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been two weeks now and I still haven't received your law Kitchener knew because what happened was was I was going around cars but then whole thing out M shell Todd is a [ __ ] anyway has been completely going around saying that Destiny stole money out R's PR but iin not even spoken to relle because she like Dash M ha VI I'm not interested in that I'm more interested in in your coursework you because what happened was was this whole thing at I don't even know nothing about because Ashley kram has been going around saying that saman's brother smells a m but anyway sh never even sto no car so shab Vicky have you even started this essay new but but new yeah new yeah but new because I'm not even going on the pill because n reckons i St me from getting pregnant you know if I don't get this EP by the end of the week I'm going to have to fail you yeah but Lu Baron Ed the whole bottle of fans into Shannon's bag but anyway L re finger my bacon around the back of the language lab Vicki do you want to pass your GCS GCS what don't they give me evos yesterday's test did not make for happy reading Mitra the answer to question two was golden Wonder not KP Phillips how many times you need to be told red for ready salted blue for salt and vinegar for tell the two variables on the graph were pickled onion and prawn cocktail Wilson you could have had cheese an Owen or Smoky Beckham there is no such flavor as prawn colore hepes please note monster Munch's maze base this was all covered in the first term I put me frazzles Dent are not Quavers they look like rashers for Pete's sake the clue is in the bag yes you got 95% well done I particularly enjoyed your diagram of a wats it Irving number five was Oxbow Lakes otherwise good where is Irving he's having his tunos out sir and finally P three best before pack now about this essay i d it y I have uh one or two problems with it what was Lord kitchener's role in World War one no but yeah in World War I or suing there was this bloke right called kitchen or suing or nothing who done this thing but he ain't even not done it so shut up anyway Kathy reckons you saw candies getting off with Tony toer toer yeah in Foot Locker but anyway don't listen to her because she's got one tip bigger than the other thinky they simply won't do wait is there a problem with spelling right you may have noticed we have a new boy here today his name is Charlie and I don't want any of you to treat him any differently say hello to everybody Charlie [Music] hlie yes he's a dog okay gang now for today's General Studies I've invited someone along who used to be a pupil at this school her name is Vicki po some of you may remember her I said sorry now I'm sure Vicki won't mind me saying that she used to be bit of a tear away um she got caught shoplifting was sent to a young offenders institution um became pregnant at 14 and had the baby taken into care but she's turned her life around um she's now got a job at Boots a small flat and is taking a part-time course in is it Ren reading and she's here today to tell us all a little bit about her experiences so um all right over to you Vicki shut up I ain't done nothing and if any one says I did they get beaten right thanks um anybody any questions that they want to ask um yeah Jordan yeah what' you Nick sh I never KN nothing apart from like one thing like one other thing like a few other things but apart from that I never KN nothing have you been speaking to Wayne dug cuz let me tell you about way Dugen Right Way Dugen bked off PE went in the locker room and took a slash all over Elliot Nathan's brand new Adidas bag now it's going to tell the ho year n that Wayne D's highlighter P okay uh let's have another one um yeah Harmony have you got a criminal record yeah but you just Li about that cuz new me sure we she Reon her that killed this man but he just lied and said he never know's got this really good job putting the jam and Jammy Dodges okay um one more yeah D what's bort still like oh my God it's like so brilliant it's so much better than school cuz there's no lessons or homework or nothing and like there's people getting beaten up and once this really funny thing happened because this girl got locked in the fridge and nearly died okay uh thanks a lot for here's a lot for us to think about there and how we can apply it all to our own lives um oh sorry Kelly did you have a question did you get that Tommy I asked you for anyone else wants anything that can just let me know okay thanks a lot Vicky go go all right your baby huh oh s right you can keep it I got loads for at home anyway sorry I'm late sir make sure it doesn't happen again take a seat thank you sir what do you have in mind well really ever since I was small I've always wanted to go into catering in the future there will be no jobs for humans in the catering industry only robots does that include catering in hotels uh yes well the other thing I was thinking of was engineering there will be no jobs for humans we will inherit the earth dear this booklet will explain everything go now thank you sir talk your shirt in I am a robot yeah for