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Eve Hewson on Her Brat Summer, Not Wanting to Meet Charli xcx and The Perfect Couple (Extended)
Category: Comedy
-you look fantastic. thanks so much for being here. -thanks. i'm so happy to be here. -i haven't see you in a while. and i said, "how was your summer?" and you told me you had a brat summer. -well, duh. -what do you mean "well, duh"? -didn't everyone have a brat summer? -yeah, i mean... [ cheers and... Read more
Trump "Prepares" for Debate Amidst Cease & Desist, Elon Musk to Be First Trillionaire | Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-enjoy yourself. enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show"! you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. well, guys, tomorrow, in philadelphia is the big presidential debate between vice president harris and former president trump. which, of course,... Read more
Trump Wants to Lock Up Late Night Hosts, Prepares to Debate Kamala & Melania Has a New Book
Category: Comedy
Thank you for watching thank you for thir time i appreciate you braving the the intense heat to join us here in hollywood and while i have your attention i just want to take a minute to give thanks to whoever it was who invented air conditioning i mean man oh man we should be thanking god for that person... Read more
Very Demi Moore, Very Mindful (Cold Open) | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
[ knock on door ] -hey, demi. -hey, jimmy. -i'm so happy you're here. thanks so much for being on the show. you look fantastic! -well, yes. i mean, you see how i dress to appear on "the tonight show"? very demi moore, very mindful. i mean, i don't come to "the tonight show" with a green-cut crease.... Read more
Box of Lies with Demi Moore | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
-welcome back to "the tonight show." we're about to play a game called box of lies, but i'm gonna need some help. she's a very talented actor you can see in the new movie "the substance," which is in theaters nationwide on september 20th. please welcome demi moore! [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome,... Read more
Demi Moore Talks Variety's Demi-ssance, Her Dog's Vogue Cover and The Substance (Extended)
Category: Comedy
-thank you so much and welcome back to the show. thanks for coming on our show. look at you here on the cover of "variety." [ cheers and applause ] they're calling this the year of the -- the demissance. -wow. doesn't that sound like a party that we should go to? -yeah, we should go to the demissance.... Read more
Eddie Redmayne & Gayle Rankin Talk 'Cabaret' Revival & Love Of New York
Category: People & Blogs
[applause] how are you they're very excited i couldn't even get the beginning out they were so excited it's nice to see you both so do you enjoy being here both from the uk do you enjoy being in new york city like working yeah i actually have lived here for a long time cuz i went to school here but... Read more
Jimmy Kimmel Cheekily Reacts To Jimmy Fallon’s Late-Night Episode Cancellation
Category: News & Politics
Jimmy kimmel cheekily reacts to jimmy fallon’s late-night episode cancellation Read more
Rep Eric Swalwell on Republican Politicians Being Fake, Trump’s Huge Ego & What Kamala Harris Brings
Category: Comedy
Our next guest is a member of congress who is doing everything he can to make c-span exciting have you all lost your minds donald trump opposes it because donald trump wants to be president because donald trump has 91 felony counts that he's facing and the only way that those go away and he is not held... Read more
Kumail Nanjiani on Taking His 15-Year-Old Cat Bagel to the Vet & Learning About Duck Penises
Category: Comedy
Our next guest is yet another handsome man with the face of a greek god and skin like a baby dolphin is extremely animated new movie is called migration come on we got to get ready mac ready for what nothing just you know for our big super fun family migration what h bet you didn't see that coming are... Read more
Guest Host Kumail Nanjiani on Trump Bashing Clooney, Biden at NATO & a VERY Honest Graduation Speech
Category: Comedy
Welcome to jimmy k live i am your guest host c nani thank you for coming this is my first time ever hosting a late night talk show never done it before i am so excited to be here what a super chill time to be doing a topical monologue on national television just sharing your personal opinions with millions... Read more
Nikki Glaser on Following Taylor Swift Around Europe, People Trolling Her & Becoming a Musician
Category: Comedy
Our first guest tonight is a funny and talented comedian tickets for her alive and unwell tour are available at nikki glazer docomo welcome nikki [applause] glazer thank you so much for doing this you so good at this what never you the whole point to where i'm supposed to sit well as if there was anywhere... Read more
Kumail Nanjiani Delivers Brutally Honest Graduation Speech
Category: Comedy
A few months ago i had the great honor of giving the commencement speech to cornell's graduating class of 2024 i did i don't know why they asked me i did not go to cornell past speakers have included presidents biden and clinton maya angelou and me the guy from hotb time machine 2o and while i gave... Read more
Kumail Nanjiani on Guest Hosting Kimmel, Working with Steve Martin and Martin Short & the Olympics
Category: Comedy
Our first guest tonight is a very talented man uh who joins an army of other very talented people including steve martin and martin short you can see season four of only murders in the building on hulu now please welcome kumel nan [applause] johnny wow wow very good to see you and i must say thank you... Read more
Paris Hilton Confirms New Reality Show with Nicole Richie and Certifies Jimmy a "Bad B*tch"
Category: Comedy
-paris hilton, welcome back to the show. you look fantastic, as always. the album is out officially at midnight. right now, it's out. [ cheers and applause ] "infinite icon." pink vinyl. how rad is this? -so sick. -it is sick. -iconic. -how are you? how is the family, by the way? -the family is doing... Read more
Scarlett Johansson Surprises as Time's Most Influential in AI – Elon Musk Left Out!
Category: News & Politics
In a surprising twist scarlet johansson has edged out elon musk in time magazine's most influential people in ai list causing a stir worldwide time renowned for highlighting the leading figures in artificial intelligence faced backlash for not including musk in its prestigious category despite his significant... Read more
John Legend on Performing at the DNC, New Children’s Album & Getting in Trouble with Chrissy Teigen
Category: Comedy
Our next guest is known for making music to make love to now he has an album for the children who come out of that love making it's called my favorite dream please welcome john legend [applause] [music] [applause] [music] how are you oh you look very stylish very handsome that was a that was a perfect... Read more
The Better Minecraft Trailer - Do Whatever #viral #shorts #minecraft #funny #minecraftmovie
Category: Comedy
Fight this [music] way what is that who are you i m [music] ste okay [music] Read more
Peter Dinklage on Shaving His Beard, Loving Springsteen & Working with Metallica's James Hetfield
Category: Comedy
Our first guest tonight took home four emys over eight seasons of one of the best tv shows ever now you can see them on the silver screen in the new western the thicket it opens at theaters friday please say hello to peter [music] [applause] [applause] dinklage well how are you peter hi oh my gosh your... Read more
Justin Theroux Responds to Plane Nudist, Japanese Circus and Motorcycle Gang Rumors
Category: Comedy
-justin, there's so much i have to talk to you about. you've been promoting this film now all over the world. -yes. -where were you just yesterday? -just yesterday, i was in, uh -- in italy. and we just got back last night. yeah. -and you also got engaged, by the way. -yes, thank you. -congratulations.... Read more