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Category: People & Blogs

I think i think football players are the most athletic they can jump the highest they can run the fastest they're the strongest they're the toughest yeah i'm not saying that other other sports baseball or whatever sports but i'm talking about if you talk about athlete for athlete football baseball basketball... Read more

Category: Comedy

Cold shower good to be here i have a little cold i have a cold because uh i have a shower in my house i don't know if anyone else has this where it takes me an hour to take a shower i have the shower where you you cannot get the accurate temperature setting i don't know yeah you know how annoying that... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

*do you know how much money you  could make just by being on the   sidelines of one of the biggest  tennis tournaments in the world?* today, we’re diving into the fascinating story  of paige lorenze, a rising social media star   who's turning her relationship with tennis star  tommy paul into a multi-million... Read more

Category: Comedy

But anything sets me off just anything i just see those david wams books oh i hate them know those kids books is oh i got on strike in my house i refused to read them to my kids so i'm not reading it i'm not my wife says it's because i'm a bitter twisted jealous pathetic husk of a man who's lost all... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[musik] mein vater hat meine mutter verlassen weil sie nicht mehr jung und attraktiv genug war und ist zurückgekommen als es vielleicht schon zu spät war [musik] hallo sieh du gut aus wie s die sahne auf dem kakao dein alters genossen hey alter sie haben me von der entscheidung ihrer mutter berichtet... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[musik] mein vater hat meine mutter verlassen weil sie nicht mehr jung und attraktiv genug war und ist zurückgekommen als es vielleicht schon zu spät war [musik] hallo sieh du gut aus wie s die sahne auf dem kakao dein alters genossen hey alter sie haben me von der entscheidung ihrer mutter berichtet... Read more

Category: Comedy

What former nfl quarterback always has the hardest time with directions andre where Read more

Category: Comedy

Intro first this evening is an emmy winner who spent five bonneted seasons on the handmaid's tail and her new limited series is called the [music] [applause] [music] veil where is she here the veil premieres in april on hulu please welcome elizabeth [applause] moss hi so i feel like i should ask are... Read more

Category: Entertainment

So you're the queen of late night because you're the only one you're the only female light you're the only one there to be queen by default you are the queen of late night the real question is why aren't there more women in late night yeah i agree it was interesting because i was surprised that so much... Read more

Category: Entertainment

You're a standup by trade right you would say that so how old were you when you started doing standup 16 and what was your first gig oh i was doing churches oh yeah i was that's the only place i was allowed to perform and what kind of jokes do you tell at a church you know i think i told a lot of jokes... Read more

Category: Comedy

Traci stumf - my own college i didn't go to college yeah yeah thank you you know i'm okay with the fact that i didn't go to college it's the entire world that is not okay with the fact that i did not go to college and when you don't go to college you notice stuff about life you know like what i've noticed... Read more

Category: Comedy

Please welcome back to the program, bill o'reilly. sir. [crowd cheering] [music playing] come on out. take your time. thanks for having me. - take your time. - appreciate it. - william. - yes, sir? our country, we are in such a dangerous moment. you've written books on almost every assassination. you... Read more

Category: Sports

Well, well, the lsu tigers. yeah. welcome to vegas. you don't live here. you don't welcome me to vegas. i welcome- you know what i hope you left your electric car and yoga mat in california. haha. good one. yeah. i brought the yoga mat. this is sec football. this ain't the pac-12 or pac-4 or however... Read more

Category: Comedy

After six seasons starring on the beloved television show this is us our first guest is back in the movies he stars alongside two hemsworths and a russell crow in land of bad it opens the theaters february 16th please welcome milo vent [applause] [music] [applause] amilia and what's up man congratulations... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Intro [music] hello everybody welcome to telly talk we talk about life growth relationships and all things in between i have uh my poker buddy over here he is an actor basketball player comedian and father mhm big baby glenn davis oh hey oh we got drinks we got drinks and shots for you cheers okay cheers... Read more

Category: Comedy

(bright music) - it was kamala's night and her opportunity. (audience cheering) hold on one second, hold on. she's not here either. (audience laughing) no beyonce, no kamala. (audience laughing) okay. hey, hey, tickets are free, (bleep). (audience laughing) (audience cheering) it was kamala's night... Read more

Category: Comedy

I had to call him i said hey dad you can't do that he said what you mean i said dad you look crazy on social media he said how i look crazy i said you just look like a sugar daddy that i haven't spoke to in a while he said how i said well dad how does how do people know that you're my dad nobody knows... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Hausmeister sprechstunde wie ich das liebe halt hause wer bist du denn hey hey hey das heißt guten tag guten tag guten tag herr krause lothar krause na wie heißt du dann wenn der user nach was willst du hier ja ich bin hier einmal jahr gezogen das haus und wollte mich kurz vorstellen jetzt richtig hinter... Read more

Category: Comedy

I like my women like i like my guitar guitar with a long neck and a g string i women like i like my table table i like my women like i like my table brown and an all fours women like i like my my my iphone an upgrade every year i love my women like i like my my what underwear underwear white and tight... Read more

Category: Comedy

Two nfl jets football players were  walking through the woods one of   them says dude look a dead bird and  the other one looks up and says where Read more