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Jimmy Kimmel Breaks Down the Presidential Debate Between Donald Trump & Kamala Harris
Category: People & Blogs
Un word she totally freaking slated home dog i mean my girl was poised articulate and laid out a bitching vision for the future of this bitching nation she knocked it out of the skate park bro Read more
Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe Talk About Attending the Paris Olympics as Fans
Category: People & Blogs
-our next guests are two legendary athletes, and between them have seven olympic medals, two world cup championships, four wnba championships, and many, many more awards that i don't have enough time to list here. their new episodes of their podcast, "a touch more," air wednesdays on youtube, apple,... Read more
Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe Dedicated a Segment for Bickering on Their Podcast A Touch More
Category: People & Blogs
-we're back with sue bird and megan rapinoe. you guys, i'm so happy to have you here. i'm so happy. you have your own podcast. this started on instagram live during the pandemic. -yes. -and whose idea was it first to start recording you guys having conversations? -i think that might have been yours,... Read more
Travis Kelce roasts brother Jason's too small shirt in Monday Night Football debut
Category: News & Politics
Travis ky supp fun at his a brother justin kelsey were a sporting a shirt that was too a small on his a monday night a countdown debate the f former aelia eagles player 36 was introduced by a espn host escort ban built banfil and who explains that the r athlet was a weing white a button up shot he a... Read more
Dick Cheney Endorses Harris | Stephen Makes Trump's Enemy List | Guy Fieri's Mistaken Identity
Category: Entertainment
Welcome to the late show i'm your host stepen colar and it is you know that is oh yeah you know that electricity in this room it is it is debate night eve okay so don't forget to put out some milk and cookies for santa and then give him two minutes for a rebuttal this actually might be the only debate... Read more
Trump Wants to Lock Up Late Night Hosts, Prepares to Debate Kamala & Melania Has a New Book
Category: Comedy
Thank you for watching thank you for thir time i appreciate you braving the the intense heat to join us here in hollywood and while i have your attention i just want to take a minute to give thanks to whoever it was who invented air conditioning i mean man oh man we should be thanking god for that person... Read more
Michael Douglas Explores The Causes Of Our Political Polarization In “America’s Burning”
Category: Entertainment
[cheers and applause] >> stephen: hey, everybody. we're back with michael douglas. one scene, one scene got a lot of attention. you improvised something that people do not expect but you believe is important and appropriate to the period. can you explain what happened? >> michael: it was, stephen. i... Read more
Eddie Redmayne Got Hacked and Accidentally Asked Warren Beatty and Jamie Dornan for Money
Category: People & Blogs
-we're back with eddie redmayne, and i'm so appreciative that you're here. this is a show night, and you mentioned you're on stage most of the night, but you're also, you're not just standing on stage. here's another art card of a sort of jump that i could only do maybe once, and i feel like you're... Read more
Eddie Redmayne's Kids Are Terrified of His Cabaret Character
Category: People & Blogs
-our first guest tonight is an academy award and tony-winning actor you know from movies like "the theory of everything," "the danish girl," and the "fantastic beasts" franchise. he is currently tony nominated for his work in "cabaret" at the kit kat club, which is playing at the august wilson theater... Read more
Jimmy Kimmel Cheekily Reacts To Jimmy Fallon’s Late-Night Episode Cancellation
Category: News & Politics
Jimmy kimmel cheekily reacts to jimmy fallon’s late-night episode cancellation Read more
Rep Eric Swalwell on Republican Politicians Being Fake, Trump’s Huge Ego & What Kamala Harris Brings
Category: Comedy
Our next guest is a member of congress who is doing everything he can to make c-span exciting have you all lost your minds donald trump opposes it because donald trump wants to be president because donald trump has 91 felony counts that he's facing and the only way that those go away and he is not held... Read more
Kumail Nanjiani on Taking His 15-Year-Old Cat Bagel to the Vet & Learning About Duck Penises
Category: Comedy
Our next guest is yet another handsome man with the face of a greek god and skin like a baby dolphin is extremely animated new movie is called migration come on we got to get ready mac ready for what nothing just you know for our big super fun family migration what h bet you didn't see that coming are... Read more
Guest Host Kumail Nanjiani on Trump Bashing Clooney, Biden at NATO & a VERY Honest Graduation Speech
Category: Comedy
Welcome to jimmy k live i am your guest host c nani thank you for coming this is my first time ever hosting a late night talk show never done it before i am so excited to be here what a super chill time to be doing a topical monologue on national television just sharing your personal opinions with millions... Read more
Nikki Glaser on Following Taylor Swift Around Europe, People Trolling Her & Becoming a Musician
Category: Comedy
Our first guest tonight is a funny and talented comedian tickets for her alive and unwell tour are available at nikki glazer docomo welcome nikki [applause] glazer thank you so much for doing this you so good at this what never you the whole point to where i'm supposed to sit well as if there was anywhere... Read more
Kumail Nanjiani Delivers Brutally Honest Graduation Speech
Category: Comedy
A few months ago i had the great honor of giving the commencement speech to cornell's graduating class of 2024 i did i don't know why they asked me i did not go to cornell past speakers have included presidents biden and clinton maya angelou and me the guy from hotb time machine 2o and while i gave... Read more
Kumail Nanjiani on Guest Hosting Kimmel, Working with Steve Martin and Martin Short & the Olympics
Category: Comedy
Our first guest tonight is a very talented man uh who joins an army of other very talented people including steve martin and martin short you can see season four of only murders in the building on hulu now please welcome kumel nan [applause] johnny wow wow very good to see you and i must say thank you... Read more
Walmart Recalled Apple Juice in 25 States Due to High Arsenic Levels
Category: Comedy
Walmart recalled apple juice sold in 25 states due to elevated arsenic levels a but the arsenic is my favorite part Read more
Trump Said the Word "Weird" 11 Times in 30 Seconds During Fox Town Hall
Category: People & Blogs
-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. in a fox news town hall last night, former president trump said the word "weird" 11 times in about 30 seconds. and good thing he stopped at 11, because 12 times would... Read more
Why Olympic Gold Medalist Stephen Curry Is Called "The Devil" In France
Category: Entertainment
♪ ♪ >> stephen: hey, welcome back, everybody. my first guest is an american you might know from his recent trip to paris. >> curry, over the double-team. oh! >> stephen: please welcome back to "the late show," four-time nba champion and now olympic gold medalist, steph curry! [cheers and applause] ♪... Read more
I am not f***in interested. Jake Gyllenhaal edit #movies #series #shorts #shortsvideo #edit
Category: Film & Animation
You asking me questions what does this mean what does that mean i feel like grabbing you by your ears right now and screaming in your face i'm not [ __ ] interested Read more