College Football 25|Road To Glory|Part 10: A Gopher Ate My Playbook

oh hello Audrey hey a couple of my friends are throwing a party you want to go with me the only thing is we'd probably stay out late since it starts at midnight don't the players have curfew on the week of a game are are you kidding me yeah of course we have curfew do I give a [ __ ] of course I don't yeah give a cool response go to the party bet that's it come on man we're trying to Riz here what what's going on all right well our brand of followers have increased see if that comes back to bite me in the ass later anyways uh hello everybody and welcome back to another episode of Road to Glory last time we had a fantastic outing against the uh Trojans Jesus Christ short-term memory holy hell played really well and uh now this week we are taking on the Golden Gophers Gophers the great get not golfers the little brown furry rodents who are one and six they have not won game yet in their division I think are they in our division I don't even know time to take on the Golden Gophers I'm going to keep it a buck with y'all I took a break from recording for a little bit had my wisdom teeth taken out and uh it would have been funny you know me high off my ass on anesthesia trying to do some commentary but I probably wouldn't have came out you know that coherently and just okay the Minnesota Golden goers they're one in six man this is the team again it's like FCS East or whatever it was we just run the score up on it is a rainy day we're 5- two uh I think I said earlier in the series I I didn't really know how the the playoffs worked in college football now I kind of do because I've been doing a dynasty mode with a couple of uh my friends there and uh I think we pretty much have to win out from here to have a chance at playing in a bowl game I don't know if we're going to be ranked but we're we're going for a bowl game this year we're going for a bowl game and we're back here we go it's been a minute yeah here we go oh I love it right off the B motion Z Spot okay throw there some cheap little yards yeah oh wait a minute wait a minute folks oh no I see a tight end on the field I didn't switch the Playbook oh [ __ ] it we're already in it screw it screw it we got to [ __ ] work with this we're already in it back across my body he got it holy [ __ ] maybe we should use a tight end wait a minute is the run and shoot not viable no I'm kidding I just realized yeah cuz we had an extra man on the line there oh well hey if we win this it'll be more impressive cuz this Playbook is his marylands you know what I mean I I I don't know it is what I'm trying to say Howard might be open here on the [ __ ] fly wait a minute wait a minute Howard in that pocket nice he held on to it beautiful let's go hurry up hurry up hurry up Marilyn forgot their playbook on the I was going to say the fly over I I don't know geographically speaking is it far from Maryland Minnesota why did that get thrown at his [ __ ] legs Here Comes Raymond I remember your name now Raymond Raymond powering through they're stacking the line they're not coming they're not coming they're not coming they're not coming yeah that's what I thought oh we have an opening here we have an opening here jumps Oh I thought I had it one yd [Applause] line got Raymond buddy you're getting the ball relax Jesus oh at least we get to throw it no good job Raymond good job man yeah we get to throw it now oh no we're not throwing this we're not throwing this we're not throwing this cuz we're going to walk on into the end zone for a touchdown let's go let's [Applause] go I love it when I hit the dogey what was 662 was he tied my shoes did you see that [ __ ] okay over the middle hold it hold it he dropped the ball God damn it Minnesota scored okay we cannot lose to this team if we lose to this team I am totally going to blame it on the fact that we don't have the run and shoot you know but it is what it is oh don't jump that route you [ __ ] okay good I wonder how many times I've said run and shoot in this series so far go Raymond go rayon go Raymond oh Raymond's gone Raymond is gone oh the safety is going to get him though oh good run though brother let's go let's go oh no it is Roman no I I got lost in my own bit from the other video no it's Roman it's not Raymond oh that's embarrassing all right oh [ __ ] they're coming with the blitz okay can we switch the formation oh we can double slant yeah yeah yeah bring it out bring it out yeah yeah okay okay uh actually wait a minute no no no hold on hold on uh mesh mesh yeah wait a minute Roman Roman Roman sneak around the backside there brother maybe not just right over the middle oh my God that could have been a pick six oh [ __ ] it he's wide open oh just get over that marker yeah okay he got it first and goal hurry up hurry up hurry up hurry up scat what the [ __ ] what are these play names he got the scat no no no throw away oh [ __ ] get Roman to the endzone here go Roman go Roman Roman H okay [ __ ] you coach I'll look for Roman here well try to get Roman here Roman to the outside ah they're going to kick the field goal okay we'll get the points we'll get the points we'll get the points Minnesota ties it up Minnesota ties it up ay okay so much running up the score on this team man we got ourselves a game I got to check if he's a senior or not cuz I I I I tell you something like having a good run game is so important like honestly like don't get me wrong like I I if I could throw the ball every down I I would and I think we will get to that point but just to be able to like kill out the clock like you have to run the ball I'm sorry I'm sorry you know it is what it is I don't want to sound like an old head but come on here we go well that didn't work uh I don't trust you coach oh okay oh no I do I do this is my [ __ ] I'll go I'll go I'll go here we go here we go oh Howard down Main Street I overthrew him like a [ __ ] he dropped the ball yeah holy [ __ ] uh two-minute warning okay strong flood yeah I like this I like this prather's behind him Prather I under threw him so badly that's not even funny oh my god oh okay this is not looking pretty okay come on now come on now come on now oh [ __ ] I'm sacked oh [ __ ] me and I got a fueld goal oh okay we started with the ball too so we we got to we got to get some points here before uh we give it back to them man let's go let's go let's go yeah there we go up the middle up the middle I'm not we're hurting we're hurrying up I almost said we're hurting up like a bunch of [ __ ] Buffalo jet touch pass I'm going to save that I know what that play is and I I don't TR I think the receiver throws it yeah I don't trust I don't trust like that I'll take that I'll take that the DB is going to be locked on him yep yep out of Bounce okay good good I'm sorry to be Che oh my God that defensive 's fast no he's not faster than me though get out of bounds okay godd damn road runner coming at me I'm trying I want to get a bomb in there but ah [ __ ] it get dude I am under thrwing these receivers like a [ __ ] is it the wind like what's going on like I said I haven't haven't played this in a minute cuz of the wisdom teeth but like I thought we had better throw power than that just get the yards just get the yards and we'll [ __ ] hurry up okay not what I was looking for he caught it holy [ __ ] good catch time out time out okay give me stick give me stick give me my stick give me my stick I'm going to roll out here I'm going to roll out here I got I mean I'm Galloping I'm Galloping into the endzone jump over him call me Woody harelson baby cuz the white man can jump that was insane I [ __ ] cleared that [ __ ] oh we need to see this again folks I got smoked too let's go let's go all right all right nice nice and the defense prevailed oh the defense really prevailed wait a minute wait a minute was there a turnover I didn't see let's go Roman let's go Roman ah oh Roman I got you Roman I got you Roman oh my God man maybe I should have made a running back the ball's just getting away from me here all right all right all right nice little screen nice little screen K Roman use the blocks use the blocks or run right up the tackle ass we're going for this we're going for this we're going for I hold I held down triangle coach coach okay we got the field goal okay they only got a field goal all right all right all right it is what it is hand off to Roman Roman's going up the middle all right there we go ladies and gentlemen I just realized that we have enough coach's trust to audible before hurrying up I just tested it out and uh yeah here we go now we're set now we can call whatever the [ __ ] we want to call which I love oh [ __ ] wait a minute oh okay we should have listened to coach okay jet touch pass we're going to [ __ ] see how this work oh no no no no I know this play okay yeah yeah know it it isn't a pass it isn't a pass I don't think Roman yeah does that count as rushing yards pass completed wait a minute really that's a passing play oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh I'm dead oh I'm dead Howard's telling me like man this is why you don't run the run and shoot you need me out on the field I know man Prather I mean I I have such low throw Power by the time the ball gets to the receiver everybody but the defensive line is there that's little screen oh no nice blocking to the tackle Jesus Christ all right starting to shoot blanks here on offense I shouldn't have thrown that in a million years yeah I shouldn't have thrown that ah okay they scored to take the lead [ __ ] that [ __ ] that we're running something else [ __ ] that we're running something else we're running this we're running this we're running this I'll tell you why we're running this because we got Felton in the clear we got Felton in the clear and he's going for a touchdown that's why let's go [ __ ] right saw the man coverage and boom just run right behind him I love it I love it the defense the defense couldn't stop him do we run this clock out I don't know if I trust the D like I don't know if I trust him oh but Roman doesn't give a [ __ ] yeah okay he just wants points oh he really doesn't give a [ __ ] okay nice 14 carries 121 yards hey nice man nice got Roman out of the back field all right nice nice nice okay take your time here we'll take our time here we'll take our time here running back um I'm going to actually I'm going to hand this off I'm going to hand this off I'm going to hand this off I want to keep that clock moving get some cheap yards here yeah okay we got no yards [ __ ] okay man this is a one and six team they're putting up a fight Corner route Corner route yep yep hold it he didn't even oh Corner route Felton Corner out Felton Felton he dropped the ball it's hitting him right in the hands we couldn't kick the field goal we had to use a timeout we couldn't kick the field goal oh my god let's put a drive together now man let's put a [ __ ] drive together now that's not it I mean [ __ ] me man I know I complained about this before and I know I even took the blame for it but you mean to tell me the tackles just stop blocking or like what am I running into the [ __ ] line I don't know I don't know I'll tell you what we're going to get some yards here look at look at this [ __ ] Lawrence Taylor is playing for Minnesota in 2024 I mean come on man he's three 300 lb he's chasing me down go go go go go oh for [ __ ] sakes Oh I thought I had that okay well here here's the game here's the game right here here's the game right [ __ ] here here's the game and here's potentially the season folks Felton caught it first down the drive is alive [ __ ] the field goal [ __ ] the field goal I'm taking a shot hurry up hurry up man I'm hitting X okay get some yards I'll call timeout here yeah no they're playing back though no they're playing back yeah they're playing back they're playing back okay ah [ __ ] it clock's a moving we got to move here we got to move here get some yards get some yards get some yards I don't care if he's wide open I'm throwing this ball out of bounds I'm throwing this ball out of bounds scramble throw it out yep just throw it out no no intentional grounding the ball's out of bounds okay give me a shot here matter of fact let me try to scramble to get this right down Main Street right in the center oh no [ __ ] it Howard Howard Howard okay read option okay no [ __ ] it read option all right oh it's not like Madden okay that's fine that's fine all right timeout time out it's in the kicker's hands now or I should say in the kicker's feet okay we're in overtime Minnesota kicked the field goal get to the outside get to the outside throw it away I mean [ __ ] me all right ro oh my God Roman cheap yards my ass he's going for the win yeah okay we'll run it we'll run it no no we'll run oh no we're not wait a minute PA double post Slants and wait a sec here to the corner did he catch that yeah he did holy [ __ ] we won I don't know if he was in or not let's get on the bus get on the [ __ ] bus I don't know if he was in let's go let's get out of here let's get out of here let's get out of here let's get out of here all right holy [ __ ] we get to see this again look at this oh that's the play of the year so far well folks feels good to be back uh I'm a little worried because we just went toe-to-toe with a one and six team when in reality we probably should have blown them out but a win's a win and uh yeah we're 6-2 we're 4-1 in the conference we'll keep this trainer rolling until next time y'all it's uh it's been a blast so far so have a good one peace out [Music]