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Horse Mane or Gorgeous Girl? Wayne Brady Knows the Answer
Category: Entertainment
>> taylor: welcome back to "after midnight"! do you ever find yourself looking at some luscious locks of hair and thinking, "nice! a gorgeous girl!" but then you zoom out a little bit, and you see that it was actually a horse's mane?" of course you have. we all have! and that's why we're playing "horse's... Read more
Sweet, Savory, or Literal Piece of Paper? Mary Holland Cracks the Case
Category: Entertainment
>> taylor: welcome back to "after midnight". look, our next game -- you see how much [bleep] is up here. our next game is called... "sweet, savory, or literal piece of paper?" one by one, you'll go behind the curtain and put something in your mouth. this will either be something sweet, savory, or a... Read more
Wayne Brady and Skylar Astin Sing Eulogy for Mr. Greedy the Penguin
Category: Entertainment
"after midnight"! okay, tonight you'll all be playing for a signed doctor's note. you can get out of anything you want with this little slip of paper. i want one. while you saw where we were talking about fridge-skipping, what does your fridge look like? skylar? >> a bunch of fridge magnets and color... Read more
Skylar Astin and Wayne Brady Sing Improvised ‘After Midnight’ Theme Song Lyrics
Category: Entertainment
>> taylor: welcome back to "after midnight"! we're here with skylar astin, mary holland, and wayne brady! [cheers and applause] "wayne brady: the family remix" is out now on freeform and hulu. wayne, i loved this clip of your family making a tiktok video together. >> we decided to do a tiktok of video... Read more
Jon Lovett on After Midnight
Category: Entertainment
John you have an impressive political background and host the wildly successful political podcast pods save america so why did you decide to go on the upcoming season of survivor i love survivor because a lot of people who maybe hate politics get to watch a show that's a about a bunch of people kind... Read more
Fyre Fest 2 and Dave Grohl Sullying the Name Dave
Category: Entertainment
>> taylor: welcome to "after midnight!" panelists, oh, my goodness, they are so excited. holy [bleep]. tonight you'll all be playing for this plate of spaghetti! the stage lights are keeping it warm! give me a conservative madlib. zac. >> nonbinary a communist noun is coming over the border for christmas.... Read more
Vinny Thomas and Maria Bamford Answer Taylor Tomlinson’s Fan Mail
Category: Entertainment
>> taylor: welcome back to "after midnight"! now it's time to pick a winner for tonight's show, and as a reminder, your prize is... spongebob's house! [cheers and applause] >> it's not a normal pineapple, it's his house! >> taylor: before the break, i asked our finalists to come up with an inspiring... Read more
Hawk Tuah Girl’s Podcast Has an Incredible Name
Category: Entertainment
>> taylor: welcome to the show. you will be playing for this mug of coffee. there are stains on the outside because i brought it from home and it's build a little in the car. what makes for an ideal wing person? >> someone who has more sex then me. >> someone who talks about all of my strengths while... Read more
Olympic Bronze Medalist Frederick Richard Explains NARPs to Comedians
Category: Entertainment
>> taylor: we are here with will miles, frederick richard and jordan temple. you are a successful writer and comedian. when is the last time you bombed on stage? >> i bomb so much. i love bombing. it is great. >> don't say that in an airport, by the way. my dad's friend had gotten me on a show with... Read more
Comedians Guess What Americans Googled During the Chiefs Game
Category: Entertainment
>> taylor: welcome back to "after midnight." will is in the lead with 2800 points. [cheers and applause] in his time to pick a winner for tonight's show. you are playing for this lukewarm cup of coffee. ignore the stains on the side of the mug. every week, google publishes a list of the most common... Read more
Taylor Tomlinson Investigates Fridgescaping Tearing Families Apart
Category: Entertainment
Welcome to the show i'm taylor tomlinson a new dating technique just dropped a photographer in new york has started a service where he takes polaroids of singles then puts the photos up in a park with a short bio for other singles to check out yeah a head shot on a wall really screams i'm missing and... Read more
Sandy Honig Makes a Bologna Cannoli for Chrissy Teigen
Category: Entertainment
Welcome back to after midnight cooking videos run rampant on tik tok with people creating dishes that can only be described as things like this oh my days i keep seeing people doing pasta cakes i thought i' give it ago boil your minced beef get rid of all them impur and then simply boil your ratoni... Read more
Chrissy Teigen Reveals Crazy John Legend Secret
Category: Entertainment
Welcome back to after midnight we're here with chrissy tan sandy honig and adam p you know on some parts of the internet you'd pay thousands of dollars to see three hot horny panelists answer talk show questions but we're going to give it to you for free in our next act the talk show [applause] [music]... Read more
Taylor Tomlinson Helps Chappell Roan Adjust to Fame and Explains Glen Powell’s Appeal
Category: Entertainment
[cheers and applause] >> taylor: hello everyone, i'm taylor tomlinson and welcome to "after midnight!" now, if i can be candid with you for a moment, having fame is not easy. especially when you have to convince your siblings that you do in fact have it. every time i remind my siblings that i'm a public... Read more
Taylor Tomlinson Talks Save Me Comedy Tour and Gets Jimmy to Sign a Fever Pitch DVD | Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-welcome back! -hi. -here's your tour right there. come on. that's a big deal. -thank you. thank you so much. -taylor, you came on the show and did stand-up here. it was one of your first appearances. i was so happy and lucky to have you. i'm, like, the biggest fan of yours. -thank you so much. yeah,... Read more
Taylor Tomlinson Doesn’t Think of Herself as the “Queen of Late-Night”
Category: Entertainment
So you're the queen of late night because you're the only one you're the only female light you're the only one there to be queen by default you are the queen of late night the real question is why aren't there more women in late night yeah i agree it was interesting because i was surprised that so much... Read more
Taylor Tomlinson Started Doing Stand-Up at 16
Category: Entertainment
You're a standup by trade right you would say that so how old were you when you started doing standup 16 and what was your first gig oh i was doing churches oh yeah i was that's the only place i was allowed to perform and what kind of jokes do you tell at a church you know i think i told a lot of jokes... Read more
Joe Manganiello Defends His Dog Chiropractor Guilty Pleasure
Category: Entertainment
Welcome back to after midnight we all have guilty pleasures like chocolate reality tv or asmr tik tok [music] videos it's not mine i've never seen that don't don't look at me over my search history now it's your turn to defend your guiltiest pleasure in our next game innocent or guilty pleas [music]... Read more
To The Window, To The WALL-E | Hashtag Wars | #RobotMusic
Category: Entertainment
[applause] welcome back to after midnight we're here with jackie tone jack mcra and alex edelman jackie is currently in the lead with 1,00 [applause] [music] points that sound means it's time for tonight's elimination game hash wars ai is becoming more ubiquitous every day with whether it's on search... Read more
Full Stand-Up Comedy Roundtable: Ramy Youssef, Taylor Tomlinson, Alex Edelman, Jenny Slate & More
Category: Entertainment
It was cool to see you on snl a so good thank you so good it that's taylor's bucket l to see and i can die now was that a bucket list for you snl yeah yeah that was it' be crazy if you were like oh hello welcome to offs script with the hollywood reporter i'm your host ivon orgy here at the beautiful... Read more