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Published: Sep 12, 2024 Duration: 00:00:47 Category: Comedy

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I'm actually Haitian and I came here to call all of you out stop spreading these vicious rumors about white people no I'm kidding I'm not Haitian but I'm not too far off so I'm actually Dominican because of the number of T FS here I'm assuming there's a lot of high school dropouts here so I'm going to educate you there's an island where the Dominican Republic and Haiti are on the same island right the people back in the Dominican Republic have a lot in common with you Springfield whites and that you both hate Haitian immigrants all right y really think that's true no who said no no we have the one black guy in here said no they're lying to you

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