Fyre Fest 2 and Dave Grohl Sullying the Name Dave

Published: Sep 11, 2024 Duration: 00:06:10 Category: Entertainment

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>> Taylor: WELCOME TO "AFTER MIDNIGHT!" PANELISTS, OH, MY GOODNESS, THEY ARE SO EXCITED. HOLY [BLEEP]. TONIGHT YOU'LL ALL BE PLAYING FOR THIS PLATE OF SPAGHETTI! THE STAGE LIGHTS ARE KEEPING IT WARM! GIVE ME A CONSERVATIVE MADLIB. ZAC. >> NONBINARY A COMMUNIST NOUN IS COMING OVER THE BORDER FOR CHRISTMAS. >> Taylor: APARNA. >> THESE ADJECTIVE IMMIGRANT SOCIALISTS WON'T STOP VERBALLY THEY ARE PRONOUNS. >> Taylor: JON? >> THESE WOKE NOUNS ARE STEALING OUR ADVENTURE OUR ADVENT ADJECTIVE JOBS AND TG THEM GAY. >> Taylor: LET'S GET INTO IT! WELL, THE JOKER'S BACK. NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE FILM, I'M TALKING ABOUT BILLY MCFARLAND, THE FOUNDER OF FYRE FESTIVAL: THE FESTIVAL THAT FLOPPED SO HARD THERE WERE TWO DOCUMENTARIES ABOUT IT... AND I WATCHED BOTH OF THEM. [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] THAT'S RIGHT, THE FYRE FESTIVAL IS HAPPENING AGAIN. "THE ONLY QUESTION -- I KNOW. "THE ONLY QUESTION IS WHERE. AND WHEN. AND HOW." I HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION: WHERE'S JA RULE? IS HE STILL STUCK ON THAT ISLAND? APPARENTLY, THIS TIME, THERE WILL BE LIMITED TICKETS. SO HOPEFUL FYRE FESTIVAL ATTENDEES WILL NEED TO SUBMIT AN APPLICATION. SO PANELISTS, WHAT ARE SOME OF THE QUESTIONS THAT WILL BE ASKED ON THE APPLICATION? APARNA. >> IF YOUR LOVED ONES NEVER HEARD FROM YOU AGAIN, WOULD THEY BE FAD? [LAUGHTER] >> Taylor: ZAC? >> WHEN BAD THINGS HAPPEN DO YOU THINK IT'S YOUR FAULT? [LAUGHTER] >> Taylor: JON? >> DO YOU WORRY YOUR DESPERATE PURSUIT OF AUTHENTIC EXPERIENCES WHEN THEY ARE COMPLETE A MANUFACTURED MAY BE AVOIDING PURPOSE AND WORK WHILE AVOIDING THE WORK YOU NEED TO DO ON YOURSELF? >> WOW, WOW, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. >> Taylor: I KIND OF WANT TO GO NOW. FOO FIGHTERS DAVE GROHL HAS A GREAT REPUTATION. BUT YESTERDAY HE ADMITTED HE FOO'D UP BIG TIME. IN AN INSTAGRAM POST, THE NICE GUY OF ROCK N' ROLL REVEALED THAT HE FATHERED A BABY OUTSIDE OF HIS MARRIAGE. [AUDIENCE REACTS] WOW. THE OBVIOUS LESSON HERE: YOU CAN'T TRUST DAVEs. SO, HERE'S A PICTURE OF ONE OF OUR WRITERS: DAVE THOMASON. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] PANELISTS, WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS GUY HAS DONE OUTSIDE OF HIS MARRIAGE TO HIS LOVELY WIFE? JON. >> THIS IS ACTUALLY STEVE, HIS TWIN, DAVE DIED TEN YEARS AGO, IT TURNED OUT AS A BIT BUT IT'S NOT A LIE ANYMORE. >> Taylor: ZAC? >> HE HAS A SECRET APARTMENT WHERE HE MAKES SKETCHES FOR YOUTUBE WITH HIS 20-YEAR-OLD ROOMMATES. >> Taylor: OH, NO, OH, GOD. >> WHEN HE'S LEAVING THE RESTAURANT WITH A GROUP, HE TELLS EVERYONE LET'S ROCK AND ROLL. >> Taylor: UNFORGIVABLE. NOW, IF YOU'RE A NASCAR JUNKIE LIKE ME TO COME UP -- I COULD BE, YOU DON'T KNOW! IF YOU'RE A NASCAR JUNKIE LIKE ME YOU KNOW FRANKIE MUNIZ AS THE ADULT DRIVER OF THE NUMBER 35 FORD MUSTANG FOR JOEY GASE MOTORSPORTS. BUT IT TURNS OUT: HE ALSO USED TO BE A CHILD ACTOR IN HOLLYWOOD! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WHO KNEW! AND HE HAD SOME CHOICE WORDS FOR HIS FORMER HOME YESTERDAY, TWEETING: "I LANDED IN LOS ANGELES 23 MINUTES AGO AND I'M ALREADY DISGUSTED BY THIS HELL HOLE." PANELISTS, YOU LIVE IN L.A. WHAT HELLISH HORRORS DID FRANKIE MUNIZ SEE? APARNA. >> THAT IT'S DIFFERENT FROM NEW YORK. [LAUGHTER] >> JON. >> BEN AFFLECK'S PROFILE. HE'S BACK, BABY! >> Taylor: ZAC? >> AND ASPIRING FILMMAKER EDDIE Q&A WAS MORE OF A STATEMENT. [LAUGHTER] >> Taylor: SEEING MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS ARE SOLITUDE AND DARKNESS, ONE OF THE THINGS I HIT HIS OUTER SPACE. DESPITE THIS, SCIENTISTS GIVE UPDATES ON SPACE REVEALING THAT THE EARTH IS HABITABLE. EVEN I KNOW THERE IS HABITABLE AND I'M A COMEDIAN. THESE SCIENTISTS ARE WASTING OUR TIME. PANELISTS, GIVE US SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT IN OUR SCIENTISTS BE FOCUSING ON. JON. >> UNINVENTING THE INTERNET. >> Taylor: AS A PERSON, I SUPPORT THAT, AS A HOST OF THE SHOW HOW DARE YOU. ZAC. >> MAKING THE EARTH A BEACH. >> Taylor: YEAH, SOMEONE SHOULD DO THAT. >> I WANT TO KNOW WHY MY TIKTOK ALGORITHM GIVES ME TIPS ON HOW TO BE A MORE DISCREET NURSE IN NARCISSIST. >> Taylor: JON'S CURRENTLY IN THE LEAD WITH 2500 POINTS. WE ARE GOING TO GO TO A QUICK BREAK. ONE MAY COME BACK, WE WILL BE SERVING FACE.

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