Ep. 249: The Krabby Patty Formula

ladies and gentlemen welcome back to the shuffle podcast episode 249 I'm Joe I'm Lauren Lauren how the heck are you fan tabulous how are you that's great I'm also great whoa yeah also great I said fan tabulous I'm also I'm not saying that I wanted you so bad no no no no bummer not enough money in the world yep update for you big news uh oh big big news and then we're going to get to the draft don't you guys worry we're starting off strong with news biggest news I think ever to come out uh in the history of news let me pull the picture cuz I don't have it ready at hand cuz I wasn't prepared hey now um you're an All-Star I'm ready um I was born ready biggest news ever came out recently Wendy's is going on a collab with SpongeBob whoa for the Krabby Patty really play the thing it's time for the moment you've been waiting for [Laughter] [Music] PR preparing the Krabby paty that's right Wendy's just cling and are you is horrible in honor of uh to celebrate the show SpongeBob's 25th anniversary uh coming this October 25th 25th anniversary of SpongeBob [ __ ] Squarepants it's older than me yeah I know um it's younger than I am yeah cuz you're old okay um this October spe specifically October 8th uh and this is happening AC across the US Canada and Guam shout out Guam woo um uh they are bringing the Krabby Patty to life at Wendy's there's a crabby patty Meal which includes Krabby Patty a premium cheeseburger with Wendy's fresh never Frozen beef uh trademarks by I know I like that they have to explain that first topped with fresh produce and a secret crabby patty sauce capturing the magic of the iconic fictional sandwich for SpongeBob fans it also comes with a pineapple under the sea Frosty um in honor of SpongeBob's home this Frosty made with our signature vanilla Frosty swirled with pineapple mango puree offering a first ofit kind dessert experience for fans of all ages don't like pineapple but sign me the [ __ ] up for that um and then hot and crispy medium fry because it says no meal would be complete without the perfect uh compliment hot and crispy fries what do you think the sauce is uh I think it's probably the same sauce that's every like it's like Big Mac sauce right like it's just like some sort of like off yellow off orange colored sauce that all taste the same really if you try them next to each other Chick-fil-A sauce big neck sauce it's like a like a Mayo mixture of some sort gross I don't like any of those sauces well you're going to try this I am going to try the kabi Patty because it is Iconic this is I saw this uh I actually saw this last week and didn't bring it up until this one because we rambled in the last episode right um yeah we didn't even get the chance yeah but October 8th I don't know if it's going to be every single it says across the us so I would I would assume it's going to be every single Wendy's that we can get our grubby little fingertips on yeah but they also said because this is like a press it's not a press release TR I don't know I'm guessing they like I'm guessing Nickelodeon probably reached out to multiple fast food places mhm and I don't know like made the offer yeah um I don't know I mean not I don't know that any others one would make sense I don't know but um this the art the picture that I have I'll show you the picture which I already did but yeah um it looks like something that's like hanging up like in the break room look like it wasn't supposed to be released or something yeah it looks secret it's like a a print out I also hope that it's real that's my concern is like could this be fake I didn't just play that whole audio for nothing it better be real first of all are we sure it's the 25th anniversary of SpongeBob this year that sounds right up I would but I would guess like [Music] 98 but the way that this is made it like looks very legitimate um 99 99 so it would be 25 this year um they're like they talk about like how they're sending um each restaurant will also receive 500 limited edition SpongeBob sticker sheets in their merchandise kits encourage your teams to hand these out directly to customers or include them in the bag with each crabby patty ordered while supplies last creating a memorable kickoff to the special promotion additionally local call to order tactics Will Made available starting August 19th so this is already like this notice was sent to restaurants um August 16th 2024 so very recently this was sent out interesting and it it it seems very legitimate I have no reason to believe that this should be fake I was like reading the comments and nobody seemed to like say anything like this like nobody didn't believe it right so this is either the biggest prank ever uh or this is actually happening and I really hope that it's the ladder yeah I really hope that it's actually happening they're going to be doing like a whole they said we're launching in full three sorry we're launching a full full 360° campaign with national TV advertising earned media and restaurant merch that sounds exaggerated well think about it right like SpongeBob celebrating his 25th anniversary Wendy's is going to go all in with the Krabby P like it like SpongeBob isn't going to do [ __ ] but Wendy's is going to make commercials like crazy yeah they're going to have SpongeBob all over their [ __ ] yeah that's true that's true I'm excited I'm not the biggest fan of Wendy's Burger favorite fast food Burger ooh uh Five Guys yes um I agree with that um I'm so I'm not the biggest fan of Wendy's fresh never Frozen beef one cuz I don't believe it two because I don't think that's possible in a industry I don't think it is either but also like how is their meat Square CU it's it's mushed why is it how do you make a patty in the first place h Huh how do you make a Patty you squish meat yeah yeah but it ends up in a circle because you purposely Patty it you can mold it to be any shape guess but why Square why not why Square on round bun SpongeBob maybe that's why they're the ones yeah square SpongeBob square Square meat oh God not SpongeBob square meat oh no please move on um so yeah I'm very excited October 8th is two days after your birthday said it is few days after Lauren's birthday uh one day after we would normally record an episode assuming come October we're still recording on Mondays um so we're gonna have to figure out maybe that week we we purposely do it opening night maybe that week we purposely do it opening night Tuesday chees Tuesday where Wendy's yeah play I think we will be first in line 100% right in the morning I'll go before work hell yeah no I will R drop rope drop Wendy SpongeBob Burgers crabby patty crabby were you a big SpongeBob person as K oh I love SpongeBob really yes have you heard the theory about what the secret sauce is the dark Theory no that it's made of whale and that's why you only the only whale you ever SE is Pearl think you think Mr cra ABS you don't see a single other whale there are many squids you see SpongeBob's parents you see Patrick's parents and sister you see uh Mr Krab's mom you see what else I don't even know all the different sea creatur obviously the fish I thought it was just a uh I thought the whole point of SpongeBob was like uh it was an it was a to bring notice to wailing try and stop wailing touche not that they not that they were killing the whales Mr Krabs himself out there [ __ ] poaching for sauce else is he getting the sauce from tons of Plankton it's definitely not Plankton and unless you're watching that one episode where they tricked Plankton into telling him that it was made with Plankton yes I do remember that you remember when all like all his cousins come though they're all Hillbillies yeah mbob got some bangers in there SpongeBob is just nowadays bad God awful horrid yeah oh God when the Creator when the original Creator died R yeah I would say the first 10 years oh solid I would go anything P into the 2010s you ruined it yeah I agree I remember there's one episode that like haunts me to this day you know how like everybody thinks of like that one episode of C Cowardly Dog which one the uh return the slab or something like that whatever it is no I don't remember what it exactly what the line is but there's like one episode of C the Cowardly Dog that like everybody remembers and it's like [ __ ] haunting really I'll have to find um but there's one episode of SpongeBob that does that for me and it's the one where uh Squidward I think this is like short this was like the first episode where things started getting like weird on SpongeBob um it Squidward was worried about his clarinet in some form or fashion and so he locked it in a safe and SpongeBob went into said safe and the safe led to this [ __ ] LSD world that was just weird what episode I have no clue what episode that is don't know but it [ __ ] insane it was the weirdest [ __ ] episode I was like what am I watching yeah and it was just it was out there um yeah it was [ __ ] weird the episode that made me paranoid is the one where Squidward giv his clarinet stuck in his throat and they shrink down and go into the subm Marine go into him oh yes and I they like nearly kill him and stuff that makes me very paranoid I don't like that cuz you're afraid of what are you afraid of I don't like oh God I don't know what part of that unrealism makes you afraid like the thought of oh my God this is this springboard here have you seen the trailer for The Alien movie Romulus with the aliens going in the mouth and like embedding I don't that's I hate that I hate the thought of like like parasitic stuff and I don't like things being inside like that so the thought like trying to work I'll keep my thoughts to myself yeah thank you um the thought of like the tiny submarine like going in and like messing things up and you have no control like Ant-Man or whatever like have you seen any like superher that go inside and just like destroy you from the inside or whatever or like even super villains so had in end game man gone up thanos's ass and expanded that would have freaked you I would have been like yeah I don't know if I would have liked that death for Thanos no I don't wish that upon anyone I don't like the thought of anything going inside and ruining like from the inside because you have no control you know what I mean yeah yeah I hate that thought process okay yeah yeah yeah so that's why like the AL you know what I mean I there's no other way to word it okay that's why that trailer I hate you don't like things inside you I get it it's all right correct correct I just keep talking yeah yeah yeah yeah no I can fully relate to that I mean I can't relate to that at all but because it's not something that like I think would ever really happen to me but I get your point M that trailer did freak me out yeah I don't like that yeah when you see the the face what are they called face huggers yeah when you see that thing like remov from and it's like yeah I'm like oh no I'm not going to see that I cannot see that apparently it's doing really well in box office it's probably a phenomenal movie yeah I've never seen any of those movies I refuse because of those because of those face huggers that's the only reason I could deal with like a creepy the alien thing doesn't scare me and like the jump scares scare me but whatever but no yeah those are freaky I don't deal with that that I hate that I hate things that crawl when they like when they Shine the Light through her chest and you just see it moving oh [ __ ] that yeah now you see what I mean yeah but like it's just like that like I don't think like I'm not afraid of that happening to me I just don't like seeing it okay I'm afraid of it you're afraid of it happening to you yeah yes that would be the worst Alien Encounter also you know how strong a flashlight has to be to shine through your [ __ ] body yeah dude that I don't understand how that scene work was the most unrealistic scene in the trailer she like pulls out a shirt and does this I'm like there's so much that the like thickest part what are you doing yeah yeah world's strongest flashlight the flashlight alone probably just gave her her yeah yeah she she probably just ruined it for herself anyway she was dead either way yeah she it was going to happen regardless yep absolutely oh God long story short uh we will Circle back to the Krabby Patty in October when it comes out yes if this isn't a prank and and if it is a prank we're g to make our own crabby patties sure yeah come October um so look forward to that but that is [ __ ] I'm ectic [Music] that's pretty good thank you yeah I I think that's going to be a highlight of my honestly I don't care about my birthday anymore you could just say it's coming out for your birthday I feel like it is I feel like they thought of me even though I've never had Wendy's before well that makes sense with your last name yeah I can't feel like legally no I I'm kind of spotted near a Wendy's I'm kind of obligated to go to one fast food and one fast food only yeah I think like there's like a restraining order you can't be within 100 feet no you I I've never shown you but I actually have a tag down here yeah I've copyright property yeah I got braced was branded by the unfortunately I have the Arches right on the bottom of oh God not the the golden arches the golden arches just yeah speaking of feet you got something oh my gosh this is good this happened you got this yesterday yes I got this yesterday so not me but a friend um who is on Tinder got not like didn't get matched with but this account popped up on her profile and she sent it to me you said on hinge right no Tinder Tinder Tinder Tinder um and she sent it to me I was like oh my God I just have to read like this needs to be read aloud like this needs to be read aloud and I'm going to break it down you can barely see we have the name we have their like they're about me and everything like that um and I'm not going to disclose the like exact location cuz he also mentions location just fair not that it really matters they'll never know but just for that reason um so the name is aspiring foot slave age 25 aspiring so he's not he's not there yet he's looking to be a foot slave looking to be a he's probably in defeat now oh I'm sure he's in defeat now you don't aspire to be a foot slave whatever that even means by the way and that is his name not there's no you know yeah it's not Jimmy James yeah oh wow Jes it's it's aspiring foot slave that's all we get for that aspiring foot slave 25 years old he's 25 young according to his profile at the top of the profile it's a little different at the bottom of the profile okay PS is about me uh submissive guy naturally if he's looking who is always happy to serve under a powerful individual's feet 24 so now so now he's aged 24 he's not he's 24 he's not 25 he's athletic and willing to go both ways does that mean he has bisexual in his profile as well so I'm assuming he'll take some dick it'll take some men's feet oh right I forgot it's aspiring foot slave correct he'll take a he'll take a bigger foot shoe size yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um maybe he's willing to go both ways as then he'll give you your feet or his feet uh maybe who knows I wonder no he wouldn't be an aspiring foot slave if he's willing to be the dominating one with the feet the powerful feet you're right you're right he's the submissive guy um I am a happy guy who enjoys let's just pause for a second pause I would hope he's a happy guy I I would hope that as somebody who's obsessed with feet to the point where you're an aspiring foot he's doing good probably you're happy in life he's content with his life SES if you're if you're miserable in that field then maybe you don't have a foot fetish yeah and just like yeah maybe that's not where you're me but I'm glad he specified I'm a happy yeah cuz I don't know I mean she probably wouldn't have like SW swed it would have been weird if he said I'm a sad guy like that's just weird to say in a profile guys say that though guys say that on they're a sad guy oh man I'll show you sometime when I find because C's full of guys who are cheating on their girlfriend and guys who just got out of a relationship I'm going to show you another oh my God another account that came up with me where you know how some accounts will show their Instagrams yeah the whole Instagram him and his girlfriend nowhere on the bio says we're looking for a third the whole Instagram is there's also a lot of those on Tinder yeah they're looking for a third guys and girls looking for a third but really it's the guy looking for a third and guys who just got out of a relationship that's the account um wow yeah that is it's and but nowhere on the account says that they're looking for a third that man has muscles on muscles holy hell yeah I'm glad I scrolled down to the Instagram because I was like that's wild yeah weird you think she knows I sure hope so why would you put your Instagram on your your that's a ballsy move yeah to put your Instagram which very clearly has your girlfriend all over it on your Tinder yeah like it's every photo it's like six photos of him and his girlfri girlfriend those are the only pictures they have on it anyways back to footman yeah he's a happy guy who enjoys to serve and worship he's also willing to serve other men if you enjoy that I don't would love to chat more you don't I don't want to be served by another man and then he says he's at this place and would love to meet anybody into domination and kink what is into Kink into Kink because I know what kinks are and I there are several Kinks what is being into Kink I I think this guy is new I think this is a newbie and that's why he's aspiring I don't think he knows what he's getting himself know the Tinder well I don't think he knows how to Tinder I don't think he knows how to Kink I don't think he knows he does not know Kink he doesn't know Kink I'm wondering if he meant in that sentence like into his kink like and just left out the this like into this Kink or he just said but I feel like he was just like into foot into foot like feet play foot play foot play yeah football foot football yeah into Kink I into domination and kink this character exist out there and I respect the hustle were there pictures of him uh not in the screenshot I received so she probably have long gone swiped left it's gone now um however I think if you're not going to include your name like I don't know that you would include your face strictly and how is it that you young people say it for the plot yes I'm wiping for that guy really 1,000 to see where it goes you need to you would be horrible on a dating app because there's so many accounts on dating app yeah I have been I know no no no no I'm saying like not for your own sake I'm saying there's so many dating that was so mean um there's so many dating like profiles that are like Kermit the Frog and it's just pictures like gag ones and you would just be like I just was for the plot like let's see what's happening no cuz that's just like dumb but like this one it's like aspiring foot that's like that one if it's like a if it's theog and they're like you know hardy har har I'm [ __ ] ker i' be like that's stupid but someone's like someone's like I'm want to dominated I want to be handcuff to a bed and beat the [ __ ] out of me you'd be like I'd be like yeah let's find out what you're into for real that's insane I want to just like just to get the messages going to be like tell me about it the so curious yeah like have you done this before are you just now learning you're into it how did you discover you're into it what porn were you watching that made you realize like whoa yeah there's some weird [ __ ] and I respect everyone's choices there's some weird I do not I know you're not supposed to Kink shame but I'm going to shame the [ __ ] out of you if you're into weird [ __ ] touche yeah I don't know I like I would you're into weird [ __ ] aren't you I am not into weird [ __ ] thank you I'm into the most normal [ __ ] I just I'm gonna reach out to some of the guys you've been with and find that out for for sure they have not found out everything cuz they're lame um I just don't think I don't know to each their own what you do on your own time is what you do on your own time as long as it's safe and not like like sa in both weird yeah as long as it's safe not [ __ ] weird and you don't tell me about it do whatever the hell you want no I I get what you're saying right like if it's if it's in the comfort of your own bedroom or dungeon um by all means have at it do you know what show I found oh no it's a dungeon makeover show like an HG GTV show it's not on that channel it's on Netflix and it's like couples reaching out to this lady who builds like sex dungeons and so they like hey we have this room we want to renovate so they come in and do a full renovation and then they reveal the new Sex Dungeon and they show all the different types of furniture and like all the different like there's like over here you have like these chains like you can like link up to this is how you can use this chair in M multiple ways and it's a show on Netflix it's so entertaining what in the and these are normal [ __ ] people and they're like we don't use our office anymore cuz we like have retired or like we're just like oh the kids grew up so we don't need a playroom and they they renovated they painted all black and red and velvet it's always red I hate that one family did like a like a forest theme like very yes like they had like all wood like all hardwood stuff they had like really pretty like pine trees and whatnot and they just had like it was super like cabin Co I was like so they're like fairies those people they're like they probably dress up asir but that was the one who changed the play and it's like literally their sun room type thing like there it had French doors out to the backyard but they keep them locked so guests don't go in there but like other families I've seen do hidden bookshelves like they hide the room which God forbid if I ever were to decide to make a Sex Dungeon in my house it would not just be a locked door that [ __ ] would be hidden yeah I would not and maybe tell you want people asking about it you don't want to have guest over and they're like oh so and you're giving them like the tour of the house they're like oh what's this room and you're like nothing nothing yeah I feel like my friends I would tell cuz it's funny it's for the plot um but like my parents I wouldn't just be like oh my God how would you tell your parents something like that dude okay think about it this is a show on Netflix all these people their families can all see these houses their house now yeah how would you tell your parents that I don't even know that my mom knows I've had at sex and I'm 28 years old my mom probably thinks I haven't had my first kid no but yeah seriously like that's not something you T that's so taboo so like why would you you keep that you keep your personal life private especially if you're going to have a a Sex Dungeon it's rough sex you know what I mean like how do you tell your parents you're having that kind of yeah how does one discover that they're into something like that who yeah is it like they were spanked as a child and immediately they found out or was it like as they grew up I feel like it's as you they found themselves craving that spanking again yeah cuz it's not like you get like choked as a kid you know and then some kids might Bart Simpson goes through it I guess but like don't watch The Simpsons but oh well you're right I you didn't mistake but you know that reference because that's iconic yes yes yes yes um yeah but like I feel like that is just it happens you're like oh yeah although I feel like choking is a very mild thing yeah CU that's that a good majority of people are into yeah cuz that's a blood flow thing like don't choke me ever you like being choked I I'm not a I don't think I'm a I don't think I'm a fan of being choked I'm like trying to think it's hard to think in the moment or it's hard to think of the moment when you're not in the moment right um I don't I don't it's a it's a it's like a Head Rush thing though it's it's blocking off the yeah yeah yeah I know what it's doing but like that makes more sense than like I don't want to say makes more sense I I'm not saying I dis I'm not saying it it'll like if it happens I'm like you know I'm R the night's ruined where yeah where are you going with I don't know I'm just like choking I'm like no I'm I'm out I'm done I quit I didn't sign up for this I draw the line yeah you're sh word I don't have a safe word um I tried to come up with something like really funny just then but I couldn't think of something fast enough so I just said I didn't have one um no I don't need a safe word because I don't do weird [ __ ] [ __ ] you go crazy if you need a safe word you're taking it too far in my opinion no but there's um yeah no cuz I feel like no no cuz I feel like there's a point where maybe you're just like kind of like over that action maybe you just like you just like penguins really quick yeah say penguins and then you move on to something else yeah feel like it takes you out of it like ruin the shouldn't be yeah but it shouldn't be Penguins yeah I mean that will take anybody out of the M obviously yeah okay so what's a good safe word stop yeah but that's you can't like I think stop is like the dedicated the designated not safe word correct that's like we're done done yeah that is the xn word I don't know again I don't have a safe word so okay neither do I we'll have to get somebody on who does yeah I'm proud to say that I don't think I know anybody who has a safe word and is into like aggressively overly sexual things I'll ask a few people have some ideas in mind yeah I don't if you're listening you know who you are oh my God interview s if I found out that like one of my like guy friends was into some like crazy [ __ ] I genuinely don't know how I would react I just feel like I wouldn't care I want to say that but I also know how judgmental of a person I am T see I guess maybe I'm not like as I am judgmental but like not that bad yeah like I mean I've been friends with some of my girlfriends back home for like 10 plus years I probably just so like to find out yeah I might I might just question I'm like tell me about it what do you what does it do for being mutilated how do you enjoy that getting pissed on tell me oh my God how how does anybody like that yeah that one no shame shame I don't know Shame Shame shame shame shame I just don't know King Shame King Shame King Shame never thought you'd say that word that many times in one podcast no um yeah I don't know I don't even know how we got here again I guess just don't put it in an obvious room yeah and don't put it on Netflix but I I think like realistically the people that like the people that are into that and willing to do something like that if they're willing to do it on Netflix people already know or they don't have friends and family it's just the two of them violently [ __ ] each other yeah happens yeah those the the furniture is crazy yeah sex Furniture is like a whole other Beast yeah I wonder if there's like is there a store magazines for it it's like yeah think of those think of all those giant Highway stores yeah the like Lion's Den there's a warehouse for sex Furniture ad and Eve yeah all of the I've never been to one of those stores I haven't either but there's the giant okay did you think I had I thought for a second just because I'm naming off a bunch few of them no because I like I distinctly remember as you're driving down like major highways there's just a ton of of those giant Billboards XXX store yeah yeah and you're just like they can they can do that walk get [ __ ] like yeah you know it's fun just Walkin is welcome yeah I don't know they're big warehouses though yeah and I'm like also you can't take pictures in them mhh cuz they sell porn I worked at a video store that sold that rented out porn yeah cuz most do not anymore I don't think well video stores don't exist anymore right um but the so I worked at Family Video which is now out of business um but family Family Video the one the one that I originally worked at did not have any did not have a porn section um but there was was it like locked like or could anyone just walk right through the Section there was a separate door to it but I don't think that door was locked yeah so like a kid couldn't just like wander down the aisle and like on the left would be like yeah titties and be like um titties and Barney titties and Barney the two thing that every the two things that every kid needs um no but it was a separate room I don't think that room was locked but there was always the same type of people that would come in for that section interesting yeah it was weird um I'm not here to judge or you know shame but the internet's free just saying um I need to spend $2 on a rental at Family Video but anyways so like there the store that I originally worked at did not have one but then there were other stores in the in the city of my like the city that grew up uh that I we would like you could like go to and like work at if they needed coverage CU all the stores are the same and there was one where I got there one day and uh I got a return and I was like what the [ __ ] is this I found out that there was this whole other section of the store I had that yeah that's wild whoa that's wild yeah I can't even imagine yeah why would you pay so silly but people pay all the time actually true people do pay all the time to be fair that's actually one people drop loads money Bus drop loads of money on sex and porn yep which just H yeah humans are weird they're so things that you can get for free and you voluntarily pay for dumb I say voluntarily voluntarily pay for voluntarily yeah sure did did we do the draft oh my God no we didn't I just here I was like let's get into the draft where did how did we get from Wendy's to rough sex King how did we get to when we mentioned feet feet McDonald's you're right and he says Kink okay Kink yeah yep yep okay today's draft this week's draft is cereal yeah um the best kinds of cereal Best Brands there is a right answer not Brands but no cereals just cereals brands are like General Mills yeah uh so the best cereals uh we're going top three yeah I mean I only have four I have four written down if you take all three I have a fifth in my in the back of my head though I'll I'll throw in one just for [ __ ] and You' got the first round pick yeah yeah cuz you had it last week yeah first round pick Lucky Charms it's the best that was my number one yes oh I lost it my team is the best it is superior that is a good that's a that's a bomb [ __ ] cereal that is so good correct correct do you drink the green milk at the end I don't put milk in my cereal at all what do you put in your cereal dry I eat it raw like the [ __ ] desert you're raw doging your cereal raw doging cereal nothing in there that is a bold strategy straight up maybe not even my spoon I might just yeah manhandle that cereal never have you put milk in your Cal your entire life correct milkless yeah interesting yeah I don't know I don't it's a texture thing I think I've tried I've tried it before okay I take it back I've tried it before but not like my own bowl like I've tried it through my friends like my brothers whatever just to like see if I wanted to pour in milk um I don't like soggy cereal well that's how you just eat it fast enough I like to take my time is a very important time of my day and I this I eat for like an hour for breakfast like I sit and enjoy my breakfast other meals I woof Down breakfast I will make sure like unless I never eat breakfast yeah that's absurd if I'm on crunch time I'll wo it down especially if I'm hungry but like when I make like I get up really early before work or before anything not because I need time to get ready I can do my makeup and like do something with my hair in like 15 20 minutes I sit and eat for like an hour I'll like prep food for like 30 minutes and eat for 30 minutes and make it a whole thing Jesus so with the milk that ruins that process I have to Wolf it down and not enjoy the food versus here I can take all the cereal out first I could eat all the charms out first I eat charms in a certain order oh do you eat them in in order no uh maybe I used to when I was a kid I had had charms God no um I'm sure it ended with the green hatch though Hearts stars horses clovers blue moons hourglasses rainbows and tasty red balloons do you ate them in that order sometimes it depends on my mood depends on how much time I had before school I didn't have that much time before elementary school or middle school or whenever I was eating this but normally my go-to mhm cereal all the cereal first naturally then charms and if I had time one at a time if I didn't just Spoonful chunks of them cuz you know how they get sticky by then and all Clump together well you don't know cuz you make them all soggy um but they do they Clump you eat them oh I have eaten dry lucky charm I'm about to go pick some up after this honestly I haven't had it in years oh same I don't know the last time I had Lucky Charms it's so good yeah damn I'm sorry I took your number one what's your number one my number one now is Golden Crisp which is a puffed wheat cereal waa hot take I've never even heard of that oh my God it is the [ __ ] best what is it what does it compare to um there's two types of cereal that are the exact same there's Golden Crisp and honey smacks honey smacks have a frog on the box Golden Crisp has a bear they're both just like honey covered um but puffed wheat cereal interesting yeah but oh God is it now honey smacks dog [ __ ] absolutely terrible cereal Golden Crisp hits pop tier cereal interesting and and and you're not alone in not having heard of it a l a lot of is that a northern thing no they've got uh at least honey smacks down here huh um Golden Crisp I've not seen everywhere okay um but they definitely have puffed wheat cereal all the yeah that exists um and honey smacks and golden C are probably the I think the two popular if I'm being honest interesting um but they are it is so [ __ ] good and oh God I love it my mom used to buy cuz there's like if you go to Walmart they have like Great Value cereal y right my mom would occasionally bring back it's such a massive bag yeah she would bring that home and I'm like Mommy got to stop buying this great value cereal it's dog [ __ ] Great Value uh puffed wheat cereal which is what it was just called uh honey wheat I think just awful awful awful awful cereal and you get it in like dog food size proportions yeah but Golden Crisp brown box bear on the front the best I disagree but okay so good that was my number two but now it's my number one ouch on number two for you my number two Cinnamon Toast Crunch that's a good one I don't like it a it's not even on my list wow the sugar on that wo see and I I used to eat it as a kid and then I hit a point in my life where I was like this is awful cereal so to be fair I don't think I could consistently eat it like if I don't know that I could finish a whole box like if I bought one now I would have a bowl right now just to have it again but then I probably wouldn't I would take another Hiatus because it's just kind of a very overbearing flavor it's a very rich cereal yeah yeah I mean I think I think a lot of people would put that as their number one or number two just like you have um I again it did not make my list at all because I think it is a terrible God awful series I think it's great if you get a good I know everybody likes the milk on that too but yeah that's a popular one with milk if you get a good square with a lot of sugar on it you just put it on like like as if it's a tab on your tongue and let it soak it's you drug good sometimes what's your two my number two which was my number three apple cinnamon Cheerios oh still get the cinnamon in there that's a good pick love Apple classic interesting you're not going to like my number three really yeah is is it [ __ ] Cookie Crisp oh no okay it's Cheerios just plain plain Cheerios with no milk raw plain Che two years old yes I yes it's but playing with your [ __ ] cheerers and then slobbering all over your hand nasty um I used to put sugar on it though like like in your sugar like regular sugar sprinkled over and it would just it would just sit there though fit to the bottom and at the very end I'd lick and just eat sugar oh my and that was how I started my day I didn't do that very often I did that feel like it make the cereal sweeter in any way yeah but for the most part it just slowly like filtered through to the bottom so not all of it got covered so then my number four is frosted Cheerios because it's kind of like the same frosted Cheerios was my was the one I had in the back like in you take all of mine frosted Cheerios were gas they were really good I discovered that on a sleepover we all got hungry at like 2: a.m. and went rumaging through the pantry and she was like oh we could eat some Cheerios and I found them I was like this is the best treat ever so good they're good they're really good so good that milk holy hell that's another level of milk it's a drug that is it really is addicting um my number three to go pick up lucky charm my number three is uh on the same same page as your number four Frosted Flakes okay okay so that was like my number five just because I've like I don't eat them but like it's the same concept yeah yeah um yeah frosted flakes are frosted cereals that's a cereal you got to eat quick though Frosted Flakes if you're I mean again because I put milk in my cereal uh you got to eat it quick because you got about 15 maybe 20 seconds before get so soggy before they are literally turning into pulp yeah yeah oh see that's so gross yeah but I can down a bowl of cereal in [ __ ] 3 seconds you know what they should do yeah they should make all right invention here's how inventions work to little throwback to last week's episode they should make like a bar that is a cereal that you can dunk in milk and eat it so a giant make cereal bars what where stores oh but you're talking about like Rice Krispie bars or like lucky charm bars those are like purposely sugar glazed I mean like a big Cheerio like a giant Cheerio just want one big cheerio oh but you know what I mean like instead honestly don't okay so okay Rice Krispy Treats damn that should have been on my list no worst [ __ ] cereal ever made those not as a cereal but as a treat hate those too anyways get marshmallow out Rice Krispy treats you know when they make the bar version It's just rice krispy pellets all mushed together in a square with with marshmallow and it's held as one little bar because it's like a package like that instead of doing that you blow up the size of the treat as one giant pellet like one massive piece of rice yeah and then how do you eat it rice you dunk it in milk and bite it kind of like a big piece of bread that's what I'm say like a big Cheerio do you not see the vision here you just want one big Cheerio so that way instead of it make more sense to have a bar of Cheerios that you could d can eat yeah but then you still have to like put them like frost them all together so a frosted cereal bar yeah yeah but I'm saying instead of having too put frosting on you don't want a bar you want a ma you want a m large cereal massive version blow up the size of the cereal so then you can dunk it in the milk do you see what I mean what's it made of though the cereal it's still hard like a Cheerio it's a hard Cheerio but instead of being this big SI of a donut it's the size of a dut and then you can make a frosted Cheerio so instead of having a small frosted Cheerio it's the size of a donut that you could either eat like a doughnut like a crunch kind of like a rice cake crunch you know oh yeah do rice cakes dunk it in milk and then that way it doesn't get soggy disintegrate you can just dunk it and eat it with the milk on it like a Oreo cookie but yeah or make them Oreo okay yeah it doesn't have to be this [ __ ] big donut size it could be like Oreo size so instead of having them soak in the milk then maybe I would like you could like let it sit for a little bit yeah just like good okay you lost me with the dut size but you've sold me with the Oreo size scale it down a little bit now to the size of a cookie yeah okay yeah you couldn't do that with everything though Cheerios you absolutely could do that with you couldn't do it with the Frosted Flake why not because then you're just getting a tortilla yeah yeah exactly called a [ __ ] tortilla nobody dunks their tortilla in milk yes but it would be frosted and it would taste like cereal and it would just be like too easily no it wouldn't you can soak a chip in like a bag like a big bag of of chip-sized Frosted Flakes yes and you dun mil dun milk damn you're going I'm going places actually but right that down break that down that's pretty good that's a good [ __ ] idea I don't know how you do it but that's pretty good I it would be expensive that's that's that's the thing I'm thinking of because like I mean cereal in and of itself is already pretty expensive but right because you get about four meals out of it yeah but the other thing is like it's just like pop chips what pop chips it's a type of chip that's just like a um is it like a Corn based they're just like puffed no yeah I get puffed I don't know but it's just like any chip like you said it could be in a chip bag right no and I understand that but like the amount of the amount of uh whatever whatever frosted flakes are made out of wheat I don't I don't actually know that uh that goes into your average box of cereal MH well now we're talking about you have to basically quadruple that to get them you know triple the size so let's say you have to triple it to Triple the size so that way you can fill a bag a chip-sized bag which is the same size as a cereal box mhm and so the price is going to Skyrocket see I don't think it's going to take much more it will no think how much air is in those bags for starters okay so you fill it halfway yeah so you only ingredi you literally could just line up like this fits like 20 Cheerios that's overestimate yeah maybe 15 to 20 Cheerios in this space alone right that is barely that's not even like a fistful of Cheerios yeah but how many fistfuls are in a box a lot I understand that but I still don't think it's enough to fill a chip bag oh I think so no and plus this won't be advertised as a breakfast you know what I mean like this would probably be advertised as like a snack and it would be a healthy snack too especially you're Cheerios much how much this whole podcast is just business idea yeah how much you think you could charge for a bag of these like a a party party size bag however much much of Tostitos is you think you could charge the same as Tostitos probably less I think more really I think you have to go more for basic Cheerios no or yes no a bag of Doritos cost about five bucks yeah I would say it would be about five bucks maybe six to seven if you got like frosted or whatever no you can't change the price based on the flavor think about it if you go to if you look at the you go to Target and look at the aisle of Lays all Lays chips are exactly the same price regardless of the flavor oh really yeah oh I didn't know that then yeah I would say five bucks yeah but a box of cereal is already five bucks so then therefore be upcharged bucks for a bag of a bag of big siiz cereal mhm I wonder cereal crisps cereal crisps Cal you could just call them cereal chips yep cereal chips breakfast chips breakfast chips that's the brand and then breakfast chips Frosted Flakes breakfast chips you couldn't do Lucky Charms no you would have to do the basic on if you did Lucky Charms you'd be doing big Cheerios with just throw some marshmallows in there marshmallows in there stale marshmallows yeah you wouldn't be able to do Lucky Charms that's upsetting but you could do a Cinnamon Toast Crunch variant you could do a Cinnamon Toast Crunch that would be very easy and that would okay sure I was going to say they would taste like like French they wouldn't taste like cheit I mean they would look like cheit yeah yeah it would just be like a chees maybe bigger than that cuz they're already that size they're pretty close in size yeah yeah yeah I would I would go more like a club cracker moment oh so maybe you don't even sell them as chips then maybe you individually wrap line them up like crackers like a Ritz sleeve interesting okay they called breakfast crackers we need to stop rambling about this business come back to this that's a pretty good we're going to look this up see if somebody's already definitely already exists go to Target later I don't know that it does there's a chance it does not I hope not because I feel very smart it's a good idea I like it it is I think it's going places I like it as well um you you went on a trip recently you you I did oh my God forever ago now yeah yeah California um yeah I went to California for the first time I finally have touched two oceans yeah big accomplishment I was really excited I ran straight into that ocean I have been to California didn't go to the ocean I only did it because I wanted to touch say that you've been Coast to Coast like officially be Coast to Coast um yeah I spent most of my time in Anaheim did a lot of uh Disney Shenanigans for usual but I also went to like a county fair I went through like some Studio Lot tours saw some really cool stuff um yeah P the picture of where was it the place this this the lot where toy McGuire Spider-Man did the upside down kiss first I did the uh not not an ad but the Warner Brother Studio Lot tour um not a SP not a sponsor yet not a sponsor yet um no but I did their Studio Lot tour because I wanted to see some movie stuff while I was there I was like I'm in La let me do yeah whatever in Hollywood and basic tourist stuff yeah I wanted to just knock all the basic touristy stuff out and I got to see like a lot of the original suits of armor from like justice league and you know Batman Begins Batman Returns and they also drove by the alleyway with like the fire escape that Spider-Man hangs upside down from they have the cue rain pouring rain happening and he has his upside down kiss and I I was so happy to see that that made me happy most of that um sadly wasn't filmed in New York though which sucks it was what makes sense I feel like they don't back then they didn't film a lot on location a lot of it back then I think was filmed on Studio Lots nowadays I think they do a lot more oot and the boot a lot lot in oot and the boot a lot is in L or um London oh in Atlanta lot in Atlanta lot in DC and a lot in the UK okay I don't know why the UK oh in Australia a lot is in Australia a lot austr austalia um so that was kind of disappointing too down yeah we would we would ask we'd be like is there anything filmed from here where was this filmed and the lady would always just be like oh yeah so most of that was filmed in the UK but we do have this one prop and I was like why am I here you know like I should go to the [ __ ] UK I I asked about Barbie yeah cuz Barbie's worn Bros and I was like oh my God that's and she goes oh yeah most of that wasn't filmed here that was most I think she said Atlanta um everything's filmed in Atlanta now so much I was really disappointed by that she was like but we did have the Mojo Dojo Casa house in one of these sound stages and I was like where she was like oh not anymore I was like thanks do you have anything here please yeah um but Barbie was filmed in the same sound stage and I have to double check this I'm pretty sure if I remember right as Batman Returns yeah they have on outside of all the sound stages plaques with every movie that gets filmed in there so you can see and like there's stuff like all Amic is being used in one of them or like the shows they're working on too that have like long time running so friends was filmed there their their Sound Stage and their Sound Stage is named like the friends stage if you've been on long enough Big Bang Theory has their own like Sound Stage other films use it now like when shows have ended like friends um but that's like they get a major plaque that's cool um so that was really cool to see all of those kind of like iconic movies and iconic things um but yeah I got to see a lot of cool stuff not touch unfortunately but look now you did mention you went to the fair I did so like yeah dive into that okay have you seen Euphoria yes not a lot of it but yeah do you know the carnival scene no so basically it was the Orange County Fair and it is a huge fair I mean like maybe like three streets like massive and it's all along near the water I think it's like Waterfront and it's got tons of all those Carney games all these people working at like where you throw like to hit the milk jugs shooting the basketball they had like you know those creepy like haunted house like really shitty rides where it's like just like two person and it goes up a one level and back down they had one of those they have those all the rides that like you should from a truck you should die from you know that like go fast they have the SP one of those launchers all that stuff crazy lights so we went to one of those and I think I didn't ride a single thing I didn't spend a single dollar I just observed just watched I just watched and my favorite thing yeah to watch is all the men oh God losing emphasis on the losing yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah at games trying to win for their girlfriends the games are rigged the games are rigged but there's a way to know how to play them because they're riged you don't play them how they're supposed to be played yeah um or on the flip side seeing all the guys carrying massive [ __ ] monkeys and yetis and T like teddy bears puppy dogs that are like the size of the man on their shoulders and like the little you know the little princess girlfriend is just walking around what are you going to do with this giant yeah what are you going to do with this giant animal where are you going to put a stuffed animal that side it's going to live on your couch for a week and then you're going to be like we need to throw this thing out everyone know like everyone had a friend growing up that had one of those random giant like neon monkeys with like the long arms just sitting in the corner of their basement yeah and that's all it does that's it exists it's like a bean bag that just exists there that's the kind of [ __ ] that these boyfriends were all carrying around for their girlfriends that they just won probably dropped $60 $70 trying to win these games cuz you also have to trade in like trade up to get prises or things like so like it was crazy watching these guys and then also watching little kids win them and the guy's getting so mad cuz the little kid would go up and like and all the jugs would fall down and then you see a next guy come and like full picture it and it's just miserable cuz he just like doesn't even hit a milk can do you are you confident at Carney games uh there is one that I'm confident what is one that you think you would win the bowling one where you get the bowling ball over the first hump and keep it over the first hump oh that is such a unique game I know exactly when was in uh so I used to work at the fair in my hometown um I I was a Carne no I was in the marching band I was in the fair the like the it was the Fair band okay um so I's one of the people in the marching band so they would give us free entry to the park or to the fair and so my friends and I who were all in the band with me we would go because this game cost a quarter to play so it you know you could spend if you were spending $60 you were winning a lot or you would hope you winning a lot because by that point you figured out how to play right so we'd go with like 20 bucks each and just play for I mean how that's 80 quarters that's 80 rounds of this thing yeah and you you know you roll the ball just right enough it goes just over the first hump and then it stays in the valley and then you just keep you the same thing you have to trade in and the woman that worked it she was the same woman that would work it like year after year after year it was like her it was her truck yeah her um she like knew who we all were so she would give us like free plays and she would she would like trade us up even though she have to so like the first year we did it we were like collecting like all the Angry Birds um flushes because that's when like Angry Birds was like really popular um back in 2012 yeah forever ago yeah yeah yeah so we um we were collecting all the Angry Birds um and then years after that it was like I can't remember what else there was I mean Pokemon made a comeback so there was a lot of Pokemon it was it was a lot of fun that that but that's the G the only game that to this day even though I haven't been to a fair in God knows how long yeah that is the the only game that I still have some confidence with interesting because I you just once you like get it you just remember it you just know how it feels yeah anything else the only other one the ping pong toss to win a fish I can win fish like no other I fish many years ago well like my friend group and I we all wanton to fish many years ago for one of those I'm trying to think if I would feel confident with any of them those those are the only two for me because anything else it's like there's too much skill or there's too much uh balloon aren't terrible that's not that's not bad that one's harder like to rig like you can tell like if your thing's kind of dull then you're like screwed um but like the one where you have to like toss a ball into a basket and get it to stay oh yeah where you have to like Bank it and it falls into there that's one of the ones we tried and um you have to just throw it so light with a little bit of backspin yeah but most people are like just Bank boarding it I'm like okay um you know those uh the ladders that you walk up have you ever tried one of those yeah I've never tried one I saw you supposed to walk on it not crawl no you're supposed to so like we did it not at a fair but at a theme park there like Six Flags back yeah they're right there and the guy was there and he you know they they do it so easily but he ended up explaining it to us and we still couldn't do it um he was like you have to like spread out evenly right like hand hand foot foot so like you're you're spread and you move opposite so it's like when you're lifting this hand up you're moving that opposite foot the exact same time yeah he's like but you can't like can't hesitate you have to commit to the movement otherwise you're going to tip you're your body gets unsteady I saw like you just walk on it I have seen that but I saw people trying gravity cuz people don't have balance it's cuz like when you the minute you like spread out to the four then you have more chances to like wobble we like you have so many different points of contact that your gravity is off you know I mean but like if you're standing upright and you just walk straight forward you have less chance to like lose gravity possi I don't know I've never actually tried one I'm too scared to embarrass myself I did it one time and it was just because I think they let us do it for free just to see if we could gotcha um but oh and the water one you always win the water gun game I don't win that well I'm saying someone always somebody always wins yeah that's one where someone always wins instead of like Oh missing ring toss you know what I mean yeah yeah yeah I do like that one you know I can win fish all the live long day because I have I've had a turtle back home my entire life I got a turtle for Christmas for my birthday uh I think it was Christmas name Henry Henry um and so like we would go to the carnival or the fair or whatever we'd win goldfish give to the turtle that's awesome yeah that's sad I mean yeah sad for the Goldfish but there so many [ __ ] goldfish and also Turtles got to eat yeah a an indoor turtle or outdoor indoor um so but like there's always because my mom still goes to like carnivals and fairs and like does that and usually we'll come home with like three or four fish every single time oh my god um there's always one fish that Henry just leaves cuz it's like it's you know the fastest of the four and so it gets away the longest and then he ends up just leaving it and then it just lives with him for a little while wow he's got a little buddy for a bit that's so funny that he's like picky about it he's like this is too much work yeah he just gives up you win you you can you deserve to win interesting is the turtle still alive uhhuh for you that's impressive why don't you have him here I don't have anywhere to put him here and also transporting a turtle all the way down from New Buffalo to Florida or buffal New York to Florida yeah that's tough yeah did you imagine you just took him on the plane yeah just sat there could I I would love to have him I'd love to have him with me but like I don't know it's just easier to have him back home my mom takes care of him my my mom is taken care of him for majority of my life yeah yeah cuz you've been gone for a very long time I've been gone six years yeah yeah yeah so yeah oh well it's Hur I love I love the fair best thing about the fair the food oh my God I don't know give me the one of the best things I've ever had that food well you shouldn't one of the best things I ever had at a fair was a dut Burger which are now more popular just like everywhere yeah they I feel like fairs are where a lot of vendors open up their like new crazy foods like kebabs or this and that yeah for sure I mean that's how what everybody calls a walking taco which pisses me off it's called a taco in a bag because you can walk with any [ __ ] Taco hot take yeah not so hot take because it's true it's true um but that's where Taco a bag started was at the fair really yeah Taco a bag when I was in the fair band I was eating Taco in a bag every single day that's crazy they cost like $3 for a bag of Doritos filled with meat and lettuce and hot sauce and other stuff yeah I didn't get cheese in mine um now you want a walking taco cost like 10 bucks yeah um but we would get taco in a bag and that would be our meal that we would eat every single day it was the [ __ ] best thing in the world and now you find them everywhere IIT Halloween Horror Knight sells the giant they use Fritos which because Fritos are just not as good as Doritos Doritos um but again they're called a walking taco now and I hate that taco in a bag interesting Tac but donut burger that's where I first had that M my friends one time tried deep fried butter it was just a stick of butter deep fried oh that would kill you that's awful they did not finish it there's so much deep fried stuff too uh deep fried Oreos uhuh top tier deep fried Reese's that's so gross there was deep fried Snickers deep fried Twix deep fried everything my favorite was deep fried Oreos we'd always get those deep fried Reese's were a close second but they were so rich that you couldn't eat all four of them um so like you know I'd get two and I'd split it with somebody yeah um or i' get one I'd split all four with them um what else uh there was one year the Erie County Fair which is like the biggest fair in New York okay um they did I never tried it and I don't I never actually saw it but I remember hearing about it on the news they did deep fried Kool-Aid so what they did is they took like a ball of Kool-Aid powder and deep fried that God people keep fry anything it's the coolest there are some stands I've never uh I don't think they ever did it at the eie county fair but there are some carnivals and fairs that they'll do like a stand where it's like you bring it we'll fry it that's crazy and they'll de fry whatever food you bring to them that's crazy I me I'm sure there are limitations right like you can't bring like a [ __ ] yeah liver yeah but they they're like if you bring a you know something we'll FY it for you de prob Twinkie that's the other Comon I've never had that oh I've heard that before but that makes sense I mean you can fry that dough oh yeah I've never had one and I don't have a big fan of Twinkies but deep fried Kool-Aid I wish I had had that's bizarre that's a cool thing to say you've tried you can make it I don't wouldn't even know how like how do you keep the powder like together in a ball in order to get the dough around it you know what I mean warm it up a little bit melt it a smidge yeah I guess it's of water to like Clump it together it's a sugary you're saying just heat the sugar up and it together that way yeah thing maybe I don't know I only have a few inventions at a time I can only create so many new all I know is that it doesn't exist anymore yeah but I neither fried butter which is probably for the best probably for the best for human stick of butter could you imagine yeah that's actually so bad for you that's insane eat a stick of butter covered in fried dough and I'll tell you right now I didn't try it two of my friends did and I don't think that's good you get to the center it's just melted butter no it's still solid oh because the dough fries way faster than all of the butter melts right so the whole outside so like that first bite like the first Edge bite it's just like a burst of butter CU it's like all melted which is probably also and then you're just biting into a sick of butter I canot confident the stick is just Rock Solid butter stick oh yeah they like it was still cold in the center I was like that's [ __ ] disgusting so gross that's so insane but it's the fair yeah everything sells the fair unfortunately people are just throwing money willy-nilly yep which is weird give me some roasted nuts it's such a sketchy place to be throwing all your how we all just like accept that as like a like just traveling group of people again you trust going onto one of those machines that picks you up and Spins you like this yeah and then they fold it up and put it back on a truck and drive bolted into the floor be for real be so [ __ ] for real that you're going to strap in with some R mind you some random high schooler that just comes by and it's like a clink and that's all you are strapped in and the high schooler is like that's all he does no no but it you know but everybody let fairs and carnivals get but I love millions of people every single year yeah I love the idea of them and then the aesthetic I don't ride any of the rides because they're also rides I sick I don't ride the rides anymore I used to when I was younger because you know kids don't give a [ __ ] and parents put their kids on anything apparently um crazy um but now I go for the the food and the games my mom goes to the fair for the animals um because the Erie County Fair has like a lot of like a [ __ ] ton of cows um um what else they have they got cows they got pigs they got goats llamas chickens alpacas they got everything at the fair but my mom really goes because they have a whole section for cows that are pregnant and expecting to give birth during the two we span of the fair she wants to see cow that just gave birth and so they have their with them um my mom has oh i' we've all seen it we've all seen is that not super stressful for the mom cow no because they they're they're like the cows that do that regularly like like that's a stressful environment for a mom with all those loud noises most people well I guess it is I mean it's not quiet by any means but it's not like the loudest thing at the fair by any means either interesting um like there is somebody like in the pen with her making sure it's all going well and he's got like a microphone on and like narating the whole thing um so like people can like watch understand it's like one of the coolest things it's the it's called the maternity ward the maternity yeah that's cute and so you go there you see a bunch of like cow like you'll see a bunch of Cales with their mothers that were born during the fair within a couple days and stuff um so or they have a live camera set up and you can go online my mom will my my mom gets texts from the eie county about to birth and says this one is like we're live right now she's giving birth tune in that's crazy I have watched stick his whole arm up a [ __ ] tow and pull out crazy to me crazy to me I also can't imagine that traveling is good for the mom cow either like that just doesn't seems safe or smart it is and obviously it's fine because they take I think they take such good care of them yeah and that's like a big that's like a big thing right like that's why they are even at the fair in the first place because they're they're their their whole point is to get like like they have they have a reason they're there they're they have a reason they're there and it's to like raise money or raise awareness they milk or producing meat that's all these CS are for really yeah happens that's cool that is interesting I've never heard of that before I've never gone to a fair with animals besides like a petting zoo oh my God you got to go to the Y County Fair coming up to Buffalo I don't want the fair I think just just ended like uh a couple days ago yeah cuz it's like end of summer kids are back in school they're not going to make money now yep but love it love it well what else we got I mean we could keep rambling we could do trivia do you want to just keep rambling what time 1254 we could rap I feel like we could rap let's let's do some trivia let's do some trivia I hope it's another back she boys question didn't you have a you had didn't you say you had a superhero question for me oh I mean yeah we can I could ask it real fast go ahead I so when I was at Anaheim at Disneyland I went to Avengers campus and um I wore like Tony Stark glasses so I went to talk to Iron Man and during our conversation he asked me he's like if you were a superhero would you want to keep your identity secret or be known and I've never thought about I've thought about what powers I'd want or like whatever but I've never thought about if I wanted to keep my identity secret and I told him I'd want to keep it secret I I think I stand by that answer but there's so much I don't know I my immediate response is to is to keep it secret but at the same time it's like well I want people to know like I'd want my friends to know that it's me um there's tough It's there's all of like it's like who do you choose who you keep it a secret from or how do you choose who you keep a secret from you just put them in danger by people knowing right see that's the only reason why I'm like hesitant of being known it's not my safety because I already know yeah I already know my safety is in danger I'm going against super villains you know what I mean but like then I can like lock down my house you know I can live in a cave yeah whatever but like it's a very good point having like think of all the aftermath of like Spider-Man and stuff and like kidnapping you know the the girlfriend or the love interest but but keeping it a secret you now you got to lie right lying's tough right but that's only like your girlfriend could know the most in danger the villain can't know well obviously the villain can't know right that's the problem is if your girlfriend knows the villain finds out because the villain is related in some way shape or form to the girlfriend it's probably her father or her uncle tche I don't know I feel like I think I would keep a secret and I would probably tell my friends I would definitely tell my friends I wouldn't be able to keep a secret you guys [ __ ] what yo check this out like watch yeah be like you guys want to see a trick yeah just out of curios want to or like the one see SP like you want to see me run to the rocking back you want to see me do it again like I just don't think I would be able to hide I don't know I also again what we were talking about a while ago is like fidgeting if I had like telekinesis I feel like I would just be like or like Magneto like I would just be floating like a coin just as like a like a fidget spinner moment you know like oh my God if I could float [ __ ] yeah I would literally just be sitting there like in class or at work just like floating a thing just like out of boredom or like literally like a Spider-Man I just be like it would be so [ __ ] cool like just out of boredom so I feel like I wouldn't be able to like conceal it that easily to my friends if we're just sitting watching movie or like yapping talking having drinks having a wine night I feel like I would just like get the wine bottle and bring it to me if I had super strength bet your ass I'm showing that off yeah you go to the gym like watch this yeah yeah I think be tough to keep a secret same with flying I would probably take my friends flying in fly everywhere you know super speed flying yeah yeah I would I would definitely if I had like super hearing I'd be telling everybody all the tea like yo I heard this from a mile away listen out this is happening right now right now hold on write this down um yeah but I feel like I wouldn't broadc like I wouldn't post on my Instagram like just saved another day you know yeah like I think it would just it but I would tell people a lot yeah I would tell people quite a lot yeah I just tag I'm like oh it's crazy look at what Spider-Man did today yeah that's crazy did you see what Supergirl did today oh my God repost it's me now for would you wear like a mask would you wear like would do you think you'd be like a Superman moment where you just have like the no cuz whoa I look cuz that doesn't work at all like I don't look that different I mean I look not good you do look different though but I don't look different that I'm not recognizable okay but super you know it's Superman that no one Falls for that yes I'm saying in superhero world like not in real life in superhero mind no I I wear a mask you'd wear a mask would you do full mask or I full mask I think cuz the eyes is [ __ ] stupid I think I would do a full mask you cover your eyes I could still tell who you are maybe I just cover my mouth because my eyes are very distinguishable but I like my eyes you know do like a who are there any superheroes do that oh like like before he had designed his orig good suit yeah his like red his um wrestler fit yeah no I won't do that I was thinking more of like Katana from Mortal Kombat type moment be that would be cool like I she's so cool yeah cuz then I can do something my hair full mask see that's the thing full mask I can't do anything with my hair unless I did like a lady pool moment and I have the big ponytail coming out you know how hard that would be pull the mask pull your ponytail there that's so much work if you're like trying like Oh no I got to go Spider-Man can just like run and pull off his shirt and pull over the mask y like I can't just be like hold on practicality yeah I'd rather just be able to like pull up a thing and go yeah I would I would go full mask 100% or like yeah how do The Incredibles work they just go they stick those puppies on they like they do that at like the end of the movie at theend they're all holding and they just stick I'm like what the [ __ ] kind of material is that [ __ ] you know like we like yeah like spoons you know how you can like stick a spoon to your nose just like that just I don't or like one of these bad boys yeah you know hello I'm here to save the day there our superhero costume I'm here to save your life are you in need of assist God that might have to be the clip yeah that might have to be the screen God all right what up trivia I'm tired uh we'll go with uh 26 2 4 6 8 10 12 14 18 202 uh 25 26 Vinnie Jones was associated with which sport just a sport just a sport Vinnie Vinnie Jones I got no clue I got a guess with a name sounds like a name that would play the sport God damn I got two pic V [Music] Joan I'm locked in [ __ ] I might go wild pingpong shuffle board um I don't think I'm right what' you say I'm GNA go with hockey said baseball Vinny Jones ER damn so going to miss I was thinking Vinnie is very uh like Italian so like New Jersey so like Jones Vinnie so I think in North so I like it's got to be a cold sport gu good guess I thought really hard about that let's re randomize I also put down football and basketball 2 4 6 8 10 12 14 18 20 2 26 by what name is 1, One Nights better known as in the English language what by what name is 10001 Knights better known as in the English language I don't know what that's even asking I have no clue go to the question below that go to 27 I still want to find this out though Arabian Knights oh in English language it should have been like in English literature or something I don't know [Music] um I'm ready neither of these are good either which world champion was beaten by a machine called Deep Blue in 1997 97 world champion beaten by a machine world champion was beaten by a machine called Deep Blue in 19 but we have to think of this guy's name well let's think of the sport or Championship okay uh deep blue I know deep blue is a weird name though the only thing I could think of that would be beat by something called Deep Blue my immediate thought is like something in chess if I'm being honest I put I just wrote down chess I was like what would what would a robot beat a human in like a computer just click on it it just says Gary Kasparov idea even know what he did look him up yeah I'm doing that why randomize randomize again G caspero yes Russian chest grandmas wor I'm not taking the points we're [ __ ] dumb but but dead ass wrote down chess I'm so proud that we thought of that because again like not we have not invented many sport robots to beat us in sports specific no but we just don't want robots to be we don't want people to be as in our athletic ability we want computers to be 4 6 8 10 12 14 16 18 did you hear my stomach that was your stomach I thought that was a dog I hope the mic picked that up was crazy4 26 what is the name of the town where the Sons of Anarchy have their motorcycle club I never I I have seen Sons of Anarchy I don't seen that let's pick a new one pick Charming California um I would not have guessed that I would have guessed Georgia how many countries border the Black Sea how many countries uh where is somewhere in like the Middle East right if it's the sea I'm thinking of I'm locked in okay whoever's closer I'm never five 52 I'll change mine to six okay or do you want to change yours now no you you've changed your committed here we go please be low six let's [ __ ] go damn it let's go God damn all right we're even now hell yeah yeah two and two two weeks in Dam oh what is what are the chances I changed my answer clutch change oh that's too good that's too good Lauren where can the people find you what was that where were the people find the people can find me at l. McDonald that's l. McDonald on my in Instagram and my eat of the week was I had um oh in Anaheim in California I had a Disney churro for the first time like a like an authentic like an authentic any Disney show any I've never had one here either oh my gosh because I I heard Disneyland CHS are significantly better really good yeah I had of those not that good I had one a churro in general for the first time in my life and I had one in like the Disney churo in Disneyland yeah for the first time so that was pretty cool because it's you know you get it with the chocolate sauce or just no again just plain you know yeah the chocolate sauce at least ours not good yeah I don't know but that was delish where they where can they find you Joe uh you can follow me on my photography Instagram Sharky _ photography and my regular Instagram at secret agent shery um and then my eat of the week is it's oh I had um uh Beth's Burger Bar the other day oh yeah uh it's this burger place just a little bit uh like north of here a little closer to downtown wi Garten and um they had they're like like they have like award-winning Burgers yeah um their slogan or their the thing it says on their menu is uh it says like proof again that one girl can beat Five Guys and I was like damn that's crazy a great great logo yeah or like slogan yeah slogan wow yeah and their burgers slap that's crazy yeah it was so so I just got like a basic uh I got a double burger um with uh ketchup mustard onions lettuce on it um and cider fries and drink um absolutely fantastic like could barely finish the burger because of how feeling it was wow so good um Riley got a just a single burger same toppings no onion um with a side of what they call freckles which are just fried pickles oh my God but those are fantastic oh my goded f kick I love fried pickles I'm not a big pickle person but you fry them sign me up I'm on board um interesting though have like um uh specialty Burgers there too they have a peanut butter burger they have [ __ ] ton of other Burgers they got a whole bunch of and it's like and it's relatively inexpensive okay yeah it's like a good price for how much food I got the other day to go oh it's so good dang so good yeah Beth's Burger Bar award-winning burgers in Orlando I love I love that yeah um as for the podcast you can follow us on Twitter at csgp that is csgp O follow us on Tik Tok at the shuffle podcast Instagram at the shuffle podcast And subscribe on YouTube Spotify Apple podcast all atth Shuffle podcast thank you guys so much for listening thank you so much for watching we will talk at you next week bye everybody