Lara Trump Assaults The Entire Country With Her Horrific New Music Video

Allow me to start this segment by doing something  that I never do when I start segments, and that is   apologizing to each and every person that decided  to click on this video. This is not going to be   pleasant. This is not going to be fun. And I  honest to God, wish I didn't have to do this to   you, but I'm gonna do it to you because I had to  witness it, and therefore, I am going to make you   do the same thing. So without further ado, folks,  you've been warned, I've apologized. There's no   going back. Now we are in this together. Here is  RNC Co-Chair Laura Trump's new song. Take It Away Without Your Bravery. We're  all outta luck. No, this can't   be denied. You gotta be special. It  takes a lot to put everybody first. I already did my apologizing, so if  you sat through that, I already did it,   I'm not gonna do it again. That was your choice  at that point. But that is the horrific new song   titled Hero by Laura Trump. Again, the co-chair  of the Republican National Committee released   this music video in single on Monday, labor Day.  Um, and the song is supposed to be about, uh,   firefighters, police officers, first responders.  It does have one lyric that says, uh, you climb   up the ladder and the screams get louder.  You're my hero. So I mean, the intention is,   is good. I'll, I'll give her credit for that.  The intention is good. The singing is not, um,   this is not the first song that Laura Trump has  released. It is, I believe her second. Her first   one, believe it or not, was actually better than  that. Um, still awful, but not as bad as that. I mean, who would've thought that Kid Rock would  be the most talented mu musician on the right?   But the folks on Twitter had an absolute  field day with us. Let me read you some   of these responses. Uh, this is from anti-Trump  strategist Rick Wilson, who said, I just heard,   uh, something that sounded like a wild hog and a  sack of rusty cans being thrown into an industrial   wood chipper. Oh wait, it was Laura Trump's  new song. Tony PKI on Twitter wrote,   I just played Laura Trump's garbage.  And both my dogs ran in and begged me   to shoot off fireworks. Instead, former  intelligence officer Travis Akers, said,   quote, if your ears have been exposed to the  abominable sounds of Laura Trump's singing,   you might be entitled to compensation. And then  the Veterans for Responsible Leadership Advocacy   Group said this pretty brave of Laura Trump  to release a music video when she can't sing. That's only normal if you're a nepo. RNC  chairwoman. The song is bad. I mean, let's not,   uh, uh, mince words there. It's bad. Her singing  is bad and she should feel bad about it. But   here's the bigger problem. We are smack dab in the  middle of a presidential campaign. And the RNC,   which is effectively the Republican party, I don't  know if you know this, they have a candidate in   this year's presidential election. They do. Yeah.  And that candidate is not doing well. So you would   think if you are running the party where your  candidate's campaign is going down the toilet,   you're gonna focus a hundred percent of your  efforts on trying to right the wrongs of the   campaign, right? I mean, that's what a normal  person with even just a few functioning brain   cells, that's what you would do. You would look  at your candidate, how badly they're doing,   how badly your vice presidential candidate  is doing, and you would say, you know what? I'm gonna put the microphone down. I'm not  gonna go film a music video in the middle   of this campaign that we're losing. And  I'm gonna start worrying about, you know,   retaining the house, winning the Senate. And  of course, most importantly, winning back the   White House. If I were a Republican, I would be  banging on the doors right this moment at the RNC   headquarters demanding to have back any donation  I had ever given that party in my entire lifetime,   because this is what they're doing. Laura Trump  is an attention hog, but because of Donald Trump,   she is now running the Republican party,  but she's not running it. She's out there   trying to become famous and she has no  talent. And look, I get it, America,   we make untalented people famous all the time,  and Laura Trump wants a piece of it, but she's not   gonna get it. But at least all those other knit  wits that we made famous for no reason at all. At least they weren't trying to  run a major political party right   in the middle of a presidential  campaign that they're losing.   You know, Laura Trump could have waited six months  to put the song out, like after the election,   after all that. Like, okay, here's my song Joy,  or use it to torture people. I don't know. But she   didn't. No, she is wasting her time. Maybe wasting  RNC resources. I don't even know. I think the,   somebody needs to look into that, who is paying  for this crap. But if I were a Republican,   thank God I'm not, um, I would be banging  on their doors asking them what the hell   they're doing, because singing horrible songs  is definitely not gonna help Trump's campaign.