Allow me to start this segment by doing something
that I never do when I start segments, and that is apologizing to each and every person that decided
to click on this video. This is not going to be pleasant. This is not going to be fun. And I
honest to God, wish I didn't have to do this to you, but I'm gonna do it to you because I had to
witness it, and therefore, I am going to make you do the same thing. So without further ado, folks,
you've been warned, I've apologized. There's no going back. Now we are in this together. Here is
RNC Co-Chair Laura Trump's new song. Take It Away Without Your Bravery. We're
all outta luck. No, this can't be denied. You gotta be special. It
takes a lot to put everybody first. I already did my apologizing, so if
you sat through that, I already did it, I'm not gonna do it again. That was your choice
at that point. But that is the horrific new song titled Hero by Laura Trump. Again, the co-chair
of the Republican National Committee released this music video in single on Monday, labor Day.
Um, and the song is supposed to be about, uh, firefighters, police officers, first responders.
It does have one lyric that says, uh, you climb up the ladder and the screams get louder.
You're my hero. So I mean, the intention is, is good. I'll, I'll give her credit for that.
The intention is good. The singing is not, um, this is not the first song that Laura Trump has
released. It is, I believe her second. Her first one, believe it or not, was actually better than
that. Um, still awful, but not as bad as that. I mean, who would've thought that Kid Rock would
be the most talented mu musician on the right? But the folks on Twitter had an absolute
field day with us. Let me read you some of these responses. Uh, this is from anti-Trump
strategist Rick Wilson, who said, I just heard, uh, something that sounded like a wild hog and a
sack of rusty cans being thrown into an industrial wood chipper. Oh wait, it was Laura Trump's
new song. Tony PKI on Twitter wrote, I just played Laura Trump's garbage.
And both my dogs ran in and begged me to shoot off fireworks. Instead, former
intelligence officer Travis Akers, said, quote, if your ears have been exposed to the
abominable sounds of Laura Trump's singing, you might be entitled to compensation. And then
the Veterans for Responsible Leadership Advocacy Group said this pretty brave of Laura Trump
to release a music video when she can't sing. That's only normal if you're a nepo. RNC
chairwoman. The song is bad. I mean, let's not, uh, uh, mince words there. It's bad. Her singing
is bad and she should feel bad about it. But here's the bigger problem. We are smack dab in the
middle of a presidential campaign. And the RNC, which is effectively the Republican party, I don't
know if you know this, they have a candidate in this year's presidential election. They do. Yeah.
And that candidate is not doing well. So you would think if you are running the party where your
candidate's campaign is going down the toilet, you're gonna focus a hundred percent of your
efforts on trying to right the wrongs of the campaign, right? I mean, that's what a normal
person with even just a few functioning brain cells, that's what you would do. You would look
at your candidate, how badly they're doing, how badly your vice presidential candidate
is doing, and you would say, you know what? I'm gonna put the microphone down. I'm not
gonna go film a music video in the middle of this campaign that we're losing. And
I'm gonna start worrying about, you know, retaining the house, winning the Senate. And
of course, most importantly, winning back the White House. If I were a Republican, I would be
banging on the doors right this moment at the RNC headquarters demanding to have back any donation
I had ever given that party in my entire lifetime, because this is what they're doing. Laura Trump
is an attention hog, but because of Donald Trump, she is now running the Republican party,
but she's not running it. She's out there trying to become famous and she has no
talent. And look, I get it, America, we make untalented people famous all the time,
and Laura Trump wants a piece of it, but she's not gonna get it. But at least all those other knit
wits that we made famous for no reason at all. At least they weren't trying to
run a major political party right in the middle of a presidential
campaign that they're losing. You know, Laura Trump could have waited six months
to put the song out, like after the election, after all that. Like, okay, here's my song Joy,
or use it to torture people. I don't know. But she didn't. No, she is wasting her time. Maybe wasting
RNC resources. I don't even know. I think the, somebody needs to look into that, who is paying
for this crap. But if I were a Republican, thank God I'm not, um, I would be banging
on their doors asking them what the hell they're doing, because singing horrible songs
is definitely not gonna help Trump's campaign.