Olympic Bronze Medalist Frederick Richard Explains NARPs to Comedians

>> Taylor: WE ARE HERE WITH WILL MILES, FREDERICK RICHARD AND JORDAN TEMPLE. YOU ARE A SUCCESSFUL WRITER AND COMEDIAN. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU BOMBED ON STAGE? >> I BOMB SO MUCH. I LOVE BOMBING. IT IS GREAT. >> DON'T SAY THAT IN AN AIRPORT, BY THE WAY. MY DAD'S FRIEND HAD GOTTEN ME ON A SHOW WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE BIGGER THAN ME AT THE HAROLD WASHINGTON CENTER IN CHICAGO AND I DID SO BAD THAT THE HOST CAME OUT AFTERWARDS AND HE SAID THIS IS FOR THE LAST DUDE THAT JUST BOMBED. HE DIED ON STAGE. THIS IS HIS GRAVESITE. >> IT KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE YOU EARNED IT. >> I'M SORRY. KILL ME. >> HE JUST HAD AN ON? >> I DIDN'T SEE HIM BACKSTAGE. >> HIS POOR GRANDMOTHER IS LIKE, I HAVE TO MAKE FUN OF COMEDIANS NOW FOR ETERNITY? >> IF I KNOW DEAD PEOPLE, THEY LOVE BITS. IT WAS TRAGIC. >> IF I KNOW DEAD PEOPLE, AND I DO. >> I FOUND OUT THAT YOU WRITE DAILY AFFIRMATIONS, WHICH IS SOMETHING I WANT TO GET BETTER AT. >> GREAT. DON'T TAKE MY JOB. >> WHAT MAKES A GOOD AFFIRMATION. >> A LOT OF PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THEMSELVES NEGATIVELY. I AM A LOSER, AND YOU WANT TO REVERSE THAT. YOU WANT THE AFFIRMATION TO BE I AM AN INTELLIGENT LOSER. >> AT THE OLYMPICS I WAS THINKING, I SUCK AND I AM GOING TO FAIL RIGHT NOW. >> WE DON'T BELIEVE YOU AT ALL. >> USA, USA. >> I GOT NO MEDALS AFTER BOMBING. >> YOU COULDN'T EVEN COMMIT TO >> HE HAS TO WORK IT INTO THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE. >> I WAS AWARE THAT EVERYWHERE. >> CAN I GET A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER WITH FRIES AND I HAVE A BRONZE MEDAL. >> I DID THIS DOCUMENTARY, CALLED FATHER OF NONE. IT'S ABOUT A 35-YEAR-OLD BLACK MAN WHO GETS A VASECTOMY AND I TALK TO RANDOM MEN IN THE DISGUISE THAT I AM, OH, DOUG, I PRESENTED AS IF IT IS THIS RANDOM WHITE GUY AND WHAT WOULD YOU THINK IF HE GOT A VASECTOMY AND THEY ARE LIKE DOUG, DON'T DO IT AND I'M LIKE WHAT IF I TOLD YOU DOUG WAS ME AND I SHOW THEM THE SURGERY AND THEY WERE LIGHT -- WHAT? I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE DON THAT. WILL WAS PART OF IT. >> I'VE GOT ONE, THAT IS STELLA, MY DAUGHTER, SHE IS THE BEST. >> 3.9% OF BLACK MEN HAVE A VASECTOMY AND AFTER I GOT THE SURGERY, THE DOCTOR SAID 4%. [LAUGHTER] >> THEY HAVE LIKE A THERMOMETER THEY FILL IN. >> GOT ANOTHER ONE. >> THEY ARE NOT GOING TO BUY MARKERS. [LAUGHTER] >> YOU ARE VERY GOOD AT GYMNASTICS, BUT YOU ARE ALSO -- YES. YOU ARE ALSO VERY GOOD AT SOCIAL MEDIA. TRULY INCREDIBLE. FREDERICK SLIPS. I WOULD LOVE TO PLAY ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS FROM YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA IF THAT IS OKAY. ♪ ♪ >> I WAS WONDERING WHERE HE WAS GOING WITH THAT. I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO BUY. >> WHEN YOU PUT THAT AROUND YOUR NECK, EVERYBODY TREAT YOU DIFFERENTLY. YOU SHAKE SOMEONE'S HAND AND THEY WANT TO SHAPE THE BRONZE MEDAL FIRST. >> IT IS GREAT THAT YOU ARE PUTTING OUT SUCH GREAT CONTACTS. NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THAT. >> YOU SHOULD SEE THE BUSH'S SOCIAL MEDIA BLOWING UP RIGHT NOW. >> Taylor: WHAT WAS IT LIKE TO BE IN PARIS? >> THERE ARE TWO DIFFERENT SIDES. COMPETING, WHEN YOU KNOW EVERYONE IS WATCHING AND THEN YOU REALIZE, I HAVE DONE THIS A MILLION TIMES. YOU TOUCH THE EQUIPMENT FOR THE FIRST TIME, I HAVE DONE THIS ROUTINE, I AM JUST GOING TO GO AND HAVE FUN. [APPLAUSE] >> THE OTHER SIDE IS THE LOWER ON SOCIAL MEDIA. >> SOME BABIES MADE IN THERE. >> IT WAS COOL AND JUST BEING WITH OTHER TOP ATHLETES, I AM ON TOP OF THE WORLD I AM WALKING AROUND AND SOMEONE IS WALKING WITH THREE METALS AND I AM LIKE I AM GOING TO GO BACK IN MY ROO I AM GOING TO GO BACK IN MY RO ROOM. >> DO THEY SHOW UP AT THE BARS WITH ALL OF THEM? >> YOU WILL SEE THEM ON TV IN 2G BACK, DUFFEL BAGS, HEAVY METAL, DOES IT -- DOES A CHECK EVER, AND YOU JUST PUT IT DOWN? >> I THINK NOT. >> I WAS ASKING YOU ON THE BREAK IF YOU ARE ABLE TO HANG OUT WITH NONOLYMPIANS NOW AND YOU WERE SAYING THERE WAS A NAME YOU USE. >> I AM ALSO IN COLLEGE, UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN. WE HAVE A WORD FOR THE NONATHLETES. NONATHLETIC REGULAR PEOPLE >> THAT IS WORSE THAN MUGGLE. >> I AM A NERD. I DO LIVE ACTION ROLE-PLAYING BUT I AM GOING TO LARP NARC CAM BUT I AM GOING TO LARP NARC CA CAMP. I AM AN ELITE ATHLETE. >> I WANT TO HAVE A PUSH-UP. >> NONATHLETIC IS THE MEANEST. >> ALSO THE TRUEST. WHAT IS NEXT FOR YOU? >> GOING ON TOUR. IT IS SIMONE BILES' TOUR, TOURING THE U.S. AND CELEBRATING THE VICTORY. >> THAT IS SO COOL. >> I AM REALLY EXCITED. LYNN'S GYMNASTIC IS ON THE MAT. PEOPLE WANT TO SEE OUR STORIES AND THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO GROW THE SPORTS, SURE WE ARE DOMINATING. >> Taylor: THAT IS OFTEN. >> SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO POP OUT AND SHOW PEOPLE. >> CAN I MAKE A PITCH? A T-SHIRT FOR THE TOUR, TIME TO GET JIM NASTY. >> Taylor: I WAS GOING THROUGH MY PHON YESTERDAY AND I FOUND A NOTE ON MY NOTES APP THAT DID NOT MAKE SENSE. IT SAID WITH I GO BACK TO SCHOOL BREAK. THAT IS REAL, WHICH WAS PROBABLY A JOKE IDEA, I HOPE AND NOT JUST A STROKE. IT MEANS NOTHING. HAS THIS HAPPENED TO YOU? IS THIS RELATABLE AT ALL? I THINK WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THIS. DO YOU HAVE CRYPTIC NOTES ON YOUR NOTES APP? >> MY NOTES BE CRYPTIC. THIS FIRST ONE, IT SEEMS LIKE A LIST OF THINGS I WANT TO DO, MEET THE METS. MEET JEFFREY THE GIRAFFE. >> IT LOOKS LIKE A LIST OF YOUR PITCHES FOR BEN & JERRY'S ICE CREAM FLAVORS. >> NOW YOU CAN TRY FOR A STUDEN >> NOW YOU CAN TRY FOR A STUD STUDENT. REALLY, IT IS JUST MY SET LIST. I HAVE THIS JOKE, I SAY, I TOOK AN OVER HERE, THE DRIVER IS PLAYING WRAP IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE. HE IS SAYING HE IS GETTING A DIVORCE FROM HIS WIFE AND WANTS TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD HIS CAR, SO PLEASE TIP. AND I WAS LIKE IS THIS? >> THIS IS ME. HELP, BROTHER. >> DO YOU HAVE WEIRD NOTES? >> I AM ALWAYS WRITING PHYSICAL THERAPY. >> VERY HOLLOW TAUGHT ME TWO EXTENSIONS. >> I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE PITCHING WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO PROCESS IT. I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD JUST DO THE EXERCISE NOW. >> CAN WE GET THIS? >> IT LOOKS LIKE THINGS YOU DO TO GET OUT OF DOING THERAPY CORRECTLY. I COULD DO THIS. >> WHY DON'T YOU EACH PICK ONE AND SEE IF YOU CAN DO IT. >> I WILL TRY TO TELL YOU WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. >> YOU ARE ASSUMING I AM GOING TO DO IT WRONG? >> I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THE HOLLOW TALK TO ME. >> IF I AM KEEPING MY KNEE VERY HOLLOW, WHAT I AM GOING TO DO IS TAKE ALL THE MARROW OUT OF IT. THE WAY TO DO THAT IS TO MASSAGE HERE AND THAT GETS THE MARROW DOWN MY CALVES. >> YOUR KNEE FEELS BETTER ALREADY >> INSTANTLY. >> AND I AM GOING TO DO A FLIP LATER. >> I CAN DO LEAN TO EACH WASTE. BUT IT IS LIKE THE USHER DANCE. [LAUGHTER] I THINK IF I AM BENDING MY ARM AND EXTENDING IT, IT SAYS ONE KNEE UP MENDING ONE ME UP WHILE OLD MAN. >> YOU WERE THE CLOSEST. >> YOU PUT IT ON. >> USA, USA, USA. >> ONE MORE TIME, FREDERICK RICHARD. WHEN WE COME BACK, ALL ABOUT DADDY, STAY TUNED.