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Category: Comedy

There you go that's gate 11 okay who's next please meanwhile back at checkin it's a very special day for this happy couple where are you flying to today disneyland los angeles we're getting married in disneyland a congratulations yeah thanks right just need to washer a couple of security questions did... Read more

Category: Comedy

It's 11:30 and at the france airways check-in two passengers are becoming very angry obviously we are not going to wield the swords on the plane we are from the bmbr rs the what the british medieval battle reenactment society you are not allowed to take dangerous weapons onto the plane yes but we need... Read more

Category: Comedy

Vicky polard you have been charged with shoplifting on the 11th of april it is alleged you went into the kk skin branch of super drug once there you attempted to steal an eyeliner pencil and a can of red bull by concealing them in your leggings now in the face of the overwhelming evidence we've heard... Read more

Category: Comedy

After last week's disaster flyo gave us two free tickets to peru so far so good we're flying over the i'm talking you're talking we can't both be talking sorry judas apology accepted on this occasion peter thank you judas so we're on the plane flying over the andes now the first disappointment was there... Read more

Category: Entertainment

When we boarded peter sorry judith when we boarded the flylo cruise liner we were shown to our quarters in the bows of the ship only to discover that our cabin was flooded way steep with sea water but we thought oh h let's get on with it it's only our bottom half they're going to get wet so we set sail... Read more

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But now i was frightened again and ran home without stopping pfre you'll take over top of page 116 my sister mr joei had brought me up by hand knowing her to have a hard and heavy hand in the johnson you take over in the habit of laying it upon her husband as well as upon me i suppose back to johnson... Read more