Is It Time to Panic About Christian McCaffrey in Fantasy Football? Madden Curse Back?!

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Iowa though no CU you know it's dumb it's dumb I don't know why I don't know why but hey the the one I had at the Expo that's on the way man six bottles be here Monday I like it done I like it we gon turn up you think this AMA is gonna go off the [ __ ] rails you just wait six bottles of that [ __ ] for two I might not be sober for the next month well that's I mean that's regardless I would say you being sober for the next month has nothing to do with this new purchase however come on Mike now we got people watching this okay come on I mean we I took Monday Tuesday off this week boy just to show myself that I don't have a problem dog Ryan C hit it I'm like damn that sounds like something I need to get into my life right there buddy a barrel finish you know what I say Barrel finish right like it's already smooth as [ __ ] I think the barrel Finish Well I don't I'd be curious what you think of the barrel finish have you had like that do you I wonder if you're going to like it that'll be a first we got to find out though I need let's let's get let's get this kid a barrel finish you know what if you're out there which I know you are okay let's get this kid a barrel finished no matter what it takes let's band together you know let's band together I gotta try at least once right the poor bastard I mean come on let's get this kid taken care of until then feda back to the lemon I drank all the orange it's all gone all my Clementine's gone so think there's a song you with a straight face you with a straight face trying to tell people like you know this is going to be the reason that I might get [ __ ] up talking about that Clementine been crushed well here was the problem all right Thursday night well sorry let's go back everybody dial into this this is gonna be a good story I promise you Story Time Wednesday night AMA right I gotta drink naturally right have to right okay Thursday night football kicks off okay right so you gotta drink then well that's Friday night Friday night the Eagles are playing oh that well that if you didn't plan to drink you had to once you started watching I get it that one I get Saturday's you know the Rivalry game versus them [ __ ] Cyclones shout out to them too for winning the Super [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] it GES yeah I gota live with this [ __ ] for the next year so of course I'm drinking and I'm definitely drinking after the game like I you know Heal Me Heal Me vodka Gods heal me Sunday is the first time I get to hear the words seven hours of commercial free football starts now that might have been that might as well been a que to start your engines right for you for anyone it's normal fire up baby fire the grill up fire up the Vodka that's now well I think that is a very good and relatable story to anyone my question to you is in this cycle of the Season where in which you plan to change this uh last week um Monday and Tuesday Monday Monday and Tuesday will be my sober days I would argue though now I do I like that and I like that you're admitting it but I will say I would argue that that's more of a recovery time period than it is a like uh no no no no no it's a you know like you ever do something just because you want to be able to tell yourself you can do it you know like I can yeah like like leave my job and try to you know do create content yep I've done it before you know what I mean yeah Fu so I need I need I need that in my life you know I need those days separate to go like I can all right I can because I want to you trying to do the the AJ Brown thing I'm I'm himothy I'm really I'm really him you know there you go exactly what do you think about the thumbnail man what do you think about the thumbnail I I want to know what you think about this this this was this took two different plane rides to get done how I wanted it speaking of scary [ __ ] if your bush is scary head over to manscape.com it's scary or it's hairy let's get that thing manscaped up man you know yeah get that baby clean right you don't want to be looking like that thumbnail with that chick from The Ring I mean you could that would be not ideal I don't think Mike but she got a name too by the way anybody yeah Samara wasn't it Samara oh I actually fact check me I I don't know why I think I that's right you were fast on that too like you didn't even think the Ring The Ring [ __ ] with me for a while back in the day so now I'm yeah that was a one of those like you run up the up the stairs a lot faster for a good full week or two like well on on a plus note you can't do it anymore because uh you know VCRs are dead what the [ __ ] what is this story because bcrs are dead I'm listening though please tell me but VCRs are dead right so can't it can't happen no more like it was based around a VCR tape was it oh buddy if you watch the movie you know that it doesn't have to that thing just get it could make its own way I promise that it doesn't have to VCR no we're good we're good cheers fair enough VC VCRs the VCR killed Samara all right what what about chrisan mcaffrey let me ask you man because we haven't talked about this one yet are you worried right surprise in active week one he's on the cover of Madden Fizz and I did a [ __ ] show about Madden curses we're like 5050 right I remember that one very I remember that one I remember that one so vividly Mike that um I'll be honest with you like I I feel my level of concern is as soon as that transitioned to he's he said he talked about middle of the week like yeah I'm gonna play you know I'm gonna play he's good to go right he said I'm gonna play buddy like like with the most confidence in the world Jordan Mason Jordan Mason apparently is ready Knows by Friday he's gonna play um thanks for telling us that poor kid man he he was up there so like Vis like I just went ham and y'all are really trying to [ __ ] my my one [ __ ] up [ __ ] you I get him I I I respect it this feel did you see sleeper tweeted out about their Auto sub feature like promoting it because of that that's why we put it in but did you see the picture of what they put on the auto sub thing the auto sub was [ __ ] Jordan Mason like that's who they had said on the the picture of the auto sub for and I'm going or that's just called handcuffing and that's been around for you know ever in fantasy football so good [ __ ] job there W Auto sub pay it off man no handcuffing in the club Mike you know this come on the [ __ ] trying to promote your janky basketball [ __ ] out of here well come on I mean stack up or shut the [ __ ] up feast or famine Mike feast or famine I'm still in I mean says he's gonna play this week now his word doesn't mean [ __ ] apparently anymore it does mean [ __ ] I don't trust [ __ ] it as far as I can throw it you know he's taking them lessons from Nick Bosa like you can't trust him real shady dude no I can trust I can trust him as far as I can [ __ ] throw Mike I mean now listen it's the it's week one I my level of concern is that here's the thing right week one you don't play not just in the way it went down but like if this was the narrative okay where we knew mcaffrey was going to like let's say in the middle of the summer or like even let's say not even that far let's say a month ago man there's a chance he might not play the first three weeks like what what we're we're already the the the way in which the community would be like all right this could be it and this could he could be [ __ ] cooked now this could be finally what we've been waiting for the the death of the great one now it's like I guess the Panic is also in now over reactionary season where it's week one everybody's ready to write the season as a whole based on one week so I think that's partly why the Panic feels so damn high on this kid but I mean as a guy that took him in a high you know a league with 5K on it and uh like I end up winning this game with him in my Flex spot by three points it's supposed to be like I'm I'm gonna kill him right sexy like literally watches the CMC thing go through and I I could just feel his him going to the phone [ __ ] I already lost but like as as a guy that took him at the 110 there yeah I mean I'm I'm not going to say I'm Panic panicked but level of concern is definitely mediumly high I would say I think you should be concerned but listen [ __ ] weird [ __ ] happens in week one man somebody's gonna come on here this is weird for sure somebody's gonna come on here and be like man I'm gonna Hammer you about J Mo look at him you guys are all [ __ ] idiots and then you know for the rest of the season I'm I'm not saying it's gonna happen but then jbo might just disappear back to being [ __ ] nothing and we'll forget this [ __ ] ever happened are you sure are you are you sure about that as far as to them for I don't think people will ever forget that this happened I I know people will now your point he may not he may not replicate this ever again if he disappears back into [ __ ] obscurity they'll forget I won't forget but they'll forget oh buddy I know who won't forget at all and that's you you you you bring up the a lot of things I like it though where are you at with CMC give me your take on this I'm fine with them like what [ __ ] you doing what what you hold on but what does that mean that okay just give me like what you're you're saying you you're not moving your like rankings or your feelings about him in this season at all okay really if I got him if I got him it's on a contender and I'm [ __ ] okay week one sucked come back show me what's up in week two Dr B shout out to Dr B on this one too what did do let's let's consult the good doctor where is the kid come on I wish he was in here but he said Oh I thought you had a comment damn I was all excited to pull it up not nothing to really be worried about outside of just rest it until he feels good to go and apparently you know they they always say this [ __ ] by the way too I hate this [ __ ] thing if it was a playoff game I would have played I think every [ __ ] player like a player could have seven torn ACLs right like their leg is behind their head and they'd be like if it was a playoff game I was gonna play it could because I'm a gamer I'm a baller but anyways it sounds like he's going to be fine going forward he just needed another week just to kind of rest it it's not like the the Kevin Durant one where it's like finals remember that where he had that Achilles calf injury that was kind of vague and then he comes out and snaps his [ __ ] Achilles like it's it's not that well had he played yet maybe had he played in week one it would have been right I'm I'm just following the doctor I'm following the doctor that tendonitis won't cause your Achilles to snap Dr B this is right yeah that's our guy right remember when we found out he doesn't have true doctor initials well he's like I'm just I'm just messing with Dr B right now but yeah I'm with you I I get you I this are you are you are you burying him on the show he doesn't have I always regardless whether he's here or not I like to bury Dr B on the show with love but likee um here here's a a good pivot that I want to to talk about like you're you're I mean and you're looking like you're about to be loving life for a while if not the whole season Cooper cup you've been calling it right I I tried I tried to help you out no I know I'm I'm giving you some crops because I what happened last year with Cooper cup crops crops I'm giving you your Iowa crops I'll give you more corn okay this is because yeah I was gonna say is This Racist because I live in Iowa is that what this is well it's not I wouldn't say racist I would say um geographist yeah Status there you goic I tried to make a word that made you made it well that's well played you [ __ ] I'll let uh the little doll do that at some other time you know no what happened with Cooper Cup last year B okay okay Mike I mean this is this is a it's a soft tissue injury that's early in the year and we've seen plenty of players that are extremely talented just not ever get back to right even if they play okay so let me ask though actionable advice then yeah you're a contender you got CMC on it what's your ideal like what are you trying to Pivot to the realistically can get done I mean for sure somebody's not giving you [ __ ] Bree hall or bejon Robinson or [ __ ] jir Gibbs one for one in Dynasty leagues well in Dynasty that was probably never happening without him going bananas in week one anyway right like yes I'm with you there so I here's the question for me in general to make this an actionable discussion because I think it can be a good one I think format definitely comes into it for me like lineup start N I might be willing to tell you guys to just [ __ ] off I'll see if he dies if he dies he dies type [ __ ] right we get to lineup start 11 I'm talking a little there you go see you're with me you're back with me I like this I've always been with you I know but uh lineup start 11 or 12 I may be a little more intrigued by some goofy package I would not have been in the off season like we can talk about some scenarios but in bball especially in bball Mike if you're playing baseball which we talk a lot about I love Chris mcaffry still but that's one where it's like what can I actually get done here right if I'm a true Contender yeah okay so let's Let Let me give me some give me some ideas in the chat and Mike like just throw out some spitball here now you know what's weird about this one we got Mike so what's your take on him with Thursday game and you can't go through walkthrough on Tuesday what happened today did he practice today I don't think the dude's playing I think we're going to get the jayen right I I agree I agree that he's probably not playing uh sounds like moster is already out correct yeah he's done so well with here's the thing like Anan to me is a interesting pivot but probably not the one just because I feel like it's a little bit of the same picture right now like until I see a little more security out of him like if he would have had those 18 touches and then again and then like we're talking three weeks in a row of that like I'm smashing that [ __ ] button now I'm I can't I was gonna say I can't ever hear the words the one without thinking of money bag yo in taboo Miami by now I know you want to be now I know without that being Neo for you that you definitely are having you have you have a syndrome of you have an identity crisis happening right now for sure I like this though I am like Tim rigids if he was about to be 38 years old wearing his jersey some chains backwards hat put on some weight where where is fizzle at I need fizz's take on thises is he starting to concern you as far as like uh you know identity crisis here not that it's a bad thing I'm having a good time no I'm having a great time all right so not hn uh what about after what we saw with Kenneth Walker in the usage right rip all your [ __ ] Zack sharan a [ __ ] I heard in the offseason had to listen to me 20 [ __ ] car no not yours just in general that's I'm putting that out into the ether for all the [ __ ] dog shed an for people that listen that don't say that silently listen until they have a bad take I like that [ __ ] sharet maybe the new coaching stff wants to play sharet maybe they [ __ ] don't cuz he's not as good as kenth Walker so shut the [ __ ] up but anyways Kenneth Walker okay what in a in a basketball league this hypothetical one what what on top of kenth walk there you go okay where you go before you go okay this is good um how about that Ranger R back even if it's not Kenneth Walker are we talking like a go ahead give give me some ideas yeah go ahead peo you like P PCO and Walker not Jesus Christ I'm like I'm like that's crazy yeah go I'm sorry uh uh Kenneth Walker and uh third no not doing that not enough of a plus that'd be intriguing um that would be something I would be considering yeah I think I think like I know it sounds crazy I think you probably can get more let me just say that even despite all this but I think that's the type of thing I'm thinking about like should I take those type of offers in a bball where I'm loaded Contender and not getting CMC into my lineup could be a problem the only push back I would give on some of these offers that feel if it feels really low to you is that you could try to wait and see until he actually plays and then move him it's the only thing I would say sequan straight up oh my God are you kidding yes BR I think you can get that done still you do yes tell me where to sign give me the paperwork I will expedite it I'll talk to my guy we can get it done tonight I think you could still get it done really what what do you give me the take I want the Panic level truth in the comments y'all are just out here tell you I want to know what people think I think you can still get it done man really really people be like well it was one weakest SE one but what's don't but what realistically is the difference sorry go ahead oh no did I lose you I love that's out there sometimes when in reality it should be like high pitch you know like [ __ ] nerds who need to touch grass every now and then and just have some common sense so it should be more like Jaylen Herz never throws to his running back there we go that's much better that is that's the [ __ ] voice I don't need do whatever you just Channel you might need to find a way to replicate that yeah let's get that replicated I like that we might need to get that um like copyrighted too that was pretty good stick out your tongue we a liar week one I agree typically as a liar is a lot of G many Christmas I'm trying to pull up a comment Mike just you just kind of hear him and while trying to focus on the comment this guy's gonna kill me my bad now here look now see this is the type of stuff I'm telling you Mike the other thing is I think this is highly volatile as far as viewpoints and standpoints on this I think that's why I wanted to talk about this league Dynamics League Dynamics League Dynamics individual Dynamics like there are people that are like I'm telling you in just conversations I've had in the last 48 hours there are people that are like there's almost no Panic at all and there are people that are ready to lose their [ __ ] CMC is cooked like it's over it likee it is is Vince Carter it's over it's over like his career is dead now what if he is Vince Carter and he plays to like he's 48 or whatever I hope that's not the case cuz Vince took a a role that CMC will love to hate and we will love to hate for about eight years yeah that's true now but but the Barkley thing what I get it sure CMC over Barkley but Mike it wasn't that it wasn't it was a tier for me but it wasn't like astronomically different before outrageous okay I had it I certainly had him in different tiers I'm not going to act like I didn't but and I know it's week one and all this and that and they played on that crazy field Mike I mean what what do you need to out of a guy like realistically I know it's one week maybe week if week two he has a clunker though what does a clunker look like for him it's not it's not gonna be a clunker clunk that dude got fed the ball he's gonna get fed the ball he end putting up a clunker against the Vikings defense cover your ears Cody [ __ ] I should have done that I was talking with Andrew all day today that poor kid he's [ __ ] wait till he hears this four not against the Vikings defense all right so cover your [ __ ] ears maybe that's my bias in here Mike I'm having to really Nix on me about really like combing over these redraft rankings daily and I have right now currently uh out of the super Flex so just the flex spot Barkley is the my number one overall for the week so there could be a little a little hint of that might be bleeding into this as well but I if I could do that straight up I'm taking that would you well I've also like I've spent the last six months hyping up saquan Barkley on this [ __ ] show and every show that you and I talk about like I try to interject his name everywhere so maybe there's some bias that plays in there too just subconsciously for you sure check this out though look this is what I'm talking about okay game breaker if you fair the assets go get him CMC isn't coming back anytime soon Mike we are all over the map aren't we we got 200 people in here we got 200 people in here with bait waiting with for more discussion on this I I'll say this I'm taking Barkley straight up I mean I know we have been higher on than most but the one thing I Mike I've said this and I think you've been on the exact same page it's been literally three years now which is crazy cuz three years ago he wasn't that old but I'm like if there's a running back that I'm going to bet all F to almost go against the grain for forever it's going to be there's another bro it ain't no way there's another spider right there this must have a [ __ ] nest of these things dog anyway see that that's what I want to do with CMC right now piss me off I feed my spiders do you is that that might be that's when that's when the internet goes out I don't feed him you know um I feed M with but barley to me is uh one of the guys I'm always willing to bet get go completely Against the Grain he's going to age the best because he is the best Prospect we've ever seen he's the most biggest creative player you've ever seen at the running back position so if I have to Pivot from CMC right now who is had a lot of injuries over his career and is how old now Mike man he's a little bit older than S but how old is he only a half year 28.2 yep yeah he's 20 he's 28 right that's what I thought yes sir saquon's uh 27 and a half there you go well I'm not I'm not saying saquon's like some young spry guy but if if that's what 27 and a half looks like on a bad field I can get behind that he looked really good pause but I can get behind that you know you don't no he don't do it from behind wait with them fantasy God always love when you're here appreciate you tapping in but like I hear you with the come on Bros we listen I I we appreciate you're hyping up but we have been too we are we are on the same team here don't don't don't come on bro me right don't come on bro no he might just be trying to you might just you never know but behind uh when the like the context attacks here he could just be like hype about this so I'm GNA give I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt for now he normally comes after us but yeah all inclusive cuz listen I know you ain't talking about me we talking about you what did you what did you say someone called you uh or what do you call yourself when you're making fun of yourself damn I can't think Sex Panther no but that is a nice Jersey for Sex Panther it uh it's pepp Farms pepper Farms pepp pepp Farms remembers pepp Farms remembers all right what about Jonathan Taylor would you trade CMC JT nah straight up no I'm a little I'm well I'm just I'm not like there's no level of panic on JT per se but I was a little unpleasantly surprised week one by how he was moving let's put it like that I think we were on the same page there it was like uh it was it was like yeah kind of like you know you ever you ever look at like a picture of your ex like a long like somehow a long later like damn that was bad huh the [ __ ] the [ __ ] happened I don't know man I'm on Instagram now everything's filters everybody looks good nah well maybe you haven't dipped as far down the you know it's been a long time now but uh I was looking at some of like my uh my high school picks you know that's going back a grip wow I was going back man I was going back in the day I was looking at some of them how was the quality of those things very grainy yeah very grainy you know I remember getting Nudes on a flip phone like that was rough good for you back in the day you know back in the day but anyways I was looking at him and I was like you know the face looks good the body definitely looks good you know like I took care of myself when I was 17 18 the hairstyle I didn't I didn't understand Adam apparently when I was 17 you know I had enough hair gel just like a hurricane could have happened that [ __ ] wouldn't have moved I was like I don't know about that man you know like I'm jealous that I had hair obviously but I was like I don't know if you'd do that again bro hair gel no I love the crazy you know like you used to spike the bangs up in the front like I don't know why that was thing I I know what you mean I never did Spike the bangs up in the front now granted it's probably I was receding a little bit in like 6 by6 like a had like one of them conch shell necklaces you were a Hollister guy you tried to be Hollister or or AB Fitch wow yeah the shirt the shirt was tucked in but just in the front with the just so you could see the belt just so you could see the belt did you did you get the whole you had the whole things on your SLE on your arm too like all the way up yeah oh yeah there's some things you just wish you didn't know you know dude that was try hard mode that was try hard like that was a dude desperate for puss I'll be honest with you this is amazing craziness of M I love hearing this but somehow I'm out here [ __ ] up I missed thank you by the way redwards for for putting in there what happened to that super chat I didn't see it come through Tyler thank you for the Super Chat I appreciate it I thank you that's a Fu that's a [ __ ] up okay but I'm never gonna let it go [ __ ] up we're gonna correct that [ __ ] up 12 team superflex 75 tight end premium PPR start 11 Herz Richardson cans at running back Aman R st Brown AJ Brown so you got Aman you got doooo brown and AJ Brown you've got uh D say brown Tyreek Mike Evans Terry Judy Kelsey inbox cm see for my 25 and 20 fresh startup year thoughts on offer how I should get no I'm not sending two first for of my own I don't think on this team will start 11 buddy what do you think you know risk it for the biscuit baby I'm chasing after it let's go CMC to the [ __ ] moon for the rest of the year my quarterbacks are Elite my wide receivers are Elite I have a good a a tight end who's going to bounce back as soon as Taylor Swift starts adopting cats I guess that's like the thing though t- Sizzle with their kitties I mean we are show I did not expect keep going down that [ __ ] dick about kitties I don't we I did not expect that out of you well any of that let alone [ __ ] Tyler who first let's go man just push them chips right in the middle put your nuts on the table what happened take out your T what happened that you're willing to on the injured version of him go against completely go against the process we've talked about and preached about for forever all offseason like heavily timing all right that's fair see boys and girl see boys and girls it's okay if you tell people what happened you know basically it's all gonna be okay in Cleveland for someone if he disclosed what happened you know um if you know you know Christ it's the stuff that I'm reading I I need to get I'm Mike I tell you every time time I go on X I immediately know why I don't go on X that that's how I that's literally my experiences on X every time I open it I'm like what am I reading why how is this information that is good Eric and I are uh trying to close out America's game podcast today this afternoon oh no and uh he's saying his goodbyes and I'm just doing my My Little X browsing you'll see what's up Shannon sharp is trending I click on his name and then we go on a nice Soliloquy about uh watch Shannon sharp is trending that man was growling Adam he was growling who growls is that what I've been doing wrong is that why I'm not a club sh he's like DMX laying pipe just laying pipe Plum you know PL I don't know how I how am I supposed to putt with all this [ __ ] going on Doug D I guarantee at some point during that four minutes and 47 seconds that dude was eating ass we are a professional there there are rails somewhere not anywhere near Ohio Iowa or this [ __ ] YouTube channel that's for sure at this point there's the analysis for the night hash assen season week one baby over reactions um [ __ ] Tyler do you man you got a great Squad push that [ __ ] in you don't see wow we are just paused how much did you have to drink before this goodness well see I always run into this problem right so I like to fill my glass up can you hear my kid screaming no we're good okay cool cool it's loud all right good she's not having a good night huh I think this I think your analysis it literally started when you said I have would take this tra it could be she's she's hit she's hit but you know sometimes it doesn't always fit in the cup you know when you get to the end of the bottle so then you just lift the bottle up and you drink right out of the bottle for sure so you are you saying that what you have in your cup was the cup that you poured but you drank the rest of the bottle is that what you're telling people then I always misjudge like how much is actually left in the bottle of the bottom like you think it's just going to be a little bit thought it was just and you put the bottle up to lips and you're there for far too long it's like that it's like that stage video where that people are acting like they don't want the wine but they're pouring at themselves like stop stop stop okay mistakes have been made all right well Tyler for $10 you take that advice and from that what you will um I will say that I see plenty of things that can go wrong with this team as great as it is great as it is for me to risk to risk my 25 and 26 first to potentially try and buy a title on September 11th that's just a bad Omen in general probably um you know but I literally just looked up at the count I wasn't even planning to talk about that's kind of crazy but no h H's practicing today and he look fine okay I heard he I heard there's a chance he's gonna play all right that's cool we'll see tomorrow but if so now here's the question well let's not pivot off of that until we get the Super Chat discussed first one thing at a time I I'm I'm telling you this if someone's sending you this offer right now like this offer wasn't out there week zero this offer wasn't out there three weeks ago six weeks ago Expo time all of the sudden this offer's out there can I tell you something Tyler you know how like I try to tell people this friends that are close to mine when they're in a situation that they think is really great like in particular like a a gentleman's type club right and I'm like listen you ain't the only one buddy like I know you feel like you him right now but I'm I'm telling you right now this offer is sitting in a couple other inboxes too and no one else is taking it all right and I'm telling you here's the thing this yesterday's price is not today's price this is yesterday's price no why you gotta do this to me do what to you do what to you I'm I'm talking about code oh well what what would be a good offer what what would you counter with first and uh Second and Judy if you want to risk 25 is that if you want to risk your 25 first like okay and and you want to make even a plus in here that's first equivalent let's call it even if you had to pay a tax on that that's not your 26 first I think I'm more apt to do that Mike Mike if this goes bad tell me tell me right now you can't see a scenario where a rich is dope as he was in week one doesn't have some injury time that Hill is getting older Mike Evans is getting older Terry mclen whether he's old or not I don't care anymore honestly I'm I'm nervous okay uh Judy don't Judy's not worth listing he had a touchdown and that whole offense is pukey the whole Taylor Swift thing might just be why Rashi rice is him I mean I'm saying doesn't even take a crazy scenario for you to have a little bit of Brokenness not to mention what's going to happen with CMC listen Adam Adam's the guy out here speaking speaking facts and I won't deny it speak cuz I'm a [ __ ] Rider come on money bag speak you don't want to [ __ ] with me I I don't know what's your record Tyler you one and0 two and0 if it's a median what if you take a out if he's one and0 or if he is one and0 or 0 and one are you telling me it's going to change your answer in any capacity please tell me no okay all right it won good okay you can ask the question I'm just like what are we what's what's about to happen here no you good you you're you're you're probably right what what about a first and two seconds 25 first 25 second 26 second I mean like I that if you really want to go that route if you are if you are dead set on like I believe that Christian mcaffrey Miss missed week one because it's just a little you know boo boo and he'll be fine like if you if you feel that strongly I don't have a problem with that now it doesn't seem like you probably need to but I get it I get that conviction I'm just not leveraging it because like week seven let's call it even you could be looking at what how do you patch Patchwork this thing together in a start 11 league with buys to even get to the playoffs or like you know get a buy I don't have the worst place to be in in Dynasty in my personal opinion is not having your future or your present that's called G [ __ ] that that's what that's called I just don't want to risk that right now I don't think you I don't think this is a type of offer where this in particular for two first is something that you can't get next week um so what was the question again first and two seconds I if you really believe in it I think you can I I I don't know that you still need to quite go that high but if you believe in it I don't have a problem with it first and a second is it a smash then like honestly Mike I don't know that it's a smash but I think if you if you if you're convicted at first and a second is probably as good as you're going to probably get in the range of a for Chris mcaf right I'm just I'm feeling it out I don't I don't actually I mean I don't this is my opinion I'm not you know I mean some people call me fantasy God but I'm not the fantasy God you know like you're not the fantasy God speaking of the fantasy God Super Chat he super chats uh by the way Tyler if you had any questions we appreciate the Super Chat tremendously we have complete split answers for $10 I hope at least have my entertainment to go along with it if you have follow-ups let us know pivoting to the fantasy god with the drinking God I don't I had to put this on the screen um Dynasty trades in five is a [ __ ] joke their whole process in a portfolio a dumpster fire they stated offse trade barkle look man here's what I'll say I it's a super chat I can't not put it on the screen but I don't know if you're drinking as much as Mike is okay I think we're on equal levels here we got fire Emoji this this getting CRA Mike this is fires all around bro bro we are 39 minutes in I'm fresh off the [ __ ] playing buddy I'm just trying to like make it through and I'm like this is the craziest AMA potentially we're ever going to have cuz if this is the start the Finish has some would say you're fresh up out the shower you look good enough to eat that's true um I here look if you judged us okay let me just give you a parallel let me put it on me if you judge me based on my player takes like Barkley then that one you you could you could bury me and and do that multiple times like you could bury me and then you know kind of reassemble the ground and do another six feet of the same version my rip takes on players has it's a it's a skele it's a bad closet full of skeletons buddy so like I I don't think their process is a joke I definitely even right now if you're right or wrong about Barkley or individual player takes I just don't think that's necessarily the same so appreciate the Super Chat appreciate the love I I I just that's what I have to say about that I don't think their process is a joke I love uh I love process over players I love thinking about it in that way and again during the uh the trade show the offseason or whatever we'd have Barkley trades come up where people would ask about it and I'd say I don't know if it's necessarily the right process to trade this much for saquan Barkley but I would [ __ ] do it because I believe in it for XYZ reasons say this though as much as I love Scott I love Shane I say this if if I heard them talk to me if I heard them talk to me about listen I'm selling saquon Barkley for a late first or an early second I would have told them at the time to please [ __ ] the [ __ ] off well I mean how you g do my boy like that list I'll be process over players till I [ __ ] die but not with this one not a late first or a [ __ ] early second you can lick my tape no [ __ ] way but here's like that the thing about them all to me I'll take every [ __ ] one of them you can have all my seconds the thing about it to me is like I also if everybody felt the same way as Mike and I did about Squan Barkley you know how fun that would be be [ __ ] fun wouldn't it if everyone felt the same way [ __ ] no it'd be it's as as sarcastic as sarcasm can be it would be fun okay it would be Mike that would be a world in which he has been my boy has been I love this he was lit honestly I'm so proud of you right now the litness you have going on that would be a that would be honestly a world in which I don't want to exist Mike that would be a world I do not want to exist where everyone's like oh yeah Barkley's going to the moon like if everyone had the same [ __ ] take locks on players we'd be in trouble as far as even just playing this game now yeah how the [ __ ] would Isaiah likely get to tight end six well Mike without that what kind of fun you think it'd be you know how much fun I would have week one without that not that much i' love to I'd love to know that people are ready to just throw caution to the to the wind like you know send two first for injured CMC you know like just [ __ ] it you know we you're wait you're panicked I got you here let me give you the old price let me give you let me give you yester Year's price all right godamn that hurt all right so my my headphones were like Landing like right on top of you know how like a hats got that little thing in the middle that little like pin or whatever the [ __ ] it is damn that little metal piece I thought that this is what you were talking about when you said it hurt Jesus Mike I tell you one thing I ain't gonna ban you but [ __ ] there's I know somewhere out there I could I'll just tell you I could feel too there's somewhere out there you talk about like in The Ether Mike there's someone out there on some show right now absolutely body bagging my ass you know like this [ __ ] guy is such a he thinks he has a cool voice blah blah blah he sucks he told me to buy cam Acres JK Dobbins he told me I stink at [ __ ] fantasy you're you're like try listen as you have been more removed from the workplace um that accent it's been over a year I'm bad that that impression SL accent you like it's getting weaker like it's fing off it used to be really strong about this timee of year it's like the game of telephone you know it's like the further you get like the story is not even the same what what are we talking about here cuz I knew I knew where that was coming from I still recognize it but see I'll tell you Mike there's also there's also a little bit of like um get out of my like I'm glad about I'm happy about it the last last thing I want to do is think about that goofball daily you know but uh you're much happier now certainly to be debated by who um you asked by the minute but I would I would agree with you for sure I would definitely agree with you okay Dax um have we talked about the Hawkeye choking that they did [ __ ] choke man Kade mamera can [ __ ] off forever yeah I mean and he he didn't even spit on it all right he just really he didn't even hwk to no no Hawk Tua he just [ __ ] took the whole thing just all right you know what I mean I I have no idea why I did that like that's gonna be a good thing to sometimes I ask myself how dumb can you be but what about that Caleb Johnson though I guess that's all got to be excited about see see Mike I'm telling you I I can just literally go through the comments and give you I think the range of outcomes on this truly is as wide as you could have something in week one like from from like y'all tripping he's playing this week and he's going to be a stud for the rest of the season to this dude's [ __ ] cooked forever and never gonna play again we are all over the map on CMC I love it but can I tell you though I actually do love that go that speaks to your point you don't need to send two first for back to the Super Chat yeah how about that don't have to send two first form because the [ __ ] range of opinions is all over the map so is this a new or old comment I'm I'm actually concerned now did I miss did I actually miss another Super chat or did I get it go ahead [ __ ] him I I haven't seen one come in we're good but but back to your point like I don't think you have to because you so eloquently put that offer is out there probably to many people it's probably out there to many people and how many in the league many people are probably not [ __ ] taking that I you know some maybe a little bit of morals it might be only 10 of the 12 but like it's almost all right you left one person out because they didn't have the assets that didn't have they're they're broke right I don't want them broke them broke that broke Squad there's a song by uh by Lotto love R song by who that means I think it's Lotto right okay I was just I'm just you talking about anything this money bag y was surprising go ahead lot yeah I think the song's called broky yeah there you go so what that need do Brokey I I actually don't know this one um I'm sure someone does I'm not saying it's a bad I just don't know it I've been digging in the Bag Man you ever heard of Teddy swims Nate Nate Nate I like the uh the psychology analysis here it's spot on just [ __ ] ignore me no I'm not I'm actually multitasking I hear you have you ever heard what of Teddy swims um I don't go go check out go check out Tedy swims I'm actually thinking like I don't think I have I can't say that I have I'm I wasn't concerned like At first I'm thinking is he trying to tell me is this some [ __ ] up joke Teddy swims like okay all right it's like if uh Chris Stapleton merged with jelly roll and they did mtown music that's that is a uh a vivid description you like that I'm like I'll be honest with you the fact that you don't I I think think you not doing more things like in creativity of thumbnails and like it's kind of a mistake there is so much creativity inside of your [ __ ] skull that it is alarming to me that we don't let this get out more you know it's got to get out of you I got a lot of builtup stuff in there no Christian we start in about six minutes you're early bro DB DB give me can you give me a spice fact like uh how many what is it how many peppers what we talking here you know are we on the what is it the last sauce Mike can I tell you though hot one I'm hot ones dude I just had Panda Express I don't know why I'm sitting there trying to do content starving I had not eaten and it felt like over a day I order Panda Express just randomly like I this is what I want right now yeah while doing content New York came to they had I normally just get orange chicken they had blazing bourbon chicken by hot ones just like you me at the right time where you could basically sell me anything like just a good ad it's just the first thing you pulled up on that P Panda Express app I'm like yeah we're going with it [ __ ] it like I have no idea what I rode it yeah oh yeah you rode the [ __ ] spice trade oh buddy I mean we got up on that bull now as far as how long I stayed up there and it was really good it wasn't actually spicy as I was expecting to be that thing was fire though thing was fire spice level was not as uh alarming as I was thinking okay that said I'm not actually sure where the [ __ ] we were going before this [ __ ] Aloha Panda right he said that's a perfect or day said that's a perfect description of Teddy swims no Aloha that that's what I I have no idea why you don't Mike we got to get the creativity that's just stored up in you it's I'm talking about you want to know greatness if you build it they I say I say all that just to say I really [ __ ] with Teddy swims I probably listened to his [ __ ] um look at this Mike Mike speaking of singing We have oh you know what I was gonna say this [ __ ] there's a little feeling like it's it's getting borderline chaotic and spicy the toxicity like just you could feel it like we're we're at Peak numbers here though like this is this is what time sometimes makes me question everything about bringing children into this world like is this really the best thing to do is bring more people into this [ __ ] up place you know Teddy swims uh is the the male version of Whitney Houston is far as like vocal vocals go you got you got stuff for days I love this well Whitney Houston by far in a way is the best female vocalist I have ever heard in my entire life obviously phenomenal I just it's amazing that there's you know um just on Q like you're just spitting it when she sings I Will Always Love You by the way which was a Dolly Parton original which Whitney Houston completely took and made her own [ __ ] thing and now like I only think of that song as Whit in Houston but when she sings that song and she hits certain notes dude I still get chills to this day like my hair stands up on my [ __ ] arms and like you get that little shiver like you're like oh that feeling you just you you can only know if you felt it one of one one of one by the way the body one of The Bodyguard might be the best like romance movie that was ever made her and Kevin Cosner like we we literally don't even we we could we could go until at least 12:30 maybe maybe 1 might just fill up a little bit more absolutely talk nothing about Fant like go so far from fantasy football that we are you know um somewhere interesting for sure like we're already there can belt it too fantasy Plum for sure definitely can but it fantasy God here's what I was gonna say though this is a little concerning to me cuz I appreciate the the dub but I don't know how fast things can and will go wrong for me especially Mike I love the the so I have not played on ESPN in I honestly don't know when the last time I was it's so long ago 2018 maybe 19 ESPN one League that was just no one would change right I actually got them off of That League into sleeper one of the better things I've done in my life you know I could put that up there top of the list me too man I got my home League off of ESPN and on a sleeper and I felt very good about it one thing I forgot completely about is like the power rankings and the draft grade rankings and all that [ __ ] right I love if you did badly you have a dominant team you're going to win the whole [ __ ] thing well Mike I had the first overall like I I faded quarterbacks well past where I planned to okay it was it was close not quite as bad as our draft that we had for uh South Haron right like we were really I took DeShaun Watson his quarterback W and I would argue that after this week that was worse than our Derek Carr Q one pick now one we're [ __ ] winning boy that's what I was talking about on the recap but Mike you know how bad in this power rankings I went from one to six in a week's time they have they have a pretty hilarious actually they go fantasy football Power Rankings okay trending up there's teams that have TR are up seven six and four trending down there's one team that they put on this and it's uh it's an ad for you okay W quarterbacks was my team name down five spots and it says maybe this team just needs a Snickers with a [ __ ] ad placement right there oh they hit you with the Snickers ad place like I'm not even goingon to lie to you I'm like damn that's clean as [ __ ] they got my ass nice nice and good I need some N I need something like I need a lot I need more than nou Mike I'm about to have to start potentially [ __ ] Malik Willis in week two look at me I'm all nougat Mike I picked up Alexander Madison like there there are things happening in that League that I could tell you that by week two I would tell you a week ago I would have never ever possibly said do do you remember way back when I said it like tongue and cheek but also kind of serious and then also kind of like mad no we we we have the reason we're using ESPN is a different thing it's kind of uh trying to not it's there's conflict um between who's paying the bill and who's showing the uh the league we're going with someone that's not threatening basically is the the way I'll but do you remember when I said like kind of tongue and cheek like what if this is the year Alexander Madison is what we always wanted Alexander Madison to be right after everybody just the [ __ ] off I like that but I also I want to know what did everyone want Alexander Madison to be what did they think dude speaking of creativity people being creative I mean holy last year before week one man that was the dude that was everybody's uh Zack Shara day how about that you like that reference I I love that I do um what am I buying to Sean Watson for you want to talk about now I know there's a lot of cmc's cooked I can tell you one thing that I'm starting to feel strongly about we uh the stake is it's over Don buddy it's a you think it's over Mike I I just I don't listen here here's what I'll say I I tell me how many time Mike have you have you ever scene genuinely asking this like what happened with Joel bonio and deshun Watson with such little time played together I I saw that the and then Joe Thomas came out and had like this big breakdown and Joe Thomas made sense because I am a fellow fat guy don't help me up I'll probably kill you yeah let me just turtle turtle my way over to my side now Mike here's the thing though get up on my and Joe Thomas is listen he's a legendary brown one of the few Class Act Browns that played there forever the poor bastard just blocked his ass off for for years and years and years to have no good teams but Mike he what do you what do you you expect Joe Thomas to not come correct and try to handle the situation with class mik even if you have even if all that's true you know what you don't need to do is [ __ ] get all crazy hky jerky and like dramatic don't touch me type [ __ ] there's there's truth and then there's like there's Vibes that just don't meet the eye over there at all buddy so so so here's a question what are you selling deshaan Watson for how much are because here's what I got Mike I'm actually genuinely curious is he to be a sell someone has to buy someone has to want to buy in any capacity you have a buyer sitting right here what are you selling me to Sean Watson for it's like a eBay bid Mike we'll start the bidding at $ Z what are you willing to pay me okay I'll give you a third n for that you said it's eBay bidd well yeah but there's also in eBay bidding what happens there's everyone else can bid and also there's the what what what do they I forget what they call that someone helped me out where you have to get to a certain threshold before the item sells there you go what's that thing called how about a second I I give you a second I mean honestly Mike I'm telling you there's plenty of people out there that will hit the smash accept button because I know you I'm going to be like I think he'll pay me a little more nope really you want to pay me a second and a and a third nope you told me he's better than Brock birdie a week ago BEC because it's you and you just cried about him I cried about him if you if you think that I I won't continue to cry about the lack of quarterbacks we have for the rest of Eternity got another thing coming another standing uh I I would be if I if don't need a quarterback back mik I'd be strongly tempted honestly I'm not saying I would do it but I'm strongly tempted I give you I give you Sam darnold and a reserve thank you SLO Sam darell in the third I mean how how quickly can we expedite this process I mean I right now going to [ __ ] four here's the phone here's what I'll say about the situation I'm I'm probably you could say I'm too close this one's okay we're making a deal we're making a deal I'm I'm trying to have like the the amount of chat tonight is awesome but it's I'm it's genuinely hard to even uh there's a [ __ ] ton of y'all tuned in tonight and this is fantastic it's not a bad thing I'm just telling you my lack of ability to focus on one single thing is just uh it's killing I send the [ __ ] offer right now trade where's Adam well Mike can I tell you something I want to remind you of a time when I was drinking and you were looking for a certain player and what you did to me what you did to me pales into comparison to what uh certain you know discussions have been of late I'll just put it that way Sam darnold and a 253d for Deshaun Watson send what what does uh the chat think about this offer for the record I just sent it to you I well mik did you think do you think that I doubted you were gonna send me darn in a third for [ __ ] Watson did you think that was the part that I was worried about with Watson pardon me D what about what about an uh Arkham cuz we got another League where we're together in I Mike I'll say I I I'm probably not going to take that offer just because I'm a Browns fan that is Jaded enough to [ __ ] want to almost go through the misery still I will say there's a couple things about it that give me almost from almost no hope to damn near almost no hope Mike do you know how many quarterback hits he had last week I don't know 50 okay well I can tell we are fa so far from having real conversations it's fun fun um 50 he was out he was without his two two tackles what do you want from me 50 quarterback hits would probably shatter the NFL record how many hits did he actually take like statistically in the game do you think I don't know but just [ __ ] say it 17 17 so he got plastered a lot that's almost one per case I mean that's crazy talk right like dude I mean that is uh that's a that's a lot of pressure for a guy that's already Rusty what he's like seven or eight short yeah that's what I mean well Mike's Mike's literally trying to do math that we are so cooked speaking of cooked we are was it 14 trip Crown I swear we we were just looking at this uh on during the podcast I was doing in New York today so 17 I thought or that might have been a guess though um so close okay yeah guess that said Mike 17 hits I I think is a problematic thing for anybody and if you're looking at one of those passes he sends into the sideline which looked horrific I mean you could kind of understand you know the guy's [ __ ] got 11 breathing down his neck so all that said I can't defend forget the off the field so I can't defend his on the field play at all it's it is scaring the living [ __ ] out of me buddy because the problem I think is that this is a good enough team that they they are not going to be patient about this buddy and there's no getting out of that contract like the down the road situation in a in in the locker in the locker room of the one of the arguably the worst C culture team already is a scary buddy just in general Joe flacko last year his magic run honestly kind of ruined every single excuse that you could lean on right now like right now how easy would it be if we just sucked last year and we didn't pick up Flo for people to say oh they didn't have the tackles you know he's just rusty like there it is with 59 this is one of the weird things too I had to look up Watson because everybody brings up oh they might be moving on from him you know this kind of thing even next year if they designate him as a post June first cut because let's be real ain't nobody trading for that contract well Mike might give you a third in a darnold look I don't have to pay the money in Dynasty all right oh you you pay the money even if is a post June 1st cut next year it isga 46 million against the cap it's about what it's about what about it's about it's about what Kurt Cousins would be when they're going to cut his ass for panics not dead money you thought I wasn't gonna fire back at your ass off rip off top off Dome the [ __ ] out of here if you think the money for Haslam's the problem this is a guy that like I want you to understand this too okay the reason I'm not wearing a brown Brown jersey is just for a moment in time I wore it all day today mik I want you to understand how bad this trade is okay they not not only on its Merit was that for Christmas Not only was that trade on its Merit going to be in the discussion for one of the worst trades of all time Mike two things they made on top of it a fully guaranteed contract like they gave him an NBA contract in the NFL amidst the peak of a scandal there it it will it will when you look back at this trade because of those two elements it will be undebatably the worst trade of all time a scandal like even if it ends up being true or not it's a horrible time to do it so I'm doing you a favor by offering you Sam Dar the third yeah because now we're talking about it more is making me feel far more at peace with the situation we have in Cleveland cuz Mike here's the thing but the money is not the issue what I was trying to say with that Haslam said [ __ ] it we need him he's not going to come to Cleveland yes he is give him every penny Watson wasn't going to come to Cleveland without that you know that he wouldn't come up to the mistake on the lake you think H you think Hasam has a problem with getting that money [ __ ] sheded buddy if that if Watson's bad enough that contract is already bad that contract is done that P that's paid I I can feel your pain and listen you're the Browns guy I I while I while I respect that answer and that thought I I believe you I know you can't like it's it's bad I just watched my Hawkeyes lose to the Cyclones okay like I understand pain now here fantasy god listen this is where you lose me I my [ __ ] quarter is Kade MC don't act like I don't know pain all right my quarterback before him was Deacon Mike your team is still is last I checked the University of Iowa see my team that I that my team is currently our Archer enemy Baltimore Ravens okay don't [ __ ] come at me like you know my pain no no no he's always crying trying to compare I I I know your pain Mike you don't know our pain you don't have any clue what it's like to watch Baker Mayfield after him sucking like the levels to this there's levels to this [ __ ] I'm going to put Meek on here and kill all the money we have almost right now I get it at this point like Tim Crouch or Tim Couch could come back in the NFL and like be a a [ __ ] Pro wer but my 50 or whatever the [ __ ] however old he is who gives a [ __ ] I hope deshun Watson proves me wrong and this is the dumbest thing you've ever heard me say in my life and that would be hard to do because I've said some dumbass [ __ ] but Mike I'm I'm not panicked on I'm not like super panicked on DeShaun Watson you're not panicked on anybody do you do you do you have any can you feel anything well my pulse is only at like 40 beats a minute right now like I'm pretty I'm relaxed we got to get you animated way more than this buddy 40 beats a minute you're close to the ground yeah but but I'll say this with with Watson like I can still make the excuse for him that you're playing a good [ __ ] defense in the Dallas Cowboys a very good defensive line and you were without your two tackles like it's not like that's what that's what I'm talking about FL K that Flaco kills that argument mik they didn't have those two tackles when Flaco was playing at the end of last year that's cuz Joe is just Joe cool man I mean that's Super Bowl this is a guy who literally was he was you and he was retired he was talking about football watching it on the TV that's comeback Player of the Year Joe flacko that we're talking about that's a guy that's actually just and when you really think about it that's the knife twist in further that's the Ravens quarterback that whooped our ass for all that time just to [ __ ] us a little bit here right like you know make it messy oh yuck no but I mean honestly like I I you don't have to be super panicked but I just I I question if that's logical to not be panicked at some to some degree based on what we have going on right now right like do not do you not do not can you not at least see the scenario where this is not just concerning but alarming he his his fantasy points have nothing to do with real football right like there's a rushing floor real football is buddy I mean we're talking this is hard to Mike he was over on passes 15 yards or more 0 of 11 Mike that's never been done in the history of the NFL before never never in the history fantasy football and the NFL and the NFL and certainly the AFL because they didn't throw the ball that many times as a team I don't I'm trying I'm trying to Sean you know what Castle black I I feel like this is just you being you given some empathy to me and I'll I'll allow it uh no I mean listen this is what the Browns always do he was injured last he was injured last seasons I mean but all right so let's make some more excuses you know last year who had 3.2 fantasy points week one I know someone that had none T Higgins Joe C back how's how's you how you feeling about Joe Bar's wrist it's funny you actually were one that was pushing the envelope more on Joe Bar's wrist being concerning how'd you feel about him not picking up that water bottle I saw they asked him about this today he was like what [ __ ] y'all talking about I drank water funny or whatever the [ __ ] he said I like they're going to over analyze the [ __ ] out of it um I'm also last year just just a reminder uh Dak Prescott was QB 29 in week one you'll see more Yep Lamar Jackson was QB 27 okay so you got Lamar Dak and you got bur okay got it uh CJ stoud under 10 fantasy points got okay and now now which one of these players Mike has not already proven to be [ __ ] him what are we talking this is different playing there's levels to the mik Deshawn Watson has proven nothing good in any in any bit of his games or time in Cleveland Dak Prescott is gets his team to the Super Bowl and then it's the Cowboys that's just what they do right Mike burrow has been to the Super Bowl we got CJ strad whacks the [ __ ] out of us in his rookie season um you know Prescott in week one of 2022 5.5 fantasy points but mik here here's the but the here's the point okay desha Watson is not a good NFL quarterback and they're going to try to move on from him where and which do fantasy points come from here does he get do you get credit for jamus Winston's eating W's uh 2021 Justin Fields QB 31 in week one I Dr B showed up who has the Doritos let's go man who got the Doritos um yeah I'm just trying to help C black I appreciate you by the way helping me I I know you're trying to help Mike I'm just telling you right now you better come correct with the help all right I'm like I'm like an insane person you know you you think was a Cleveland Brown you know when an insane person you go in there to try to help him but you know you have to come with you got to come with backup in case he just bites you it goes crazy right I'm gonna Chu it up to week one is just a cluster [ __ ] of random [ __ ] that happens there is nothing random about what happened in week one to deshun Watson aside from Mari Cooper [ __ ] dropping a touchdown that is a big problem hey man what if lari caught that touchdown then we were like that that was one good play on a whole bad day C can we acknowledge at least deshun Watson threw a piss missile to Jerry Judy In The End Zone like a perfectly placed out route on a rope you know what mik you points I'm now I'm thinking about it he threw a good pass he's capable throwing a singular good pass for 200 for a fully guar [ __ ] contract of North of$ 200 million [ __ ] dollars you think if you think you're helping and I really I love you to death I I am it's like you're putting it further in this spincter uh the mans you need to manscape my entire body okay what you've done to me lawnmower 5. you leave me in the trenches taking grenades Mike hope you flip your B bike over and knock your two front teeth out my mouse just died I can't click this is this is one of them days you know it's one of them days um are we gonna get to the next fantasy plumber at least I got fantasy plumber Super Chat up the problem is I also can't get it down for a little bit until I charges but what are we talking about Trey Lance for this is I think a $10 Flex on our ass you know is he are we talking I don't know actually but how do you want to talk about Tre Lance seriously or no I mean oh remember that one pass he's saying are you being are you being vicious or not I can't tell I'm kind of wondering I'm thinking like I bought set up I bought a trade Lance Jersey that I literally never was able to even wear you never wore that Tre Lance Jersey Mike before it came to the crib no no Mike before it came to the crib understand this before it got arrived because it was such a hot purchase actually it was delayed so I get it and he's already dead he already yes unfortunately Mike speaking of what are you gonna do with it what do you do with it wear it wear it proudly you want me to go get it I'll do it I'll do you do it man I'll Vamp I have you think I don't have any you think I have shame you think I have shame all right let's put this on can I tell you this might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen Apple who I want to I want to show you that if you think you can't do something in life apple is how how much money Apple rakes in Mike this is a mouse in which you need to use this part it it goes on here right Mike's licking a [ __ ] Mouse on camera well it's a slot you gotta I know why you're licking it you don't oh my [Music] God oh my goodness we are Absolut the rails are there's they don't even exist anymore rails but like what are rails if you want to know we're a bullet train that is pause no ra goodness no rails um but like you you put a mouse like this so you can't use it while it's plugged in Adam Adam C is throwing out a great offer he'll swap you in Eagles Ricky Waters Jersey for that try Lance that's how do you not how Mike I would take there's nothing you could give me to which IID say no the other thing is more valuable the only thing only the only reason Trey L is Jersey valuable is just as they like a gag gift right yeah remember when TRS remember when I told you this guy was going to be awesome remember when I took him at the 112 the 203 you know held him for two years that's great yeah Adam you're definitely taking an L on that one I'd wear Ricky Waters Eagles jersey probably that was my dude I mean I would why how is that even a discussion that those two Jersey comparisons I'm just confused honestly it's kind of sick brought to you by Chain poop want to be bedazzled we have sponsors and Mike is literally [ __ ] giving you a sponsorship ad read for one that is not a sponsor this is I keep trying man they're Swedish though so they're probably like I don't know it's like 3:00 a.m. in Sweden I think is is if if we did this at five they'd be watching you know you ever see Swedish women buddy you want to talk about risking it all I don't okay Mouse is back on Shannon sharp or Tre Lance Tre Lance no give me Shannon sharp man you hear that dude growl when he's laying pipe Mike did you see without doing anything good anything period in the NFL the way he threw those once bro stop it man Trey Lance is a problem Shannon sharp you know last night on Instagram live said the words I'm going put my dick in you like come on come on that's worth 50 fantasy points right there Mike there are some things that you can't have Mike listen to and ever get out of his skull like that's it's amazing to me how many times boy rent free is something that we had in my man's don't I'm not saying it's a it's a a flex it's just you can live up there there's there's room you walk around up there Tim rins is the best fictional fullback of all time by the way just so you know so I'm Chan I feel like anything that's in that category fictional is is very subject to the person as opposed to like you know objective name me a better fictional fullback it's up to me I can I can tell you it's anybody I can tell you it's the my my uh best friend growing up my imaginary friend no no no no no it's fictional fictional in TV or movie like I was a movie star as a kid you didn't know no that's called child porn and that's illegal speaking of illegal this show is soon to be completely off of the Rails what what in the hell I mean I got a question about what are we buing mik Mark Andrews for as if I'm supposed to be able to give you any type of I got you what are you buying uh same thing you were buying for before the season started your price hasn't moved period on this guy well I I imagine you could probably like get a discount but it's still a [ __ ] tight end Adam I don't give a [ __ ] if it's 1.5 or not like I wasn't buying for that much anyways so what are we buying Mark Anders for a first yeah I'll be honest I'll be honest if you I'm probably pocketing that first not not even that I don't think that's a correct price uh what's that sorry is there a tight end you would buy for a first and 1.5 Titan premium maybe leaport for flip ability I mean I don't know probably not dude like in this format I feel like it's just it's it's against the process to do right cuz [ __ ] them all man ex tight end life exactly just imagine I was talking with Eric about this just imagine Adam like your tight end room is so shitty this week like Savor you're so you're so set let let let let Parkinson cook man let let Parkinson eat [ __ ] yes let Parkinson cook I'll say if you if if you want to do it first like I could get behind that one like that's not not the worst thing I think you would send you would still send a first for Andrews okay yes I'm not doing a first and a second I'm not doing [ __ ] a first and a player like you can kiss my ass but I was I was talking to Eric about this like like just imagine you live this Koopa Troopa trademark right there a warp tight end life that he talks about we got get that on a t-shirt you know you do but your tight end room is so shitty your options are Kobe Parkinson or Foster Maro and you're forced to start one of those [ __ ] guys this week do you care well let's just imagine you live in the world where you started Kobe Parkinson where you're like okay he's probably the yep week one okay you live in a world where you start Kobe arkinson and you're like he's probably one tight end on the team like that's my logic behind starting him like he's probably getting the most amount of work right you're still [ __ ] happy even though Foster Maro finished as the tight end 2 in week one like you're still probably like [ __ ] A1 life baby I would probably push back on the word happy like H happy would be you started Foster now you're not upset right you're in this damn I should have started fos Maro but you know what it didn't [ __ ] me cuz the whole position [ __ ] everybody else now here's the thing though Mike that's also that also could just be week one too right like there's a lot of players in general that didn't do dog [ __ ] in week one it and yes I I just said that uh and I'm not taking a lot from week one the one thing I will take from week one officially is I don't give a [ __ ] about the tight end position I don't give a [ __ ] about any of them Travis Kelce Mark Andrews Trey McBride s don't give a [ __ ] it's amazing I have one of my emails I don't know I have problems okay I'm genuinely like you don't you don't need me to tell you that to know that at this point we got almost 300 clearly know that but in every which way you know uh I'm I believe you too when you talk you know like that who the [ __ ] sings that song You're Beautiful James Blunt G many Chris we got Mike going James is that James Blunt is it James Blunt Mike you he did you hear that voice you just gave me come on I got it you got a voice of an angel had a sore throat for a week damn it is James FL 2004 album back you think you can try me during my high school years my primitive like Mike he does not look like a guy who could sing but listen floor with you in 2004 to 2007 cooked accept it came out during that time I know a peak all that all that said Mike uh I know I got problems but there's a there's an email of mine that I I basically have I don't know why I still get the notifications on them but they I literally just SC swipe them off every time but I'm telling you the amount of times like some stuff I used to subscribe to that I haven't canceled and I let the emails pile up I have like 15,000 emails in this thing on red okay Jesus Christ it's bad right uh there Mike I'm telling you Koopa might be a prop there is like the plain Janes of the world the you know big players of old that are you know basically saying is the tight end position nuked is it what was it like uh is it like a waste is a tight end Wasteland like people are starting to come around to this whole thing now you know they are Koopa might be our prophit buddy you know he could be he could be a messiah he literally yeah he spoke it not not just it happened he spoke it into exist istence right on the creation of his own tool yeah listen if you would have listened to his [ __ ] podcast grinding The Edge comes out Saturday mornings look at shamess right there look at Mike m see the thing about Mike that you if you don't if you don't appreciate this part in the talent of Mike I hate to GLA you but I will the fact that the this guy can go to never everland he can go to the the the places that most people can't dream of even thinking about let alone speaking about let Al speaking about in front of people and then bring it back in and just like bam you know almost like you never knew you would have just caught that segment he had a whole great podcast about a warp tight end life he's had and walked you through a whole [ __ ] season last year of like just random guys and I'm not even saying like he cherry-picked him like he just went off of Eric's waiver wire pod but another Shameless plug best waiver wi pod in the game Tuesday Mornings check that out bam especially for Eric's what the [ __ ] are we doing segment that's pretty good I always love when Eric Gets animated about usage rates and it usually does pertain to tight ends it's so [ __ ] weird how that works out but he goes off of Eric's uh waiver wire pod recommendations when you're done fam plugin you have a 16 team question about tight end go ahead God damn but anyways he just goes off about it and he builds you a lineup and then tells you exact at the end of the year where you would have finished tight end wise relative to the rest of your league all those people who are investing stupid draft Capital into Travis Kelce and Mark Andrews and you know Trey mcbrides and cow Pitts of the world here's the crazy thing the aw warp tight end life does just about as [ __ ] well as drafting one and round [ __ ] three of your Dynasty startup like a [ __ ] and Koopa spent no draft capital on these [ __ ] guys and just picked up off of waivers all year long you know what's Mike can I tell you your idiot League mates right uh if you like [ __ ] type [ __ ] like this AMA has been you probably would like that honestly speaking of Shameless plugs not even South Haron but it's Mike somebody put $112 of $200 on is likeley today Mike Mike can I tell you the [ __ ] idiot that's my guy JL now he's a he's a Ravens fan so I know for a fact there's there's a lot of bias in that I mean listen I was wrong about my uh isaah Ley week one I'm prepared to be wrong about him for the entire season but I'm not prepared to lose just yet okay um that said do you know who ends up on the waiver wire right now for me when I didn't get Isaiah leley obviously at 112 Schultz oh there you go on the waiver wire just chilling huh just chilling just chilling Dudu was a tight end one last year well I mean bro my point is like some sometimes you might even be surprised by the dead bodies that are on [ __ ] the waiver wire now it's probably not Dalton Schultz okay that's it's you're idiot League mates for a reason that's dumb but like you you are not ridiculous right uh who other than Noah fan who was one of the tight ends this year who you kept trying to talk me into all the time like we had like heated arguments about his usage and everything else Mike we've talked about for as much as we don't care about the position we have talked at nazim about a lot of tit so this isn't this is not as easy of a layup as you might think um by the way tck coming in here and doing in Florida all right I gotta think about it is this Ingram it is Evan Ingram okay I bring all that up to say in my home League week one waivers R Evan Ingram gets dropped e r o p p e d dropped dropped mik there's moments far not as agous as that one that makes me think why what is wrong with me I I I this is something I I want to this something I want to be a part of it's my lifelong only thing how it makes you feel better Christian Watson got dropped too that's a but that okay I'm not one stop tring to stop trying to tell me how to feel Mike has been trying to tell me how to feel better you're like giving me this chicken noodle soup that's [ __ ] terrible this makes me feel worse knowing Christian W makes it worse it doesn't make it better okay DeAndre Hopkins got dropped for Tech bsby I don't when when when does it when does it end when does it end um never Evan Ingram being like what what are we doing what are we doing here's here's the answer to the question Xavier what are we doing I don't think there's a tight end premium or a league setting out there where I give a [ __ ] about tight end at all yeah there are there are that's that's cap don't give a [ __ ] even Koopa in certain leagues is taking the first tight end off the board because it does matter ask Koopa after week one and the absolute [ __ ] [ __ ] show that we just saw does he give a [ __ ] still all right stop I got to stop you because while your point has been 99.999% correct it's like soap it doesn't kill all the germs because this one part one week you know how many people are wrong about the entire season in one week you know people score that K Christian Kirk because of Calvin Ridley was dead last year that t Higgins didn't have a single catch and so it's like this guy's he's he's like the old school you know XLT like what bro what it's one week this does this is not a certainty of the entire position being horrible for 17 of them to your point don't care I I get you that's fine that's a different conversation and there there are certain formats very rare where they matter but it's [ __ ] them all it's so few and far between buddy and now to the point you're making even there Mike you could definitely debate if it's even worth when they matter if you really should Jason because of the cost right what is that League that we had where tight ends like really matter we got so many [ __ ] leagues I'm trying to remember well I want to say in the I want to say in the South Harmon staff League we just did it wasn't the highest but I swore Koopa was drafting tight end High there there was one though there was one recently where Koopa took two tight ends in the first three rounds bro what was that but you know the one I'm talking about where we don't even have to start a tight end but it's like 3.0 per catch yeah what uh is that Redux no what one was that buddy okay I dropped leagues and I'm still struggling to tell you what this is like you know how many leagues we [ __ ] have buddy you want me to give you the name of this thing I only got like 60 to choose from so like it's tougher for me I was going to the guy with like 20 you know do are you in 20 leagues is that what it is now um yeah like a little 22 or something like I'll tell you I I already told you I gave my Horror Story when I fig out how this is why I love sh there you go I'm I'm gonna pull it up Len Koopa koopa's already [ __ ] on the ball warp we one where Mike or Xavier your comment's still up because I feel like we're trying to answer your question at some point I don't know if we will but we're trying okay I I thought I did I thought I said no I don't give a [ __ ] okay there you go Xavier if you didn't was very if you did no I wanted to hear you concisely put it into that words because we if you follow and you speak Mike you get that but I'll be honest with you Mike it's uh not necessarily everyone's best quality is probably following you tonight I love you to death you you body bagged every tight end that ever played the [ __ ] game it felt like right there I love [ __ ] every single one of them G Christmas so much it's it's it's almost it almost feels gory you know like F if if Fizz is still tapped in he's not like if he's still here this I know he's not but if he was F fiz fiz can't go as Fizz can't go long I can speaking of you know sh Shay Fizz has been trying to get [ __ ] cow pits off me for forever and why haven't you given him the [ __ ] kid exactly because I still believed in tight heads so Fizz this is the perfect tide to come get cow pits I would argue that if you still haven't traded him cow pits I would argue that unless this is this something you discovered yesterday like fire you know like fire like fire Mike discovered [ __ ] how how did you not trade K you know how much he loves Kyle pittz too like if there's a singular person you could try to sell Kyle Pitts to feel good about it I think it might be Fitz I'm looking here man for week one tight ends obviously Isaiah likely exploded he was the number five player overall in the greatest tight ends matter League that I can [ __ ] come up with [ __ ] saage courtesy of Dr b m let me find the next one wait hold on can can you repeat that go back I'm sorry what was the point of that what were you saying what was the summary I'm looking at the [ __ ] warp from week one the true warp from week one Isaiah likeley was a number five overall player we know he exploded number two tight end 29 number three tight end Foster Muro 37 this is so painful on so many levels for me to sit here and act like everybody stop everybody that's doing anything stop at once I'm gonna go like will farell on it I need your attention please the number five tight end if you want to look at any spec anything in fantasy football at all in a one week sample size you might are doing it wrong I'm here to tell you and tck I have a question for you based on this [ __ ] sentence how many games do you lose how many games do you lose mik overall player how many games do you lose in one week what's the max you can lose all of them right two two there you go against the median it's it's a you don't get you can't go 0 and four you can't you love Lo it's it's you go on to [ __ ] you're on to Cincinnati I mean what are we talking about here we're we're condemning the position every player based on a weak sample size Mike you told me when the warp tool first came out that I was doing it wrong for looking at just last season you're here try trying to talk people into a week's [ __ ] warp I am guys we are when I talk about we're cooked this is when I say we I mean we we are absolutely [ __ ] cooked what are we doing it's [ __ ] over I'm declaring it Tim Riggins is saying it's Vince Carter I like I mean I like I like the I like the I like the energy though I like the the conviction I do um I will argue the validity of one week in anything being the sample size however I love the conviction and you could be right I mean I'm not telling you that the whole tight end position could end up being dead but it's a lofty claim you know it's a bet that's probably based on warp worth making but uh how's that how's that staff League after one week by the way how we doing uh we meaning who you just in general like like how you feeling how you doing about the staff League yeah I mean there's a there's a band on the line and you know my Affinity for bands because I spend them like crazy yeah I mean honestly like I I I mean this sincerely I hope someone else wins it bands maker dance keeping the keeping the band in house would feel dirty in a way I mean I wouldn't I'm ABS I get it I'm absolutely I'm not Beyond keeping it you know I'm not Beyond doing it I'll happily flex but how do I feel about it I feel like this is uh going to be one of those leagues that despite the money you throw at me see some people can't be bought you know I I'm having a hard time at least so far with this new crazy schedule keeping too many tabs on any brand new leagues but this is one that I know I need to clean up a couple things I didn't have the greatest week one but I still think my team's solid I right now Mike one of the things I did was unfortunately because y'all [ __ ] think we're going to quarterback hoarde and you know a redraft league I mean we have we have we have sincere mental cases at South Haron um in Long laundry list of them so I don't actually have a qb2 and honestly based on week if you want to talk about a position being dead quarter if we're going to use one week sample size buddy I mean you know how many teams of yours that are cooked like like for eternity's time yeah I'm talking about cook cooked so I'm the best uh one in-one team nice you're the second best one in-one team you know it is against the median I I got lucky to play the median this week like like you and I would be two and 0 if we played Eric yeah I will say Eric is repping the Browns helmet well yeah mediocrity uh shout out to Seth he's two and 0 isn't he yeah he's two and 0 because he played nobody he played nobody he played a [ __ ] Seth who who who is who who did he play Oh tit end do matter tit do matter he he might have played the the team can can I tell you can I tell you what's really bad Mike I I really if you if you hear me constantly dunking on a certain someone and feeling like it's maybe a little bit much I won't fight you I tell you the truth but he deserves it um every bit of it and it's done with love kind of um there's a team like so you just talked about how bad the entire position was in general right so if you in a specific league go in with the most tight and heavy approach you could take that team did poorly and when I say poorly it I mean it looks like a you know second to last yeah well it looks it looks like it's like the runt of the litter something that doesn't belong right shout out to Matt Dennis too you remember what I D damn it he he G he Matt Dennis found a way to draft a team in baseball that did worse than this I Mike I'm beginning to think you you said you talking about do you believe in miracles I'm believe beginning to believe there's a little bit of magic in this kid he is something special buddy I mean it is he will he will find a way to be that different in that type of character you remember when he caught all them Strays they weren't Strays probably like he was probably like 50 Cent like [ __ ] me though wish death upon me many men then many many [ __ ] heads the worst [ __ ] team in the entire league mik I just I want I can't understate I'm sorry I can't overstate enough how hard it has to be to put together a team that was outdone by a team of tight ends last week it's tough it's tough like you don't you have to be it's it's more than just a little bit unlucky I'm sure there's a lot of UN lucky things and breaks he got but there's there's a little bit more to it than that even in one week sample time so um it's [ __ ] tough man but he was sorry Matt now that that said uh you want to talk about uh oh nice my we're we're this is how cooked the show is the AMA cash is just like nah no more no more you guys gave away a band I ain't [ __ ] putting it out what the the hell's going on what the hell what the hell I am we're not leaving not [ __ ] leaving until that thing comes back on the [ __ ] is going on there go uh read the rest of my tight end War question I want to argue I'll be honest we don't war is something we just don't do here other than go to war so if you want to talk about war got what war is I do I have no idea what war is I do what is that it's uh what you call it Hillbilly holler janky no it's just it's the a ripoff this yeah the the second version um you know it's what you do when you see something else successful you just make a shittier version sell it as your own I mean I I don't know if it's shittier I don't know that much about it I know that it's not warp um I know what you [ __ ] did listen you're like Fredo I'll bring you in real close broke my heart now you die it's like a call me Kendrick Lamar what up Fizz if Fizz is still watching at this point or he watches back he'll understand you have a man guy thinks he's spicy he thinks he's moneybag yo Kendrick Lamar I mean they talking out of their necks I'm just trying to [ __ ] get I'm literally trying to get a goddamn graphic to pull up on the screen and just let you let Mike have the floor I you you could wind up on the floor just listening buddy it's I love you I mean mother [ __ ] the big three it's just big me wow you know what that's a is that is that uh is that Tupac I think so it's a Tupac of Our Generation you bite your tongue he's gonna be doing the halftime show [ __ ] y'all Tupac ever do a halftime show answer is no you thought I wasn't gonna fix that [ __ ] I you know what every single one of you 287 people I you doubted me what do what are we what are we talking about here with this shitty version of of War to be honest with you Mike this has been the most difficult despite the Mouse dying despite all just like it's a good thing there is so many comments to try to track down a second one from another person is genuinely difficult uh would you take would you take what you think 13 wide receiver presume Titan too but I oh there is hey Xavier you know I I love you I really do Xavier Lopez when I say that I mean it sincerely when you break him up into this many different questions it's hard to we got you we'll follow along we'll do it though let me start from the let's start from the beginning yo guys what about in a 16 team superflex start 11 2.0 tight end premium the war the top five tight ends score more or the same as the top 12 wide receivers how about this saier let me can you give me the league name we'll we'll run it on uh we'll run it on our stuff on the real one I'm just I'm listen I'm not the Ripoff version I'm GNA take for the Brand's sake I need to try to take the high road of uh something tonight because I know you ain't gonna be the uh the fa well you're the face of you're the face of the show but uh I a running a [ __ ] uh Trinity you you know what happens butt [ __ ] or whatever it is you know what happens when you don't train and prep up Jord Mason for the media you get a [ __ ] blunder you know like that poor kid I got that I got that manscape money now you know what wait wait wait till my balls are fresh wait till you hear who's uh who might be joining squads be interesting to hear anyway all right so username I'm looking for it you got it because I'm drunk as [ __ ] well he hasn't typed it in so I I mean I don't I don't have it uh I'm ready to argue he wants to argue bud if you one thing no one probably has quite an understanding appreciation for as well is that Mike dear God um look this dude gota like put like League IDs in you know that's how you know you've been using a janky [ __ ] service can we Mike can we do the back do the backwards uh programming here I don't sure I'm I'm pretty sure because we got this cool thing called the lab like I can like I we can we can test it in the lab and figure out what what the the type is right we can figure out what the blood type is is it typo nope that didn't work I don't even know how the [ __ ] you doing on like [ __ ] here we go we got it we got it oh you know what's crazy the username is literally his YouTube that's that's awesome awesome okay look at that [ __ ] here's what I'll say Xavier love you buddy all right if you ain't first you're last is the first League that pulls up so you already win in my you're you've won my heart there that's pretty good pretty good okay so [ __ ] cougars what's the league name we don't know oh it is if you're first or last I use subpar Services I think that's the league name well like can if you judge if you judged me based on all the services that I've ever used ever in my life for that's true B you want to talk about not not being worthy um no pun intended right I have a lifetime subscription to a VR porn site you know that'll never go bad right you're probably always G to use that and you want to know what I'm talking about when I'm like we're not going to just throw this kid up as our face to the media he's goingon to answer questions that aren't asked that are going to kill the brand like nobody asked you know nobody [ __ ] ask just just unsolicited to the MK uh and believe me they and myself I think we all believe you so I appreciate the honesty speaking of honesty Mike we got this up can I tell you that this tight end line is not even close to the greatest I've seen really surprise surprise you you seem genuinely surprised no I'm not iamn you know I'm being I'm on my game I'm on my game I pulled this team up on the lab too hey yo this is awesome do you like that like we double team them Xavier one thing that I I'm sure you're not ready for is a Mike and Adam you know does [ __ ] hillbilly holler have a lap is that what they have yeah they had to make it somehow that's true they probably stole it from somebody from um if you ain't first you're last want me to [ __ ] not have a crack voice real talk here real talk your team is not good it's not good sa I know you wanted a question answered that you paid money for but Mike's going to talk to you about something else all right you're you're going to the guidance counselor's office for a little bit your your team is not good in this league it is not good it's time for a the last the last thing I would be doing is trading for the shittier position thanks for the Super Chat by the way keep them coming I would rather keep the top 12 wide receiver type by far in way on my shittier squad for tradability in the future and team building like I am not going into the tight end position ever ever not that is the last thing I build up Mike's talking about it like it's a [ __ ] haunted house or some [ __ ] I'm not going in ever yeah Dr tck hit it so sry tck my bad Mr Rock tight end is the least of your problems the the the tight the tight end line in 2024 if we were going to use that which I was strongly suggest not doing is quite a sight for Sor eyes now if this is if this is the correct League like I'm still also trying to figure out where the top 12 wide receiver comes from but if you're talking about in the reverse like would you trade a George KD for a top 12 wide receiver yes put it in reversee that the dude's on the [ __ ] this one this arm God [ __ ] me up George K's right behind me looking at me while I say get the [ __ ] off my team George take your party bus and you're smoking hot wife pack your [ __ ] and get the [ __ ] off speaking of pack while I go get a top 12 wide receiver that everybody in my [ __ ] league is going to want at some point we are we are I don't give a [ __ ] what the warp says we are significant and sincerely pass the time we should be exiting um speaking of get the [ __ ] out we are we have overstate our welcome of our own channel a good bit I will tell you those aier since you paid good money for this $1.99 no I mean listen we we once Mike only had a dollar tier we still only have a dollar no I'm saying that was that was the only you you could only pay us a single dollar for it I I won't scoff at a19 I won't scoff at Double that ever in the history of my life [ __ ] the strippers of the fantasy football industry we only accepted once what do you mean how you use that why you using that in past tense were like we are still the strippers of the fantasy football industry we only accept on now last year Tay Adams was um the wide receiver 12 okay over to warp now last last year the two tight end was for the season Travis Kelce now I mean that also like I just want to put it out there too both of those players if you just go if you try to use warp as just a singular player analysis thing it's not really the best view of it because guess what both those dudes [ __ ] you down the stretch hard it didn't matter which one you had that warp wasn't being captured at all my friends not at all some of us some of us pay to be [ __ ] hard all right I I want to get out of here so bad and I can't I you know what Xavier sometimes things just aren't meant to be and um you know not meant to be is you trying to buy these tight ends you're beautiful if it's to be it will be um I think is something that somewhere some person said I'll be honest with everybody here the the the Crickets that I'm getting on my side are are defening um we are I don't know I I don't know how much faith I have in humanity when we are still at a record number of people here when we are Mike he won't wake up as bad as he did the Jen Herz Patrick Mahomes speaking of which we got at least 200 get probably over a thousand easy every one of you should if You' made it to this point go do yourself a really big favor because you owe it to yourself if you're here with South Armon to enjoy life go back to an earlier time a a younger version of Mike and myself when we were doing content similar evening of tonight we used to binge content three episodes in a day we did a uh video on Jaylen Herz and Patrick Mahomes we called it name brand offbrand actually a series that I still to this day although everyone doesn't click on it and like watch it one of my favorites we called it Jaylen Herz and Patrick Mahomes before it was cool Jaylen Herz the offbrand however you wouldn't you may not know it based on the video we put out um I'll just leave you with that you should give yourself a it's a good 10 15 minute video oh it's it's a it's a fantastic watch well no no no I'm just saying like this one isn't that bad I'm not slurring my words I just said that it's not I'm saying it's you are not as bad as that you're not g to go puke but uh yeah you that's actually now you're scaring of me that's what you told me that day too um I was dehydrated that day if you're dehydrated Oh I thought you talking about tonight you were scared no no we're we're good we're good today I drink plenty of water I had like bottles water listen uh I'm sorry that you came in right as we're leaving we unfortunately thanks have needed to go uh he is looking great looking fantastic Joe you can watch it back um if you do have two hours to spare or you could probably you crank through this in an hour right go to 2x if you're that type I mean it's worth the watch it's absolutely worth the watch and I I'm not someone that just parades around our content like I don't just Spam my content to my friends but if I have a good piece I'm like listen man do yourself a favor pop this pop this bad boy on I would say pop this bad boy on make sure you check out manscaped use the promo code SH ff20 if you're not into you know shaving your downstairs you want to let that bush go I won't judge you but at least go check out sign [ __ ] sh doit make sure you dot the eye at least if you're going to have that thing cover it up with something nice okay cover that [ __ ] Bush up with a jersey that might be signed we get we'll get the thumbs right here I don't know that we're going to get the thumbs right I think we're going to have a lot of thumbs down to be frank with you what the [ __ ] are you saying what am I say if if that's the thing that you're confused about from this episode or anyone's confused about from this episode I I farted it it was iffy it's time to go I thought it was going to be silent that was that that would be honest with you it was a fart we'll see you back here same time same place potentially uh God willing that we are not that n one of you snitch and tell the cops on us we love you love you [Music]