the WORST dad jokes (of ALL TIME)

worst dead jokes of all time go what's the difference between toilet paper and curtains what so it was you that's the one you said was so good it had to go first my dad told me he only drinks on days that start with a tea okay Tuesday Thursday this day that day Sunday Saturday did you see in the riots they burnt down a shoe shop really plenty of souls will be missed h Bugs Bunny won't accept files through Google Drive why he only takes a WhatsApp doc oh my God yeah of course see I get okay explain it I at the love of my life in a batting shop what the odds [Laughter]

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