Michael Douglas | Nick Mullen

Published: Aug 11, 2024 Duration: 00:02:37 Category: Comedy

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on how are you guys doing yeah that's a cool that's like a very like 1950s boyfriend girlfriend look the full like the full remember how like the front seat of a car used to just be for like just for sexual assault you don't need any middle [ __ ] just [ __ ] that's very cool do you carry a knife you little like 50s guy knife I love those they need to bring it back you know like the switch blade yeah switch blade that's what it they called stilettos stilos isn't it like a butly no not a butterfly knife that's the one from falling down with Michael that's the best scene in that movie when he's like let me try that it's like Michael Douglas had to like work with a butterfly knife coach presumably and brought a guy on the set who had to like go into his trailer and be like show him tricks like I think [Music] got guys Michael Douglas [Applause] F what if I just did that I was like I want to keep it Loose tonight and I do podcast bits from what's his Donald Trump guy no he's is he dead he's not done he got cancer from veganism vegetarianism so just a [ __ ] eating call B that was really that white culture peaked with Michael Douglas I think like the [ __ ] 1980s where like yeah people want like eight or nine movies about him getting close to you that's what people want a man that could be anywhere between the ages of 30 and 78 [ __ ] a woman that looks exact like him having weird having weird bitey sex with with Glen Close he's always doing that making love to you is sexy disgust gross something great he's like the least horny guy he's like the most horny and the least sexual you know what I mean like it's pretty hard like it's pretty hard to make me be like Ah that's too much

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