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Category: Comedy

Karoga shark media the numbers are up man thanks everybody for listening i am johnny mack with your daily comedy news and if you're on youtube yeah there's no video i know i didn't say there was i'll tell you usually this week is a dead week off labor day and i had been squirreling stuff away i don't... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Harvey weinstein and his e evil ugly brother bob god comes for you all the toxic things that you did to me and my family when you took the franchise from us go like this all good we g on made our money white chicks made another classic little man made another classic we do our thing right fast forward... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

In the world of hollywood there are few names that evoke as much warmth and nostalgia as reginald v johnson famous for his iconic roles in family matters and die hard this beloved actor has fascinated audiences for decades but behind the hollywood glamour lies a rumored lifestyle whose sexuality has... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our next guest is known for making music to make love to now he has an album for the children who come out of that love making it's called my favorite dream please welcome john legend [applause] [music] [applause] [music] how are you oh you look very stylish very handsome that was a that was a perfect... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Demon kye wansa was born on 5th of september in 1960 today celebrating his 64 years he is an american standup comedian an actor a producer and a writer he performed as comedian and actor from 1980s he acted in many television series such as saturday night life in cara while and wine head he also acted... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Please have a seat everybody you're very kind welcome one and all to the late show i'm your host step colar ladies and gentlemen what do we looking at here how far away we are mere what 62 days from the election so mark your calendars and share your xanax because as of today this race is neck and whatever... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our first guest tonight took home four emys over eight seasons of one of the best tv shows ever now you can see them on the silver screen in the new western the thicket it opens at theaters friday please say hello to peter [music] [applause] [applause] dinklage well how are you peter hi oh my gosh your... Read more

Category: Entertainment

♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: hey, everybody. welcome back to "the late show." folks, my next guest is an emmy-nominated actor you know from "dunkirk," "mary queen of scots," and as river cartwright in "slow horses." please welcome to "the late show," jack lowden. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ good... Read more

Category: Comedy

My first guest is a very talented five-time emmy winning actress and my beloved co-star and only murgers in the building where she's mastered the role of steve martin stunt double i got a cold case for you where do i put it huh go how'd you get in here who knows have i made copies of all your keys like... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] well as we all know when that music plays it's one of my favorite things we are talking live performances today and truly one of my favorite people to follow on social media miss d hayes she is coming to chattanooga this weekend today i'm so excited to get to talk with you how are you today... Read more

Category: Comedy

Here we go one woman seven men 0 in 401k savings let's do it we are suddenly in seattle and jen is walking down a road under a bridge that looks like it should be in an episode of law and order svu why would they put her here there's got to be a better place for her to walk as slow as possible they're... Read more

Category: Comedy

Here we go one woman four families who never asked to be on tv in the first place let's do it our first stop is houston where they show cows you're never going to see a cow if you go to houston you're going to see highways you're going to be in one part of town and someone's going to tell you wait a... Read more

Category: Comedy

We go one woman three fantasy suites three beds with wet spots to avoid let's do it so we're in hawaii this guy's giving very much survivor vibes like if your roommate walked in just now they're like oh survivor it's on you'd have to be like no i'm going to watch a woman maybe have sex with three men... Read more

Category: Comedy

So we start the men tell all episode with grant telling his mom that he's going to be the future bachelor and this conversation goes smoother than any conversation has ever gone with my own mom my mom would be like what why am i on speaker elaine satchler i play pickle ball with her why are you talking... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Ugandan olympic runner rebecca cheptegei set on fire by her boyfriend Read more

Category: Entertainment

[cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. ladies and gentlemen, my guest tonight has made history as the first black woman to serve on the u.s. supreme court and has just written a book about her life called "lovely one." please welcome to "the late show," supreme court justice ketanji... Read more

Category: Entertainment

>> stephen: hey, everybody! we are back with the author of "lovely one," supreme court justice ketanji brown jackson. sometimes justices, as you sent, will read distance from the bench. not always. when does that happen? is that when you really want to send a message, whether it's you or someone of... Read more

Category: Comedy

I'm jimmy i'm the host i i've returned from the woods i uh i br relax please i'm frightened i'm i am well that's very nice i i uh i was on summer vacation uh this summer i turned pretty i'm back i had a great summer uh before we get into the show i just want to take a minute to thank the team at the... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our first guest tonight is a 22-year-old singer and songwriter who in her spare time collects grammy and academy awards this is her latest album is called hit me hard and soft and the hit me hard and soft world tour starts september 29th in quebec please welcome billy ish [applause] well thanks for... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our next guest is a former air force pilot and the only former republican congressman invited to speak at the democratic national convention donald trump is a weak man pretending to be strong he is a small man pretending to be big he's a faithless man pretending to be righteous he's a perpetrator who... Read more