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Category: News & Politics

Today donald trump is in nevada and out in california where he's supposed to be holding a press conference later this morning as the final sprint to election day now ramps up george also mary the president former president been traveling the last few days with this woman laura lomer social media infl... Read more

Category: Entertainment

It's crazy to me that the idea that that the abc debate was actually not neutral and they were very pro comm haris is like kind of stupid cu it's like yeah one side was just regularly lying i'm saying it all right but let's get to it donald trump says he is a coward okay donald trump says he's a little... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Trump is definitely not going to do another debate he got fing clobbered dude he got dookie on and just like joe biden actually he kind of did it to himself like kla harris did a really good job baiting donald trump but donald trump did not have to eat the bait he could have like presented himself as... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Chase oliver was born on march 12th 1990 in atlanta georgia he gained popularity for his passionate activism in 2020 his first major work was his campaign for the us senate in 2022 he focused on lgbtq plus rights advocating for equality his second work was promoting universal health care thirdly he... Read more

Category: Entertainment

To the importance of home ownership knowing not everybody got handed $400 million on a silver platter and then filed bankruptcy six times is a value that i bring to my work to say we are going to work with the private sector and home builders to increase three million homes increased by three million... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Chat is this prime minister serious just put the fries in the bag little bro good on mhm what yeah how [ __ ] that makes no sense what the [ __ ] imagine imagine the world ending because of a thing called dixon fj you what they all talking about no what are they saying fma pman clip what do she do she... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Of reality okay it's elusive it's no longer a reality we need more houses so we can fix the goddamn housing market so that rent prices come down the rent is too damn high earlier today gave an interview to a a a singler a singular a single sit down interview to local a local philadelphia uh action news... Read more

Category: News & Politics

So bill o'reilly um is friends with donald trump of course he's an ideological ally but he's also friends with him they've gone to like basketball games together it's kind of cute um but he reacted to the debate the other night and uh he sort of kept it real now to be fair it wasn't completely keeping... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[applause] yeah you ask them a question they just turn the tide and answer whatever they want to answer and now that we're returning to that was so crazy cuz it's like bro that's your strongest like that is the strongest issue that you have beyond from the most trusted journalists at comedy center and... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Hi everybody hello welcome to the daily show my name is john stewart the second presidential debate has just wrapped up we are live well technically uh technically i guess this is the second presidential debate the first presidential debate of this matchup i can't wait to see who the winner will take... Read more

Category: Entertainment

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Category: News & Politics

So this story right here y'all is wild man this is a wild story so this i view as proof that trump is absolutely panicking he doesn't know what to do he knows he's struggling massively in the polls you know he's he's losing his grip and he's starting it's starting to get a little like there's separation... Read more

Category: News & Politics

During tonight's presidential debate former president donald trump claimed the democratic vice presidential nominee tim waltz believes it's okay to execute infants after birth minnesota governor tim walls the democratic vice presidential nominee has not said it's okay in 2023 walt signed up uh into... Read more

Category: News & Politics

All right guys so the uh immediate media reaction to the trump vca debate and um i guarantee you trump has not been sleeping at night now i guarantee you he's not been sleeping at night because he is uh furious and desperately trying to cling to some semblance of a narrative that says no actually i... Read more

Category: Entertainment

You know the thing that also doesn't make sense if the haitians are eating all the groceries and getting $3,000 a month from the government why the would they steal your cats dog why would they steal your cats to eat like what what what's going on there i'm saying it okay so let's do let's do haitian... Read more

Category: Entertainment

You know directly on stream looking at [ __ ] on twitter but you know if anything you made the point that lockdown had no effect on school shootings when you said some still happened during covid anyway i know every single one of assan haters will pump that tweet now since he got mad at it i know but... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Of this country hey yo what yeah yo this is so awesome this is awesome oh my god i want to ask the pro ukrainian uh uh who constantly were like hassan is the number one enemy of ukraine he's the number one defender of russia how many of these mother spent all this time talking about me and rarely ever... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Ukraine is the enemy of this country ukraine hey yo what yeah this is awesome oh my god okay by the way $100,000 you would be screaming like that too $100,000 a week don't even $100,000 a week you'd be scream you be like i hate you crazy el disney's a homosexual man oh my god bro $100,000 a week bro... Read more

Category: News & Politics

So elon musk had a pretty shocking moment the other day that went kind of viral and led to a bunch of articles talking about it look at this so there's this uh twitter account called autism capital which i know hilarious hilarious name i see a lot of this stuff pop up on my feed these days and uh look... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Oh disappointing all around all right let's continue between campaign stops and her official duties unlike mr trump who shared the stage with president biden earlier this summer it'll be harris's first debate in nearly four years and no public events are scheduled today for either harris or trump but... Read more