Chimp Crazy on HBO #MAX

I don't know man there was a period where they were almost like completely wiped out here not too long ago really here in New Mexico it's why it was a big deal there weren't many of them to begin with oh [ __ ] yeah damn feel bad now oh dude have you seen chimp crazy I started watching that okay how about how about the part where the chimp is watching [Music] [ __ ] watching 2001 of space odysey and the monkey starts getting all wild loses his [ __ ] [ __ ] that chimp was going crazy at they [ __ ] excit I don't think that's a good thing to show him is it just me or I felt like that probably wasn't good to watch something to rile up a 250 lb chimp and show him how to use a [ __ ] bone to bash something well he's not going to touch a monolith he's not going to put it two and two together well but he will get a bone and crush the skull of a of someone trying to take something from him uh yeah probably those old people who's going to rip off their genitals and their fingers he's a ticking genital and finger uh Time Bomb yeah so chimp crazy is about this lady who works at this ladi's house where she's got a it's a private collection of like seven or eight chimps right yeah what part are you at uh the first episode okay well it's fun because at the end at the end they play a song where monkey see monkey do oh really and the rest of the song has nothing to do with monkeys but you know that the production was like all right we're doing apes and stuff uh we roll the credits play the monkey song what else could they have gone with that's a monkey themed song can you think of another monkey themed song anything from ban the monkey we all everybody says we [ __ ] around we bite off your fingers and your genitals uh maybe George's the jungle okay maybe we'll go with that in the jungle it sleeps tonight right yeah yeah yeah but you know those are probably all pretty expensive songs to license for so in why don't they go the [ __ ] reality route and hire what are those guys that are responsible for coming up with that music in between intertial musics yeah musics musics what are those guys are those H what's the technical term for those guys that work on a show do you know uh I don't I don't know specifically oh got you but those guys always come up with some like little transitions that you're like they're walking into the next room and so I gotta find out why Michael called this I gotta find out why Michael called this lady you know and it's like her walking into the next room and playing some old [ __ ] music right yeah yeah so something like that maybe what about something like that are you saying we should do something like that no I forgot we were talking about something before before that it was uh monkey see monkey do song they put a monkey themed song at the end of the chimp song that had nothing to do it yeah okay yeah but it's it keep watching it dude it's a good few episodes I think there might still be one more episode left I'm not totally sure uh that might still be coming out has anyone been mauled yet so they do they do talk about the lady whose face got ripped off and they talk about the lady she died right she still around H I don't know the lady whose monkey it was died yeah yeah yeah and then another they talk about the other one where the chimp had attacked This Woman's daughter and the police had to come in and shoot it damn yeah but it's uh it's good dude it's oh man these people are mentally ill damn just completely mentally ill would you shoot the monkey in the balls first just [ __ ] be vindictive well [ __ ] you for [ __ ] being for rising up shoot him in the balls alen no well then it might be like in my name as Earl when they kick Bert Reynolds or uh nor McDonald's character in the balls and it becomes like a completely docile new guy it could actually be really beneficial so who knows that might you know I don't I don't condone shooting a chimpanzee in the testicles in the balls yeah and they got big old chimp balls dude yeah they're not small um sometimes uh I think it's not a good idea when you basically can't keep a chimp past the age like past a certain age because they get all nasty and sexual and aggressive right yeah like and then what do you do you just ship them off to a sanctuary no well I mean if you're like a private collector like in any of these documentaries you just have a a fortress that you build and then they never see daylight again oh [ __ ] you exploit them for their talents and skills and remembering tricks to do movies and make you a whole lot of money and then you lock them away never to be seen Again by by daylight oh so like a wife yeah so that's uh doesn't seem like a great plan for anybody you really care about no but it's pretty wild cuz this this documentary occurs the same ones that did Tiger King and they're kind of there as this whole story is kind of unfolding so each episode somehow gets crazier it's pretty good that yeah it seems like it's good so far I mean just the fact that they would let a a chimp Z watch the beginning of 2001 and get all riled up I'm like oh my God they're pushing buttons already yeah yeah for sure but there was also this other one we were watching on Netflix it's uh some orangutan AR some orangutan thing on Netflix uh Secret Lives of orangutans yeah really good one I think it was atanur oh yeah or maybe W I don't think it was wner Herz so it goes atenor narrating it but it was you just orangutan Behavior just following these little silly [ __ ] around there was like a drone shot and this orangutan was like looking at the Drone and just kind of scurries away from it that would have been great if he just threw [ __ ] at it right yeah there's this other shot they had where a drone's kind of coming up to this tree that the orangutan's in and it's just kind of on the top of this tree and just kind of shifts its weight a little bit and starts coming towards the Drone it was a pretty pretty silly little shot obviously knows it's there right yeah he wanted to see what what it was just using his weight those orangutans are comfortable up there dude they'll drop from Vines up onto Treetops and just they don't give a [ __ ] man well and it's hard not to feel uh compassion and empathy for these uh animals even though they're wild and they're living the natural cycle of life you know much like the dolphin who lived the natural cycle of Life uh of becoming uh you know a young dolphin in international waters uh growing to be this oh yeah I'm growing to become this uh this uh amazing uh satation