082824 6a Kelce Brothers Podcast And Klepto Calls What Did You Steal | Best of Roula & Ryan

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104.1 KRBE let's get started it's the ru and Ryan Show wake up fool hey wake up it's about to get all stupid up in here right here featuring Eric Eric he is a bad bad man Special K the big red K are you threatening me I'm waiting for you and Sam I Am A was I have a you've waited long enough how the heck do you pronounce This Woman's name Rula and dingdong Ryan 104.1 krb good morning from Texas it is Wednesday August the 28th of 2024 at 6:01 a.m. with the whole gang ruer Ryan Eric K and Sam and we're ready for our middle of the week day yes I I always look forward to this who is going to be wearing that goldplated belt probably not me rapid fire Quil 8: for an Omni Houston Galleria little station that's a great prize by the way I mean the Omni is such a fun place we don't give away crap here man yeah we give away good stuff yes and they they redid it years ago after what storm I think they've had to redo it once perap perhaps a couple times black SW Black Swan gets redone like $2 million and then gets flooded yeah did they did they finally just um they they redid it again they redid it again okay I didn't know if they they stopped the Black Swan or not no no I think that CU I've spun there a couple times every time it's different if you're houstonian you have Black Swan memories mhm of some sort oh some from some decade yeah cuz it's kind of like a an underground Club I mean it's a club it's a hotel Club that's very fun and people who are in the hotel for events will go down there to have drinks and others who don't stay in the hotel will go there from the outside in when I got married one week later was Halloween so we got back from our honeymoon I put my wedding dress back on and my husband put his tux back on we ended up going to a Halloween parties and then we went to the Black Swan to dance and people asked us is this a is this a Halloween costume or is this for real and we're like well kind of both we've been married one week but didn't take it off yeah we've been wearing for a week straight speaking of decades you guys ever get those videos like on Tik Tok or Instagram where it's like it talks about it shows video cameras or recordings from like the 80s or 90s like as I wanted this morning like like commercials no just people have a video camera of just showing them that like this one said was the '90s really like that I can't remember and it was like high school or something this one was at the mall everyone like lady had like a a choir sheet or something I think they're about to do choir performance in the mall and then they had people walking around people talking people looking around instead of looking at their phone right you forget life was very different the problem is when you click on those videos then you're inundated with more of those videos I mean that algorithm picks up and then you mean if you watch it then they're going to that's why anyone that you look at you see a bunch of like naked girls or something like oh bikinis go we know what they've been looking for yeah I know what you're doing show me your Sam I fig you never really got to enjoy the the mall if you're born in like 92 we went to the mall I mean when you're 2002 you're 10 you're not really enjoying the mall like cuz I feel like in by 2004 the malls really weren't much M with your friends did your mom drop you off at the mall and you to walk the mall and hung on gu 16 somewhere to go yeah and then uh the movie theater was connected to our mall so you could go to both and cuz you had you grew up with and Hollister and abomi was like the go-to place and those were only located at malls maybe just for the goodlook people for the goodlook people there was a thing for a while that abber and FID didn't want you if you were ugly oh well I was a one time they even asked me if I wanted to apply oh man that means you're hot I felt so cool and I dated a guy that was a model for abber name Calvin pix her it didn't happen shirt on doing now and the jeans and he just wear the no shirt that's so weird he was like the greeter right welcome we're going to pull him up during the break we should find him do all of you so weird to do that at the store yeah and like it was okay like you're like 16 and they're like hey you're going to have to take your shirt off and stand here and tell people to come to the store creepy it's creepy wait were they 16 I thought they are like of age oh maybe I if they asked you well no you weren't you weren't they topless though there's an ABI C Casting Couch there well yeah like if you shopped there I don't know this is how it was in Harrisburg Pennsylvania if you sho there and you were attractive they'd be like oh my gosh you should apply Cy CES if you sleep with them to get the job I don't think sleeping with to get a job sleeping with anybody there's no Casting Couch the Abie job they see that you're pretty and they go hey pretty person okay pry person but I had braces so it didn't is your mall still in existence I mean I get such a kick out of looking at these videos of a Bandon malls cuz like half the malls in America just really went by the wayside it's amazing what makes one still succeed like Memorial City still going strong that was my Mall as a kid they're all the same that's what made us all have the same kind of that's we can talk about experiences on malls like the same kind of store the same kind of Pretzel Place same kind of corn dogs uh the food court like we're talking about the the place we had a place called dis jockey that was our cassette place we could buy cassettes oh that the music store oh really Sam goody Sam expensive Sam goody was a record store so where it's called Sam goody where City Center is used to be the Town and Country Mall so this mall was only in existence for like I don't know about 15 years and just never really took off you know CU it's Memorial City's so close to it and yeah I worked at the Sam goody it was on the same floor as the food court once the food court closes down you know Mall's on its way out when it's going you ever do that where you write down every job you've had you must have got fired or quit like every three months I quit that one oh yeah why did you quit cuz you had like 12 jobs I didn't have a car my car got crashed and I couldn't get to work so I had to quit m happy with me uh you need a job to make money to pay for a car I did I would hitch a ride with my one friend and I started working at you know where Garden Ridge what's Garden Ridge Pottery now called at at home at home the one out in Fry Road I helped I was doing like I picked up a job doing construction like just cleaning up the there no Uber when you were a kid by the way my buddy Woody he does a show in La he was I heard him talking about um he does Uber Uber for kids for his kid oh wow you heard that it's like it's only take him to school it's like people that have five stars no matter what a bunch of stuff and during he has a thing where with the Uber for kids you can push a button and you can listen in on on that person's phone in the U Uber Uber to hear them talking know they're safe Califoria they're prototyping over there that's I was Wonder does anyone like Twan he does Uber is that a thing here in in Houston text and you can follow them and then yeah you can follow them and then you hit the this button you can check in on them and you can listen in not a bad thing if you're a single parent and you're working three jobs and you know you're you can't be in two places at once even if you're not working three jobs you can't be in two places at once yeah you have multiple kids they have multiple activities and most of them will over lot by 10 minutes and you cannot be on two different sides of town at the same time you wear as a parent but then you're like is Uber safe for a kid I'm not definitely not ready for that but I did get an ad Eric in my I'm a member of Alto altto is a company that started here they're in Dallas I don't know what other city they're from but you know I get their emails and stuff and I could have sworn I saw one about teens something about like a teen subscription does that mean that the Uber drivers have to sit in the drop off line oh yeah oh I don't know if that's what they do a horseshoe I don't know if that's what we're talking about from school I don't think you're or the pickup line I mean that's they have to get dropped off and picked up that's what Uber's going to for have well a lot of schools will have do you want to be a carpool kid are you going to be a bus kid or are you a Street kid meaning like there is a the corners of the street perimeters of the school the kids will walk from the door of the school to those Corners where all the parents are waiting there oh okay and that's how the neighborhoods like yours you saying they clog up your street and everyone Parks up and down the street parents will do that and I have to say the first excuse me the first con out there was real rookie the first two weeks of school this year I witnessed the real rookin of like the new parents of the school who clogged up a street they weren't supposed to be on for pickup because there's only one street you're supposed to like file down if you go if you try and cut through the neighborhoods then you're stopped because the line is you have to go to the right and let let me use this as an example right here at gestner and and Wester there's a neighborhood street named Valverde and then the streets go back like that so imagine if you are on gestner and the line supposed to go down gestner so you can turn right on West timer but then some parents thought well let me go down valde and I'll try and get in there now you've blocked all of alde so that the people who are trying to go in and out of alverde like FedEx UPS regular people there's no it's total gridlock and it just for like 15 minutes you're just sitting there staring at each other like where are we going to go where we going to go and then when you can go that person you got to let that person in and it causes yeah it was very and they're cheating the system cuz they're not waiting in line like the people I don't like people that don't wait their turns Mur on the freeway that merge at the last second stealing sodas that's up there with that nothing serious but just enough to tick me off we're going do that in like 30 minutes calls cpto call so we're doing we talked about this at the end of the show yesterday what are you what are you stealing what are you stealing like CU you're thinking oh it's just a harmless take cuz we found out two Show members steal all the time it's like what it's not all the time I wasn't going to say names but I guess now that we know we know what the k stands for klepto he's pretty good that was a mod oh is a real like was Ryan here yesterday nothing to do no you've stolen drinks before Kevin drinks yeah Kevin's not a thief the Sprite water thing you've done that haven't you no Kevin doesn't drink sodas no I just I get the real waterless he gets a model Mountain de he's just cheap he won't even pretend like he's going to get want cuz his te R to go to the dentist more cost more money wants the water um somebody texted us at 37530 Uber teen has emailed me several coupons and ads recently here in Houston so Uber okay that is the thing I just SW I saw that too cuz I I have Uber I have lft and I have Alto so I did all three of those randomly so I get their messages and their updates and blah blah who do you think's the best like between those three depends on what you want to do I mean Alto I found them when I had ankle surgery and I couldn't leave the house and when I finally got Stir Crazy Alto will drive you a lot of places you know Uber is point A to point B and that is it yep Alto they'll come to your house and you tell them okay uh please take me through the Starbucks drive-thru please take me to the grocery store we're going to pick up this please take me to my daughter's volleyball game plus they use Alto Vehicles yeah they're all there not their personal vehicles Al vehicles that will look exactly the same you paying that money for that uh upgrade and then you get in the car it's like smells like cigar stinks or just it's like this car should not be uh what it was what I'm paying for right this Al is a uniform vehicle has rules pretty cool all right ladies and gentlemen today on the r r like we said 8:00 this morning a chance for a station at the Omni Houston Hotel it's a two night stay with a chance to uh win a cabana by the pool coming up next stories like this when I see them I'm like Eric's head's going to explode Eric's head's going to explode the rich just get richer and they're taking our form of broadcast to do it I saw this yesterday in a way I'm happy for him but I'm like I roll such crap mhm the Kel Kelsey Brothers I'm going to call them Kel Kelsey because we learn it's Kel so that's what we got to do guys one of us has to sleep with someone famous and date them anybody we're all married so we it's debatable what made them super uber famous is it their football in is it the Taylor Swift in is it the funniness of like the silly Dodie dad that Jason Kelsey Ed but now they're about to make hundreds of millions of dollars to talk about football hundreds God not just Rich get richer uh we'll do scoop next here's your weather it's going to be a little bit cooler high in the high 80s I like this like a week ago it was over 100 but might see some rain today right now it's already 79° and 613 on the Rand Ryan Show and Ryan celebrity scoop on 104.1 krb it is brought to you by takar Ras and as Jason Kelce played for the Eagles and Travis Kelce played for the Chiefs all right it's just one of those stories in sports of two brothers who made it to the pros like the watt Brothers all three of them are NFL players we've had baseball players who are siblings that make it and basketball players who make it like the anent kall brothers one for the Lakers one for the bucks two for the three for the bucks two or three time have they there's like a third one too third brother well there's four brothers and I think three played for the bucks at one time did they really two didn't play I that's amazing you got a family Dynasty so then Here Comes This film crew that thought it would be a good idea to film Jason Kel's real life on the cusp of what would have been his retirement year this before Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift were ever a thing this thing got filmed it was on Amazon Prime and remember watching it think that's kind of funny and it catches your attention when you first starts because it's kind of like that what's that music Kev you have like when you're looking for something and you're walking around that funny music we have that one so imagine kind of like this and he's walking around his house he's like babe you see my Super Bowl ring babe have you seen my Super Bowl ring he doesn't know where it is the Super Bowl ring put that in the safe he's looking in boxes like princess boxes of his kids toys he finds it in the console of his car buried under all the junk oh he ended up finding it he did he finds it in the console of his car and I like that's kind of funny so he's kind of like this funny o like if you don't know football and you don't know his personality because people who love Eagles and people who are Philadelphia fans are like oh my God J Kelsey you're a God okay here comes Travis and Taylor it turns it upside down on fire everyone's like oh my God the Kelsey the Kelsey the Kelsey they started their new heights podcast and that was just kind of doing its thing I mean in the Kelsey documentary Amazon Prime they do the first episode and they don't know what they're doing like I don't know we just sit in our houses talk to each other how long is their podcast you click on it how long is it to be fair I've only seen Clips I've never actually clicked on the actual podcast to hear a whole new heights like a 20 minute podcast I think it's like 45 or an hour and they talk and the thing that really caught fire for it is because Travis was dating Taylor and then Jason would kind of like Drop little Easter eggs and little crumbs and be like oh no Travis oh you want to talk about the new person in your life and then it just went on fire and they're charismatic guys I mean look at how many commercials Travis Kel's got he's got so many more endorsements more than his Chief's contract he probably be in every other commercial this year I saw some stat that he's in a crazy amount of commercials yeah and he over keled yes because he's uh his net worth estimation for 2024 is 70 million 30 million for Jason right now and now they just signed a $100 million podcast deal for three years with Amazon that's insane is it once a week or they do it like every day or uh they have a lot of episodes um I don't believe it's every day it kind of seems like it's sprinkled in maybe once a week but they're um anywhere from an hour to 1 an hour 41 minutes oh wow but they have already how long do you want to go with it just whatever you feel it could be 20 minutes it could be so it's like 150 episodes is a deal okay they'll make their money back million and and as opposed to football you could sign a $100 million football deal and your signing bonus like I don't know five million or something and that's all you actually saw because oh your knee got knocked out or oh your AC oh your elbow oh they cut you you don't see that 100 million this is a 100 million like they don't have to play another I mean I know that that Jason retired but you know Travis never has to set foot on the field ever again if he doesn't want to because it's done now wow want he marri's Taylor doing the wrong thing guys we're working five days a week yeah well people say oh I have a podcast well you're not making any money on that this is a this is a toal wait a second Jo Joe Jo Brothers is like like 10 others it's like money everyone looks at that they all think like radio everyone thinks like the Howard Sterns of the world or Ryan CEST 56 million a year it's very limited this deal for the Kelsey Brothers has exclusive ad sales and distribution rights their weekly podcast is he engaged to Taylor no not I'm sure that was the pitch meeting his agent said you know he's GNA get engaged this Show's going to go even higher he's GNA get married they're going to talk about the wedding babies this thing is on fire we're gonna have the lock on Taylor fans for the next three years oh that's and then definitely what they were think broke up you break up we'll get a good year out of that too that's big ratings too uh Travis Kelce became a stakeholder recently in a racehorse named Swift Delivery just for fun fun fact delivery a lot of money then don't you hate though when you're on to people before they got famous and now you're like I roll cuz he was in that whole dating show yeah yeah yeah that's when I thought he was hot and I knew him before everybody else and every so obsessed with him catching Kelsey catching Kelsey and I was like yeah that dude's hot okay and that's I did you like his like I liked his Swag yeah I thought he had good swag and then he's kind like a meat head that's funny like a funny meat head absolutely but I mean I like but that's human nature Sam I mean I think we've all had like maybe we followed an artist and I'm like that we really liked and then all of a sudden they break big they become part of the mainstream and you're like I was on board before they were famous yes that's exactly how I feel about him and now it's like Taylor you can have him I don't want him anymore whatever wry who is the um subsidiary of Amazon that signed this deal with the Kelsey Brothers also H announced at $80 million deal with Dax Shepard last month for his podcast wow I didn't know she was that popular a lot of shows like podcast that's what they do what mostly bores me is they talk to celebrities yeah that's not excit get bored by that but it's a celebrity time to celebrities so I think celebrities are more inclined to to give more you like the Jason baitman in that group of guys yeah but I like that because it's got a gimmick like they it's a what Jason baitman um what's the guy from Will and Grace Sean Hayes yes well aret that's right that's true have you seen that one Ryan no do they give the goods or Spill the Beans like oh is this what it's was like when I was filming this they BS a little bit but then the whole thing is they like I'll bring in a guest and I and you guys will have no idea who it is it could be a celebrity it could be a famous like a author it could be somebody before you see them you mean or they're looking at them they can't so they just bring them in and then you guys have to just go you have no prep time no nothing you just wing it and it's it's fun they actually it's not fun for us to do it Ryan because we've done that before and we're not famous like that and it doesn't take fire but when will go on there like hey I've done movies with you guys so they have experiences with them so oh that's cool it's really cool it's uh they have a documentary was it on Apple I don't know one of them where they followed basically the whole show is them eating food they eating food and making roasting each other in hotel rooms years ago there was a show on CBS and it was like some murder mystery show I can't remember some investigative show and you know this is when they used to have all like the second and third actor Players called radio stations from the show and if you ever saw the movie The Craft the craft oh it's about witchcraft right uh it's four girls kind of like Heathers but with okay yeah the crafts do you remember Robin Robin Toney from The Craft she was like the most innocent one she was on this show on CBS she was like the the not the main star she was like the secondary star so Eric forgot that he had booked this interview and we're like oh man but we had a meeting and kind of like none of us were watching the show and so we had a intern of the day whoever it was we used to have so many fun interns and we said you know what you're going to interview this uh person today I remember what that girl's name was but she was like oh okay so she goes into production 2 where we go to do like podcast and stuff and then Robin Toney calls the line and she thinks she's going to get interview with this radio station about the show on CBS This Girl Eric did not tell her who it was or what she does he said you're going to just figure it out just figure it out she's like so petrified same on yeah you did that with the turkey ball it was the turkey butter ball hotline operator yes oh yeah interview the guy see when we do it doesn't make any news but we've been doing that for a long time and the r got so mad she was so disrespected like what is this do you guys even know what I'm here to talk about like you're always think my time oh she was so mad so when I see anything that remotely might have her face from the '90s or the early 2000s like oh yeah she hat M she hates radio she doesn't remember us she just remembers radio like stupid way smartless that's what it's called right the show the podcast with Rob Robin show smartless everyone was texting about smartless is the podcast okay it's really good you'd like that have you heard Rob Lowe's literally is that's what he call it that's yeah because he always said that in parks and W you know he's been literally reminding me I see that Tik Tok most of these I see just uh little Clips that's how I yeah on Instagram that's what I follow it never makes me want to go listen to the whole thing no someone texted uh call her daddy that was a big one that I follow but I she just signed a big deal as well but I wonder is this like the Wild Wild West like they're spend all this money and then they're going to find out in two years they didn't make anything yeah is it like the dot Blitz yeah like remember that everybody was like oh yeah the dot aot every Super commercial was a com.com.com and they all just folded and made zero cash I mean Mark cubin Mark Cuban made his fortune by creating he was lucky cuz he had business.com he had broadcast.com oh broadcast that's right Brad sold it and he had a partner and he got5 billion but he still had he still had money wasn't like Mark Cub was sleeping on the couch I read an article yesterday this guy that owned uh it was the ran pelaton MH he was worth like $1.8 billion dollar during covid because everybody wanted to bite yeah yeah the pelons and then it bought for my wife's birthday but she never and then it just crashed and now he's like I have no money now but then you read it he's got like 250 million oh it's like I'm living in squalor with 200 he had to move out of his East Hampton uh $55 million mansion oh my God 55 million I can't $55 million I was watching this thing about football players and how you don't know how to spend your money and this one guy I don't know which guy from the 2000s he built a 56,000 foot house on his football contract where the guy is like you're only going to be playing for like 3 years can you even pay for this morg and he was him and like he was going to Mo his mom in there I can't remember which guy was like a hotel it was so insane it was so insane some of these houses that are built like all the space and now what comes across my Instagram is abandoned mansions or something or IG Mansions or something and it's like would you move into this mansion and it's like these gorgeous mansions that have gone empty because who for whatever reason they were left for closed on whatever and you have these giant Lots with these giant houses with these big stair the up like raccoons are living in there it's like Jeff Bezos raccoon hotel for the rits of raccoon his yacht remember you're talking about that last week his yacht was like it's 25 million a year just to maintain every a billion dollar yacht that's what it is raccoon rits all right coming up next we're going to pick up our conversation at the end of the show yesterday asking you what do you feel like is a just a petty move you know it's not harming anybody what are you taking from places cpto calls Ste you're stealing you are a stealer Thief you're a thief Sam takes what is it Remnant Rin there is no proof of that that I have a witness over here I heard3 witness 833 390 kbe is our phone number 833 39 KRBE what have you taken from somewhere that you thought they going to miss you liberated it you worked worked yourself into uh you Justified it for yourself while you're taking it nobody's going hurt by taking beug I had a good night tonight drinking out of this place I had such good be are $12 I GI him enough money yeah I paid for this I'm taking it home making my collection 833 390 KRBE let's hear from you next on the ru and Ryan Show to the r Ryan Show all righty so klepto calls what have you stolen is basically what we're asking 833 390 KRBE it came up yesterday at the end of our show talking about things that you might take liberties with at restaurants or bars I saw a person just stealing those soda uh asked for water and that took me off go up to the Fountain drinking and P purposely said she was buying a water and into the Sprite but she was ticking me off before that the way the attitude the stank she had in the line little car and then I see that I'm like I ain't going to say anything obviously what it's not my fight but that's what started the conversation water with some serp in it y 20 cents prob cost then Kevin called out Sam and said she takes the ramkin with the sauce always do it it happened like maybe I'm sure you have to have matching three times but these are theic no they're the UMass no they're the metal ones oh so you've got a little collection of metal rakins because they're perfect for right yeah that's what they probably thought too when they bought them these are perfect for dipping in our restaurants these are great syl's on the line at 833 39 krb what have you Justified is okay to take hi SLE good morning hello hello what did you steal or acire pleas make me feel better it's stealing what you what you take so I was an actually the one that stole it it was my dad so we were dropping my sister off at College this was not that long ago this is like a couple weeks ago statue to limitations and so we went out to this restaurant and they had this little ceramic mouse that was holding a light and it was like um my decor and my sister she liked it um yeah it was just decor and my dad just grabbed it what like was it on a somewhere near your table or was it by the hostess like where was the Mouse holding the light it was like right on our table and my dad just took it and my sister has it in her dorm now oh my gosh and what how'd you smuggle it out of the restaurant in your sister's purse or your purse who was the carrier yeah she's laughing she gig yeah and now that's your sister's funny little a daddy stole that for me a memory that's a good memory I'm thinking women steal more than men now because you do have the purse yeah we got the big bag we don't walk around a satchel yeah I can't put a salt pepper shaker in my pants you could if you really wanted to weird really enjoy this very strange s thanks for calling the show if you have a picture of this thing send it to us at 37530 I want to see this ceramic Mouse holding a light oh yeah do that hold on a light Elizabeth is up next what have you Justified that it's okay to take from a restaurant hi Elizabeth good morning hello good morning so when I was in college so when I was in College um I was obviously super broke because I was student teaching and I don't pay you whenever you're a student teacher um and I would go to restaurants and I would take toilet paper oh okay so like the individual tissue W toilet paper that's in that's in the little stack well a lot of times they're B Tak or you taking that giant bulk one that's huge and you don't have a hold a wheel of cheese it looks like I've done both oh my God because you can't really use that big he's now do you take that whole thing off or do you just like roll it and then fold it and then put it in your purse like I would open up the container because that sometimes they're like not locked and it's not a real key it's just like a plastic little bit that they shove into the little Keyhole open it oh really and so I would just I had some big purses back then I don't know and so I just would grab the whole thing and I would have friends that would come over and they'd be like why do you have this huge like industrial the industrial and it's so uncomfortable the industrial wheel that has to like sit on a shelf it's almost it's almost translucent it's so thin the paper gosh Elizabeth well you said you weren't making a lot of money and you need some TP oh my God that's col to do and you felt no guilt like the next guy he had to poop and then he what do I do now no I always went to big chains it was like a big chain and there was always more exra I yeah I never took it from the stall if there was only that role left because I didn't want to screw the person over well also Elizabeth some restaurants I've gone to lately I just see the stack of individually tissue wrapped rolls of toilet paper um so that makes it easier on you to take cuz those actually fit your role at home I guess yeah but if you I understand I feel like the boys in my college used to do that all the time stealer the football house I'm calling them out AKA my husband and all of his friends they would even take like the paper T like your napkin dispenser from our dining hall and that's how they would have napkins at the house they would have the real dispenser no they would just go and get another dispenser my God and they would throw it in their book bags cuz they were football players so they always had like their gear book bag yes or the big old rolls like if I was over at Mark's house and I had to use the bathroom I would go in and it would be the big old roll that you would get oh my God plunger in the middle of it to hold it what have you Justified to take like that's fine I'll take this no one is going to get hurt Shannon good morning what'd you take um we happen to walk out with a life-size standup version of George Straight what a George Straight mannequin wait how did nobody see as a cardboard cutout what was the event where George stra a cardboard cutout this was early 90s and he stood six feet tall and I told one of the softball players it was a end of a tournament we were all sited at a little clubhouse bar I said I want George I need George at at the house MH did you ever think in the bar they had a cut out of him because he's just an artist they play on the now this might be crazy but did you think about maybe asking them like could I buy that from you didn't ask no you know it's kind of like at the grocery store and you see one of those really cool cut out MET the meteorologist Yeah fromc Tim one I used to want that one but there was there's a Taylor Swift one for sale at a um like a place that sells tween clothes it's like 130 bucks and and they're like no it's actually not for sale that's how much it is but we won sell because they've been asked so many times can I have this for my kids they have on Amazon for all the different celebrities so people steal steak knives people are saying they're stealing steak sauces Amad told us yesterday he's stealing hot sauce from Chipotle uh let's see um oh gosh Jamie this is a tricky little game Jamie's stealing something that somebody else is already using hi Jamie good morning hi good morning girl tell me how old you were when you were about to tell us what you're about to reveal how old were you when you did this well I I just did this last week and I'm 47 oh stop tell everyone what you're doing ew ew e so I went to like I had went back in my 20s to like kaba's wine dinners and I happened to take my daughter after I got her ears pierced like about a month ago and I saw oh they have these wine dinners I'm going to go because I mean I just need some time to myself of I have two teenagers and I'm like okay you know and I'm having a fabulous meal well there were people behind me that were there just for the food they weren't drinking the wine oh so they don't drink alcohol so I mean these were full you know what I mean they actually weren't drinking out of them which was nice you know because I was like but they had so I mean it was four courses there were four you know like different wine for each course so you not sitting at the table with this couple a couple off the table behind me and then there other customers saw me they like you go girl wait you stole are you sure they didn't sip out of those glasses after they left yes she's taking undrank wine from other tables yeah did you pour it back did you get a funnel how you get back in the uh in the bottle or you just slam it there I mean I didn't take them all I didn't take them all I only drank a couple she drank out of the glass just fresh glasses that's the only what I agree if you're sure that they were untouched fresh glasses of wine it's it's less th I heard the people behind me say that they didn't drink so they it looked like they were complet and I kind of like looked you know I mean for lipti line that wine but you know when they left before me and I'm like those wine were just sitting there they I'm like you know what why is this wine going to go to good waste right let that go to waste hold on out one second at like full price to take home from the wine dinner some sort of raffle where they gave me one too okay so if the table if the table behind you didn't drink the wine but also they had fetuccini Alfredo and shrimp and they only ate the shrimp would you eat the untouched fetuccini Alfredo they're touching that though oh no no no that's all the same place totally different saying they had a it's one of those fancy drinks with a bunch of fruit in it and they bit it off and then put the the in it's wi it's just sitting there why not anything they throw it away it was breathing more it was sitting out like a decer going yeah shame on all you people you should not be doing that okay so if you'd like to save a little bit of money your property owner maybe you had some damage due to the Duro you can actually apply for a temporary disaster exemption and that could lessen the load on your property taxes this year yes you must apply by Tuesday September 3rd now physical damage includes any structure on the owner's property that was damaged in the duret show if you're looking for that exemption it's really simple go to hcad.org and just click on the forms and then general information and look for form 50- 312 form 50- 312k and you can list your property tax I hope so I I can't wait to see what kind of difference that makes cuz I mean I had $88,500 in roof damage whoa so let's see what we can million in mental damage from gripping that little Rover dog thinking the house was coming up around you that D oh by the way a million dooll Mega Millions ticket was sold in Houston and nobody has claimed it time is running out for the winner to claim the prize it was sold back in March on March 19th they matched all five numbers missed the Mega Ball but whoever bought this winning ticket they got it at the allseason food at 2411 Antoine lost it's a million ticket million dollars it's not like 100 million somebody watch that they have no idea that million bucks just got watched they have to claim it by 5:00 P p.m. on September 13th if they don't they've lost a million bucks then who get it does it go to the teachers no the money if the money's not claimed it goes back to the state for programs approved by state legislators which is they have a big party i' love to see that approve it from my back pocket I got to pay for my Billboards and commercials right all right coming up next Special K's got a prank call okay imagine getting hit in the parking lot by someone who works at your apartment complex they blame it on you now you're in trouble for having different colored cars because you're replacing the parts on it you're an unsightly vehicle sir running off prospective tenants let's get that car out of here guys let's get that thing out of here un tily thing out of here we're gonna hear that prank call next on the Rand Ryan Show

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