Taylor Tomlinson Investigates Fridgescaping Tearing Families Apart

Published: Sep 09, 2024 Duration: 00:04:56 Category: Entertainment

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welcome to the show I'm Taylor Tomlinson a new dating technique just dropped a photographer in New York has started a service where he takes Polaroids of singles then puts the photos up in a park with a short bio for other singles to check out yeah a head shot on a wall really screams I'm missing and only you can find me this looks less like you're looking for love and more like you're looking for what connects this sexy single to the mysterious murder in 1997 this idea was started by two friends and a photographer named picture man Bob which sounds like a children's show character who's no longer allowed within 500 ft of Sesame Streets I would never do this I'm not paying for one photo I've spent hours using the live feature on my iPhone to find the millisecond I look hottest speaking of desperation some women on Tik Tok have started decorating the inside of their fridge it's called fridge scaping creative types organize and decorate the inside of the refrigerators with all sorts of things you wouldn't normally find in a fridge like tulips picture frames even sculptures yeah absolutely what a serious video to describe something so silly the way they say it's called fridge scaping makes me think wait do I have it what are the symptoms I like this trend because I'm the whitest woman alive and because most of the time when I go to my fridge I'm not even hungry I'm just bored I'd love to see my eggs with a cute little storefront yeah like they're in a Nora Efron movie they're about to fall in love with Tom Hanks I can't eat them but this does feel like a bad sign for the economy it's landscaping for Millennials that will never own property yeah it reminds me of when beavers are pets and they drag pillows around the house to make a dam oh she still has the urge it's really I know that was sad huh we thought it would be funnier but it's just sad those shouldn't be pets pretty wild that a housewife has found a way to be even more Suburban we're in a Suburban arms race next thing we know Starbucks is going to make a new fall flavor that tastes like Ugg boots and look I am making fun of fridge scaping but it's fine have whatever Hobbies you want in the privacy of your own home that's one of the benefits to not living with a partner or kids you can do weird yeah like like I can take off my socks in any room I want and just leave them there who's going to stop me me your weird hobby is only an issue when you live with your haters a recent post in the am I the ass subreddit just went viral from a man who talked about hating his wife's fridge escaping in the post he explained last weekend she confronted me after I grabbed some leftovers from the fridge and left it in disarray according to her I explained how I find the hobby stupid and she can decorate other things it doesn't have to be the fridge look dude you're not an for hating fridge escaping you are an for telling your wife that her hobby is stupid all hobbies are stupid every single one Pottery just buy one hiking I'll walk with my car breaks down war reenactments why would I want to see that again stupid so stupid this guy eventually won the argument though by bringing their son into it who sided with him she's removed all of the decorations from the fridge which I have to admit has been relieving but she's also been acting very distant towards me and just hasn't been herself and has been weird intimacy wise H has been weird intimacy wise oh so now you can be gentle with your words okay before her fridge decorating hobby was stupid but now that she doesn't want to sleep with you you're using therapy talk well we all know whose pictures are going to be up on that wall in Brooklyn next week Brad 42 I just wanted a glass of milk all right let's start the show [Music]

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