Battle Re-enactors | Come Fly With Me | Lucas and Walliams

Published: Sep 05, 2024 Duration: 00:02:15 Category: Comedy

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it's 11:30 and at the France Airways check-in two passengers are becoming very angry obviously we are not going to wield the swords on the plane we are from the bmbr RS the what the British medieval battle reenactment Society you are not allowed to take dangerous weapons onto the plane yes but we need to get the swords to Paris because we are reenacting the Battle of aen Corp on Wednesday morning these items are forbidden this is racism isn't it excuse me we beat you at a call approximately 9,000 of our men defeated approximately 36,000 of yours I I don't understand Battle of aore 1415 Henry 5 imagine they didn't teach you about that at your eole one of the many glorious English victories over the French C God for Harry England and St George I'm sorry I told you France Airways was a mistake peasants horsman Gavin you did want me to use my nectar points listen W are you going to let us on board with the swords or not no well what if we do that thing where we wrap them in lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of clingfilm no well what do we meant to do leave them here perhaps you have a wife or girlfriend who could come and pick them up for you look at us we obviously do not have wives or girlfriends there are other people here would you like me to check you in or not we cannot accurately recreate the Battle of asan Corp without authentic Weaponry I'm sorry I cannot help you fine have it your way but next time the Germans invade your country and you immediately surrender don't expect us to help you out good day the whole thing is absurd it's patently absurd I mean a sword is only a dangerous weapon in the wrong hands I'm simply just forgot I S I've been reenacting for 14 years I've taken part in hundreds of battles and in that time I've only accidentally killed two people what about Trevor well he died 3 weeks later in hospital I don't feel I can be held accountable for that for

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