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there you go that's gate 11 okay who's next please meanwhile back at checkin it's a very special day for this happy couple where are you flying to today Disneyland Los Angeles we're getting married in Disneyland a congratulations yeah thanks right just need to washer a couple of security questions did you pack the cases yourself yes we did unfortunately we didn't receive any help from the seven dwars and do your bags contain any sharp objects no only the bur Necessities we both love Disney don't we it's all right we've actually bought a personal DVD player with us so he can watch The Aristocats on the flight we watched that one last night yeah but you do actually have to watch The Aristocats more than want to really appreciate the nuances it's a great film The Arista cats I shouldn't really like it because I am actually allergic to cats she comes out in her rash but luckily these are cartoon cats so they never come out the screen I'm telling you when Bambi's mother died I cried every day for a fortnite I'm sorry Jeff I'm not putting myself through that again oh look can we go in there in case they got something Disney it's a chemist yeah but they might have some we need the PO pads come on why do I like Disney so much probably cuz I'm quite thick when we boarded Peter sorry Judith when we boarded the flyow cruise liner we were shown to our quarters in the bows of the ship only to discover that our cabin was flooded way steep with sea waterer but we thought oh H let's get on with it it's only our bottom halfes they're going to get wet so we set sail Peter I'm talking it's very rude sorry Judas so we set sail and we'd only just left the port at Athens when it emerged that all 780 passengers on board the vessel had contracted dentry you had to queue for 14 hours Peter you and I are going to come to blows in a minute you had to queue for 14 hours to use the lever Well we'd been waiting 13 hours and it was very nearly our turn when we heard gunshots and discovered that the boat had been boarded by Pirates they rounded up all the pass they rounded up all the passengers on deck and singled out Peter and I and took us hostage which meant we missed the buffet we were then taken to a room and told that one of us was going to have to perform sexual acts upon the Pirates at gunpoint well I put my hand in the air and volunteered Peter but before my husband had a chance to engage in anything other than mile foreplay with three of the men the boat was stormed by the Greek Coast Guard there was a shootout bodies everywhere and just as I thought surely this Cruise can't get any worse we discovered that the cab that night was John Baran that's when I Boke [Music] on people come from far and wide to work at the airport Tommy is obsessed with planes and it's always been his dream to work in the aviation industry I really really really want to be a pilot but I find out that you have to have pass lots of exam ex tests to be one so what I've decided to do instead is to get myself a job at the airport and then work my way up to being a pilot uh cheeseburger press cheeseburger large chocolate milkshake press large chocolate milkshake chicken nuggets press chicken nuggets two apple pies press apple pie press it again I find it quite complicated but now that I've served my first customer I think I'm definitely on my way to becoming a pilot now ask would you like fries for that would you like fries with that yeah not me so next time you're on a plane listen out because you might just hear a voice saying ladies and gentlemen welcome on board this is Captain Tommy speaking would you like fries with that although the strike has grounded all fly low planes other airlines are operating as normal on this Great British airflight to Florida economy is packed but first class is deserted it was going to be a quiet day anyway we only had two passengers booked into first class and the passengers in question have just cancelled which is a dreadful shame hi Penny did you get the message yeah Such a Pity they canceled no no no no no the message about helping us out in economy piss off Penny hasn't had to work in economy for 20 years but today she has no choice when you draw back the curtain uh the first thing that really hits you is the stench and it's the stench of The Working Man I mean they're virtually like apes you know so if you if you come at them with some food they start attacking you hotel hotel hot tow I'm all right thanks no you should take a hot tow I I don't want it no you need to take it I told you no right what hotel Shepherd's pile mushroom rot it's 2 hours into the flight to Florida and Penny is struggling to come to terms with her new envir to please don't touch me the noise the people there's only one word to describe them Savages and I just poked my head in the laboratorium it's positively medieval in there ladies and people of cattle class may I have your attention please I have just returned from an inspection of the onboard convenience and one of you has left it in a revolting State who didn't flush come on who didn't FL FL it was someone who had the mushroom Roto hands up if you had the mushroom rotto this whole frightful situation would never occur in First Class People In First Class don't forget to flush they're very diligent flushers and if they do it doesn't matter because their stools are perfectly formed and odor free Ian foot is the airport's Chief immigration officer his job is to prevent illegal immigrants from entering the UK working in immigration you do sometimes get labeled with the racism tag I do take my job very seriously but I'm not in any way racist in fact one of my best friends is friends with a man who's black and he's very black oh yeah man he's black yeah earlier today Ian stopped a passenger at passport control whom he believes is trying to gain unlawful access into the country do you you understand why I have brought you here no I don't well it's clear to me that you've got a forged passport no I haven't oh it's a forgery all right very good one I'll grant you that but uh there is one slight giveaway and what is that there is no such country as Liberia yes there is it's in Africa oh in Africa you say it's on a map look look on a map all right I will look on a map yeah I think I'm going to enjoy this right Liberia you say yes yes we got a new one Chris Liberia Africa Africa Africa okay so Mrs Mumu would you be so kind as to point out the location of this so-called Liberia there oh yes just hidden underneath the early own what I'm going to do is I'm going to let you in this time but I would advise you in future to travel with a large Atlas or Globe so you can prove to people you haven't made up your country good day this is disgraceful you are a very ignorant man all right I am disgusted by the way that I have been treated okay may I leave now yes you have insulted the people of my country yeah I'm actually on my lunch break now so anything else you say doesn't really count oh don't know what R her cage e

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