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Category: News & Politics

Today donald trump is in nevada and out in california where he's supposed to be holding a press conference later this morning as the final sprint to election day now ramps up george also mary the president former president been traveling the last few days with this woman laura lomer social media infl... Read more

Category: Entertainment

It's crazy to me that the idea that that the abc debate was actually not neutral and they were very pro comm haris is like kind of stupid cu it's like yeah one side was just regularly lying i'm saying it all right but let's get to it donald trump says he is a coward okay donald trump says he's a little... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Trump is definitely not going to do another debate he got fing clobbered dude he got dookie on and just like joe biden actually he kind of did it to himself like kla harris did a really good job baiting donald trump but donald trump did not have to eat the bait he could have like presented himself as... Read more

Category: Entertainment

To the importance of home ownership knowing not everybody got handed $400 million on a silver platter and then filed bankruptcy six times is a value that i bring to my work to say we are going to work with the private sector and home builders to increase three million homes increased by three million... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Chat is this prime minister serious just put the fries in the bag little bro good on mhm what yeah how [ __ ] that makes no sense what the [ __ ] imagine imagine the world ending because of a thing called dixon fj you what they all talking about no what are they saying fma pman clip what do she do she... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Of reality okay it's elusive it's no longer a reality we need more houses so we can fix the goddamn housing market so that rent prices come down the rent is too damn high earlier today gave an interview to a a a singler a singular a single sit down interview to local a local philadelphia uh action news... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Okay we need to go down a little project 2025 rabbit hole this is because of what happened at the debate and it's tied to this haitian smear campaign aftermath that we've seen ever since the debate now at the crux of this thing is the idea that trump is backing project 2025 been part of comm strategy... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[applause] yeah you ask them a question they just turn the tide and answer whatever they want to answer and now that we're returning to that was so crazy cuz it's like bro that's your strongest like that is the strongest issue that you have beyond from the most trusted journalists at comedy center and... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Hi everybody hello welcome to the daily show my name is john stewart the second presidential debate has just wrapped up we are live well technically uh technically i guess this is the second presidential debate the first presidential debate of this matchup i can't wait to see who the winner will take... Read more

Category: Entertainment

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Category: Entertainment

I want to turn to the issue of abortion president trump you've often touted that you were able to kill roie wade last year you said that you were proud to be the most pro-life president in american history then last month you said that your administration would be great for women and their reproductive... Read more

Category: News & Politics

During tonight's presidential debate former president donald trump claimed the democratic vice presidential nominee tim waltz believes it's okay to execute infants after birth minnesota governor tim walls the democratic vice presidential nominee has not said it's okay in 2023 walt signed up uh into... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Postbirth abortion survivor here 10 doctors told my mom she should get rid of me but here i am barely sentient spreading the most brain dead takes in chat i'm pro-life but voting for kamala because biden did nato as opposed to your take let me tell you okay as a postbirth abortion survivor the doctors... Read more

Category: Entertainment

You know the thing that also doesn't make sense if the haitians are eating all the groceries and getting $3,000 a month from the government why the would they steal your cats dog why would they steal your cats to eat like what what what's going on there i'm saying it okay so let's do let's do haitian... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Nikocado avocado stuns viewers with secret weight loss what the actual hell did we all just witness? there's a lot of stuff that we got to talk about today. but let's start with the most requested story over on the text line. and that is the story about the man who just broke the internet, nick accardo... Read more

Category: News & Politics

This is los angeles everything is gone look at this there our deodorant i think this place is going i mean this looks like looks like it's been looted and i guess thieves just come in and take whatever is expensive and just [ __ ] walk out with it this is crazy or it's just going out of business like... Read more

Category: Entertainment

You know directly on stream looking at [ __ ] on twitter but you know if anything you made the point that lockdown had no effect on school shootings when you said some still happened during covid anyway i know every single one of assan haters will pump that tweet now since he got mad at it i know but... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Of this country hey yo what yeah yo this is so awesome this is awesome oh my god i want to ask the pro ukrainian uh uh who constantly were like hassan is the number one enemy of ukraine he's the number one defender of russia how many of these mother spent all this time talking about me and rarely ever... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Ukraine is the enemy of this country ukraine hey yo what yeah this is awesome oh my god okay by the way $100,000 you would be screaming like that too $100,000 a week don't even $100,000 a week you'd be scream you be like i hate you crazy el disney's a homosexual man oh my god bro $100,000 a week bro... Read more

Category: Gaming

Klaus wiselski ist bei julian reichchild für eine diskussionsrunde ich weiß julian reichchild ist unerträglich aber ich möchte dass wir unseren arbeiterführer klaus weselski den wir bis zum kommunismus brauchen dass wir ihn unterstützen und dass wir hier gemeinsam natürlich auch uns noch mal anschauen... Read more