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Category: News & Politics

Today donald trump is in nevada and out in california where he's supposed to be holding a press conference later this morning as the final sprint to election day now ramps up george also mary the president former president been traveling the last few days with this woman laura lomer social media infl... Read more

Category: Entertainment

It's crazy to me that the idea that that the abc debate was actually not neutral and they were very pro comm haris is like kind of stupid cu it's like yeah one side was just regularly lying i'm saying it all right but let's get to it donald trump says he is a coward okay donald trump says he's a little... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Trump is definitely not going to do another debate he got fing clobbered dude he got dookie on and just like joe biden actually he kind of did it to himself like kla harris did a really good job baiting donald trump but donald trump did not have to eat the bait he could have like presented himself as... Read more

Category: Entertainment

To the importance of home ownership knowing not everybody got handed $400 million on a silver platter and then filed bankruptcy six times is a value that i bring to my work to say we are going to work with the private sector and home builders to increase three million homes increased by three million... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Of reality okay it's elusive it's no longer a reality we need more houses so we can fix the goddamn housing market so that rent prices come down the rent is too damn high earlier today gave an interview to a a a singler a singular a single sit down interview to local a local philadelphia uh action news... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[applause] yeah you ask them a question they just turn the tide and answer whatever they want to answer and now that we're returning to that was so crazy cuz it's like bro that's your strongest like that is the strongest issue that you have beyond from the most trusted journalists at comedy center and... Read more

Category: Entertainment

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You know the thing that also doesn't make sense if the haitians are eating all the groceries and getting $3,000 a month from the government why the would they steal your cats dog why would they steal your cats to eat like what what what's going on there i'm saying it okay so let's do let's do haitian... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Wait what what hey yo you mean to tell me donald trump who tailored almost all of his strategies off of ronaldo reagan sold that too for word for word that's crazy i'm some more news broke this down so great how dem thought they had to go right okay let's just hear what he had to say about how he broke... Read more

Category: Entertainment

You know directly on stream looking at [ __ ] on twitter but you know if anything you made the point that lockdown had no effect on school shootings when you said some still happened during covid anyway i know every single one of assan haters will pump that tweet now since he got mad at it i know but... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Of this country hey yo what yeah yo this is so awesome this is awesome oh my god i want to ask the pro ukrainian uh uh who constantly were like hassan is the number one enemy of ukraine he's the number one defender of russia how many of these mother spent all this time talking about me and rarely ever... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Ukraine is the enemy of this country ukraine hey yo what yeah this is awesome oh my god okay by the way $100,000 you would be screaming like that too $100,000 a week don't even $100,000 a week you'd be scream you be like i hate you crazy el disney's a homosexual man oh my god bro $100,000 a week bro... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Oh disappointing all around all right let's continue between campaign stops and her official duties unlike mr trump who shared the stage with president biden earlier this summer it'll be harris's first debate in nearly four years and no public events are scheduled today for either harris or trump but... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Into it more extensively yeah the police chief is taken over by a migrant but you know we left we left 13 dead soldiers think of it 13 dead soldiers many soldiers horrifically hurt with arms and legs and everything else gone um we left hostages behind we left american behind we left military equipment... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Comm expected to unveil second key economic policy plank for new hampshire speech wednesday focus on small bid and startups likely mix including tax credit grants technical assistance why does that suck at because that right there is precisely precisely what the democrats always do that is old school... Read more

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Bro they're literally writing scathing letters about like the minutia of benjamin netanyahu's like hold out positions in israel society it's actually shocking it's gotten to a point where it does genuinely feel like a change might occur i'm saying and also obviously i'm going to be covering the israeli... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Like literally i will melt migrants myself personally i'll kill guatemalan myself okay you don't understand how rer i am okay i love i love the wall build the wall so dumb what a over corrective nonsense okay okay um another issue big one is immigration as vice president you were tasked with addressing... Read more