said no no but the way you said it... Read more

Category: Comedy

I bought an eagle like just because i'm such a big football fan the philadelphia eagles are it's like everything to me so i bought an eagle it lives at my house i'm serious that's dude i got to i got if you google right now i know for a fact what are you talking about google it google it i don't want... Read more

Category: Comedy

No you think i hire on the list i just didn't i didn't see you making a list at all what are you talking about maybe you should take your sunglass off inside no too bright in here for you too bright in here for you look at this look at this stud look at this st this is not stud man this is stud no yes... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Do you know how much i love you i love you more than everything [music] Read more

Category: Education

भाई देखना अभी कितना मजा आएगा अभी देखते र देखो भाई य चोर चोरी करने बैग लेके आया था यकी गाड़ी ले गया भाई तुम ले जाओ चलो गाड़ी मैं ले जाता हूं ये दोनों झगड़ रहे भाई गाड़ी क्यों छोड़ दिया तुम गाड़ी अभी फर से आया बग भी ले गया भाई चोरी ऐसे किया जाता है आप भी ऐसे ही करो भाई है देखना भाई बहुत मजा आ रहा है जा रहा है ओ चर लोग आ गए बी में ड़ी उसका गाड़ी लेके भाग गए भाई उसका बैग लेके ही गया दोनों ड़ रहे हैं भाई नहीं भाई ऐसे चोरी मत करना देखो... Read more

Category: Comedy

Talk me like that Read more

Category: Gaming

Is t1 going to do maai i b a z rumble poy maybe on blue [music] side b already noani maai i normally against h you bani maai i there's signal first pi up trade said loses is up up may didn't have the most insp build but may now t need to be careful here not to blind siani because if they do that they're... Read more

Category: Gaming

Oh so we're uneven now what the happen what happens now um honestly i don't know you only need like one or one just one yeah okay it's gonna be like dwayne the rock johnson joins vc he said he'll be on in a few minutes i'm still not saying is it someone i know yes start guessing is it wolf a [ __ ]... Read more

Category: Gaming

Oh mein gott der herobrine wither einfach oh mein gott h ich wurde einfach gebannt leute heute spielen wieder eine fresche neue folge minecraft one block aber heute mit einem ganz besonderen block die sieht auch ganz ganz komisch aus leute ich gehe mal hier in first person leute bum das hier ist der... Read more