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Category: Comedy

There you go that's gate 11 okay who's next please meanwhile back at checkin it's a very special day for this happy couple where are you flying to today disneyland los angeles we're getting married in disneyland a congratulations yeah thanks right just need to washer a couple of security questions did... Read more

Category: Comedy

It's 11:30 and at the france airways check-in two passengers are becoming very angry obviously we are not going to wield the swords on the plane we are from the bmbr rs the what the british medieval battle reenactment society you are not allowed to take dangerous weapons onto the plane yes but we need... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] harper audio presents bad dad by david williams read by david williams peter sanovich sarah alexander joselyn g essan and nit in ganatra with music by mark morris [music] introduction dads come in all sorts of shapes and sizes there are fat ones and thin ones tall ones and short ones there are... Read more

Category: Comedy

Vicky polard you have been charged with shoplifting on the 11th of april it is alleged you went into the kk skin branch of super drug once there you attempted to steal an eyeliner pencil and a can of red bull by concealing them in your leggings now in the face of the overwhelming evidence we've heard... Read more

Category: Entertainment

To start his investigation into his family's past david's come to banstead in s to talk to his mom kathleen his dad peter passed away 13 years ago this is the house in which i grew up um we moved here i think when i was about two so it's the only house i knew as a kid no blue plaque out there yet but... Read more

Category: Comedy

After last week's disaster flyo gave us two free tickets to peru so far so good we're flying over the i'm talking you're talking we can't both be talking sorry judas apology accepted on this occasion peter thank you judas so we're on the plane flying over the andes now the first disappointment was there... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Intro you most likely know him as that humorous male  judge on british got talent. david walliams is   a beloved figure in british entertainment and  literature. he has made significant strides   in his career and continues to captivate  audiences with his multifaceted talents. whatever endeavour he... Read more

Category: Entertainment

When we boarded peter sorry judith when we boarded the flylo cruise liner we were shown to our quarters in the bows of the ship only to discover that our cabin was flooded way steep with sea water but we thought oh h let's get on with it it's only our bottom half they're going to get wet so we set sail... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] harper collins presents slime by david williams read by david williams and ad autan morgana robinson daniel barker jonathan kid verona rose and nit in gatra sound design by michael bennett with music by mark [music] [applause] [music] [applause] [music] f dante the coolest kid on wheels this... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Your your books just go from strength to strength you have a new one out d has a new one out incidentally no it's not for me it's for children well you probably enjoy it from his comedic performances on stage to his remarkable achievements as a children's author david walliams has won the affection... Read more

Category: Entertainment

But now i was frightened again and ran home without stopping pfre you'll take over top of page 116 my sister mr joei had brought me up by hand knowing her to have a hard and heavy hand in the johnson you take over in the habit of laying it upon her husband as well as upon me i suppose back to johnson... Read more