Category: Comedy
Now 2024 debate between vice president kla harris and former vice former president would happen they said it wouldn't happen because trump was trying to run away but now no audience though which i pr you donald trump said nop it probably wasn't going to get too rowdy yeah that's probably why i think... Read more
Category: Comedy
Did you sure say isis it's her name change it it's your last or first name first name the easiest one to change what's your last name hamas what is it sherlock sherlock the only way this name could be worse is if her first name was no shit is that one for me yeah all right i'll take it give me that... Read more
Category: Comedy
Look at what they did to tyreek hill just just did it on his way to a game tyreek hill the wide receiver four [ __ ] ass [ __ ] cops snatched them out snatched them out but slam them on the ground in in in the the the little video cam he slam on [ __ ] his car is 10 times better than yours that's because... Read more
Category: Comedy
Is there pakistani porn mia khalifa mia khalifa she's not pakistani i bet do people you think yeah do you think people come up to her and go hey i thought you were great and butts and boobs four and she's like that wasn't me give me the plot of butts and boobs one and then i'll tell you how we got to... Read more
Category: Comedy
In springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating the pets of the people that live there they're eating dogs and cats and hamsters i saw it on tv they took my dog cooked it barbecue i saw it they ate lassie rentin tin they've eaten benji they've eaten... Read more
Category: Comedy
Like i just can't get enough of you if you guys want to ask questions let's ask some questions everyone says hi i love her i love her everyone is obsessed with you this is all incredibly positive well thank you guys i love you all um hi everyone i like the way you talk you like the way i talk you really... Read more
Category: Comedy
My son doesn't care about anything he called me the day he's like hey dad i'm in the car yeah i don't know i guess uh i guess i'm out of gas right now what do you mean you don't know joe are you moving is the car moving i'm not moving i'm not moving i'm put put my foot on a pedal i'm not going anywhere... Read more
Category: Sports
Um okay i wanted to talk about this this this is a couple of weeks maybe it's a week old or something the whole jack black kyle gast thing so they are both members of the tenacious d band and there was this video that went viral last week i'm going to play it there's a moment where uh jack black is... Read more
Category: Comedy
Apparently you drank like 100 beers from a cross country trip 73 hold on so what is the story yo philly we're coming with the tops off world tour november 29th and i'm bringing dj jazzy jeff to philadelphia then norfolk winston salem fairfax rowan oak rochester worster newark providence and aly new... Read more
Category: Entertainment
Hello i'm benito mussolini and i endorse kamala harris as president of the united states of america kamala harris is a great woman she's been the vice president for many years as a matter of fact we could say that she's been more of a president than a vice president whenever joe biden was sleeping... Read more
Category: Sports
The the tds has been bad for years uh even still um i think post the assassination attempt there's been quite a bit of media hypocrisy as far as like the left can be violent and have aggressive violent rhetoric like anyone from just random guy on the street to our our talking heads in news do you what... Read more
Category: Entertainment
We oh my gosh we're coordinated we're dating now we came here tonight together this our wedding actually listen congratulations this is your first tony nomination what are the emotions going through your head right now oh my goodness well the emotions kind of started the moment the nominations came... Read more